Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Damn, just 30 minutes in and he's about to hit 300k retweets.

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Probably the first time the TDS crowed mashed that like button.

 

[TheClappening]

Dammit Orange Man, bats are friends, not food.

On a serious note, he'll probably be fine. He has access to the best medical care in the world.

 

[tehpope]

Herman Cain was the same age as trump, and he's gone.

Black people are not as immune to Covid as their african counterparts. Or white people.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I'm surprised he's only getting it now tbh

 

[The Last Stand]

I'm actually surprised that Kiwi Farms is having a laugh at Trump's expense given this recent news.

Especially with how toxic and unforgiving Twitter can be regarding anything Trump related.

I'm proud of this community of autists and oddities. Maybe we're not as bad as people say we are.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

I thought they believed in science tho......

The tumblr witches who actually think emojis are spells? Yeah right

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Those weird tweets are in Ge’ez, though it’s probably not even written in Ethiopian. Fun script, tho’. Prayers for GEOTUS.

 

[Burger Patriot]

Oh no, he's contracted a disease with a 99.5% survival rate. Surely this will be the end of drumpf.

 

[Plays With Squirrels]

Dammit Orange Man, bats are friends, not food.

On a serious note, he'll probably be fine. He has access to the best medical care in the world.

The world has gone Bat Soup Crazy

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

If Trump does pull through, maybe he will take Coronavirus more seriously for the country's sake.

First Boogie shooting at somebody, now Trump has Corona. 2020 is just full of surprises. And October just started.

If a septuagenarian who gets less than 6 hours of sleep a day, chugs diet coke, and eats fast food survives this, maybe we panicked a bit too hard over a fucking novel cold.

 

[Quijibo69]

Oh no! He has a 5% chance of dying out of 95%!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Can’t wait to lose respect for a bunch more people again. Fucking hell, I’m gonna have to avoid a lot of sites for a few days.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

If Trump does pull through, maybe he will take Coronavirus more seriously for the country's sake.

First Boogie shooting at somebody, now Trump has Corona. 2020 is just full of surprises. And October just started.

This has been the most batshit insane year in recent history.

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

If Trump does pull through, maybe he will take Coronavirus more seriously for the country's sake.

First Boogie shooting at somebody, now Trump has Corona. 2020 is just full of surprises. And October just started.

2020 is trying to finish the year strong

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If Trump does pull through, maybe he will take Coronavirus more seriously for the country's sake.

First Boogie shooting at somebody, now Trump has Corona. 2020 is just full of surprises. And October just started.

But Boogie’s more fat than Trump, and the election is 33 days away.
Many things can happen if you step away from the virtual world of e-celeb infighting.

 

[TheClappening]

I'm actually surprised that Kiwi Farms is having a laugh at Trump's expense given this recent news.

Especially with how toxic and unforgiving Twitter can be regarding anything Trump related.

I'm proud of this community of autists and oddities. Maybe we're not as bad as people say we are.

I mean, we laugh at everything.

And Trump's actually a pretty goofy guy.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Nothingburger. I had 'rona and cured it by playing video games and getting two weeks off of work. Trump has literally the best medical care on the planet, guy probably won't even feel it.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Can’t wait to lose respect for a bunch more people again. Fucking hell, I’m gonna have to avoid a lot of sites for a few days.

You're already on Kiwi Farms.

 

[The Last Stand]

My mom is going to have a field day with this news. Shit...

 

[awoo]

Nothingburger. I had 'rona and cured it by playing video games and getting two weeks off of work. Trump has literally the best medical care on the planet, guy probably won't even feel it.

are you 74