Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

Who coofed on Mr. President?

  • Mr. Former Vice President Joe Biden

    Votes: 273 23.0%
  • Mr. Paramount Leader Xi

    Votes: 270 22.8%
  • Mr. Moderator Chris Wallace

    Votes: 387 32.6%
  • Mr. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

    Votes: 256 21.6%

  • Total voters
    1,186
It's shouldn't be unexpected that the military would be ready to carpet bomb any fucker attempting a move when a core political figure is in immediate danger, seems just like a regular defensive stance in case shit hits the fan
If I recall correctly, when JFK was assassinated the entire US military went on high alert, and NORAD may have upped the DEFCON level - mainly because at the time there was suspicion that the assassination was the opening move for a Soviet attack.
 
Unfortunately he'll likely breeze through it without gaining any perspective on the suffering endured by others and then at the end of the two weeks use his 'experience' as an example of how Covid isn't bad at all, the whole time telling people "Nobody knows better than me, I've beaten this Virus. Nobody has a better immune response than me believe me!"
That DOES sound like Trump. And numbers will continue to increase with no vaccine.
 
What would the DNC gain with Pence as a president?
Blood pressure.

The guy is the quintessential boy scout.
Unlike Trump, who gives them ammo because he loves to fight and keep himself in the spotlight, Pence shuns it.
What are they going to criticize; that he had an all-American breakfast, hugged his children, and went for a jog, and how that's a dogwhistle for White supremacy because it makes Tyrone look bad that he beats his kids and has type-II diabetes instead?
 
Man, it sure is a wacky year lol.

Though seriously, if he survives then I'd say this would be actually pretty good. While most of the left's vitriol has been stuck online and in leftist bubbles, theres no way people aren't going to take the bait and absolutely celebrate Trump's "impending" death.

Even those that were living under deep red rocks would understand just how demented their opponents are.
 
Since the CDC failed to mention that only 6 percent of the declared deaths are people who actually died from covid, I have a prediction of what might transpire. Don't take this shit seriously, but this is what I will think will happen.

>Trump gets covid.
>Jesus freaks pray for his recovery
>Leftist faggots celebrate and pray for his death
>Trump recovers fully
>Jesus freaks get a HUGE boost of morale
>American public questions the deadliness of the virus
>Leftist faggots become an hero

If I am right about this, we will get an even bigger entertainment.
Hey! No peeking at the script!
 
If Trump dies from the virus they should just glass China and Xi for fucking the world up and killing the leader of its main competitor.
No way jose, the bleeding hearts would never allow any sort of retaliation even if the Chinese invade and carpet bomb a nano-second after Trump dies, they would rather see America bombed to ruble than see any American soldier shoot a single bullet at anything foreign, they stopped Vietnam back when people gave even less of a shit, stopping a weak divided America is gonna be a piece of cake
 
Oh god, I just realized my TDS coworkers are going to be fucking insufferable tomorrow.
I support the guy but this is kinda funny lol
Yeah like, I'll be mad if he dies cuz then I'd have to figure out who to vote for now and it'd be bad for the country and shit but there's no point in spazzing about it unless it happens, and even then it's not like me freaking out would do anything. It's much better to just laugh at the glorious shitshow that has been bequeathed unto us. Clownpill >>> doompill
 
Yeah I'm pretty sure many on this thread bitching omg noo poor twump guys 🥺👉👈 would be doing the crab raves if Biden was the one positive.
You're implying leftists like Biden.
They can't stand him.

It's liberal boomers that like Biden and they aren't on the Farms or any relevant social media outside of Facebook.
 
I had it and will 100% support that opinion. The flu was worse.
It's weird how people react to it. My friend had it and she says she lost some of her taste buds, now soda and coffee taste like nothing to her. Her dad however had it too (fat guy, not an avid smoker but still somewhat unhealthy) and died like in two days. A friend of my dad had it and he was dying for two weeks, then walked it off like it it were nothing. On the other hand, a friend of mom had it, she was completely asymptomatic, but months later her smell went off and she tested positive again. I've seen people claim they had it and now have vertigo or trouble breathing or any weird side effects which may or may not be related. I still think it's a dangerous disease considering how many are dropping dead this fast because of it and because of how weird everyone's body seems to react to it. Sure we all have had that one horrible flu, but I don't think you can really call your common cold worse than this shit.
 
Blood pressure.

The guy is the quintessential boy scout.
Unlike Trump, who gives them ammo because he loves to fight and keep himself in the spotlight, Pence shuns it.
What are they going to criticize; that he had an all-American breakfast, hugged his children, and went for a jog, and how that's a dogwhistle for White supremacy because it makes Tyrone look bad that he beats his kids and has type-II diabetes instead?
Mitt Romney was the quintessential boy scout too and Obama wiped the floor with him.
Yes, I know there were a bunch of other factors but it's something to keep in mind. Don't underestimate the effectiveness of potential DNC smears, especially as Pence is part of the older guard GOP that isn't exactly known for punching back.
 
But Trump is 74 and with some people it has long lasting effects, here in the UK our PM Boris Johnston really hasn’t seemed the same ever since he caught COVID 19 for example, although he was so bad he needed a resperator so hopefully Trump has minor symptoms and a quick recovery.
I've only started catching onto these so called long term effects of Covid. Isn't it a heightened histamine reaction? Pain gets enhanced, difficulty breathing, read yesterday that one person went from gym instructor to wheelchair bound because pain/reactions were that bad. Assuming that the long term effects are not related to other ailments which Covid enhances, that could impair him if he is unlucky and gets one of them.
 
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