🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[AlexiTheTrucker]

I officially don't believe his CS degree story. He has to be pants-on-head retarded to complete a 4 year school, then go to work at Trader Joe's for a couple years before deciding to go back to school to become a medical tech. What a fucking liar.

He will be the eternal student. As others have said, finding a job requires effort and having to enter the workforce in a field with no practical experience requires slumming it until you get that experience. He could also work to a higher degree in the same field but that would require more effort and dealing with higher concepts than his his Associates or Bachelors.

IMO, someone sold him on concept that there were jobs in the computer industry. Probably somebody in his family like a cousin. When he couldn't easily find a job making good money, he listened to someone else selling him there were jobs in the medical field. Probably his mother. When he can't find a good paying, entry level gig in this field, he will move on to getting another degree. Just my take.

 

[JAKL]

36 waiting, Fucking why?

 

[Sam Losco]

Apologies to anyone that just got a notification of my stream going live. I was testing Advanced Scene Switcher and accidentally started the stream.
On a related note, that plugin has a time feature that uses system time and so I now have a way to auto start streaming in OBS. It is set to start streaming at the start time for this next stream. I'm waking up at the same time so I won't actually be there for a few minutes after it starts. And I may just make sure it's working, set up the chat snipe, and them try and go back to sleep.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

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36 waiting, Fucking why?

Most likely Styx or Spencer fans, Ralph doesn't have real fans anymore.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

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36 waiting, Fucking why?

I'm just waiting around to dislike and gunt-post. Would be a shame if any aylawgs went to the stream and flooded it with dislikes and gunt shaming...

 

[All becomes gunt]

For three and a half years, I have had this thread open in my phone.
For three and a half years, I have watched the decline of Ethan Ralph.
I have observed this religious and wholesome board since first learning of Chris Chan many harvests ago.
But today, for the first time, after catching up on the ever seething Ethan Ralph, who has inseminated his Second Child Bride™....
My conversion to full alog is complete. I made a kiwi farms account.

Thank you all for the hard work over the years.

Here's to you, and the many harvests to come. Cheers.

Welcome aboard brother. Let me get you your sommer hat

 

[Elite Keys]

Welcome aboard brother. Let me get you your sommer hat

Well add me to the list. I was one of the biggest Gunt Guards but Ralph got pissy and unfollowed me on Twitter for reasons I have no clue. Anyways I cancelled my patreon sub and didn’t bother listening the last two nights. I’ve lurked here for a couple of months now but finally made a account.

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

@̶̯̪̑̈́̃͆̓̇͛̄̾̊́̀͠ŗ̶͖̩͎͙̰̰̭̦͙̳͔̜̒̌͊ͅa̸̧̧͔̭̞͍̞̥͈̫͆̉̉̑͝͠ͅl̵̨̮̙͑̐̋͊̿̾̈́ṕ̵͈͉̯̻̇̋̀͑̂̊̽̓̐̉ͅḧ̵̡̗͚̥̜̯̦̤̲̟̘̺̪́̋̀͗͌͑͘ŗ̶́̾͌e̶̢̛͚̙̠͔̍̍̅̃͑͋͒̕͝ẗ̵̢͎̞͔̠̎̓o̷̲̜̳̣̱͇̫̞̦̔̌̉͂r̵̙̠̝̲͕̫͍͎̻̥͚͔̒̍̅̎̊̏̈́̓͗̆̕͝͠ͅt̷̢̧̜̮̖͉̜͚̓̀̇̄́ ̶̧̨̛͉̰̱̪͔̱̫̪̅́̑͌͒̕
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[LordOdin]

He'll count this as a win no matter what, he's insane and thinks he's got a large dick and a millionaire lifestyle when he's living in a tar paper shack sporting a vienna sausage. He's basically the South's answer to that schizophrenic Dutch guy that was broadcasting 24/7 on stream.me at this point.
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Sir sir SIR! Kittystyles is Danish not Dutch. YOU WANNA HOLLA OVER ME BOY?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

@̶̯̪̑̈́̃͆̓̇͛̄̾̊́̀͠ŗ̶͖̩͎͙̰̰̭̦͙̳͔̜̒̌͊ͅa̸̧̧͔̭̞͍̞̥͈̫͆̉̉̑͝͠ͅl̵̨̮̙͑̐̋͊̿̾̈́ṕ̵͈͉̯̻̇̋̀͑̂̊̽̓̐̉ͅḧ̵̡̗͚̥̜̯̦̤̲̟̘̺̪́̋̀͗͌͑͘ŗ̶́̾͌e̶̢̛͚̙̠͔̍̍̅̃͑͋͒̕͝ẗ̵̢͎̞͔̠̎̓o̷̲̜̳̣̱͇̫̞̦̔̌̉͂r̵̙̠̝̲͕̫͍͎̻̥͚͔̒̍̅̎̊̏̈́̓͗̆̕͝͠ͅt̷̢̧̜̮̖͉̜͚̓̀̇̄́ ̶̧̨̛͉̰̱̪͔̱̫̪̅́̑͌͒̕
̵͈͖͓̬̘̻̲͙̂̀́̇̍̈́̓̄͋̿́̿̇͝
̵̡̥̣̳̤͙̰͈̟̠̮̻̀̂̈́̐̈͊̎̊̑́͆͋̍̆̕͜͝͝Ë̵̺̰̣͈̲̀͘͜T̷̛̠͉͕̱̤͔̳̹̃̅̈́̅̇̈́̈̈́͒͐͂̍̆̈͝͝H̶̨̢͚̥̤̲̞̹̳̱̻̯͓̺͍̩̒̄͋̃̆͌̂́͛̋̉A̶̢̪̘̹͖̩̫̪͚̼̽̃̑̀̑̇̐̀̕͝N̸̢̤̩̣̥̼͎̜̦͖͕̙̺̟̝̬̹͒̽͐̈́̈͒̿͗̊̃̀͆̚̕͝͝.̶̡̖̙̥̥̖̮̥͉͉̜̪̯͂̐̂̒̈͆͗̏̚ ̷̢̦̭̘̜̹͇̜͐̋̈̅̓̄I̴̡̬͚̥͛̆̏̌͊̉̈́̃̓̊́̈́͘̚͝F̷̡̧̬̜͍̍̊͑̄̋̆̓̊̏̓͐̿̈̇̚̚͘͜ ̵̡͕̬͎̤̖͕͔̼̹͙͊̌̽̂̑͑̀̆́̏̎̃͛͆͘͜͝Y̵̠̱͐̑̄̌̑͌O̸̡̨̘̫͍͍̖̲̻̼̘̝̣̹̟̰͊̂̉̒̆̅̀̂̀̍̿̀́͘͠U̸̡͕̥̜͎̮̦͔̞̫̼̫͌̆̓̇̽̂͒̽ ̵̨̧̤͉̺͚̗̦̍̄̆̾̈̿͌͛́̀̆̾̒́̄̀D̶̡̧̖͓̾̔͌́̓͐͒ͅŖ̸͖̬̤͚̭͇̜̓͑̾͊͛̋̉́̇͛̑̒̓̇̔̏̚I̵̡̨͉̺̯̯̲͚̰̯̓̒̋Ṇ̸͍̯̭̲͓̜̼̄́͗̽̽͝K̸̛̝͓͎̼̯̼͕̝̓̔͘ ̶̙̽̀̎̑͂͆̇͛̓̋͐͌̃̓̈́E̶͈̩̖̼̩͚̙͎̞̬͝ͅN̷̨͚̭̳͚̥̦̭̬̈́̍̋͐̂̈̅̀̎̀͑͠Ơ̵̛̲̝̘̭̻̄̍͆́̒̄͛̈́̔͠ͅƯ̸͙̙̳̺͎̜̮̹̗̱͔̿́̅̄̈̏̕͘G̸̨̧̢̡͙̱̭̙̦̬̮̫̱̮̖̹̃͌H̸̡̛̳̬͚͎̤̣͓̝͜ ̴̮̲̳̬̰̠̦̬̖̲̥̖͎̩̊̂̔̿̂̌͌́̒͜F̴̡̡̛̝̖̖̥̞̖̻͇̀̿̕A̸̻̻̜͕̭̦̬̝̬͈͎̤̓͌̎́̊̔̍͆̈́̀͑̈́̄̒́͘I̶͇̱͇̮̮͙͓͙͙̊̀̊͋̈́̄̌͘T̴̳͕̂́̊͑̋̍͑͘͘ͅḦ̷̢̫̹̘̲̰̱͇̲̖͈̬́̅ͅ ̴̨̨̫̗͚͍̻̮̻̪̹͋̄̑̍͋̃̎W̵̖̪̳͓̣͕̭̰̮̱̞̱̦̌͊̎̂̓̏͐̓̋̂̚͝ͅI̷̮̰̰̫͖̍̃̃̆͛̂̈͋͊͂̽͗̕͝L̷̪͕̗͐̿L̷̨͈̬͔͉̯̗̥͔̹͉̟͕̉̀̍ ̸̡̢̧͍͉̮͍̜̱͔̞̫͑́̓̀͒C̶̢̘͗͛̽̎̃͌͐̌̈́͘O̴̬̔̿̿̋̆̃̓̒̚̕͝͝M̴̨̱̤͙͉͓̫͇̘͓̺̩̙͂̔̐̅̀͗ͅË̵̬͍̼́̎̓͒̅̓̇͝͝ ̵̨̦̫̝͔͒̓͜B̶̨̢̛͎͎͖͚̜̪̉À̶̛̠̤̗̬̱̠̫̞͉̖̙̈́͐͆̍̈́̈́̀̏̈́̀̃͋̚͝Č̷̡̠̮̰̪͆̀͊̄̇̌̔̑̃̚͘͜K̶̡̢̡͈̟͍͓͌͌͗̀͒͑͑̎̚

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Guys don't try and get the Styx/Spencer debate taken down off YT. At least until about halfway thru. This is why:

We will be able to see early morning Ralph for the first time since the Pillstream.
He will certainly be very low energy and still drunk from last night.
The chat will be less moderated and full of Styx fans being Guntpilled.
There's a good chance that Styx will make gunt/sex tape jokes, I really want to see this!

If it's taken down before it even starts, we'll miss all this. But... if it gets taken down like half-wayish through the stream, we will get the best of both worlds. Drunk morning Ralph, maybe even a Faith/Sandra appearance, and after it gets taken down - the ultimate seethe on Twitter afterwards!

Hold back for now a-logs! STAND BACK AND STAND BY!

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

If you happen to come across any channels that are ban evading, you can always report the channel by going and clicking on this:
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You'll be greeted with the prompt about reporting the video. You don't want that. You want to look at the bottom of the prompt:
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Click that one. There's a few options but just pick whichever one you think applies, and fill out the reason.

Just a "The More You Know" for everyone.

Guys don't try and get the Styx/Spencer debate taken down off YT. At least until about halfway thru. This is why:

We will be able to see early morning Ralph for the first time since the Pillstream.
He will certainly be very low energy and still drunk from last night.
The chat will be less moderated and full of Styx fans being Guntpilled.
There's a good chance that Styx will make gunt/sex tape jokes, I really want to see this!

If it's taken down before it even starts, we'll miss all this. But... if it gets taken down like half-wayish through the stream, we will get the best of both worlds. Drunk morning Ralph, maybe even a Faith/Sandra appearance, and after it gets taken down - the ultimate seethe on Twitter afterwards!

Hold back for now a-logs! STAND BACK AND STAND BY!

Not to be that person, but don't give Ralph more ammo, yeah? It's bad enough he & tech guru Gator think we're DDoSing entire platforms because Entropy's servers can't handle more than 10 people at a time. It would be funny if YouTube & DLive brought the (ban)hammer down, don't get me wrong, but let Ralph self-destruct by himself.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Not to be that person, but don't give Ralph more ammo, yeah? It's bad enough he & tech guru Gator think we're DDoSing entire platforms because Entropy's servers can't handle more than 10 people at a time. It would be funny if YouTube & DLive brought the (ban)hammer down, don't get me wrong, but let Ralph self-destruct by himself.

We here at KiwiFarm's don't necessarily co-sign everything that our members do.

 

[MeltyTW]

Not to be that person, but don't give Ralph more ammo, yeah? It's bad enough he & tech guru Gator think we're DDoSing entire platforms because Entropy's servers can't handle more than 10 people at a time. It would be funny if YouTube & DLive brought the (ban)hammer down, don't get me wrong, but let Ralph self-destruct by himself.

plus he doesnt have any viewership worth tanking. im not crying for him though hes fine with letting guests makes calls and instruction to domestic terrorism and viewing cp twice

We here at KiwiFarm's don't necessarily co-sign everything that our members do.

plus according to ralph if were too lazy to read the posts then we should be excused for it

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Not to be that person, but don't give Ralph more ammo, yeah? It's bad enough he & tech guru Gator think we're DDoSing entire platforms because Entropy's servers can't handle more than 10 people at a time. It would be funny if YouTube & DLive brought the (ban)hammer down, don't get me wrong, but let Ralph self-destruct by himself.

There's a delicate balance. I used to be a fan of the O&A show, and then I became a fan of shitting on it. Once it ended it was like an era died and making fun of their spinoff shows isn't the same. It's funny when Ralph gets banned from platforms because he drinks and melts down, but personally I don't report. I hope he keeps streaming his little show until he's sub-Donga level viewership, drunkenly cursing out those damn alogs to an audience of 15 every night as the number one late night show on 123watchstream.ru

 

[Gilbert Grape]

Thus began Corngate. The schism of kiwifarms over ethics in alogging. Lets get @Null to tweet about #Corngate!

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Not to be that person, but don't give Ralph more ammo, yeah? It's bad enough he & tech guru Gator think we're DDoSing entire platforms because Entropy's servers can't handle more than 10 people at a time. It would be funny if YouTube & DLive brought the (ban)hammer down, don't get me wrong, but let Ralph self-destruct by himself.

I've deleted it. Definitely right there.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Not to be that person, but don't give Ralph more ammo, yeah? It's bad enough he & tech guru Gator think we're DDoSing entire platforms because Entropy's servers can't handle more than 10 people at a time. It would be funny if YouTube & DLive brought the (ban)hammer down, don't get me wrong, but let Ralph self-destruct by himself.

We here at Kiwi Farms aren't a single person, rather a congregation of individuals as Sargon would proudly say. If Gunty wanted to cry deplatforming he'd have to cry at the user responsible, the forum itself is never responsible except if Dear Leader explicitly directs people into those terrorist attacks. It's why everyone going "ITS THE KAREN FARMS ITS KIWI FARMS THE FORUM IS AFTER ME" is a complete retard that just wants an excuse to try and shut this down because it has his dirty laundry. The forum is nothing but a place in space and time where we all congregate. Just because we are posting here we don't necessarily cosign, condone, agree or avow the actions or oppinions of the others.

 

[MeltyTW]

oh and for playing the same fucking intro and outro songs over and over a fucking gain, thats the only thing ralph should be flagged down for, get him a strike just i dont have to hear a gid damned bojack theme every day, or the slow ass country music and mundane matt song he plays to lull everyone to sleep. or whatever the fuck that lame ass instrumental intro is. that is something i think even gunt guard can agree is abominable and indeed more offensive than his calls to blow up and rpae children. in fact anyone playing any of those fucking lame songs in their shows should be hung.

i dont even give a fuck, cap this ralph and change your fucking show's songs

seriously though does none of his gunt guard complain about listening to that each and every single fucking night of their miserable fucking lives! those songs are the only points i feel genuine hatred for ralph, i feel like if i passed by ralph playing that irl id go feral and bite at him like a rabid animal

edit i fucking hate ralphs intros and in a perfect world anyone playing them would be raped and shot and thrown in a pit of excrement

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

oh and for playing the same fucking intro and outro songs over and over a fucking gain, thats the only thing ralph should be flagged down for, get him a strike just i dont have to hear a gid damned bojack theme every day, or the slow ass country music and mundane matt song he plays to lull everyone to sleep. or whatever the fuck that lame ass instrumental intro is. that is something i think even gunt guard can agree is abominable and indeed more offensive than his calls to blow up and rpae children. in fact anyone playing any of those fucking lame songs in their shows should be hung.

i dont even give a fuck, cap this ralph and change your fucking show's songs

seriously though does none of his gunt guard complain about listening to that each and every single fucking night of their miserable fucking lives! those songs are the only points i feel genuine hatred for ralph, i feel like if i passed by ralph playing that irl id go feral and bite at him like a rabid animal

Remember when Ralph would have people make things for him instead of making fun of him or him having to pay shitty artists in exposure on a near ISIS-level of cancer stream?