vlog | huge grocery haul, emotional day, & childhood photos - 10/3/2020

[Sodium-King-90]

I think the kids that called her "Fat Amber" in school were being too polite... Monstrously hideous Amber would be more fitting... Jesus, she was a hideous kid.

 

[pistolwhipped]

Dunno about you guys but when lockdown happened in my country the novelty of filling your day with zero to do or look forward to wore off pdq. I can’t watch Amber, the boredom of her life gives me flashbacks, give me my shitty job and colleagues and PURPOSE anyday over endless nothing. It was a horrible time, mentally and physically.

How can anyone live like this, your life is four walls and a daily trip to Wommart. Even prisoners have more mental stimulation.

Same here in regards to quarantine. Doing the same thing every with no purpose is mentally exhausting and depressing- I really can't imagine doing it for such a prolonged period of time like Amber has been for years. No job, no school, no road trips, no physical activity... just buying useless junk at Target and going to restaurants. I'd lose my mind. Really puts in perspective how little she cares about losing weight. It takes a lot of persistence and resistance to change in order to remain that fucking huge in spite of how boring and depressing her life is.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

The only pics of her that don't look morbidly obese are the toddler/baby ones.



I wonder which is worse: Her staying home because she's too fat and food-obsessed to support Becky, or if she HAD come along and shoved the camera in Becky's face and made shopping for a gravestone look cute and fun. (I wouldn't put it past her to do the latter.)

I can just picture her pointing to a headstone and saying “we’re getting this one cuz it’s bae” and then flashing her finger Vs.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

In the vlog Amber shares some childhood photos, I don't remember seeing them here, but correct me if I'm wrong:

Spoiler: Childhood photos

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So basically, she's been fat as long as she's been alive. That stacks the already impossible odds even more squarely against her. She should just stop pretending she has a snowball's chance in hell of losing any significant amount of weight. I wonder how many of those cancer elbees she lost have been gained back.

 

[mekalekahi]

 

[MarvelousMess]

more toothpaste???? Again?? I swear she just bought some

 

[toilet_rainbow]

more toothpaste???? Again?? I swear she just bought some

I’m starting to believe that theory that she eats toothpaste at this rate

 

[Din Djarin]

I am absolutely FLOORED by the pre-cooked pasta. How fucking lazy can you be, especially when you literally don't have kids or an actual job to go to. She's too lazy to boil water.... absolutely incredible

I didn't even know that pre-cooked pasta existed until now.

 

[Owlflaps]

Amberlynn: Fat from womb to the tomb.

 

[Pippeyy]

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Pretty much this

Why the fuck does she go wherever Becky goes if she ALWAYS sits in the car

Yet she says she didn't use Becky going to pick a tombstone for Norma as an excuse to get takeout while at it (I can't find that comment anymore)

She has admitted, a few years ago and 100+ pounds lighter, that she always sits in the car is because she can’t walk for very long. Her pretending that she is now some mobile queen is insanity. And honestly I think she goes everywhere out of a combo of using it as an excuse to get food and keeping an eye on whatever girlfriend she has.
The car isn’t comfortable for her. So she doesn’t enjoy the rides. It isn’t relaxing like it can be for some people. She does it strictly to serve her own need for food and being a controlling bitch.

 

[ADHD]

Why the fuck does she go wherever Becky goes if she ALWAYS sits in the car

She might want to get out of the apartment but not have the stamina to get in and out of the car multiple times. Chalk it up to any combination of: fat/lazy/out of shape
The more time she spends in the car, the faster the car will eventually break down, and then we can watch her shop for a SUV or a minivan or whatever it is the mobile fats on MSHPL use.

 

[inquizadoor]

I’m starting to believe that theory that she eats toothpaste at this rate

Um excuse you but toothpaste doesn't have nutrition facts on the back which obviously makes it the perfect zero calorie snack! She can suck down 2 tubes a day and gain negative elbees so there.

 

[Darleeen]

If she really is om-nomming the toothpaste maybe TLC can do a crossover episode of My 600lb Life and My Strange Addiction.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

I love that she really thinks regular men want to watch two hambeasts like her and Becky getting down.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Yet she says she didn't use Becky going to pick a tombstone for Norma as an excuse to get takeout while at it (I can't find that comment anymore

I gotcha fam

"Eating out wasn't the plan. That was decided afterwards. I went with Becky to support her. Fuck off "

 

[Hankypanko]

There's GOT to be something going on with Amber and toothpaste. The most boring conclusion would be that she just wastefully throws any toothpaste guests might have used when they sleep over, probably using the coof as the excuse. But in my head I like to think that she read an article on different ways to use toothpaste one time and now she's using it for a whole multitude of reasons: cleaning the house, getting little doggy shit stains out the carpet, sticking Necky's posters up, drying her everlasting zits, clearing those pesky beetus brusies... The list is really endless!

 

[Fascist Ferret]

There's GOT to be something going on with Amber and toothpaste. The most boring conclusion would be that she just wastefully throws any toothpaste guests might have used when they sleep over, probably using the coof as the excuse. But in my head I like to think that she read an article on different ways to use toothpaste one time and now she's using it for a whole multitude of reasons: cleaning the house, getting little doggy shit stains out the carpet, sticking Necky's posters up, drying her everlasting zits, clearing those pesky beetus brusies... The list is really endless!

Idk man, Becky's teeth are yellow af. Maybe amberlynn is compensating or waiting to address that - "we brush our teeth all the time! People even comment lidurally every video about how much toothpaste we use..."

 

[Angel Dust]

There's GOT to be something going on with Amber and toothpaste. The most boring conclusion would be that she just wastefully throws any toothpaste guests might have used when they sleep over, probably using the coof as the excuse. But in my head I like to think that she read an article on different ways to use toothpaste one time and now she's using it for a whole multitude of reasons: cleaning the house, getting little doggy shit stains out the carpet, sticking Necky's posters up, drying her everlasting zits, clearing those pesky beetus brusies... The list is really endless!

https://www.thespruce.com/ways-to-use-toothpaste-for-cleaning-4160076

One of them is using toothpaste to remove crayon and markers from a wall. Maybe becky has gone full retard

 

[escándalo]

She is back at 550lbs wtf, the sitting down a lot was a thing massively at that weight she had to sit everywhere and I mean everywhere. She broke the chair too in the earlier video so floor mattress is coming fast. The video is shit but Amber is starting to show her hand a lot she does this near the end of cycles. Like the snapchat video whilst Becky was getting a headstone for her mom WTF. I sense Dana and Destiny are on their way out now they don't see Amber as much but Hannah and Rafe are there a lot.

Thanks Amber for proving my you eat tooothpaste theory that is is *chefs kiss

Mukbong on monday seriously... Its wild how much she eats out though but do it please I want My 600lb Xmas special.

 

[Fupacabra]

Maybe Necky is using all that toothpaste for one of her retarded arts and crafts projects? A minty totem pole or a eucalyptus statue to celebrate her lezbeanism?