DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JimiHendrix]

Wasn't that "totally hot popular latin girl" that had a crush on him back in elementary school?
I really don't want to think that Dave's still thinking about that girl some thirty years later...

yes, all of phils stories of hot women wanting his fat cock include latin women, and as i said, his porn preferences that he once leaked were also of latin women.

 

[PieceofShet]

I HAVE ZERO EXPECTATION OF GETTING ANYTHING FOR FREE NOR I AM ASKING FOR ANYTHING IN ADVANCE.

wat?

 

[Forbidden Math]

I HAVE ZERO EXPECTATION OF GETTING ANYTHING FOR FREE NOR I AM ASKING FOR ANYTHING IN ADVANCE.

wat?

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Every time he talks about shills I picture any sponsorship he's ever done and how they've all been him blindly sucking the product's dick. Real reason he thinks influencers are all shills: He would be a shill if he were a bigger one. Don't get me wrong though, influencers often are shills, but as always Phil's right for the wrong reasons, specifically he's just jealous.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP loaded up his excuses and posted on his forum again AFTER NOT REPLYING FOR 2 MONTHS!

He also says that he really doesnt give a fuck about polls and he will play whatever he wants.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Well he got a package he wasn't expecting. He needs to destroy it, as he said he would.

SOMEONE knows what I'm talking about. A month or so back he said don't send him things, if you send him things he's not expecting, he'd get rid of them.

 

[Muppetmode]

Why is Phil such an asshole to Jasper? He keeps spraying him because he's biting the wires and it's obviously not working. Maybe just pick the cat up and pet him or something. Or play with him a bit (chat wouldn't care) and he might just calm down.

“He has to learn”-dsp

DSP loaded up his excuses and posted on his forum again AFTER NOT REPLYING FOR 2 MONTHS!

He also says that he really doesnt give a fuck about polls and he will play whatever he wants.

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Imagine not wanting to shell out for an event your fans paid for, ungrateful fuck. Why is he acting like he wasn’t shilling bawls and other stupid shit back in the day

 

[diehardman]

DSP loaded up his excuses and posted on his forum again AFTER NOT REPLYING FOR 2 MONTHS!

He also says that he really doesnt give a fuck about polls and he will play whatever he wants.

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Danganronpa would be cool, he is such a retard. He'd rather make fun of a game than play a high quality one.

 

[tzgnilki]

For anyone who hasn't seen the clip it's a DSP Delusional Classic.

Phil, do you know how to swim?
"It's been a LOOONG time since I tried." Translation: No, I cannot swim. I never learned.
"Peole are buoyant though right? You float at waist level." Translation: Swimming is easy, it's impossible to drown.
"I could figure it out pretty quick." Translation: Though I have always failed the 1 or 2 times I tried I could totally master it in seconds.
He describes swimming as what it looks like in GTA: San Andreas.
He says if you T-pose in the water and don't move you automatically float, people only drown because they panic and move around. Also being fat makes you sink in the water. Phil says obviously these rules don't apply if you're in a river or the water is moving
Timestamped @ 21m25s, swimming talk ends @ 23m03s with some hoof chewing in between.

he's one of the overall best swimmers in the country, at anytime he can pick up a pair of goggles and swim at a professional level

I don't think i've ever heard anyone say they can learn to swim pretty quickly if they already know how to swim

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

DSP loaded up his excuses and posted on his forum again AFTER NOT REPLYING FOR 2 MONTHS!

He also says that he really doesnt give a fuck about polls and he will play whatever he wants.

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I see he is purposely picking games that aren't scary. I like the "FNAF isn't scary and we can make fun of it" because that's how he treats scary games, as a joke. Can't appear to be a pussy so let's just clown through a game.

 

[hector85]

DSP loaded up his excuses and posted on his forum again AFTER NOT REPLYING FOR 2 MONTHS!

He also says that he really doesnt give a fuck about polls and he will play whatever he wants.

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oh look, he admitted what we all knew already, he just picks the games he wants to play and all these excuses about fake detractor votes are just lies to make it seem like hundreds of people care about what he plays instead of the same 15-20 people who actually vote on these things. I don't see how anyone can even vote on his polls anymore knowing that their vote will only count if its something phil wants to do.

 

[DZoomer]

I see he is purposely picking games that aren't scary. I like the "FNAF isn't scary and we can make fun of it" because that's how he treats scary games, as a joke. Can't appear to be a pussy so let's just clown through a game.

I never got that about Phil. Did he act like a clown when he played actually scary games like Outlast 1 and 2? Why?

The funny thing about watching streamers play horror games is seeing them scream on every stupid jumpscare. Seeing them being on edge through the whole gameplay.

There's absolutely nothing entertaining if the streamer wants to look tough (unless it's someone like Tyler1, who pretends to be alpha and then screams like a little girl).

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

DSP loaded up his excuses and posted on his forum again AFTER NOT REPLYING FOR 2 MONTHS!

He also says that he really doesnt give a fuck about polls and he will play whatever he wants.

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"Street Fighter V I only played bc people nominated it, I knew it wouldn't be rage-inducing at all..."
He literally got angrier during that game than any of the others during the entire marathon. The best we got from the non-Street Figher games were exaggerated animal noises and generic "muh input-drop" complaints. For the purpose of the stream, it was the most successful nomination. But not money-wise, so I guess that's all that matters, right Phil? (Nevermind that your whales usually drop their loads in the first hour anyway. Or that you were already paid to play these games prior to the actual stream...)
Also
"FNAF Sister Location (only bc everyone knows it's not scary, we can tear it a new asshole)". I see Phil is too cool to say popular game is good, so we'll be playing this ironically I guess? And since when is Phil a good judge of whether something is scary or not? I thought he liked jumpscares?

 

[Iron Hamster]

DSP loaded up his excuses and posted on his forum again AFTER NOT REPLYING FOR 2 MONTHS!

He also says that he really doesnt give a fuck about polls and he will play whatever he wants.

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But I thought you were an on demand creator. That's what you had to keep telling Nancy. If the paying customers 'demand' it, why wouldn't you give it to them?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I meant to ask sooner: was it ever stated why Kekon was de-modded? I know we got a Popsicolo stream/explanation/step-down, but Kekon was such a long time mod, I'm curious if he stepped down or DSP finally noticed Kekon had essentially abandoned anything to do with DSP and kicked him.

 

[DZoomer]

Has Phil been told about the Scam Tournament that Mighty D is hosting on his twitter? It'd be great if a paypig told Phil about it and asked him to debunk all of those scams.

 

[Comma]

DSP already retconned the fact he avoided the Retro mode of Crash Bandicoot 4.

Early stream yesterday, for reference:

Literally 8 hours later:

Those pro-level mental gymnastics by the way, justifying not doing Retro mode by simply re-writing history. Another prime example of a hermit creating his own little universe to avoid consequences. And the only entity that can correct him on this, is his chat (which he obviously ignored most of yesterday's early stream, since they were literally screaming "RETRO" for hours).

-EDIT- Just looking at his chat now, and they're still memeing about it:

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I meant to ask sooner: was it ever stated why Kekon was de-modded? I know we got a Popsicolo stream/explanation/step-down, but Kekon was such a long time mod, I'm curious if he stepped down or DSP finally noticed Kekon had essentially abandoned anything to do with DSP and kicked him.

My guess is because Kekon just moved on with his own streaming "career" similar to Popsicolo. Kekon was streaming huge amounts for a while and when I popped in he wasn't doing the usual Phil asskissing he used to do. Hopefully, he woke up and realized Phil doesn't care about him, but that's not usually how this works.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

DSP already retconned the fact he avoided the Retro mode of Crash Bandicoot 4.

Early stream yesterday, for reference:

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Literally 8 hours later:

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Those pro-level mental gymnastics by the way, justifying not doing Retro mode by simply re-writing history. Another prime example of a hermit creating his own little universe to avoid consequences. And the only entity that can correct him on this, is his chat (which he obviously ignored most of yesterday's early stream, since they were literally screaming "RETRO" for hours).

-EDIT- Just looking at his chat now, and they're still memeing about it:

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I've never seen such a self-explanatory clip of Phil's scummyness before. It's almost not even worth commenting on. I guess that's what happens when your top whales don't give a shit about anything you say or do, you don't even have to bother with a cohesive narrative anymore.
"Retro" and "Classic" are very, very different words dood. You can't give him shit about Retro Mode if it doesn't exist!

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

"Retro" and "Classic" are very, very different words dood. You can't give him shit about Retro Mode if it doesn't exist!

Sounds like that time he went off on that wheelchair mod during his RE2 gameplay where the he couldn't wrap his head around the fact that he couldn't use stun and shock interchangeably (a boss fight where you used stun grenades to stun then the shock cannon to attack)

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Sounds like that time he went off on that wheelchair mod during his RE2 gameplay where the he couldn't wrap his head around the fact that he couldn't use stun and shock interchangeably (a boss fight where you used stun grenades to stun then the shock cannon to attack)

And that Wheelchair Mod came back to him a year later Hi Swagginz!