Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Karl der Grosse]

I ate a bunch of stuff with onions yesterday and now I'm suffering from the terrible curse of massive farts. The rest of my family is suffering because of my affliction as well. Truly I should have acknowledged Melinda as a Troo and Honest Prophetess. Or at least taken some Beano.

for two, believing that physical violence is not a sin worthy of condemnation is a theological position/a religious belief it's that's not "marital abuse"

What about legally, Melinda? Not religious legality, is it a violation of criminal law for a husband to use force against a wife? Please answer, I'm trying to get a better handle on how much Marshall physically abuses you when he wanders by and demands sex. What about outside of sex? How often does Marshall raise his hand to you when you displease him by doing things like asking him for money for diapers or to sign a witness statement to your daughter's birth? What about verbally? Are you allowed to disagree with Marshall without him using derogatory or abusive language towards you?

And how often are your children witnesses to all of this? How much fear do your children live in? Do they actively try to hide when he shows up, or do they just try to avoid him as much as possible? Did your children express any desire to see Marshall when you were broken up? We know Marshall didn't care, he ghosted you for days without so much as a word to you, much less the children. But did your children tell you they were glad he was gone? Admit it, they weren't unhappy at all to see (they thought) the last of Marshall. Then again, they've seen you do this dance with Marshall a dozen or more times, haven't they?

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Happy 600 pages! We couldn’t have done it without Mel. She can add that to her accomplishments! The list is still so very small for her. I can’t wait for her next lawsuit attempt as this latest one was dismissed for the same reason as her others. Maybe she’ll have better luck with curses. She doesn’t seem to be winning in that regard either, but next time I make a typo, I’ll be sure to give Mel credit.

 

[Toasty]

Happy 600 pages! We couldn’t have done it without Mel. She can add that to her accomplishments! The list is still so very small for her. I can’t wait for her next lawsuit attempt as this latest one was dismissed for the same reason as her others. Maybe she’ll have better luck with curses. She doesn’t seem to be winning in that regard either, but next time I make a typo, I’ll be sure to give Mel credit.

I know you're a naturist and all but maybe you can relate. The underwire in my favorite bra just snapped. Do you think it's because I'm cursed?
Edit: tx for your clarification, I fellow witch person. If dodging the curse of yamaykawish is as easy as a going bra shopping,I think I'll be ok.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I just caught this one. What the fuck is even being said here? These are all actual words, there is punctuation, but this simply makes word salad look like lunch hour at olive garden

She's saying that people are exempt from being prosecuted for rape and domestic assault and battery if it is allowed in their religion.

 

[Toasty]

She's saying that people are exempt from being prosecuted for rape and domestic assault and battery if it is allowed in their religion.

Sure thing, but the actual words in sequence don't make sense.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Sure thing, but the actual words in sequence don't make sense.

She don't speak the good or even the write.

 

[Deadpool]

I had trouble beating the final boss of Castlevania Lord's of Shadow, then I found out a comic I was waiting for doesn't come out until tomorrow. The curse is real!

Edit: The comic I wanted did in fact come out today and I just downloaded it lol.

 

[Toasty]

She don't speak the good or even the write.

And especially not read the good. She must have had her dna fundamentally changed via semen transfer from Marshall and it made her even less intelligent.

 

[LoverofPi]

I had trouble beating the final boss of Castlevania Lord's of Shadow, then I found out a comic I was waiting for doesn't come out until tomorrow. The curse is real!

Such a terrible power she wields. Minor inconveniences to those that mock and scorn her, and loads and loads of collateral damage affecting everyone else.

And especially not read the good. She must have had her dna fundamentally changed via semen transfer from Marshall and it made her even less intelligent.

DNA transfer, or oxygen deprivation? The world may never know.

 

[Spergichu]

I had trouble beating the final boss of Castlevania Lord's of Shadow, then I found out a comic I was waiting for doesn't come out until tomorrow. The curse is real!

I just lost a Warzone match as the last man to die. Truly I am suffering for my transgressions. Oh woe is me.

 

[lamp]

Is Melinda aware that the 1st amendment only protects the rights listed in it from the government itself and not private citizens? I think we’ve covered this before but it seems she was pegging Marshall too hard to remember.
Also, Melinda, what’d you think of the debate last night??

 

[Deadpool]

Is Melinda aware

The answer to any question beginning this way is "no."

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

I can’t wait for her next lawsuit attempt as this latest one was dismissed for the same reason as her others

Are you a judge or clerk that works at the Western District court? How would you know this if it's not even posted online?

Also, Melinda, what’d you think of the debate last night??

Despite his patriarchal family elements, I can look beyond that and say, Donald Trump clearly looked like the more qualified candidate. He is much more of a military style leader, which is what the President is, first and foremost. Biden looks too weak. He does not appear like a military leader. I would not like a person of his personality to run this country.

I will always sympathize with Donald Trump's first wife Ivana Trump, he was wrong for cheating on her. But even though he was a bad husband to her, I can still admit that Donald Trump knows how to run businesses and get things done without excessive talk. That is essential for leadership.

I would prefer that Donald Trump wins.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Breeding.zone (yes its a website) is the best place to find toxic poz partners if youre into that. Here's a pic of me with the boys. Can you see Marshall in the back?

Do they have a male lingerie store that sells those leather outfits for men?

 

[Baby Yoda]

I would prefer that Donald Trump wins.

Of course you would, Donald Trump in his own words is, "the most pro Israel president ever". Not only has Blimpf done nothing for everyday Americans, he reminds us constantly of how important it is for us goyim to "not be socialist herenin the USA, but support socialism for Israel. The "white supremacists" who vote from Blimpf are useful idiots to an orange man who's grand-children are all Jewish. Trump is, always has been, an always will be a failed, bankrupt, casino owning, game show host and con-man.

There are many leather shops here un Castro neoghborhood San Fran.

 

[White Baby]

Are you a judge or clerk that works at the Western District court? How would you know this if it's not even posted online

How many lawsuits have you lost so far?

 

[Toasty]

Do they have a male lingerie store that sells those leather outfits for men?

Yes. They're called lingerie stores.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Of course you would, Donald Trump in his own words is, "the most pro Israel president ever". Not only has Blimpf done nothing for everyday Americans, he reminds us constantly of how important it is for us goyim to "not be socialist herenin the USA, but support socialism for Israel. The "white supremacists" who vote from Blimpf are useful idiots to an orange man who's grand-children are all Jewish. Trump is, always has been, an always will be a failed, bankrupt, casino owning, game show host and con-man.

There are many leather shops here un Castro neoghborhood San Fran.

I stand with Israel.

I think one thing Trump has done well for the American people is stand up to the fraud of illegal immigration. He did his best to strengthen the border. He also publicly condemned financially prioritizing illegal immigrants over the citizens of the USA. Lots of American citizens are homeless, can't get assistance for college, can't get assistance for other things because the government sends federal funding to illegal immigrants. Illegal immigrants break the law and then get rewarded for it with a free immigration lawyer.

He recently told California that if they want illegal immigration, they can pay for it themselves. Nancy Pelosi is trying to tack on millions of dollars of money onto the proposed stimulus check bill that will be used to bail out counties in California who have massive debt from accepting in illegal immigration. Donald Trump called her out on that, good for him.

In 2012 I sat on a childcare waiting list and lost my house and job waiting because the federal government was sending billions of dollars of funding to illegal immigrants while I, a citizen, who had paid 1000s in federal taxes, whose parents and grandparents also paid, couldn't even get childcare assistance for my children so I could become employed. I had to wait on a list. FUCK THAT. FUCK ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

Are you a judge or clerk that works at the Western District court? How would you know this if it's not even posted online

It’s posted online dear. Failure to state a claim. Your response will be weak and bullshit.
But yes, Judge Jones and I are bffs. We go golfing and go out for drinks every Tuesday night. I order tacos.

side note: Way to avoid my question about being cursed. I haven’t made a typo yet, so I guess your deity must consider me righteous. Or he is seriously slow.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I was Judge Jones' sponsor when he joined the Masonic Order of the Templars. It's a wonderful organization, we get a 20% discount when we head over to the strip joint near the courthouse to have a few beers and plot ways to keep people like Melinda poor, dumb and powerless. Amazingly enough, we don't have to actually do anything at all. She does it all by herself.