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She did talk about it. she went on about how "no one said the word gay, or husbands and therefor it doesn't count"
even though....
So make of that what you will.
Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon
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even though....
So make of that what you will.
starborn427614
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Imagine thinking you need to say certain words for something to count. "Show, don't tell" is a thing for a reason.
ColdArmadillo288
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When did he say this?
I searched his blog and only found these.
Grumpy Pickle Rick
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Why do I get the feeling that this is another one of those situations where a blog owner sends themselves anon asks just to argue against pre-packaged points and look smart?
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Because she probably does that a lot! of course we have no hard proof but lily has created fake internet people before so its not unlikely.
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More like “I’m so arrogant it’s my way or the highway”
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Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr, your post about how much of a badass …
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Yeah it's Blizzards fault everything I write is pathetic.
Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr, "I'm not sure why you're getting piss…
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I feel like the first ask could've had a better point if it was critisizing the stupid chick from the Star Wars fanfic.
Anyway I can't fathom how sad it is that a person this old is stuck in a cycle of self-aggrandizing through fanfiction and then yelling at anyone who tells her it's self-aggrandizing.
Like how often has she pulled the "well you just don't get it, it's way deeper than that" or the "well you're overthinking it it's just dumb fun stop thinking"
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No, the champion is not canonically like that. Because there are Champions, plural. It's not literally just one person soloing Illidan, Arthas, Deathwing, and everything. In the books whenever the player characters are mentioned there are always a bunch of them, you know, like a whole raid of them. Like how it actually is in-game.
I don't know how but Lily has got it stuck in her head that the story is single-player and all of the multiplayer stuff is non-canon. She's that fucking self-absorbed that she think only her playing this fucking MMO is important to the story. Her obsession with herself and her characters is honestly kinda scary...
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The Champions of Azeroth is an entire fucking faction. There is a fucking army of the bastards. I don't even play WoW and even I know this. They realized that, not being a single player game, you can't go the Elder Scrolls route and have a single chosen one character doing all the work because that excludes 99.99% of the entire playerbase. Not to mention in a world with enemies as overpowered as the Lich King and the Burning Legion it's kind of moronic to think a single person could go it alone.
Honestly if I was to compare Jerry to any mythological figure it would be Narcissus. Fucker is so obsessed with himself you could lock him in a room with food and a mirror and the fucker would starve to death staring at himself.
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Maybe Lily just has no friends to play WoW with, so for her it is a single-player game.
TheAmbiguousLurker
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Thing with video games is that, for the gameplay, you assume the character didn't completely stomp every fight even if the player is good at the game. So, for Warcraft, yeah, the player has an impressive resume, but when writing a story you don't assume that the player character in-universe completely dominated those moments instead of getting through by the skin of their teeth AND WITH HELP. You can get through the Force Unleashed Boss fights without trouble, but in the Novelizations, Starkiller still struggled against those opponents.
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yeah it's almost like a struggle is compelling
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but when that happened Rey was the only one called wrong in the story, it was Rey taking all the blame for the whole situation for making Aliana sad
Aliana lied about her identity and that she is a Sith and Rey remained distant and suspicious of her for a while, actions within the realm of credibility and realism being that she did nothing more and still helped her
Aliana isolates Rey from everyone, says who she can trust, teaches her what to think, made her support the Sith (the space Nazis) and from her appearance to her actions are influenced by Aliana to the point that Rey is just a codependent copy and what it was before is being erased.
and all this is not seen as abusive or toxic but Aliana being a "good influence"
it's not that it's low-stakes, it's that real problems are ignored and little things are exaggerated for melodrama
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You guys complaining about Anevay are missing a huge point-- it's not canonical that that's the nature of the Champion, it's canical.
But yeah. Yeah. I was curious how WoW's quest progression treats your character since you are the 'main character' in an MMO where most of the fights are forty-man raids. It seemed odd to me that your character would be the singular savior of everything and that the thirty-nine other people in the raid would just go unacknowledged. I know that, as a video game, it's a power fantasy, but an MMO written to only acknowledge your avatar just seems like that would be a... really bizarre and terrible writing choice.
Good to know that it's Lily's shitty interpretation.
Regarding novelizations, I think it needs to be said that not only do official novelizations treat this a certain way, but I've read fan novelizations of games where they really do lean in to the struggle and build up the fights. Nobody writes, say, a Final Fantasy VII novelization and says "The Air Buster rose from beneath the catwalk and smashed down, cutting Cloud off from Barret and Tifa. Fortunately, everybody had their Limit Breaks at the ready, so after a flurry of punches, flashing sword strikes, and a hail of bullet, it collapsed in a lifeless heap of scrap metal. Heidegger pouted."
You know why? Because a fanfiction writer with even a modicum of awareness knows that that's not cool. And they want to write something cool. Having them just win without even doing some cool backflips and then slicing it in half just feels worthless.
Of course, this isn't really pertinent to Lily, since she'll never actually write the action scenes. They just exist to make her characters informed badasses. She can say whatever she wants happened in the backstory and not actually have to do the work of writing it.
Kind of funny that she bitches about other people doing the 'easy thing' by just focusing on worldbuilding when she can't be assed to actually write these scenes and just summarizes and makes fake TV Tropes pages for them. Almost like she... doesn't want to do the hard work and just wants to do the stuff that she finds fun? Huh.
Hell, this is exactly how the 'tension' in Lily and G's relationship goes, too-- somebody wrongs the other party and pouts about it, and the person who was wronged has to go over and say sorry without the other party ever bothering to do anything to make it right.
But yeah. Yeah. I was curious how WoW's quest progression treats your character since you are the 'main character' in an MMO where most of the fights are forty-man raids. It seemed odd to me that your character would be the singular savior of everything and that the thirty-nine other people in the raid would just go unacknowledged. I know that, as a video game, it's a power fantasy, but an MMO written to only acknowledge your avatar just seems like that would be a... really bizarre and terrible writing choice.
Good to know that it's Lily's shitty interpretation.
Regarding novelizations, I think it needs to be said that not only do official novelizations treat this a certain way, but I've read fan novelizations of games where they really do lean in to the struggle and build up the fights. Nobody writes, say, a Final Fantasy VII novelization and says "The Air Buster rose from beneath the catwalk and smashed down, cutting Cloud off from Barret and Tifa. Fortunately, everybody had their Limit Breaks at the ready, so after a flurry of punches, flashing sword strikes, and a hail of bullet, it collapsed in a lifeless heap of scrap metal. Heidegger pouted."
You know why? Because a fanfiction writer with even a modicum of awareness knows that that's not cool. And they want to write something cool. Having them just win without even doing some cool backflips and then slicing it in half just feels worthless.
Of course, this isn't really pertinent to Lily, since she'll never actually write the action scenes. They just exist to make her characters informed badasses. She can say whatever she wants happened in the backstory and not actually have to do the work of writing it.
Kind of funny that she bitches about other people doing the 'easy thing' by just focusing on worldbuilding when she can't be assed to actually write these scenes and just summarizes and makes fake TV Tropes pages for them. Almost like she... doesn't want to do the hard work and just wants to do the stuff that she finds fun? Huh.
I don't think she actually answered the question but her advice seems to be "Introduce a fight and then just have somebody eventually realize they need to apologize. The wronged party shouldn't actually do anything to fix this."
Hell, this is exactly how the 'tension' in Lily and G's relationship goes, too-- somebody wrongs the other party and pouts about it, and the person who was wronged has to go over and say sorry without the other party ever bothering to do anything to make it right.
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No, lorewise there are absolutely more than one champion per faction. Like, they have addressed it several times in-game even, most notably at the end of Legion when you and other champions of your faction use your Artifact Weapons to absorb the power in Sargeras' sword. Lily's just lying out her ass to validate herself.
You know, Final Fantasy XIV actually addresses this in-canon (you know, the game Lily bitched about and quit before even doing the very first part of the tutorial). The character you play is the one and only Warrior of Light. When you are grouped up with other people they are considered mercenaries that you have recruited to assist you. WoW doesn't have this. You are not the only Champion in the story. Waving them away as "inconsequential details" is just a way for her to give herself, in her mind, an excuse to make Anevay as ridiculously powerful as possible. Like, how absolutely fucking boring do you have to be that all your main characters can literally kill God? Like, if you're writing about other problems, then why the fuck are they so powerful? Like, really, is it a necessity that they be able to kill God? They can't just be a random grunt? They HAVE to be the most powerful person in the room? That's so fucking droll.
No one fucking cares that you're writing a Romance with the war as a backdrop. The complaints absolutely are not the fact that you're not writing Action/Adventure. It's the fact that you are writing a character that is obviously self-insert power fantasy and bastardizing all the other characters to fit into this narrow-minded idea of how you think they actually are, and then turning right around and bitching at people for calling you out on that. It's so fucking obvious that Lily gets off to her own writing and thinks she's the greatest no matter what; that she's beyond reproach and criticism and every critique is unfounded and "fucking stupid". Like people logically can't find any faults in her writing because no no you didn't understand you fucking moron. Your complaint isn't actually what you're complaining about, you're complaining that I don't write action scenes.
No, you fucking dog-dick gargling narcist, I'm complaining about the fact that your character writing is absolute shit but you pretend it's the best thing ever.
Lily's head is so far up her own ass that all she knows is shit.
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if all this war and battles and her level of power are inconsequential and unimportant, why include them in the first place?
except that the war is not inconsequential, is the center and source of the conflict, even in Lily's story
Anevay is traumatized by her losses in battles, isolates herself and has problems with authorities that give her a bad reputation, and her faction only tolerates her because of her absurd power and pity her because she is depressed
but what it all of this does is she having everyone apologizing for ignoring her feelings, she destroying everyone who says mean things to her and to Sylvannas and she easily gains respect since nothing can defeat her because she is super competent in battle and in strategy and loyal to Sylvannas-senpai
and also has several moments of characters just gushing over her deeds, her strength and her intelligence just to make her embarrassed or depressed by "this is not the real me" bullshit
and she has more authority than anyone except Sylvannas and hates having to follow order so much that she does whatever she wants and it works because she is fantastic in everything
war, power and her deeds are essential to this shit, because without it she would be a entitled depressive liability that would be discarded the first time she cried
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The way she described kim possible sounds a lot like anevay...
Fucking called it!!
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Lord Godfrey, Lillian Voss, and Derek Proudmoore, just to name a few. More lies to make Sylvanas seem better than she actually is.
She's fucking atrocious at this shit. Just focus on one inconsequential part and completely ignore the entire question because she knows she either doesn't have a good answer, or the answer would be too revealing. There is no reason for Anevay to be that fucking powerful, it's a self-insert power fantasy for her to fuck Sylvanas, but she totes it as this super deep exploration of trauma and relationships and blah blah blah. Just fucking admit what it actually is and people will stop giving you shit for it, simple as that.