Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Smug Cat]

Bro, that would be the funniest shit.

Like it would be sad, but it would be like the funniest shit. Literally, every part of the political spectrum will spaz out, especially the righties, holy shit. CAN YOU IMAGINE?

I don't even know what would happen. Would the republican party scramble to find a replacement? Would they just up Pence who would absolutely not carry the Trump vote? Surely somebody has contingency plans for this kind of thing.

Blacks die more because healthcare for blacks in America sucks normally, but he was Senator so he got the good healthcare.

Blacks die more because blacks are much more likely to be vitamin D deficient and vitamin D sufficiency is a huge factor in covid mortality rates.

And also probably because they're poor and don't see doctors or whatever, but the vitamin D thing is big.

 

[Maskull]

Well, that happened. Imagine people not voting at all because they're sure Trump is literally going to die in 30 days.

There's almost a snowball's chance senate and house will agree to delay November election.

 

[Kornheiser]

He will be in person campaigning after two weeks. He also will hold rallies online that will be at the locations on giant screens while he is in quarantine.

 

[Neil]

I hope this finally gets Trump's dumb boomer ass and his fellow dumb boomer companions to start fucking taking science seriously and quit acting like a fucking facebook grandpa in regards to crises like these.

Hopefully also this teaches his dumbfuck audience to do the same and quit jumping to conspiracies. It's not hard to wear a fucking piece of cloth over your mouth and nose, I'm sure George Soros or whoever the boogie man of the week is doesn't make more than a few cents on mask sales.

The people who lose the most here is us, no more funny trashfire debates unless Trump gets better in the next four weeks. Shame.

Oh my groups are gravedancing and he's not even close to dead. It's sad how sociopathic people are when it comes to politics. At least when the Farms laughs it's not really that mean spirited.

lmao read the ginsburg thread
it's "lol i'm glad that old bitch kicked the bucket" until the same fate reaches le ebin shitposter in chief

 

[CrippleThreat]

The guy's gonna be shitting around on Twitter until he gets a quick enough "okay."

 

[UselessIdiot]

I didn't take you for the type to believe in pseudo-witchcraft and religion.

They seem to be bots, where some have speculated maybe something more sinister is at play.

Who knows though.

 

[Ahriman]

Wew lads. 2020 just keeps on giving.

THE RIDE
NEVER ENDS.

 

[Maskull]

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Wew lads. 2020 just keeps on giving.

Certainly bodes well for the decade ahead.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Pelosi is going to be the President by December.

She will be dead too. That dried out old cunt is 100.

 

[escándalo]

Remember when Trump said "The vaccine is weeks away."

China tries to socialise the bible, 2020 is FUCKING WILD.

 

[Just Another Furgag Alog]

They seem to be bots, where some have speculated maybe something more sinister is at play.

Who knows though.

Word from folks I know is:

"Amharic/Ethio-Semitic that means, “Your sinful soul is beyond salvation and you do not know peace and pain, only the cold of emptiness.”"

 

[JamFlowMan]

When Boris had the coof, his approval rating got better, I'm not saying cynical ploy, but cynical ploy.

Also watch Creepy Joe claim to have it and scream that he got it from Donald.

Judging how they've handled his health so far If Biden had it the media would just pretend he doesn't have it even though everyone knows he does.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

they already deleted this lol

They fucked themselves by releasing that article and it is glorious. Imagine if he actually dies. The Qanon believers ,which only seem to increase, will use this as evidence of the democratic party killing him.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Regardless of what the outcome will be, the salt will be delicious on either political sides and we'll be there to document it all.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

The fake outrage when people cheer for politicians deaths is fucking gay.

I really doubt those cheering for Trump's death are fake, though. They really wish him to die or, at least, claim he deserves it.

And it's sad because they say things like "well, he deserves it because he told people to drink bleach!". This didn't happen. All these liberals hate Trump only because media told them to. They are the literal definition of a mob.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

all those liberal '''witches''' larping curses at him is amusing, but pitiful

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I'm sure the left is handling this news with the utmost class.

That said, I pray for his speedy recovery, and that he and Melania remain asymptomatic/with light symptoms. This was bound to happen, since he's the POTUS a.k.a. one of the utmost "essential jobs" on the planet, during an election year no less. There's pretty much zero option to #StayTheFuckHome there, lol.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Big deal, I am surprised in the aspect that Trump didn't end up getting the coof sooner. With all of the travelling the man does and God knows how many people he is in contact with daily. If Trump actually perished from the kiss, which given his age, weight, and life-style decisions. He should be the prime candidate to end up fucked up from the coof. Of course the left is going to spin it in Orange Man Bad cause of coof for the next set of debates. What is ironic, is that during the debates, the Orange Man ends up getting China Bat AIDS. If the Orange Man survives and the statistics favor this outcome, I wonder how the rest of the debates are going to end up going.

Be real fucked up for the left, if after he recovered from the coof, he ended up with more energy than the first debate. Either way, I hope the Orange Man recovers from the coof, and the banging first lady recovers as well.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

The real gift of coronavirus will be a Skyrim port to your ventilator or vital signs monitor.

Imagine being put into an induced coma and ventilated for the Coof© only to be woken up a month later by your doctor saying: "Hey you, you're finally awake."

 

[millais]

I'm at peace with either outcome, live or die. Mike Pence will be able to hold it together no problem.