Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

Who coofed on Mr. President?

  • Mr. Former Vice President Joe Biden

    Votes: 273 23.0%
  • Mr. Paramount Leader Xi

    Votes: 270 22.8%
  • Mr. Moderator Chris Wallace

    Votes: 387 32.6%
  • Mr. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

    Votes: 256 21.6%

  • Total voters
    1,186
With Johnson it took about ten days of "light symptoms" and making reassuring videos until he got worse enough to end up in the ICU,
Yeah it was like watching a slow motion version of that comic with the dog in the burning kitchen saying "this is fine". Bojo is fucked, I reckon it's taken at least 10 years off his life. I've disliked him since before he was fucking around on Have I Got News For You but I didn't want him to die, which seemed a very real possibility at points.
 
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My nigga!
 
They built their entire campaign on "fuck Donald Trump". If Donald Trump dies, they lost their single biggest draw and because the sitting president died a few weeks before the election, they won't have enough time to run anything like "he's gonna send every LGBTQIAP++ to the electric chair" against Pence (nor will it be a focus because the sitting president is fucking dead). Trump's death would make sure we have 4 years of Pence, and they know it.
I don't see Pence getting re-elected if Trump dies. Just because the Democrats have been on cylinders on the "fuck Trump" train doesn't meant they don't have narratives against Pence ready to go. Unlike Trump, he might not be ready for the 24/7 hate machine after him, especially if they ever uncover a scandal. Trump will likely win only by a narrow margin as it is. He won't be president unless Trump builds him up over the next four years as his successor, but they're both so different that he might not be able to effectively do so.
Alright, I'll bite.

In the first few pages of this thread, I was lurking quite a bit and noticing lots of discussion of muh RGB and the double standards of people posting Crab Rave memes over her death vs. outrage over jokes over the GEOTUS getting the chink flu. Well, here's what I think: the Ruth Ginsberg discussion had a lot of people joking about her death, because the media was mourning her loss, social media was panicking like a 27-year old rock star just died, and Dems were thoroughly blackpilled. Hence, we Kiwis had a good laugh letting the crab memes flow as the lolcows wallowed in shame. With Trump, however, he's someone the media has been painting as a literal fascist dictator for years, so making fun of his sickness on The Farms would just be redundant...and basically something only a Reddit neckbeard would do in this situation. Not to mention, Trump didn't fucking die unlike Ruth Ginsberg.

Now, as for the election and Trump's coof...

I think it's interesting to see how the media is reacting to Trump's misfortune vs. RGB's, and how his followers are reacting vs. how the Dems did when Kike Grandma died a few weeks ago. Ruth Ginsberg dies and the left collectively weeps in sorrow as if the planet is about to end. Trump gets mildly sick with a lung infection, and his supporters gather in solidarity to pray for his support, and in some extreme cases show up outside the hospital to cheer him on while waving American flags. Call them dickriders, call them bootlickers, call them what you will..but whatever you call them, it's definitely the polar opposite of swallowing the black pill like the Dems did a few weeks ago. If anything, it's getting everyone off their fat asses, putting on their MAGA hats and proudly going to vote in a few weeks.
I believe that Trump's support is already at the maximum that it is. What this might do, however, is edge over those who are sympathetic to him due to the coronavirus and want to see what he does. If he can beat it without being near death doors and get back relatively to normal before the end of October, the bump of approval rating we are seeing will likely translate into much needed votes in swing states. We could see Independents and even Democrats who were critical of Trump's handling of the coronavirus but are waiting until the election pull the trigger and vote for him, especially if Trump hones in on the importance of reopening. He's already planting the seed as we speak.
He's probably not fit for a live debate, but I could see him doing a series of videos reacting to everything Biden says. They're very popular with the youth, and he can interrupt and yell at Joe all he wants.
If Trump recovers to full health like he might in a couple of weeks, I wonder if he could do one more debate with Biden in person. That aside, the idea of doing a Fireside Chat on a daily basis sounds like a great idea. It would humanize him to people and further juice his potential support among those who are now sympathetic to him.
 
Wait...Buzzfeed said that?

Either they're trying to push the same "faking it because the Dems are playing 4D Chess while Trump's playing 21-Dimensional Vampire: The Masquerade" angle that Michael Moore was autistically rambling on about OR there's going to be some kind of change that even Buzzfeed is reeling it back.

My guess is that the bigwigs are really worried about Trump dying or rumors of his condition causing more chaos and are sending the marching orders to all the media outlets to pipe down and reel it in and it's big enough of an order that even the clickbait mills have to follow it.

Might be why Twitter's forbidding discussion of the president dying and why CNN and MSNBC are concern trolling in their coverage instead of the usual TDS.

Earlier we had an article from Axios that many in the media treat as sacrosanct talking about how worrisome it was for doctors to say Trump's vitals were concerning and the article also saying no one should trust anything these doctors are telling people.

Given how much people in the media like Axios I'm going to guess we'll gradually see more talk of Trump being on his death bed pop up.
 

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Earlier we had an article from Axios that many in the media treat as sacrosanct talking about how worrisome it was for doctors to say Trump's vitals were concerning and the article also saying no one should trust anything these doctors are telling people.

Given how much people in the media like Axios I'm going to guess we'll gradually see more talk of Trump being on his death bed pop up.

"Trust the doctors, Drumph!"
"NOOOO THOSE DOCTORS ARE LYING HES DYING OUR ANONYMOUS SOURCES ARE FACT BELIEVE US"

Make up your fucking mind already.
 
When the smoke clears, I think we're gonna learn that SARS-CoV-2 was deliberate from top to bottom. The Chinese developed it intentionally and they turned it loose intentionally. They have gained from it. They are closing in on Taiwan, they started a pissing match with India, they unloaded a shitload of faulty medical supplies on desperate European countries, they raised the prices on medicine (we had stupidly ceded a monopoly on those to them).

They had the "World Health Organization" run cover for them.

A Chinese virologist co-wrote a paper saying that the virus was created in the Wuhan lab. To the surprise of no one, her Twitter account was suspended.

Facebook, of course, slapped her down.

The argument for ignoring this is simple: if we proved it true, what could we do about it?

And now we have to add to the offence the attempted murder of the president and other high government officials..

I think the day is fast approaching when we'll think of COVID-19 as a relatively minor detail of a much bigger problem.
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Uh, I really do not know how to tell you this, but it would be really bad optics for someone to run negative ads against somebody when they are in illness

Sidenote: these were retweeted by Scott Benson, who you might know as the backstabbing business partner of the late Alec Holowaka
Best part is that they are lying about this. Got a "fine people" ad on TV an hour ago.

Is there a lag time between cutting the ads and actual implementation of that? Because them botching that to appear nice while pissing off the BernieBros along with everyone else is amazingly incompetent.
 
Well what’s going on in the ultra-intense dangerous conspiracy theory land of QAnon, #1 enemy of congress? I bet it’s something SUPER evil

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Or maybe it’s meme remedies from the homeschool/fundie boomersphere
Colloidal silver somehow caught on to mainstream republicans, before it was championed on fringe loony libertarian types. Now right wing boomers practically guzzle the stuff. We'll be burying a bunch of old blue people.
 
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