vlog | huge grocery haul, emotional day, & childhood photos - 10/3/2020

[_justlurking]

I wish it would be as interesting as her consuming toothpaste but I think she just buys to bulk out her hauls. Just more shit to show to stretch out the videos and flex on how much money she can throw away. She has hoarding tendencies. No surprise.

 

[Blathersnake]

Why did she get another insulated mug? What happen to her Coldest mug? Did she give it away or just not move it? Was it not big enough to hold her drinks?

At this point, I don't think she or Becky know how to properly use toothpaste. You don't need to use gobs of it on your toothbrush. She's probably going through so much of it because she uses a quarter of a tube at a time.


Also, it's not flexing going shopping thousands of times a week, especially when you buy crap.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Great - she's adding progress on her coloring projects to her scintillating vlogs. Maybe next one, we'll get a reveal on how to draw a gentle curve or something equally difficult.

As a child: "What you see is what you do." She mentions moving beyond that as an adult. Amber - you've been an adult for almost 12 years; time to take your own advice.

The segment in the car when Becky is outlining the day's plans involving being with her family, sorting through Norma's stuff, etc... is it just me or did anyone else think Amber had a weird look on her face? The behaviour afterwards is rather bizarre; you'd think she can't handle the focus not being 100% on her or something...

Don't sit there in the car & virtue signal being there for Becky. If you're going to be there for her - get your massive ass out of the car & BE THERE for her. You don't have to say or do anything; just walk with her, hold her hand...

Thinking her outfit might be a bit too girly for her - are you shitting me? Nothing says 'not girly' than a dress worn as an ill fitting top over an equally ill fitting pair of pants.

Protein drinks for when she's feeling too lazy to make something. I'm surprised she's not living off those, if that's the case.

She is piling on the pounds quickly - you can see it in her ass & back fat as well as her upper arms. Closing in on 540, at least.

 

[marjoram]

Damn, FatAl is so boring I actually wandered off mid way through to do some housework. That's life in the big city, huh Al? Exactly the same as life in the small town--never leaving the house except for Walmart and restaurants. Just more restaurants in the city, which is not a good thing for our gorl.
Oh, and now she eats toothpaste. Good for her.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

My takes on this vlog:

- As I suspected all along, the Mon-Wed-Fri era has come to a close. We are now starting the Tue-Thu-Sat era. She still hates to videotape, but this is her job after all. It must be nice to be able to show up at work only when you feel it and even then, not be very good at what you are doing, and still making more money than the average Americans. It is likely that, on an hourly basis, she is making more money than a bariatric surgeon. Depressing.

- Should we give up on thinking that she went to her appointment with the Weight Loss doctor? Either she did not bother going to the appointment and instead went to buy more Halloween decorations or she went to the appointment and quickly dismissed his or her suggestions the same way she did with the last Weight Loss doctor. Her weight loss “journey” his on hiatus for this season. From a baby, she has been obese. It is impossible for her to lose any weight unless she has bariatric surgery.

- Should we make a suggestion to TLC on a show called “My strange obsession with toothpaste”.

- Amber did not go looking at tombstones out of respect but because there was no mobility scooter. Nothing says dealing with the passing of your spouse's mother like a full-face makeup with false eyelashes like you would be going to a club.

- “Connect the dots” and colouring books are a lot of fun … for a 10-year-old …. I guess, she needs to relax, “chill out” and de-stress after her hard day’s work. Buying all that toothpaste is taking out a lot of her.

- Why do Becky and Amber's conversations sound more like one of pre-teen girls, giggling and spewing nonsense.

- After seeing her walking, and sitting while showing her groceries, it is clear that she does not walk anywhere or go out of the car unless a scooter is available.

- They went to a pizza place but did not vlog. Why? I thought that she is scare of going to restaurants because of Covid.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I hate when Amber talks about her childhood because I can't help feeling bad for her. She's a prime example of someone that never should have born, never had a chance to be anything but fat white trash. Amber is an awful cunt, and she somehow goes out of her way to remind this in the same video poorly pretending to care about Norma, but it's hard to not be this way when you lost life in the womb. Whatever, fuck all these people.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

She's a prime example of someone that never should have born, never had a chance to be anything but fat white trash.

No, dont give her that excuse. That's such fucking horseshit.
People have had worse lives than her yet turned out to be much better, functioning members of society. As a teenager maybe that excuse could work but shes almost THIRTY.
THE BIG 3 0
There are novels and web forums and every resource available to her for an ounce of introspection, even if she continued to refuse therapy. Theres no excuse for mUh cHIldHoOd to hold back a 30 year old woman.

 

[Fandom Trash]

Exactly. She's been living girlfriend to girlfriend for almost a decade now. She's been able to live an "adult life" without doing any of the actual adulting because she was always able to nab a doormat of a girlfriend who was willing to do most (all) of the work. All Amberlynn has to do is sit of her giant ass shelf and vlog for the youtube bucks and she can't even be arse to do something as simple as that.

She had so, so many chance to improve her life. When she broke up with Destiny she could have got her shit together but she didn't. She got cancer and didn't even bother changing any portion of her life. She's doomed. From the moment she was born, Amber was fat. And that hasn't changed one bit since then.

If anything, we might just witness her demise by the end of the year.

 

[escándalo]

I hate when Amber talks about her childhood because I can't help feeling bad for her. She's a prime example of someone that never should have born, never had a chance to be anything but fat white trash. Amber is an awful cunt, and she somehow goes out of her way to remind this in the same video poorly pretending to care about Norma, but it's hard to not be this way when you lost life in the womb. Whatever, fuck all these people.

Don't give her an once of sympathy. She has had YEARS to change herself 12 in fact. Using the excuse of my childhood is piss poor, She does not want to change anything giving her that sympathy allows her to redeem victim points. She had an incredibly week cancer and in the same month she went to fucking cheesecake factory.

The whole going with Becky in expectation of restaurant whilst they sort out Norma's headstone is honestly fucking vile, Misty is a cunt and Becky is a leech but no one deserves nothing but respect for an emotionally wrenching experience. This is the missing cat situation all over again.

AL continues to be Cluster B as fuck.

 

[dfranki723]

Apparently (according to a comment on the video) at 15.59, Amberlynn has actually dubbed Becky saying ''what are you doing''. I thought it was tinfoil at first but after watching that bit, Becky clearly isn't saying that.

She actually went to the trouble of dubbing over something Becky said and decided to leave it in the video.

E - Although because I'm a newer watcher I'm thinking maybe she's known for doing this sometimes? I've got no idea.

 

[StuffedChocolate]

Since they're shopping and eating takeout every day, they are going to stay obese. They're are waiting for someone to collapse from a heart attack.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Don't give her an once of sympathy. She has had YEARS to change herself 12 in fact. Using the excuse of my childhood is piss poor, She does not want to change anything giving her that sympathy allows her to redeem victim points. She had an incredibly week cancer and in the same month she went to fucking cheesecake factory.

People who have terrible childhood tend to grow up much faster than the pampered one. It is interesting that Amber is acting like someone that has been pampered. While it is true that she was in Foster care, she seems to have a pretty easy life, going to a private dance school, not having to work at a fast food restaurant, or having to fend for herself living on the street. All she did was eating and mooching on other people. At 30, she never really had to work, or going to school, or taking care of a household. No wonder she is acting like a teenager with a large allowance for doing minimal work at home.

 

[Pippeyy]

Apparently (according to a comment on the video) at 15.59, Amberlynn has actually dubbed Becky saying ''what are you doing''. I thought it was tinfoil at first but after watching that bit, Becky clearly isn't saying that.

She actually went to the trouble of dubbing over something Becky said and decided to leave it in the video.

E - Although because I'm a newer watcher I'm thinking maybe she's known for doing this sometimes? I've got no idea.

She doesn’t do this often. When she does it is to correct some insane mispronunciations of basic words and it’s obvious as fuck. So this is new-ish. I wish I could read mumble mouth. I would like to know what was said and why she would do that.

 

[dfranki723]

According to the comment it looks like Becky said ''stop filming me'' but I couldn't quite make it out either. She didn't look to pleased tho.

 

[D_Tractor]

She is back at 550lbs wtf, the sitting down a lot was a thing massively at that weight she had to sit everywhere and I mean everywhere. She broke the chair too in the earlier video so floor mattress is coming fast. The video is shit but Amber is starting to show her hand a lot she does this near the end of cycles. Like the snapchat video whilst Becky was getting a headstone for her mom WTF. I sense Dana and Destiny are on their way out now they don't see Amber as much but Hannah and Rafe are there a lot.

Thanks Amber for proving my you eat tooothpaste theory that is is *chefs kiss

Mukbong on monday seriously... Its wild how much she eats out though but do it please I want My 600lb Xmas special.

The maximum weight on supermarket scootypuffs is 550 elbees. How long until she starts breaking them?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The maximum weight on supermarket scootypuffs is 550 elbees. How long until she starts breaking them?

She did break a Target one a couple years ago. She made Becky get her another one.

 

[_justlurking]

Apparently (according to a comment on the video) at 15.59, Amberlynn has actually dubbed Becky saying ''what are you doing''. I thought it was tinfoil at first but after watching that bit, Becky clearly isn't saying that.

She actually went to the trouble of dubbing over something Becky said and decided to leave it in the video.

E - Although because I'm a newer watcher I'm thinking maybe she's known for doing this sometimes? I've got no idea.

Nah, she's just open-mouth-chewing gum. It's so disgusting.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

- They went to a pizza place but did not vlog. Why? I thought that she is scare of going to restaurants because of Covid.

Of course she didn't vlog it. Unlike Chantal, who at least owns her gluttony, Amberlynn will only eat the daintiest of meals on-camera and show us only "healthy" grocery hauls. I am willing to wager that she and Becky eat out and/or get takeout/delivery twice a day, every day. And any trip they take in that car, be it Wommart or gravestone shopping, culminates in a stop for food. Covid be damned!

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

She went through three tubes of toothpaste in six weeks, then stocked up on two more. And six toothbrushes? What is she doing with all that??
You know what's nasty though? She never shows any floss because you know she's not using it. I'm sure Amber has tons of cavities that she obviously. doesn't know about.
If her teeth aren't chipping already, they will soon. And if she doesn't get to a dentist (she won't) she'll end up having her teeth extracted. If she lives that long.

Spoiler: toothpaste

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I think a lot of people know what MOD pizza is. I'm sure Amber thought she came across some cute, fresh and fun place that us peasants "are sleeping on".

 

[Discopumps]

Becky holding back tears while amberlynn seems to find something amusing about that. What is it fatty let us in on the joke you sick fuck.