Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

“It’s a hellhole of irredeemable monsters who drive people to SUICIDE!!! It literally KILLS PEOPLE!!

So if you could just have the bits about me taken down, that would be fine.”

It reminds me of his change.org petition to have Dennis Hof's brothel license taken away. He started by mentioning how Hof is a horrible man and treats the women like crap and the women who quit working at the Bunny Ranch hate him afterwards, but the actual reason Russ wanted Hof to lose his brothel license was because he banned Russell from going there. Russ recapped his version of the Dani AIDS story which we all know the truth of, and it was just hilarious to me how he went on for a while about how horrible these brothels are for the women but the real crime was that Russell wasn't allowed to partake in fucking these women.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Not sure what the ring represents, perhaps the legal system itself, as Russell is obsessed with it, misuses it, and is destroyed by it.

I think the only issue with this analogy is that Russell is never going to have the "Ring," regardless of what the Ring represents.

Really, getting a date with Taylor Swift, or winning "America's Got Talent," or having sex with Ariana Grande, or whatever, would be the worst thing that could possibly happen to Russell, because his entire worldview rests on the fiction that his problems would all vanish if only he could obtain [unobtainable thing]. I think this is part of why he seemingly prefers to pick impossible goals for himself. If his goals were more modest, he might be in danger of actually achieving them. If he succeeded in obtaining one of these big things he wants, he'd be forced to confront, however fleetingly, the fact that his problems spring from within himself rather than from exterior circumstance. Better to choose an impossible goal which will provide a permanent excuse for failure.

 

[Constellationzero]

Watched Rekeita's show with Null.
I'm not sure why Rackets kept saying that butternut hated the "I'm Gonna Get You" "I Get You" song. There was a screencap somewhere in this thread where the greasy dicksmoker was praising SongCat for their heroic attempt at polishing his corn studded turd. It was when he realized that no sexy tiems with Taylor were forthcoming and that he is NOT, in fact, the reincarnation of Burt Bacherach that he retconned everything to SongCat screwing things up.

Also: "Walking out of each law firm, trying to find my state of grace" is my number one pick for most cringe-tastic line outside of the Kylie Jenner tard jingle where the poor put upon singer blurts out "I'm not trying to be a creep" or whatever.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

He hired a Jesus impersonator

he hired a wat

 

[Kosher Salt]

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He's correct. Utah's law on right of publicity (an individual's right to control and profit from the commercial use of his/her name, likeness and persona) does not extend beyond their lifetime.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

he hired a wat

https://www.fiverr.com/socalchrist

 

[Eris!]

Russell fancies himself a Legal Eagle but he's actually a Legal Smeagol.
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Not sure what the ring represents, perhaps the legal system itself, as Russell is obsessed with it, misuses it, and is destroyed by it.

The ring represents a girl ever willingly paying attention to him.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

I think the only issue with this analogy is that Russell is never going to have the "Ring," regardless of what the Ring represents.

Really, getting a date with Taylor Swift, or winning "America's Got Talent," or having sex with Ariana Grande, or whatever, would be the worst thing that could possibly happen to Russell, because his entire worldview rests on the fiction that his problems would all vanish if only he could obtain [unobtainable thing]. I think this is part of why he seemingly prefers to pick impossible goals for himself. If his goals were more modest, he might be in danger of actually achieving them. If he succeeded in obtaining one of these big things he wants, he'd be forced to confront, however fleetingly, the fact that his problems spring from within himself rather than from exterior circumstance. Better to choose an impossible goal which will provide a permanent excuse for failure.

At this point if he actually did get some self awareness it would probably be a real soul crushing experience. Even more minor shit can be rough when you realize you've been self sabotaging for a while but you can at least come back from it if you dont dwell on things youve already fucked up and focus on unfucking yourself.

Russ if your reading this i know this sounds harsh but you are just as worthless as everyone thinks you are and you must on some level feel if you have even a shred of self awareness, there is a very good reason hookers charge you thousands and it isn't your disability. You dumping your insecurity on anyone who will listen trying to guilt them into doing what you want whether or not you realize that's what your doing is incredibly draining to be on the receiving end of and will drive anyone away after enough of it. Granted your face is a disadvantage but you make it infinitely worse with how you react to things not going your way. Nobody gets a 2k+ page kiwi thread just for being disabled alone.

Best attempt ive got at being constructive with my criticism. i know its a waste of effort trying to get a point across to him but fuck it

 

[Miss Misery]

He's correct. Utah's law on right of publicity (an individual's right to control and profit from the commercial use of his/her name, likeness and persona) does not extend beyond their lifetime.

Doesn't make him less of a dick for saying it?

 

[Andrew Neiman]

At this point if he actually did get some self awareness it would probably be a real soul crushing experience.

At least he'll be safe from that.

I think many lolcow enthusiasts see a bit of themselves in the cows that hold their attention. We're all capable of being whiny, entitled and self-victimizing. We're all capable of blaming our self-inflicted suffering on convenient external circumstance. Russell is just a near-pure distillation of those universal qualities.

As an aside, one thing that's a little interesting about Russ is the fact that he has actually developed some skills that not everyone has. He's a better dancer than many people, and his piano-playing ability is greater than zero. It's surprising, because he usually seems so totally unable to deploy any kind of self-discipline. Maybe it's because he picked up these skills before he really began his freefall into madness.

 

[Anja Din]

He's a better dancer than many people, and his piano-playing ability is greater than zero. It's surprising, because he usually seems so totally unable to deploy any kind of self-discipline. Maybe it's because he picked up these skills before he really began his freefall into madness.

yeah, you lost me buddy. can’t unsee his great dancing without getting queasy.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

yeah, you lost me buddy. can’t unsee his great dancing without getting queasy.

I mean, his dancing is hardly impressive, but it does represent some time investment. He performs moves like the worm well enough for them to at least be recognizable. Can you imagine present-day Russell putting in enough self-directed practice at a new skill to reach that level of competency?

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Can you imagine present-day Russell putting in enough self-directed practice at a new skill to reach that level of competency?

I mean if making hookers regret their life choices counts as a skill hes got that one trained up to 99

 

[The Dude]

The Bailee harassment and suicide happened either before we even had a thread about Russhole, or so early in the thread that it would near as much make no difference. As others have pointed out, her family flat out denied that her suicide was due to either this website or Shit-lips harassing her. She likely had been dealing with suicidal ideation for a long time and her family and friends knew what the trigger was, or she left a suicide note behind stating without a shadow of a doubt why she decided to end her life. We all know Russhole is a shitty, deplorable person who says and does monstrous things and has no redeeming value, but trying to make poor Bailee's suicide because of Rat-mouth or tying it to him in any way is giving him far more credit and influence than he deserves. He just happened to start bothering her with his sex pesting during a time that coincided with her passing.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Russ may not be comfortable enough in his ability to speak to do this, but creepy autistic men who hit on you while at work tend to over talk and over share. They act like you’re an old friend and immediately tell you everything about their life while you force a smile and can only get in a ‘uh huh’ or ‘oh wow’. After 20 min of this they realize they need to let you talk so they can get your number. Suddenly they ask ‘do you live with a friend? ....boyfriend?’ Or skip that part and just awkwardly ask for your hobbies while they half listen and interrupt constantly while you try to give a polite curt answer. Sometimes they play the long game and repeat this process by coming in day after day after day to see you before finally asking you out.
Russ would be too impatient for that and likely would ask for their instagram or number the first visit. I could totally see him try to ramble about himself for 20 minutes as a pick up tactic though, until he remembers what he’s doing and asks to ‘keep in touch’ on social media.

Oh trust me, I know, and you summed it up perfectly. But I’m wondering if Russ’ “wooing tactics” irl also include mentions of his lawsuits, or if he now warns women beforehand not to google him.

Fuck, thanks for reminding me of every autist who has ever tried to chat me up.

Him: (thirty solid fucking minutes of rambling about the boring details of his entire day and also his worldviews and a movie he saw once and his obsession with professional curling, all blasted at me nonstop as I try to keep working and walk away from him but he just keeps following and talking and the store is only so big so I’m trapped and he won’t stop and my boss just lets it happen because maybe the man will buy something and anyway he’s “just one of those friendly lonely guys, what’s the big deal” and ohmygod he’s still TALKING and his breath is horrid and he stands really close and keeps staring at my tits and talking and TALKING and even telling him I have work to do doesn’t help because he says “oh well we can still talk while you stock the shelves” yeah WE can still talk, or YOU can keep talking about this movie you saw once and how it was similar to a movie you wanted to make but let me explain how the plot is different, jesus even sighing loudly and trying to talk to other customers isn’t working, even escaping to the back room isn’t working because he just WAITS FOR AN HOUR til I come back out, why won’t he leave, why won’t my boss do something, why do I get written up if I tell him to go away)

Him: oh damn I haven’t gotten her number yet. “So do you work here every day? Do you have a boyfriend?”

Me: “Actually, I-“

Him: “UH HUH YEAH UH HUH YEAH OKAY RIGHT UH HUH. This conversation has been going SO WELL, we really hit it off, I can tell. What’s your phone number?”

Me: “No thank you.”

Him: (stares blankly)

Him: (BEGINS THE ENTIRE PROCESS OVER AGAIN) “...anyway I have to go finish some errands now, I’ll come back tomorrow, bye!”

Companies who force female employees to be courteous to customers no matter what should know they are basically committing a war crime.

I can see this being Russ’ approach as well, but with more screaming and anger at the end that the woman was clearly bigoted against the disabled because he was nothing but nice to her.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

At least he'll be safe from that.

I think many lolcow enthusiasts see a bit of themselves in the cows that hold their attention. We're all capable of being whiny, entitled and self-victimizing. We're all capable of blaming our self-inflicted suffering on convenient external circumstance. Russell is just a near-pure distillation of those universal qualities.

Only thing i actually feel a tiny shred of sympathy for him for is i can understand unintentionally being a piece of shit to an extent and that it can be pretty painful to know something is wrong with you but having no idea what it is or how to fix it and feeling like improving is impossible. Brutal honesty is great for that but Russel is such a pussy he just gets pissy about how harsh his criticism is and just ignores the whole point of whats being said and zones in on shit like the nicknames we have for him that offend him

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

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Russ has gone on the record to say videogames are a waste of time

But maybe if he booted up one from time to time he would see the disclaimer on some of them that state any familiarities the game has with persons both living and dead is purely coincidental or a work of fiction to save themselves any legal troubles.

Russell is SO adamant celebrities need to have disclaimers for all their actions yet never applies it to himself when fabricating lies about a dead person can constitute as illegal

 

[Anja Din]

I mean, his dancing is hardly impressive, but it does represent some time investment. He performs moves like the worm well enough for them to at least be recognizable. Can you imagine present-day Russell putting in enough self-directed practice at a new skill to reach that level of competency?

Russells “worm” whyyy

Only thing i actually feel a tiny shred of sympathy for him for is i can understand unintentionally being a piece of shit to an extent and that it can be pretty painful to know something is wrong with you but having no idea what it is or how to fix it and feeling like improving is impossible. Brutal honesty is great for that but Russel is such a pussy he just gets pissy about how harsh his criticism is and just ignores the whole point of whats being said and zones in on shit like the nicknames we have for him that offend him

Unintentionally creepy, right. Cmon man, he badgers chicks and sues/insults ones that reject him, that’s pretty damn intentional.

 

[Damien Thorne]

To be fair, only $300,000 is devoted to the copyright. The other $5 million is for "reputational damages" or something. If I had to guess, it's because he's done some tard math to come out to the assumption that he'll never get a job as a paralegal cause trolls so Null owes him for a lifetime's salary.

He most likely wants $5,000,000 for a fuck with a pop star, since everything has a price to him.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Unintentionally creepy, right. Cmon man, he badgers chicks and sues/insults ones that reject him, that’s pretty damn intentional.

Oh don't get me wrong everything he does in response to getting rejected is inexcusable petty bullshit. I meant more like how he believes that everyone works the same way as hookers because he's only ever been with hookers and thinks that's normal because its what hes used to. He literally sucked his roommate his dick for bus fare so its not like it doesn't apply to him too