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[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

He's got a really good voice and could probably get some good work doing voice acting and reading.

If he's like other troons he won't settle for anything besides voicing Elsa in Frozen 3.

He's got a very pleasant voice and it was very confusing when I finally checked the name and saw the youtube banner. There's not even that timbre of smug insanity in it.

 

[remiem]

I sincerely hope that any hospital that would accept breastmilk donations would refuse his toxic sludge. He should be disqualified right out of the gate for several reasons (required quantity, taking prescription drugs) and labeled a sex offender for even trying, but I won’t get ahead of myself.

Spoiler: Relevant milk donation info

https://www.milkbank.org/get-involved/donate-your-milk

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What's with the weird three months or four years in Europe thing? I understand the others but what happened that makes that time period an issue.

C-Chernobyl?

Title of the image: ‘There is this assumption that goes along with the “born in the wrong body” narrative, that if you are a trans guy you would want a hysterectomy and never use your body to carry a pregnancy.’

This is such a weird statement. The problem isn't so much that it very obviously shits all over your dysphoria claims when you do the most female thing a female can do it's that injections and high T cause the vagina to atrophy and affect your uterus. It drastically increases your cancer risk especially in regards to that part of the female reproductive system. If you were on T short term and stopped to carry a child, ok still shitty and risky given you don't know how that'll affect the baby but ok, but long term use can cause issues and that's why a hysterectomy will eventually need to be carried out- if you're not riddled with cancer first. It's not just the dysphoria issue it's that long term T use literally causes your uterus to become a hazard to your health.

How is she even able to breastfeed? Like she's lucky she still has nipples given most of them tend to rot off but doesn't a mastectomy usually tear out all the milk ducts? How is there anything left to 'hold' or 'produce' the milk?

Ok. If this is possible and not a posed photo let's say you have a FTM who had a mastectomy and lost their nipples who then got pregnant. If that area can still produce milk as this photo implies how would they get it out without nipples? wouldn't that be a massive infection risk? would it express through the skin? I wasn't prepared for this mental quandary tonight.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

What's with the weird three months or four years in Europe thing? I understand the others but what happened that makes that time period an issue.

C-Chernobyl?

I believe it's Mad Cow disease.

 

[Pond Scum]

I timestamped it so there's 5-6 seconds of silence to build suspense.

I thought this was the game's own audio at first. For a man, this is a voice a person could listen to all day. For a woman.... I kind of want to hear him mangle it with the troon falsetto.

 

[Nuthatch]

How is she even able to breastfeed? Like she's lucky she still has nipples given most of them tend to rot off but doesn't a mastectomy usually tear out all the milk ducts? How is there anything left to 'hold' or 'produce' the milk?

I was going to respond to the other person who asked how she was feeding the baby. It's not possible to breastfeed naturally if you've had a double mastectomy. Straight up just not possible. They remove your breasts, there's no more milk ducts there.

She's using one of these in the photo:

It's a short term feeding supplemental device usually used by adoptive mothers or women who want to experience breastfeeding but cannot or currently don't have enough milk production etc.

 

[Safir]

Can't think of another thread to post this in. I have found the greatest tranny voice ever, it belongs to 'Laila Dyer'

(couldn't find a real photo, some eastern european celeb shares the name)

Its twitter https://twitter.com/LailaDyerYT is full of selfies.


DOB 1992/03/08
real name Marshall Dyer, not that he's hiding it

https://twitter.com/marshall_dyer

https://archive.md/rmy2A

 

[pepper]

Its twitter https://twitter.com/LailaDyerYT is full of selfies.
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https://twitter.com/LailaDyerYT/status/1302668033857650688

Totally not a fetish

 

[dappouROCK]

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What is it with troons and thinking women have some psychic period power. “Intensifying” a period by your presence is not possible, and synchronization only happens after several months of constantly being around another woman. (As in, they’d probably have to be living together for this to happen.) You, sir, are not a woman. Go take some pepto.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaan...e_are_the_reasons_why_dating_a_trans_girl_is/ (Archive)

Pros: Might share some of your nerdy interests.

Cons: Is a narcissistic asshole with little to no personality outside of said nerdy interests and being a tranny. Prone to having mental breakdowns, requires constant ass-pats. Is probably an eyesore.

Damn, more than half of these are blatant lies. Of course they “love getting affirmation” and “love snuggles”. They’re fetishists looking for validation. Sympathetic and empathetic couldnt be farther from the truth when they lose their shit after being misgendered or seeing a different opinion. Like Local Neko Girl said, they’re narcissistic assholes. Full of selfishness with no regard fro others. The world revolves around them. In fact, the post itself proves that.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Amy P is literally getting murdered on Twitter.

I lol'd over this last Tweet.

 

[Polytetrafluoroethylene]

Creepy teenage crossdressers discuss their clothes-stealing exploits:

(x)

 

[Spangled Drongo]

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Pros: Might share some of your nerdy interests.

Cons: Is a narcissistic asshole with little to no personality outside of said nerdy interests and being a tranny. Prone to having mental breakdowns, requires constant ass-pats. Is probably an eyesore.

Even then, there are plenty of non-troons out there into nerdy stuff so there’s literally no reason to settle for a freak in a dress.

Reason 1 and the only relevant one: he has/had a penis.

Thanks for posting the milk donation requirements, I never even thought about that and decided to dig a little deeper into the whole topic and a little rabbithole full of shit opened up.

One site that popped up:

https://www.llli.org/breastfeeding-info/transgender-non-binary-parents/

The website also mentions that FtM could per se breastfeed a baby but testosterone might interfere with the milk production. I... Isn't taking testosterone during a pregnancy harmful to the baby? And giving it the breast milk afterwards? Someone please correct me if I'm wrong, I honestly have no idea.

Here's some more:

Transgender parents and chest/breastfeeding • KellyMom.com

Transgender men and women, and non-binary and genderqueer individuals, are physiologically capable of breast or chestfeeding, even if they have had previous chest surgery or have never given birth. It is equally important to note that some trans people experience severe gender dysphoria when...

kellymom.com

I can't even wrap my head around the fact that those mentally ill people think reproducing is a good idea. And how those websites cater to them.

Also, this:

Spoiler: FtM boobs feeding a baby, maybe nsfw

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Title of the image: ‘There is this assumption that goes along with the “born in the wrong body” narrative, that if you are a trans guy you would want a hysterectomy and never use your body to carry a pregnancy.’

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/society...-dad-breastfeeding-pregnancy-trevor-macdonald

I honestly lack the words to describe what I'm thinking right now. This is all just so absurd.

The whole concept of these people reproducing is terrifying. It’s one thing to be a dude, marry a woman who’s attracted to your masculine qualities and start a family together then suddenly announce that you feel like a little girl on the inside then fuck off to take it up the pooper from fellow fetishists, but people who are deep into this gender BS from the get-go bringing a child into the world is a whole new level. The family that’s raising their kids genderless with Dad (who identifies as a lady despite his sasquatch like appearance) and his two polyamorous girlfriends comes to mind.

 

[Fapcop]

Welp, decided to go tranny-trawling over on r/ftm and here is today’s catch!


Let’s start off with something funny.


Personally I find the thought of a lesbian laying and airfapping with an imaginary penis pretty fucking lulzy.


Sometimes reality comes a-knocking for the young ladies at r/ftm and they’re like thiiiis close to getting it.




So she always feels like a boy... Unless she’s hanging out with real boys. Hmmm... Weird! A real headscratcher that one! And the boys don’t treat her like a boy, despite her “passing” pretty well? Damn, what could possibly be the cause of this?!

Surely not the fact that she’s a.... Female?


Anyways, moving on: On a very rare occasion, the hearty serving of reality is delivered by a medical professional.

In this case, a troon went to a therapist to get conformation of her trans-wishful thinking, and was told: LOL, NO!



And not even by some random therapist, but by the “most trans friendly” local therapist.

“I refuse to think you have gender dysphoria, and if you do have it, it’s probably secondary in nature. You’re so unsatisfied about your existence you’ve convinced yourself you were a man since early childhood.”

Fucking ouch! That diagnosis probably fits like half of r/ftm.


Let’s finish off with a post from someone who clearly didn’t have a competent therapist, and instead swallowed the troon-lies hook, line and sinker.



Congrats on that “true authentic self”!

 

[SchoolLunchlady]

, and synchronization only happens after several months of constantly being around another woman. (As in, they’d probably have to be living together for this to happen.)

Menstrual synchronization is a myth. Most women don't have an exact 28 day cycle, of course it's gonna sync at some point if they're spending months and months together. I remember from class that the study which first documented it was a trash study from the 60s or 70s with many methodological problems. I also read a literature review from a few years ago that concluded it's not a thing and I don't know of any European professional medical society that accepts it as a thing. A quick google search confirms this as well. Yet every woman's magazine, wiccan yoga instructor and boomer mom who burns incense keeps parroting it like it's true.

Basically a classic troon delusion - they read something on the internet (or see something in porn) that women supposedly experience or do and apply it to themselves even if it doesn't even fucking happen. If we told them that women experienced anal sphincter weakness during orgasms they'd all shit themselves next time when jerking off.

 

[AnOminous]

Menstrual synchronization is a myth. Most women don't have an exact 28 day cycle, of course it's gonna sync at some point if they're spending months and months together.

People tend not to understand the lack of significance of coincidences. For instance, you only need 23 people in a room before there's a 50% chance of two people having the same birthday (making it a good bar bet to take money from suckers). So of course they're going to sync, maybe even repeatedly, especially considering it lasts days in some cases.

 

[NoReturn]

Menstrual synchronization is a myth. Most women don't have an exact 28 day cycle, of course it's gonna sync at some point if they're spending months and months together. I remember from class that the study which first documented it was a trash study from the 60s or 70s with many methodological problems. I also read a literature review from a few years ago that concluded it's not a thing and I don't know of any European professional medical society that accepts it as a thing. A quick google search confirms this as well. Yet every woman's magazine, wiccan yoga instructor and boomer mom who burns incense keeps parroting it like it's true.

Basically a classic troon delusion - they read something on the internet (or see something in porn) that women supposedly experience or do and apply it to themselves even if it doesn't even fucking happen. If we told them that women experienced anal sphincter weakness during orgasms they'd all shit themselves next time when jerking off.

People tend not to understand the lack of significance of coincidences. For instance, you only need 23 people in a room before there's a 50% chance of two people having the same birthday (making it a good bar bet to take money from suckers). So of course they're going to sync, maybe even repeatedly, especially considering it lasts days in some cases.

Stress also plays a role in when women get their period, so in the case of dorms, sororities, etc. it wouldn't be unusual for it to appear that periods are syncing up when in reality it's just that everyone has their finals at the same time.

 

[Gingervitis]

People tend not to understand the lack of significance of coincidences. For instance, you only need 23 people in a room before there's a 50% chance of two people having the same birthday (making it a good bar bet to take money from suckers).

Do you have a source for this? Not so I can make some money on the side, mind you.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Do you have a source for this? Not so I can make some money on the side, mind you.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem

I don’t understand what’s up with FTMs doing the fake breastfeeding thing. Get a bottle, like two gay dudes would do.

 

[AnOminous]

Do you have a source for this? Not so I can make some money on the side, mind you.

The actual math is a pretty simple problem. It's taking the odds of any new person added to the group of not having an already taken birthday, and any time you hit one collision, it's over.

Math stolen from a math site for any group of n people where n is greater than or equal to 2.

So the breakeven point is 23, where the odds are 50.7%

And some other sample numbers. As you can see, as the number of birthdays you have to "dodge" to have a unique birthday grow, the probability increases rapidly, hitting 97% at even just 50 people.

Probability in a group of n people that 2 or more have the same birthday
10	0.117
20	0.411
22	0.476
23	0.507
30	0.706
40	0.891
50	0.970

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

r/JustUnsubbed - Just unsubbed from r/LGBT and r/traaans. The young transgender community is toxic. This is so deppresing, all the other comments are “HoW SHoUld we LeT ThEM DeCIde TheYRE AlL BIgOtS” shut the fuck up your parents just want to protect

483 votes and 149 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Peak Autogynephillia in the Beastars universe here folks.

 

[Fapcop]

Math stolen from a math site for any group of n people where n is greater than or equal to 2.

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So the breakeven point is 23, where the odds are 50.7%

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And some other sample numbers. As you can see, as the number of birthdays you have to "dodge" to have a unique birthday grow, the probability increases rapidly, hitting 97% at even just 50 people.

Probability in a group of n people that 2 or more have the same birthday
10	0.117
20	0.411
22	0.476
23	0.507
30	0.706
40	0.891
50	0.970

Yo math wiz? Can I ax u’s a question?


Two siblings both share the Xth as their birthday. Their two parents both share the Yth as their birthday.

What are the odds?