Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Oats12345]

Some people need to calm down. Like wait now

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

BREAKING NEWS: Barron Trump is unsupervised at the White House and reenacting the plot of Home Alone

 

[Oats12345]

BREAKING NEWS: Barron Trump is unsupervised at the White House and reenacting the plot of Home Alone

I could belive it. Considering some of the derange people who hate Trump. I wouldn't be shocked if they went after his son.

Only for Barron to go home alone on their asses

 

[Quixotic Man]

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BREAKING NEWS: Barron Trump is unsupervised at the White House and reenacting the plot of Home Alone

Did he grow another foot taller yet?

I swear that kid is going for some sort of record.

 

[PepsiVanilla]

Realistically if he would somehow die from this, what the hell would happen with the election? Nominate Mike fucking Pence or what?

Pence/Kanye 2020

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

1 in 20.

Imagine having to pass a d20 check for your life

 

[Josterman]

Some more unhinged insanity from Majid and still spreading baseless conspiracy
If I was in charged this guy would be drone striked or locked up at GITMO or be Interorgated with enhanced methods

 

[the fall of man]

Remember that of those 1 in 20 numbers, that 1 is an 800 lb ancient black man living in abject poverty in a cat hovel in the Florida swamp.

Do you seriously expect coronavirus to kill ”french fries make my hair so healthy” spitfire Donald Trump before it kills the Kiwifarms Deathfats pool? I think American obesity is ridiculous but given how shitty our diets are, go watch some of them “mook bong” videos then come back and tell me a guy who plays golf every day and has reasonable mental clarity has an equal chance to die as those people

Unless someone gave Hope Hicks the super special election day special chinese bat cocktail, in which case all bets are off

 

[HumanHive]

BREAKING NEWS: Barron Trump is unsupervised at the White House and reenacting the plot of Home Alone

Has there ever been a movie where some plucky child of the President turns the White House into a death trap in order to stop terrorists/russians/whatever?

That seems like a fun idea, especially since many rooms in the White House are semi-famous.

 

[haurchefant]

Also please how do I contact the stuff board of Kiwifarms

you are in the stuff board, this is where we place happenings stuff.

 

[UselessIdiot]

Not getting ACB confirmed and losing the election would suck big time. I know the demmies say, "well, we're just gonna stack the courts anyway, drumpftards", but she really needs to be confirmed before the election.

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

Ok can I please be unban on Trump Derangement Syndrome thread. I promise I won't be retard again and keep changing the subject to how fictional characters would vote.

So unban me please.

Letting another mexican in sets a bad precedent.

 

[muh_moobs]

Nah I remember Dubya. People absolutely hated him, but this particular type of vitriol was mostly absent. I remember the narrative being more "He's a terrible piece of shit and I can't wait to vote him out of office" and less "This is the end of democracy in America and Trump is worse than Hitler, we have to shoot him." Then again, like I said, this just my own personal recollection. Might be rose-colored glasses, you know. People are shit and have always been shit, so I don't think ascribing any greater moral virtue to people in the past makes a lot of sense. It's just the current strain of progressive ideology that I think is new.

Don't be retarded. World leaders who beat corona get big approval bumps (for some reason).

The left called Bush's America the Fourth Reich unironically.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

share this or your president will die on his sleep tonight

 

[RodgerDodger]

Realistically if he would somehow die from this, what the hell would happen with the election? Nominate Mike fucking Pence or what?

The election goes forward with Trumps/Pence on the ballot. If Trump is elected Pence remains as President. Having Dead Men win election while unusual is not without precedent. It’s come up a few times with Senators. In that case if you elect the dead guy, the Governor gets to choose.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Also please how do I contact the stuff board of Kiwifarms

By not posting in the Donnie Drumpf has the kung flu thread.

Ok can I please be unban on Trump Derangement Syndrome thread. I promise I won't be retard again and keep changing the subject to how fictional characters would vote.

So unban me please.

I'm not optimistic about those chances of you not being retarded.

 

[zap2theextreme]

plz unban me for saying that Dale Gribble would vote donald trumnp

 

[Shield Breaker]

There's still going to be an election and chances are it'll be against Pence for whom the suburban moderates that Biden is courting away from Trump might be more willing to vote for.

We got ourselves another prediction from Saltradumas. The only person who can make Nate Silver look prescient. Last time we were going to have World War 3 with Russia and Iran, according to you. I guess this means Orange Man is going to live, and win re-election.

 

[Oats12345]

By not posting in the Donnie Drumpf has the kung flu thread.

I'm not optimistic about those chances of you not being retarded.

How do I get unban from there?

plz unban me for saying that Dale Gribble would vote donald trumnp

Ironically thats how it kind of went

 

[haurchefant]

Ok can I please be unban on Trump Derangement Syndrome thread. I promise I won't be retard again and keep changing the subject to how fictional characters would vote.

So unban me please.

Only mods can decide that. You should ask one of them.