Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

New to Boogie's lolcow lore so excuse me if I sound ignorant of any context leading up to this event.

From what I gathered since clicking the link on top I see some guy named Frank Hassle, shows up to his home,
declares it his own while calling the owner a female dog then taunts him further after he gets a warning shot.

Yet here in this thread I see people mocking Boogie for a natural reaction one would have for such insolent behaviour.

I am sure you guys know something I don't but I don't have any inclination to spend an entire weekend to plough through 900 pages.
Quick TL: DR would be greatly appreciated.
 
Archive of the video from the MotherBoard article showing Boogie's side of the altercation. Featuring Frank's uncensored gamer word, Boggie shit talking Frank as he goes away even though moments before he was begging him to leave, and the previously unseen (I believe) aftermath.

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There is not a doubt in my mind that Boogie came in his Old Navy sweatpants when repeating "keep walking pussy" to a guy walking away with his back turned while pointing a gun at him. Also there is something uniquely hilarious about a 45 year old man calling the stranger repairing his AC "sir".
 
New to Boogie's lolcow lore so excuse me if I sound ignorant of any context leading up to this event.

From what I gathered since clicking the link on top I see some guy named Frank Hassle, shows up to his home,
declares it his own while calling the owner a female dog then taunts him further after he gets a warning shot.

Yet here in this thread I see people mocking Boogie for a natural reaction one would have for such insolent behaviour.

I am sure you guys know something I don't but I don't have any inclination to spend an entire weekend to plough through 900 pages.
Quick TL: DR would be greatly appreciated.
read the OP at least. And then read the thread. expecting people to write a new TLDR every time another newfag shows up and shits his pants demanding a walkthrough is an exercise in lazy futility
 
New to Boogie's lolcow lore so excuse me if I sound ignorant of any context leading up to this event.

From what I gathered since clicking the link on top I see some guy named Frank Hassle, shows up to his home,
declares it his own while calling the owner a female dog then taunts him further after he gets a warning shot.

Yet here in this thread I see people mocking Boogie for a natural reaction one would have for such insolent behaviour.

I am sure you guys know something I don't but I don't have any inclination to spend an entire weekend to plough through 900 pages.
Quick TL: DR would be greatly appreciated.
Because Boogie knew that Frank was not an actual threat, Boogie had taunted and outright invited Frank to his house. You should never aim a firearm at something unless you want to destroy it and you shouldn't discharge a firearm in a random direction in a school zone/residential area.

All Boogie had to do was close the door.
 
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Look at this manipulative buzzword salad from the Vice article.

“I think it's symptomatic of what social media does to us. Because we treat sexism and racism and ableism as a joke. And when social media treats it as a joke when we're supposed to as a YouTuber to just turn a blind eye to it. That's a form of consenting to it,” he added. “And I've spoken out about ableism throughout my entire career. I know I'm morbidly obese. I know being morbidly obese was a choice that I made. I understand that. But I do not deserve to be mocked for that. I do not deserve to be dehumanized. For that no one does. No one should be dehumanized, we're human. And that's what this culture does. And I genuinely think we, as creators, need to do a better job of condemning it. But everybody instead turns a blind eye to it, because they don't want to be harassed. They don't want this guy showing up at their front door. One of the reasons this happened to me is because I do engage, because I do speak out against this type of behavior. I do allow people to see how it impacts me and my mental health, how it impacts my life.”
 
Who is mjn?

He owns Storyfire, last month Keem came to Storyfire (its been suspected McJuggerNuggets gave him a share to help rescue it), Boogie and Kid Behind a Camera both also have shares in the company but its been absolutely dying on its arse.

This whole thing could be a concoction to try and resurrect it.

If you look at Keemstars analytics on there - hes done very well out off it - by far the biggest audience on the platform at the moment.


Frank Hassle also is hitting top tier figures for storyfire (anything more than 1000 views is a hit on storyfire)


Poor old boogie is hitting double digit figures, sometimes single digit figures.
 
Look at this manipulative buzzword salad from the Vice article.

“I think it's symptomatic of what social media does to us. Because we treat sexism and racism and ableism as a joke. And when social media treats it as a joke when we're supposed to as a YouTuber to just turn a blind eye to it. That's a form of consenting to it,” he added. “And I've spoken out about ableism throughout my entire career. I know I'm morbidly obese. I know being morbidly obese was a choice that I made. I understand that. But I do not deserve to be mocked for that. I do not deserve to be dehumanized. For that no one does. No one should be dehumanized, we're human. And that's what this culture does. And I genuinely think we, as creators, need to do a better job of condemning it. But everybody instead turns a blind eye to it, because they don't want to be harassed. They don't want this guy showing up at their front door. One of the reasons this happened to me is because I do engage, because I do speak out against this type of behavior. I do allow people to see how it impacts me and my mental health, how it impacts my life.”
I fucking hate this. Being obese is not a disability. The "-ism"s are meant to be unchangeable characteristics that they are being discriminated for. Someone with Cerebral Palsy can't get rid of it by stapling their stomach, someone was born blind can't regain their sight by eating less pizza, a veteran who had his legs blown off can't regrow them by drinking less Mountain Dew, Boogie can get rid of his "disability" by doing these things

No one hates Boogie because he's fat, people hate him because he hides behind sympathy shields like saying that people despise him because he's fat or people think he's an asshole because he was abused.
 
How much does the license to get the license cost?
After the one month monitoring and the 2 weeks mandatory spork training, it's not that much. Only about 12 Groats which is only about 48p. (62c of your traitor money) It's about double that for a butter knife licence last time I checked, but I'm still waiting on my concealed carry spork licence, and that takes ages.
 
He owns Storyfire, last month Keem came to Storyfire (its been suspected McJuggerNuggets gave him a share to help rescue it), Boogie and Kid Behind a Camera both also have shares in the company but its been absolutely dying on its arse.

This whole thing could be a concoction to try and resurrect it.

If you look at Keemstars analytics on there - hes done very well out off it - by far the biggest audience on the platform at the moment.


Frank Hassle also is hitting top tier figures for storyfire (anything more than 1000 views is a hit on storyfire)


Poor old boogie is hitting double digit figures, sometimes single digit figures.

A testament to how well viral marketing stunts work and why people use them.
 
Boogie uploaded a video showing his doorbell footage of Frank call
New to Boogie's lolcow lore so excuse me if I sound ignorant of any context leading up to this event.

From what I gathered since clicking the link on top I see some guy named Frank Hassle, shows up to his home,
declares it his own while calling the owner a female dog then taunts him further after he gets a warning shot.

Yet here in this thread I see people mocking Boogie for a natural reaction one would have for such insolent behaviour.

I am sure you guys know something I don't but I don't have any inclination to spend an entire weekend to plough through 900 pages.
Quick TL: DR would be greatly appreciated.

>write maximum-length OP categorizing years of lolcow activity, downloading and mirroring content that's either now dead or only accessible through archives

"lol tl;dr pls?"

Nigger, the OP is a tl;dr, and the search feature is right there.

Look at this manipulative buzzword salad from the Vice article.

“I think it's symptomatic of what social media does to us. Because we treat sexism and racism and ableism as a joke. And when social media treats it as a joke when we're supposed to as a YouTuber to just turn a blind eye to it. That's a form of consenting to it,” he added. “And I've spoken out about ableism throughout my entire career. I know I'm morbidly obese. I know being morbidly obese was a choice that I made. I understand that. But I do not deserve to be mocked for that. I do not deserve to be dehumanized. For that no one does. No one should be dehumanized, we're human. And that's what this culture does. And I genuinely think we, as creators, need to do a better job of condemning it. But everybody instead turns a blind eye to it, because they don't want to be harassed. They don't want this guy showing up at their front door. One of the reasons this happened to me is because I do engage, because I do speak out against this type of behavior. I do allow people to see how it impacts me and my mental health, how it impacts my life.”

This is pretty classic Boogie, Boogie talks endlessly about being 'dehumanised' and how he made mistakes with his career, but that he deserves to be forgiven or not hounded for them. Yet when Keem was getting railed by h3h3, Boogie jumped right on board and went along with it. During that, he called Keemstar a monster, if making fun of a fat guy is dehumanising, what is calling someone a monster? He claims to be surprised people think this might be a publicity stunt, yet he lied about being swatted by the FBI and confessed to it as recently as Frank's killstream discussion with him.

Even in his call with MundaneMatt he claims he only 'swapped the dates' of his swattings, but in his messages he claims to have been swatted 10 times in the past year. How do you swap the dates of 10 events when you've only had 3 of them? Furthermore, he was never 'swatted', he got three welfare checks and he wasn't even in for two of them. Boogie is genuinely a warped person who takes any opportunity to lie to make himself appear better in the eyes of the people around him, or to siphon sympathy from them until they can't bear to be around him any more.
 
Boogie and Keem make six figures milking online attention and drama. Keemstar owns a half-million dollar home and a Boogie a $325k McMansion in Arkansas all thanks their skill at attracting attention and creating drama online. Frank is trying to get to their level.

They are all actual professionals at it, their livelihoods depend on making sure you watch them, read and talk about them.

Mentally ill retards shoot at each other all the time in the USA, but all they get out of it is maybe a fine and jail time. Sometime their mugshot on the local news if they actually managed to hit someone.

When e-celebrity retards shoot at each other they hype the event beforehand, then 20,000 retweets stoking the “it’s happening now”, leak a meme worthy photo on twitter, then premier the main event in a sleek package on a new platform they have all invested, then they get 1 million views, news coverage, 50,000 tweets, interviews and then the other retard gets to release his “exclusive footage” to repeat the cycle and milk every last drop out of it.

It’s amazing to me that anyone on KF is this naive about a “caught on film” event between two e-celebs. It reminds me of when you still had people who thought reality TV shows were legit.
That's what I was thinking. Yes,they are angry numb-nuts scratching each other's throats,but their raking more cash than most of the Weens here can dream about and they know it.
 
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I guarantee you, no matter what edgy shit Boogie says, and no matter how "unstable" he pretends to act for sympathy, and no matter how many times he fired that gun in the air, he would not have shot Frank dead. Or shot him at all. Boogie is a coward. Frank knows this and that's why he went to Boogie's house. Boogie panicked and reacted. But that's it. A reaction. Boogie doesn't have the balls to outright murder a man. No matter what he says.
 
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