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This reminded me of an incident on /a/ where a translation patch for a visual novel has been completed and the patcher demanded that anyone who wants it has to break their installation disk in order to curb piracy. What are the odds that this might be the same person?
Disturbingly high, considering that he also raged against piracy, I think.
 
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I'm not really good at writing about cows but here goes!

Leonard F. Shaner Jr.

Straight from the super autistic world of trains comes this laughing stock. He has all the telltale signs of being a cow. He's got a huge ego, he's a habitual liar, he creeps on women (actually underage girls mostly), is on SSDI, lives in his elderly mom's basement, he creates multiple facebook accounts to harass people, and he's not aware that it's ok to have more then one hobby (trains). He's been banned from nearly every railroad in PA due to him lying, stealing, impersonating people, and being super creepy.

He's a lolcow that I only really get 3rd hand laughs from though. He has a huge problem in that when he gets caught in a lie he'll just try and make new profiles and lie more to cover it up. As of now he's having a "war" with some volunteer railroad he got removed from for I believe sexually harassing 3 girls and being a terrible person.

Here's one of the pages dedicated to him - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Leon...Most-Infamous-Railfan/203442816511497?fref=ts

Here he is pretending to be a woman named Wendy Evans - https://www.facebook.com/wendym.evens?fref=ts

Here's one of the pages he runs in his most recent war on a railroad he was kicked from. - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cole...angerous-Tourist-Line/385031598370419?fref=ts

Here's another one. Notice how he got called out on owning this page but then denies it. Classic Shaner. - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Friends-of-the-Colebrookdale-Railroad/272045156253585?fref=ts

Anyway, there's ton more crap like him impersonating a marine to be an interweb tough guy. I thought about making a thread but figured I'd start here and see if there's interest since he's sort of a niche cow.
 
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I'm not really good at writing about cows but here goes!

Leonard F. Shaner Jr.

Straight from the super autistic world of trains comes this laughing stock. He has all the telltale signs of being a cow. He's got a huge ego, he's a habitual liar, he creeps on women (actually underage girls mostly), is on SSDI, lives in his elderly mom's basement, he creates multiple facebook accounts to harass people, and he's not aware that it's ok to have more then one hobby (trains). He's been banned from nearly every railroad in PA due to him lying, stealing, impersonating people, and being super creepy.

He's a lolcow that I only really get 3rd hand laughs from though. He has a huge problem in that when he gets caught in a lie he'll just try and make new profiles and lie more to cover it up. As of now he's having a "war" with some volunteer railroad he got removed from for I believe sexually harassing 3 girls and being a terrible person.

Here's one of the pages dedicated to him - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Leon...Most-Infamous-Railfan/203442816511497?fref=ts

Here he is pretending to be a woman named Wendy Evans - https://www.facebook.com/wendym.evens?fref=ts

Here's one of the pages he runs in his most recent war on a railroad he was kicked from. - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cole...angerous-Tourist-Line/385031598370419?fref=ts

Here's another one. Notice how he got called out on owning this page but then denies it. Classic Shaner. - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Friends-of-the-Colebrookdale-Railroad/272045156253585?fref=ts

Anyway, there's ton more crap like him impersonating a marine to be an interweb tough guy. I thought about making a thread but figured I'd start here and see if there's interest since he's sort of a niche cow.
Well, that was depressing. When I saw the picture, I figured he was a friendly train conductor who somehow got caught up with the cow.
 
Well, that was depressing. When I saw the picture, I figured he was a friendly train conductor who somehow got caught up with the cow.

Nope! lol

That's the face of a guy who enjoys trains waaaaaaay too much. Also, the RR he's declared war on here was something like the 19th one he's been banned from.
 
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I'm not really good at writing about cows but here goes!

Leonard F. Shaner Jr.

Straight from the super autistic world of trains comes this laughing stock. He has all the telltale signs of being a cow. He's got a huge ego, he's a habitual liar, he creeps on women (actually underage girls mostly), is on SSDI, lives in his elderly mom's basement, he creates multiple facebook accounts to harass people, and he's not aware that it's ok to have more then one hobby (trains). He's been banned from nearly every railroad in PA due to him lying, stealing, impersonating people, and being super creepy.

He's a lolcow that I only really get 3rd hand laughs from though. He has a huge problem in that when he gets caught in a lie he'll just try and make new profiles and lie more to cover it up. As of now he's having a "war" with some volunteer railroad he got removed from for I believe sexually harassing 3 girls and being a terrible person.

Here's one of the pages dedicated to him - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Leon...Most-Infamous-Railfan/203442816511497?fref=ts

Here he is pretending to be a woman named Wendy Evans - https://www.facebook.com/wendym.evens?fref=ts

Here's one of the pages he runs in his most recent war on a railroad he was kicked from. - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cole...angerous-Tourist-Line/385031598370419?fref=ts

Here's another one. Notice how he got called out on owning this page but then denies it. Classic Shaner. - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Friends-of-the-Colebrookdale-Railroad/272045156253585?fref=ts

Anyway, there's ton more crap like him impersonating a marine to be an interweb tough guy. I thought about making a thread but figured I'd start here and see if there's interest since he's sort of a niche cow.
I don't know why, but I get the feeling he just jizzed himself in that picture.
 
This guy constantly makes these long ass postings in the personals section of the Richmond (va) craigslist:

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He got called out on it last year I think? I might still have the screenshot on my phone.


@Zim i love that train guy story. What a creeper.
"The fact that they have Superman Legos BLOWS MY MIND!" Someone's easily impressed.
Hmmm, early thirties, loves Legos, lives in Virginia, total manchild sperg... Could we have found a girlfriend-free boy for Chris?
 
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I believe I posted in this thread some time back, and had mentioned a personal lolcow of mine. He has most certainly reached something close to the lolcow singularity. As a weeaboo, stoner (and cough syrup/inhalants enthusiast), LoL fanatic, MRA, unemployed, proud virgin, new age pagan, conspiracy theorist, BDSM aspiring, youtube star wannabe (literally zero content other than unintentional laughs), who posts multiple whacked out NSFL muses on a few social media sites daily. If not for being an acquaintance I would write a full thread right now. I dream of the day I log in to see an article about his shenanigans, but until then I will bear the blunt force trauma luls that is reading his posts out loud & watching his videos at work.
 
Back in middle school, there was this one guy who me and my friends considered a lolcow. He was a Republican, he played Runescape - and sucked at it... He looked down on the autistic kids in the school despite he himself being autistic. (I was friends with some of the high-functioning autistics there and they hated him.)

But what made him a real lolcow was his artistic aspirations. At the time, my friend and I were trying to start our own comic thing. He would write, though he never actually did, and I drew. We put them up on the web and I eventually removed them because I realized how much they sucked, but even in those days I had a grasp of basic anatomy and some idea of how comedy worked.

He didn't even have that. His characters were stick figures and his stories were mostly rip offs of stuff he enjoyed that he claimed were parodies. To top it off, he would steal stuff from me. I tried out a new idea for the title panel of the strip we had and found he was using it in his own as well.

We made fun of him a lot. Enough that we may have gone too far. One day he tried to sit on me and got taken away. I later found out he'd been reassigned to another class.

In high school there was one pseudo-lolcow who said a lot of stupid shit - enough so that in my senior year he was expelled for sending a death threat to another student as a prank, and most of us agreed that it was going to happen sooner or later.
 
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Sorry for the long spergus post, but it's a good one!

On DA, there was a supreme brony overlord from Romania called "Raynaldo". Totally open about his clop and love of four-legged, pastel abominations.
He considered himself my total arch-foe a few years back, and always tried to correct my grammar and English. I used to laugh and mock him for living
in a ex-soviet shell-hole. (I know Romania is actually nice in places, but this was during the Great Pony War!) Well, his poor father was an engineer, and
Raynado was...(wait for it) A plushie maker! Yes, dear old papa must have been so proud, that he sterilised his balls with commie nuke isotopes!

Ray was forever trying to convince me that gory pony-slaying art was bad, but sexy pony art was perfecly fine. My response was mockery of the horse.
Our grim contest went on for a while - And as what happens to some rabid horse-faplords, he chilled out. He still loves his ponies, (especially Pinkie Pie),
but he is far more of a gentleman these days. If not for the silly pony avatar, you'd almost think he was a human being speaking to him now...!
 
I don't know why, but I get the feeling he just jizzed himself in that picture.
He may have. lol I'm absolutely not kidding when I say this guy doesn't know he's allowed to have more than one hobby. His solitary interest is trains and only trains. Well that and underage girls.

@Zim i love that train guy story. What a creeper.
Thanks! And yes he's a really creepy dude. It also looks like he might be getting his teeth kicked in at some point. I just checked 2 of his more infamous fb profiles and he's doing a real good job of making a lot of people mad.
 
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He may have. lol I'm absolutely not kidding when I say this guy doesn't know he's allowed to have more than one hobby. His solitary interest is trains and only trains. Well that and underage girls.
Oh joy, a trainophile and a pedophile. I'd hate to see if he ever mix the two together.
 
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I don't know if this counts, but I have an uncle whose an extreme bible thumping fundie. He argues with other relatives mostly about political and religious beliefs. However, he can't handle even the slightest form of dissent. If anyone tells him he's wrong he goes fucking batshit and starts ranting about how he's this "righteous man of God" and how the rest of us are going to "burn in hell."
Despite this a lot of us can't help but joke about his antics when he's not around. So he's kind of like the family lolcow.
 
As one could guess from my avatar, I'm a fan of the Bayonetta games. The second game was one of the main reasons I got a WiiU (the other one being Smash). Of course not all of the fanbase was too pleaed about the announcement that B2 will be WiiU exclusive, and a shitstorm ensued in the form of suicide and death threats towards Hideki Kamiya (who probably didn't have a lot of say in the decision) and Nintendo (who had essentially saved their long-awaited sequel to their precious game from becoming vaporware) all over comment sections, Twitter, and elsewhere.

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There's one person that I wanted to highlight, who created an entire blog in an attempt to rally other fellow butthurt fans to boycott the game...by buying the game used so that the meanie-heads Nintendo and Platinum Games won't get a red cent. No word yet on whether or not they've vandalized any B2 store displays.

Bayonetta 2 a Nintendo Exclusive, here is what you can do…
If you are one of the many that felt “burned”, “betrayed”, or whatever you feel about the Bayonetta 2 being a WiiU exclusive, here is how you can show them your feelings with your wallet AND enjoy the game :biggrin:.

Who said showing them with your wallet means not buying the game and not be able to enjoy the game? Dont’ listen to the Nitendo Fanboys who never even played the first one.

Here are the simple steps to “get back” at PG and Ninty for being a prick. Since we know Bayonetta 2 isn’t launch title, nor does it even have a date yet, you can:

1. Buy the WiiU USED when Bayonetta 2 is about to release so that Nintendo don’t get a CENT for your purchase.
2. Buy Bayonetta 2 USED (you’ll see it in a week) so that PG isn’t going to get a CENT for your purchase.
3. Play and enjoy the game (if it’s any good) knowing that you never officially supported Nintendo/PG.
4. …
5. PROFIT! (and feel good) :biggrin:

I encourage you spread this message out to everybody who is in “despair” over the Bayonetta 2 announcement, and hope this could help them sleep easier at night. (No sarcasm intended).

How would I know you’ll be able to get Bayonetta 2 used in a week? There will be people picking this game up for their kid/selfs who would instantly be disgusted for what’s in the game. Hyper-sexual, and serious religious references — all of which is super duper taboo in the United States. :biggrin:

This will be the first and LAST post of this blog. Peace! Guess not the first/last. Just so much lovely and endearing responses. Hope to see more! :biggrin:

Most of their other posts involve sperging about B2 sales and making smug comments about how oh-so inferior it is to its XB360/PS3 prequels.
 
Quick update on Leonard F. Shaner Jr.

It looks like one of the pages he ran, Colebrookdale Railroad - Americas Most Dangerous Tourist Line, got nuked by Facebook. It was probably due to massive amounts of hate speech by Shaner himself. Bummer since that was my favorite source of autism by him. (edit - my mistake. It's back up! Yay!)

And for those interested I got bored and dug up the Vietnam vet Leonard Shaner poses as, John Simon. - https://www.facebook.com/john.simon.737001

Everyone loves fake military vets. ;)
 
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Is any of this autism off Facebook?

Quite a bit. It's just not as easy to dig up since it involves sifting through tons of general train autism. I'm not really into trains. Basically after he discovered Facebook he focuses all his energy there.

Here's 2 I found without too much digging.

2004 Railway Preservation News accused of identity theft - http://www.rypn.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=31899&p=162310

2012 Accused of various things by some random guy (also doxxed the crap out of Len Shaner) - http://csx-sucks.com/?topic=hd&read=2695ee5c01
 
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