Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

Who coofed on Mr. President?

  • Mr. Former Vice President Joe Biden

    Votes: 273 23.0%
  • Mr. Paramount Leader Xi

    Votes: 270 22.8%
  • Mr. Moderator Chris Wallace

    Votes: 387 32.6%
  • Mr. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

    Votes: 256 21.6%

  • Total voters
    1,186
Fuck We are gonna end up with Pence vs. Harris by November aren't we?
Mike "The Electric" Pence vs Da Hoe isn't a hard pick. If anything I think Pence would be a pretty good president and really hard to smear by the media. Aside from the stale electroshock conversion therapy memes we've all made what dirt is there on the guy? He's so straight laced that he won't do anything with women unless his wife accompanies him.

Meanwhile Ol' Cameltoe has a long history of shady practice, slept her way into the DA's office, and tried to keep innocent people in Californian prisons to keep them as prison labor. She's also Hillary 2.0: Mulatto Boogaloo.
 
The idea of Trump dying or losing the election over this and we get to live under a Kamala Harris administration is what scares me.
You thought Hillary 2016 would be bad? Shit, with Corona, the riots and Harris having a chance along with Trump having Covid, we're really stuck in a corner.

It was funny at first, but November is getting closer and closer. And 2020 is showing no signs of slowing down.
 
I guess you could say it's a bit of a lottery. Some people are really affected by the virus although they're not in any of the risk groups. There have been healthy 21 year-olds that died from corona. Others are old and sick as fuck but walk out of the ICU after 2-3 months.

Unless he's REALLY unlucky, he's going to be just fine. We have learned a lot about the virus and know how to treat it much more efficiently than just a few months ago. He's got the best medical care available.

He'll get over the virus and ultimately benefit from it. If he, a 74 year-old obese man in a very stressful position can beat the virus, he's proving his point that it's not a big deal. It also shows he's not as frail as Sleepy Joe. Him getting sick is ironic for sure, but I doubt much will change in the long run.
 
As a rule I don't pray for people to die, but there's a first time for everything.

I can't imagine why; he's always conducted himself with such decency and tact.

If only they were as civil and compassionate as Trump is toward his opponents.

Eid, Pmurt, Eid.

No, no, go ahead. It's always so interesting to hear people explain why Their Side is good and the Other Side is evil incarnate.

lol calm down
 
The fuck does The Elder Scrolls crowd have to do with any of this?
>Trump's brother Robert was on the board of ZeniMax, the company that owned Bethesda
>Robert Trump died of undisclosed health issues, some believe it's Covid
>Donald Trump tests positive for Covid
>Some way, somehow, Bethesda finds a way to sell yet another Skyrim port
 
OH
FUCKING
SHIT

THIS IS ONE HELL OF AN OCTOBER SURPRISE

HOLY SHIT, IRL AMERICAN POLITICS HAS BETTER TWISTS AND TURNS THAN ACTUAL TV DRAMAS
The president is a former reality TV star after all. Now the whole world is the show or something deep like that give me upvotes reddit thx.
 
Everyone celebrating this shit on social media since it happened to Orange Man. If it happened to Biden, do they care enough to even feel bad for his politivsl future?
If Trump were to die, it could diminish the chances of violence following the election. The narrative would be "Trump would have won if he hadn't died" rather than "Trump did win, but the Other Side interfered with the election."
 
Nah, the Twitter spam are creepy but not why I'm scared.

The idea of Trump dying or losing the election over this and we get to live under a Kamala Harris administration is what scares me.



This.

Granted, the one factor that Cain had going against him that Trump doesn't have was the fact that Cain was recovering from a battle with cancer so it's likely he was immunocompromised
In that case, I'd say calm down a bit. Trump isn't likely to die or be seriously incapacitated by this. Maybe take a break from watching the news for a little while, or reduce your intake of that stuff for a bit.
 
>Trump's brother Robert was on the board of ZeniMax, the company that owned Bethesda
>Robert Trump died of undisclosed health issues, some believe it's Covid
>Donald Trump tests positive for Covid
>Some way, somehow, Bethesda finds a way to sell yet another Skyrim port

The real gift of coronavirus will be a Skyrim port to your ventilator or vital signs monitor.
 
Ok. Maybe this is a good lesson for everyone who likes to consider themselves a "political animal". Whenever the death of a leader happens, no good can come up from it. And before you start bringing the 9th grader Hitler example, for those who served and survived under his rule life was pretty much over when Berlin fell and I hope I don't need to remind you he is your president, no matter how hard you think you can autistically screech. That's a hard fact.

Now, in my humble opinion, I don't think he'll die. COVID is a strange virus. It doesn't affect everyone the same way and the reasons are sometimes genetic, sometimes pre-existing conditions and sometimes merely circumstantial. I've lost close relatives to COVID as well as friends who merely had a simple fever for a day after they caught it . I might have had it too but I'm not willing to get anywhere near a hospital to confirm it (that's how the ones I knew died). It's a game of chance with the only real factor at play being "If you have weak ass health, it's more probable it'll get you" but that's it. And even if he's a fatso with poor eating habits, I can't think of anyone better covered by any health care system in the planet.

The real question here is what's left for the rest of the American people and the world? Given the current political climate, the least thing I expect from the rioting crew is death wishes and more rioting but for the common folk at home, trying to survive the virus, the isolation, the collapsing economy, depression, loneliness, fear, autism, etc. is a silent pray for things not to sink any deeper. If Trump dies, things will get worse in every conceivable way because nothing good comes from the death of a leader, ever.

Democracy must continue. Voting should not be cancelled. For those who are not reactionary morons or delusional menchildren, you'll understand.

For the rest, well...
Let's be honest, everyone celebrates when somebody they hate dies.

Sorry to break it to you bud but no, that's not how things are in the real world.
 
trust me I will have fun laughing at spergs who hate and love him fight. I just won't sit here and be like " Oh how could they possibly celebrate his possible death".
The main difference as I see it is that everyone waited for the cryptkeeper to die before celebrating while in this case these people are celebrating now like it's a guarantee that trump will die

So if he doesn't die, that'll just be another event of premature celebration from Twitter and all that and we can laugh at them for it
 
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