Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Piga Dgrifm]

IDK what this is supposed to mean, but I like it.

 

[The Un-Clit]

This isn't funny

Sure it is! Restores my believe in Karma anyhow.

While I don't wish the cretin dead, I do hope for a long slow protracted painful recovery.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Yes, a pass to get into your local gay club.

Is it transferable?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

That article which you didn't read doesn't refer only to terrorists killed in U.S. drone strikes.

yes it does

 

[Andrew Neiman]

yes it does

Abdulrahman al-Awlaki

Anwar al-Awlaki and his Egyptian-born wife, Gihan Mohsen Baker, had an American son, born on Sept. 13, 1995, in Denver, while al-Awlaki was a student at Colorado State. His son's name Abdulrahman Anwar al-Awlaki. He was killed at age 16 in a drone strike on Oct. 14, 2011, in Yemen. It, too, was a controversial extra-judicial killing. Some U.S. officials called it a mistake. Even the president is said, in some reports, to have considered it a bad mistake.

It is not clear where the young al-Awlaki was when he was killed. Some reports say that he was in a cafe with friends; other reports that he was sitting by the road eating with friends. His family said that he had run away from home and was trying to find his father. He had no known ties to terrorism.

Former White House press secretary Robert Gibbs, stated that his death was justified, and that he "should have had a more responsible father."

 

[Zero Day Defense]

oh no the terrorists we just exploded where born on US soil that means we shouldn't have exploded them for some reason we can only do that to foreigners

Unironically yes.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

I feel sorry for Biden. I don't like the guy (he was always the most obviously embarrassing aspect of the Obama administration), and I don't want him as president, but the fact he's clearly declining mentally and still being pushed by everyone in the DNC is depressing. COVID killing him would be insult on top of injury and would just be ultra-depressing, like RBG wasting her final years being a prop for the Democrats. I don't understand why Biden's wife is letting this happen to her husband.

Also, "we have to have principles while the left basically brags they have none" is a losing strategy the Republicans have been hamstringing themselves with for decades. In politics, at best you have to be selective about what principles you'll abide by.

For what it's worth, I do agree that Biden is not fit for presidency. He should be at home, not being dragged around from stage to stage. What the Democrat party is doing to him may as well be elder abuse, especially since I imagine it won't be him making any new policies or actually BEING president so much as it will be his handlers.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

>No Known ties to terrorism
>Son of Anwar al-Awlaki, who the article says is a terrorist

lol

 

[6MillionCoofs]

This isn't funny

Dude, I like Trump.

This is the funniest shit.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I post on the shittiest subforum on The Kiwi Farms. It is very apparent to me that I am completely retarded and likely a non-functional autist. I argue with @Hollywood Hulk Hogan for fun; I have abandoned all hope.

Trust me, it's only shit when compared to the rest of the site, which has its own moments of insufferable people.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I agree with this but a lot of people waste spend a lot of time on A&H insisting how they have principles to virtue signal on certain subjects then get themselves stuck in these mental gymnastic holes; Far more fun to openly admit you are completely biased on issues then watch people either sperg out or actually grow to respect you because of your honesty.

To me, the moral high grounding is stupid because it serves no real purpose. If you think you're principled and the other side is unprincipled, then what good does it do to try and hold the moral high ground? If you're right about them they're not going to give a flying fuck that you took the principled position. Might as well be honest and admit both sides are just waiting for the other to fire off the shot that's going to start the war, and if that war kicks off it's going to be both sides trying to make people on the other side dead rather than simply celebrating someone dying.

 

[JosephStalin]

Boris got it and he lives in the fucking UK. He ain't dead. That's all I need, to know Trump will be fine.

Yup. But should something untoward happen, recommend President Pence drop instant sunshine on Wuhan and Beijing. The Chinese invented the ChiCom Flu. They deliberately thousands of infected Chinese to roam the world. To me, that in itself is an act of war.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Trust me, it's only shit when compared to the rest of the site, which has its own moments of insufferable people.

The one true answer is the entire site is shit and we like it that way.

 

[Rotollo]

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IDK what this is supposed to mean, but I like it.

This is the ideal YouTube thumbnail, you might not like it but it's what peak algorithmic performance looks like
Though it is weird seeing quarter pounder take a page from david dees for his thumbnails

https://www.ddees.com/

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

For what it's worth, I do agree that Biden is not fit for presidency. He should be at home, not being dragged around from stage to stage. What the Democrat party is doing to him may as well be elder abuse, especially since I imagine it won't be him making any new policies or actually BEING president so much as it will be his handlers.

Trump is 74 and Biden 77, they are both too old and senile to effectively run the country.

Trump is like one of those angry old guys with early stage Alzheimer’s disease. They have bad tempers, act really bizarre and unpredictable before they start forgetting their kid’s names and crapping their briefs.

Also, Hope Hicks needs to be a poll option.

 

[Toilet Grenade]

I hope that bat soup was worth it, patient zero. The whole world is burning because you decided to eat a vector of disease.

 

[The Un-Clit]

For what it's worth, I do agree that Biden is not fit for presidency. He should be at home, not being dragged around from stage to stage. What the Democrat party is doing to him may as well be elder abuse, especially since I imagine it won't be him making any new policies or actually BEING president so much as it will be his handlers.

And the sad truth is that even the propped up corpse of Joe Biden as POTUS couldn't possibly be as damaging to the USA's economy and reputation as another 4 years of Trump's presidency will.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

The Chinese invented the ChiCom Flu. They deliberately thousands of infected Chinese to roam the world. To me, that in itself is an act of war.

Is that what Alex Jones told you?

 

[mr.moon1488]

I hope that bat soup was worth it, patient zero. The whole world is burning because you decided to eat a vector of disease.

Just think, 2,000 years from now some history teacher is going to be having an aneurysm explaining how the world almost ended because someone ate an undercooked bat.

 

[Penis Drager]

Just think, 2,000 years from now some history teacher is going to be having an aneurysm explaining how the world almost ended because someone ate an undercooked bat.

>2019
>honey, this bat seems a little rare
>just eat it; it won't be the end of the world
>2020