Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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So ladies and guntlemen how do we think Based Chaddox is gonna get this Road Rage canceled?
My guess, uses the Buzzbees drama and how Dax personally went after their business to get businesses to not sign a contract
 
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Ped Xing said:
Yeahbut. I was legitimately talking about 18 year olds, not 14 year olds. I'm not even trying to argue with pedoshit; I'm saying why it's creepy for a 40 year old to pursue someone who is technically adult. It would only be marginally less skeevy for him to try to fuck a 20 year old. That's cultural, and what the "just a cultural construct" crowd don't get is that culture is how society functions. The distinction between murder most foul and justified homicide is also a cultural construct.
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True, although counterpoint is that pedoshit is what a creepy amount of his audience actually believes in. They only toe-the-line at 18 because that's the lowest they can legally go before people will call the cops.

Tangentially related, in the Ethan Ralph thread, so the topic has been beat to death, revived, beaten to death again about 20 times about how creepy it is for Ethan to be dating the 18 year old Faith. Most people have concluded that the motivation has nothing to do with "looks" or "youth" (she looks beat to shit for 18 to be honest). The motivation seems mostly because Faith is a total idiot with no life experience, fresh out of high school, thus extremely malleable and easy to manipulate. Same applies in this area as well with Dax.

Would the age gap really be so creepy if we were talking about super smart 18-year-olds who think like actual adults? Maybe not. We all agree that no functional or intelligent adult woman would touch Dax with a 20 foot pole. With Dax it's pretty clear up and down that he is only interested in people he can emotionally manipulate and get the upper hand on.
 
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Faalbian said:
You can call it fake, but I think alpha/beta is a handy classification. You have men who are naturally good with women and men who are not. I would call the first group alpha males and the second group beta males. By classifying men like that, you can help them become better at talking to women by saying for instance 'assertiveness is an alpha male trait' or 'spending money on onlyfans is beta'.
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By that definition Dax is a beta, though. He can only get the most desperate of chicks. Then he abuses them and forces them to get abortions for his degenerate disgusting offspring. He will never actually reproduce because the very idea of supporting his children is appalling to him. He's basically a nigger.
 
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Women peak in desirability in their mid twenties, in my opinion. That's probably just a matter of how old my wife is. Imagine thinking your domestic partner is old and gross.

Looking back, I think it honestly took a long time before it was revealed that the girl Dick took home from the wedding was his girlfriend. I recall being under the impression he was just taking her home so she'd be safe. I know better than to think Dax would do something gentlemanlike, now, but hindsight.

It's pretty impressive how he managed to accurately portray Saddox as an obsessive ex without revealing himself for a crumb-snatching cootchie-eating prankster.
 
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Yo, who the fuck kept watching the Dick show after the Maddox lawsuit failed? Like that was literally the only reason to watch/listen. Idk if anything about him in this thread is true and I honestly do not care in the slightest, but unless the guy is reporting some crazy shit he got himself in to with crazier people and how they keep making shit worse for themselves. it was like Seinfeld or It's Always SUnny. Just bad people fucking themselves over in entertaining ways.

Once Dick lost his foil, it stopped being funny really fast and just became internet slapfight update and circlejerk
 
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BadTakeCrucifier said:
:cryblood::cryblood: :cryblood: :cryblood: :cryblood: :cryblood: :cryblood: :cryblood:.................................................

Let me get this straight:
  • Dax has been heavily defending "Cuties" for months.
  • Dax recently had a guest who was literally making fun of a real, not hypothetical CHILD rape victim in a landmark case. (She's "lying for attention," etc.)
  • Dax fully admits to only targeting weak and vulnerable women because he can manipulate as long as possible
  • Currently dating a woman who is mentally unhinged from allegedly being literally raped by her own dad.
  • Generally treats her like his personal doormat, because empathy for women is gay or something
  • Dax got this SAME WOMAN PREGANT, she wanted the child badly, and then he forced her to get an ABORTION. ALONE. Didn't even do the bare minimum like drive her there even though she would have been in massive physical pain afterwards.
  • Claims MABTW (How? Morally?) while doing this like some sort of sociopath
  • BONUS: Helped Ethan "Gunty-boi" Ralph obtain a child bride :gunt:
...Do we have hard confirmation that Dax is NOT the unholy lovechild of Harvey Weinstein and Dan Schneider anally fucking while Roman Polanski watched?


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there is nothing about Dick that is different from your average jew. his jew dad brought a mexican girl from a catholic mission and taught his offspring Dick and Othercunt all the ways of the jew,

edit:messed up my catholic camps
 
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I wish I could go back in time and prevent Biggest Problem from breaking up. Then neither Dick nor Maddox would be on this board.
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That would only cause them to enter a different timeline where they become lolcows in some other fucked up way. It's just one of those time paradox type of things. It's an inevitability. All timelines result in #NiggerDax. Not even Mexican-Jew God could change that.
 
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Faalbian said:
I wish I could go back in time and prevent Biggest Problem from breaking up. Then neither Dick nor Maddox would be on this board.
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But I get more enjoyment from Kiwi Farms than I ever did from TDS. Maybe even more than Biggest Prollem, though the old show has way more memorable moments.
 
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Emotionally abusive and predatory

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Did he honestly say Dave Rubin the homosexual Jew and Jordon Peterstein the pussy who can't even address some dumb trolls without throwing a tantrum "strong male influence"?
Matt Jarbo has more testosterone that those two faggots combined. That's close to zero.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Did he honestly say Dave Rubin the homosexual Jew and Jordon Peterstein the pussy who can't even address some dumb trolls without throwing a tantrum "strong male influence"?
Matt Jarbo has more testosterone that those two faggots combined. That's close to zero.
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In my honest experience the only people who revere Jordan "Clean your room" Peterson are people who never had a dad and their deepest desire is to just have a dad. Hilariously also, the people "super personally butthurt" about JP are the dangerhair types who violently hate their dads.

tl;dr if you care about JP you don't have a good relationship with your father
 
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Since I can't find a cliff notes, is Marie the same chick as "80s girl" or is that someone else? I've only read the last 6 days of shit and I don't want to go any further back as I fear it will give me brain cancer
 
So the Fix on Dick would be he's a jackal. Not an alpha predator but capable of taking advantage of a situation and slinking away when it starts to go bad. Not beneath carrion activities but doesn't find them preferable either. He's always going to try and present himself as stronger than he is and bluff through shit when it starts to go sideways. he uses humor or "Bants" as his way to move from situation to situation, but he only acts tactically, as he has no patience or understanding of the strategic. His attraction to boozing and coozing at his age shows a lack of maturity for certain, but also an even bigger lack of understanding how social consequences or why he should act in an empathetic manner when dealing with others if he can try to brand them as threats to himself or his image beforehand.

His online social circle seems to be mostly drinking buddies of his previous "glory days" and hangers on trying to get in on that sweet patreon cash. Occasionally he seems to get someone of actual intellectual ability to adopt him as a "pack member" to push the jackal analogy, but they always seem to find a need to distance quickly when they realize they're just being used to push his perceived legitimacy as something greater than he is. The ones who stick are your Keem's and Ralph's. People with little to no social skills trying to present themselves as underground arbiters of justice across a digital clique that;s easy to cast judgement on with no real consequence. They hunt like jackals too, just trying to gang up on something weak and hope to overwhelm it so they can get their fill and let loose some base-animistic desire. No hunt ever fills them long enough to establish anything other than a momentary alliance where they hope they don't present weakness int he near future that will have them move from predator to prey.

The thoughts that Dick will be a very lonely man once his already fleeting looks and minor fame will dissolve are most likely right. But he's always going to act in a way that has him trying to exploit weakness for fast personal gain. Not a sociopath though, because sociopath's are often much better at hiding their faults than Dax can. He's just a wild animal that the occasional idiot tries to domesticate and ends up with a dead toddler, a mauled cat and mysterious urine stains on the couch.

That said, his entire bullshit with maddox was hilarious and we all owe him some thanks for making that as painful as possible for all involved as it made for great theater
 
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I don’t feel much sympathy for Marie. She could have broken up with Maddax years ago but doesn’t because she knows that her next boyfriend would likely make less money than Dax and likely not as e-famous. She’s a real LA girl: would rather stay with a piece of shit for shallow reasons than find a guy who makes her happy and gives her the family that she wants. Instead of having a couple kids, she helps conspire to get Fai Fai Vickers a fake ID. Don’t feel sorry for her.
 
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