Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Doctor Placebo said:
What SHOULD happen is that Pence should be seated and the election should be delayed several months, at least. Republicans should have another general election or a special committee to select their new candidate, who would almost certainly be Pence. Then there's an election, and Republicans are in a somewhat worse position, but by no means out of the race.
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We aren't delaying the election. It is in the goddamn constitution, you just cannot change that. We didn't delay it for the Civil War, we didn't delay it when Bobby Kennedy got shot. We aren't delaying it for Trump. I don't even know how you would start to do that.
 
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Ghostface Killer said:
Lol oh wow. Not long. I knew who moviebob was because sargon did a video on him years ago. Ive lurked the farms maybe for a few months or so now? I just deduced that his lifestyle, by tweeting that fucking much and in such a heavy frequency, must be in the dangerzone of killing himself out of sheer neglect of his own health.

when was his last public photo? Any posted this month by chance? How bad does he look compared to his mario costume?
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He has not posted a public pic in months, and since he's confined himself to his basement since the start of the pandemic we can only assume he looks like the very mayonnaise ghouls he claims to hate. To whet your appetite, I present (appropriately enough) his culinary delights: his Mountain Dew Chicken, a "fairly small" McDonald's meal, and chicken fridge-marinated in hot sauce for four five days. And whatever this is.
Start with the new OP here and read on. It's a hell of a ride, and you won't regret it.
 
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Somewhat off-topic, but I recently started reading (well, audiobooking) Super Mario: How Nintendo Conquered America by Jeff Ryan, and it really shows how badly Bobbie’s book fails. Ryan’s book is mostly a historical biography of the company, but still manages to talk about why people enjoy Mario and even has a few anecdotes about himself.
Meanwhile, Bob’s book is just a mess of assumptions and biography.

I know it’s not really surprising that other people can write better, but the thing that came away while listening to Ryan’s book is the interest in the subject matter and how much thought he put into trying to figure out why other people like video games. Meanwhile, Bob’s book claims to be about a subject he’s passionate about, but it’s clear the only thing he actually cares about is himself.
 
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Screw Danlon said:
Somewhat off-topic, but I recently started reading (well, audiobooking) Super Mario: How Nintendo Conquered America by Jeff Ryan, and it really shows how badly Bobbie’s book fails. Ryan’s book is mostly a historical biography of the company, but still manages to talk about why people enjoy Mario and even has a few anecdotes about himself.
Meanwhile, Bob’s book is just a mess of assumptions and biography.

I know it’s not really surprising that other people can write better, but the thing that came away while listening to Ryan’s book is the interest in the subject matter and how much thought he put into trying to figure out why other people like video games. Meanwhile, Bob’s book claims to be about a subject he’s passionate about, but it’s clear the only thing he actually cares about is himself.
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Ego is a common factor for lolcows. Remember, Bob's YouTube and (official) Twitter both have the fabled blue checkmark, so his ego is almost as big as his waistline.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
I was young enough to get to grow up with the TAS. Actually, the little neighbor girl and I watched that secretly around her fundie parents. God to think in the 90s some people thought that was too violent.

Growing up in that era the Adam West Batman series was this weird treat. Like every so often some channel like a local Channel 5 or TV Land would be "We have the Adam West Batman for the Weekend! Don't miss it!" And then god knows when it would pop back up again. I kind of miss TV like that somedays.
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It’s stuff like his take on Batman, among many other things, that makes me think Bob is autistic.
As a kid, I could separate the TAS, West Batman and the Burton movies as different takes of the same character. Cinema Robert is incapable of doing that. Any change to routine or canon is met with belligerent raging like Chris and Sonic’s arm. He’s just slightly higher functioning that he hasn’t pepper sprayed some GameStop employee because “Mario is from Brooklyn.”
 
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It will be way easier and cheaper just to invent an "automated movie critic" - which will put Bob and other lowbrow social media commenters out of business - than it will to implement any of Bob's ridiculous ideas. (The average commercial "farm" today uses more sophisticated technology and machinery than some fat, dime-a-dozen loser posting blubs of text on a Twitter account).

For example, here's a simple, free script which churns out random strings of texts and generates automated political rhetoric, wine reviews, and so on.


If someone invested a little time and money, I'm sure they could easily invent an automated script which writes 100X better and more efficiently than Bob does (and without the obesity and body odor).
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
It will be way easier and cheaper just to invent an "automated movie critic" - which will put Bob and other lowbrow social media commenters out of business - than it will to implement any of Bob's ridiculous ideas. (The average commercial "farm" today uses more sophisticated technology and machinery than some fat, dime-a-dozen loser posting blubs of text on a Twitter account).

For example, here's a simple, free script which churns out random strings of texts and generates automated political rhetoric, wine reviews, and so on.


If someone invested a little time and money, I'm sure they could easily invent an automated script which writes 100X better and more efficiently than Bob does (and without the obesity and body odor).
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That one group trained an A.I. from Jennifer Rubin writings and then generated a column.

Now I don't condone torturing an AI but...
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
It will be way easier and cheaper just to invent an "automated movie critic" - which will put Bob and other lowbrow social media commenters out of business - than it will to implement any of Bob's ridiculous ideas. (The average commercial "farm" today uses more sophisticated technology and machinery than some fat, dime-a-dozen loser posting blubs of text on a Twitter account).

For example, here's a simple, free script which churns out random strings of texts and generates automated political rhetoric, wine reviews, and so on.


If someone invested a little time and money, I'm sure they could easily invent an automated script which writes 100X better and more efficiently than Bob does (and without the obesity and body odor).
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Machine learning has a lot more ability to replace a reviewer than a farmer. You need technicians and mechanics for the former, while the latter just needs an IT guy and enough datapoints to synthesize a tone for the work. It's far easier to break down writing than it is to breakdown sowing, seeding, and maintenance.

Automation's a bitch, and loving it is stupid given we still haven't figured out a way to keep living standards and work hours high.
 
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Drumpft and the mayonaise ghouls yet again stole Bob's future right out from his fat folds
 
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Cantercoin said:
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It's amazing to me that he has no idea what a fucking child he sounds like here. Oh, Trump stole your Halloween, you 40 year old sad sack? Nothing is going to stop you from double fisting a bag of Reese's Minis and a six pack of PBR during the Twilight Zone marathon, fuckhead.

That's somehow less pathetic than the Gamergate subtweet, which shows you just how much personal responsibility Bob takes for fucking his own Escapist gig with his total inability to refrain from being an asshole, even in the face of an FCC investigation.
 
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Cantercoin said:
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Bob, Trump didn't force you to spend all your money on shitty canned beer, Mario paraphernalia, and whatever god awful food you keep trying to force down your gullet.

It is just amazing how these types of people are totally unwilling to accept real responsibility for their personal and financial situations. Then again, if they did learn to actually take responsibility they probably wouldn't be in these situations in the first place.
 
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Cantercoin said:
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One on hand we have Robert whining about how he is impoverished and has no career prospects and yet maintains a belief that he is the ubermensch. On the other hand Robert just declares that people helped steal the election in 2016 even though it is indisputable that Donald Trump had enough electoral college votes to beat his opponent.
One of this beliefs is probably crazier than the other but I can't figure out which one it would be.
 
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Cantercoin said:
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Oh god. This is comedy gold because you know that Bob is dead serious. He will never realize that all of that blame lies at his own feet. He could've gone out any time during the Summer with the proper precautions. He's too fucking old to go trick or treating. His ability to enjoy life itself is not contingent on whoever's in the White House. The ruination of his professional life happened because he can't keep his fucking mouth south about his genocidal fantasies. The only true architect of Bob Chipman's misery is himself. We just sit back and laugh because we don't have to do a damn thing. Thanks for the entertainment, Bob.
 
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