🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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At this point he is ego-committed to not shaping up. He's convinced that the way to own the alawgs is to keep being a piece of shit.. His goal is to make everyone wrong about alcoholism, and show them he can be as alcoholic as he wants to. His plan is to just never suffer any consequences and say "See, I told you!"
Spoiler: He suffers many consequences.

He is no Teflon Tard like Chris-Chan, who can run a dude over with his car, have his mom take his place in the driver's seat and run him over again, and then call him a Jew in court and not get any time. Just one time he takes a swing at a cop and it's straight to jail.
 
PPP will initiate the Ralphmary's Baby rescue protocol. He will successfully seek full custody of the Ralph-Vickers child. He will raise it as his own to keep Ethan from fulfilling an ancient Kiwi Farms prophecy that says "Out of 3 cornfields (Killstream Hosts) would emerge a little kernel (the Antimetokur) who would slur his speech greatly and get paid for it."

Oh wait...
 
My dearest, darling ███████,

How is the sweetest woman in the world today? Well I hope. I still remember the scent of your favorite cardigan, cigarette smoke and curry. Our nights out at the pachinko parlors, the way the flashing lights hit your face. Let alone when we visited ██████ last fall. Its Fall now on this side of the world. I fear there will be no end in sight to this war. We've been advancing into opposition controlled territory in ████████ within the past 3 days, not long ago we ran through ██████ in the morning. I remember the glow of that morning well. The days seem to flow together like streams. Now we return to the familiar front of ███████ once again.

I worry about the troops moral. While many of the superiors such as CPT ██████ and 2nd LT ███ █████ are able to hold strong in the face of such adversity, myself and some others are starting to feel the strain. Its strange, considering we've heard of the enemy development of ██████ and even know its current stages. It feels too convenient. Like the information is being given to us for a trap. Maybe its just from incompetence. And yet, we got word today that the war is over. ███████ and █████ both claimed that we've lost the war. But when I look at my comrades, I can feel their pain, disbelief.

My sweet ███████, I know this war isn't over. That it will be a long time before I return to you, to be with you once more. I only hope you wait patiently as I do my duty. Its for our future, so it may be bountiful. They say when we hear rattles coming from the enemy, it will mark the end. But day in and day out I hear no such, no matter how much we listen. They know we're here, and putting up a hell of a fight. I fear bickering and fighting will ensue among us. We can only wonder if there's something grander going on.

Every night I think about you before I go to sleep. Its what keeps me focused. I will return, we will win this war, and together, ███████, you and I will start that little family we've talked about for years. I've seen the horrors of the other side, stared into the void. I'm ready to look away and to you. However, until then, know my aim stays steady and true, for you, for our land, our people and our pride. Even if they say we are defeated, I will claim victory.

Remember to give your mother and father my love too. And tell ████ that if she doesnt smarten up and get away from the deadbeat criminal, she will end up ruining her life. Dont forget to give ████████ plenty of pets and treats.

Love,
Fox

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Hear me out friends, Kraut, known german posted this video a few days ago.

At the time I thought it was just a funny shitpost. But now it has dawned on me: Gator, the eldest one, told us that Godwinson and PPP were involved in gay ops of the kind that Kraut used to do back in the old days, many of us weren't around back then so that's probably why the warnings rung hollow. BUT HE WAS RIGHT. This was all gay ops from the start, and now that Ethan Ralph, owner and chief white nigger of the Ralphdeport.com has obliterated our efforts and our morale by impregnating a young piece of ass, they are trying to embarrass us again by making us fight a hopeless war against the Mexican saviour of the White American race. Do not be fooled again!
We were played by these people, and all we have to show for it is 3000 pages of shitposts and no children of our own.

I hope I live long enough to atone for my sins.
 
Maybe I'm starting to see the bumble bees but what if PPP and Godwinson are laying off because they've heard something from Mr. Vickers/Faith and are lulling gunt into a false sense of security?
Who knows, but I'm just thinking that this is all kayfabe and Ethanol Wretch will fall for it regardless.
 
Don't be autistic - it's obviously kayfabe / dramatization. PPP and Godwinson are rightly pretty disgusted by the grifters who've come to this like flies around shit. The ironic redemption arcs of people like Jarbo have made these people genuinely believe they're relevant or redeemed in any way.

They're switching targets to make more kino content, and fucking over the grifters. Ralph isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

I don’t know what storyline they’re planning for Ralph (hopefully something funny), but I am definitely over this Mundane Matt redemption arc.
 
All I know is our brave alwags and spergs have been fighting in the gunted trenches for too long. This war is not sustainable. We need to chart a path forward to helping these poor souls recover from their post traumatic sex tape disorder so they dont have a break down every time they see jello.

Please null, bring our menches home.
 
Now that PPP and Godwinson are finally dropping the charade I think we should all just be real with ourselves here. Ralph won and we, the haters and a-logs, are jealous. Could YOU run as tight a ship as Ralph does on the Killstream? What kinds of guests are YOU capable of getting on your show? Have YOU ever smelled the tasty and fresh fragrance of a hot young babe's bottom?

Didn't think so
 
The amount of homosexuality, moral fagging, puerility and virtue signaling that has been going on here this year is starting to make Ralph look good. How many of you are Transgender? Just curious.
To be quite honest with you, sir. All your complaining and nagging is really womanly. I'm not calling you one, I'm just repeating that others are saying sir
 
The amount of homosexuality, moral fagging, puerility and virtue signaling that has been going on here this year is starting to make Ralph look good. How many of you are Transgender? Just curious.
Im trans and am tired of hiding it. I asked null to change my name to ms. Manchester but he just laughed at me.

Thank you for standing up for me. This is why peace with Ralph is so important.
 
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