Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

I don't know my Bob lore. Who ruined Bob's professional life and put him in a debt hole? How did this shit occur?

This man:

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've said it before and I'll probably repeat it until my dying-of-COVID-19 breath, but using a number as small as 213,000 among the hundreds upon millions of people that live in this country is such a sleazy appeal to emotion and a forefront example of using corpses as political chits.

It's terrible for the family and friends that have lost people to the disease to use the deceased like pawns. It doesn't make me agree with you, it just makes me angry.

The phrase you're looking for is "waving the bloody shirt," an expression from Antebellum (post American Civil War) times, when people would use the bloody shirts of Civil War veterans and casualties for cheap political points.
To put Covid deaths into perspective, 213,000 is 6% of 1% of the US population (330 million), or one bad flu season.

Question to American kiwis: why are American leftists blaming Trump for the covid-19 deaths? Weren't the USA one of the first countries to go on lockdown? I get that you guys have people with TDS and all that, but what the fuck was Trump's fault in all of this?

They don't want you to remember this, but when Trump began restricting flights from China, the American Left insisted this was a racist move. Once they realized that measures taken to stop the Wu Flu could cut the throat of Trump's economy, they began insisting not enough was being done.
Trump's fault in this extends back to 2016, when he beat Hillary despite everyone saying he only had a 2% chance of winning. It was supposed to be her coronation in January, not his. The American Left has neither forgotten nor forgiven those who voted Trump 2016. Bob is the prime example of this phenomenon.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Are we just going to ignore Bob saying "everyone who matters has seen it or read a review" in regards to Cuties? Bad time to use a Bob-ism with "people who matter".

 

[King Dead]

Especially if you are someone like Bob: all adult privileges (sans sex) with none of the responsibilities.


I was just reading what Tchaikovsky wrote about his Fourth Symphony, in a letter to his patron Nadezhda von Meck. This passage made me think of Bob:

"The fourth movement. If you can find no impulse for joy within yourself, look at others. Go out among the people. See how well they know how to rejoice and give themselves up utterly to glad feelings... Never say that all the world is sad; you have only yourself to blame. There are joys, strong though simple. Why not rejoice through the joys of others? One can live that way, after all."

Yet not only does Bobby fail to find joy in the enjoyment of others, he downright despises other people having fun. Here he tells someone she ought not be living a life:
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Someone joins the dots and realized why Bobby is so angry about Halloween getting supposedly canceled:
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Gimme gimme gimme!!!!
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If "everyone stays home" who's going to deliver supplies to you?

I posted this in the Wu Flu megathread, but in response to Blobbo continuing to spout this retarded shit about lockdowns, I'll quote it here too:

I fucking hate the lockdown cultists. They seriously think that it would be in any way possible to lock down the entire country and stop the virus before it ever got out of hand, and then we would have all been done with this months ago.

So it's thought experiment time.

First, let's isolate the problem to just the Wu Flu: Anyone who has the coof will basically be done with it in two weeks, so if they isolate for a month, they should be over it by the time they get back out to interact with anyone else. Thus, if the entire country isolates for a month, all cases will have burnt themselves out, and the pandemic will be done. Easy peasy.

But it's really not that simple. For starters, I can guarantee that most people will not have the supplies to last for a month without going outside. Preppers and others who live in disaster-prone areas are likely to have emergency food supplies on hand, but the overwhelming majority of the country will only have food to last a couple weeks at most. We already see the first problem with this plan, but obviously it's going to get worse.

This is where essential workers come in. Obviously, there need to be people providing the essential services that keep society running: food, water, electricity, transportation, telecommunications, medicine, and so on. Anyone who's working in any of these industries will have to go out and continue working, at the risk of spreading the coof to each other. But it's a necessary sacrifice to ensure that the rest of the country can properly isolate.

But then the question comes in: what's "unessential?" There are lots of workers associated with each of these industries, and they all have to keep working to ensure that things are still running. Going back to food, we have farmers, processing plants, truckers, and store workers all required to work to get food from the farm to the table. You've also got to get water to the farms, electricity to the processing plants and grocery stores, and fuel to the truckers and other workers, as well as gas for individual citizens' cars so they can keep buying food. That's a bunch more industries that are essential to keeping things running, along with other industries that support those, and so on. It gets to the point where you realize that pretty much no industry is unessential (except for journalists, probably). Sure, some people can transition to working at home, but not everyone is lucky enough to swing that.

So because we have so many people that need to keep working, a full countrywide lockdown would never have worked out. But let's assume that everyone had enough supplies to last a month, the electrical and telecom grids were automated well enough to stay running until the lockdown ended, and all these problems were fixed. We got the virus under control, and all it cost us was a month of our time.

The obvious follow-up question: what happens when one person with the Wu Flu comes into the country from another one, especially if they're not caught upon entry because they weren't showing symptoms?

We'd immediately be back at square one with who knows how many infected spreading it around, and we'd have to go back into another month's lockdown nationwide to let it burn itself out again. Even if we assume that all our systems could run automatically for a month, and even if we assume every single person in the country had enough supplies to handle a lockdown, I don't think it's reasonable to assume we could do it all over again in such a short period of time.

So at this point, if we assume that lockdowns are the only way to beat the coof, the only possible solution is for the entire world to go into lockdown. Yeah, good fucking luck there. Wrangling even a single smaller country is hard enough, but every single nation on the planet? There's no fucking way you could manage that. And yet, for some reason, our leaders tried to do just that, with devastating results.

If anyone has any holes they can poke in my reasoning here, let me know. I've spent a while thinking about the logic behind lockdowns, and my conclusion is that it's all fucking retarded. I don't think there's been a single case in history of quarantining a healthy population to fight a disease, but that's exactly what we did, and I still don't know why (aside from the obvious "never let a good crisis go to waste" tinpot dictators out there).

In short, shut the fuck up, Bob. You have zero idea of the logistical impossibilities related to a complete societal lockdown, and even if we could pull it off, it would never truly stop the coof. Maybe if you weren't such a fat diabetic fuck, you wouldn't be living in deadly fear of a disease that barely kills anyone of your age group, except the fat diabetic fucks like you.

 

[Mola Ram]

Are we just going to ignore Bob saying "everyone who matters has seen it or read a review" in regards to Cuties? Bad time to use a Bob-ism with "people who matter".

At this point I'm just assuming anyone who defends Cuties has either not seen it or spent the entire runtime nursing a throbbing erection. I guess those are the "people who matter" now.

 

[make_it_so]

Why has Bob been going on about 'Christofascists' so much lately? Is it still 2007 and Bush is President, and creation vs. evolution is the hottest debate on the internet?

Probably because Amy Coney Barrett has been nominated to replace the notorious RBG on the Supreme Court. Barrett is a Catholic with 7 kids, and in left-world that means she's a super evil religious super-nazi that's gonna take away the gays' marriage and make wahmen live in the Handmaid's Tale.

 

[Bolo]

So, what did Robert actually grasped on the Last Supper movie?

Quick recap, Last Super is a movie about 5 super liberal grad students, that one night had a bad dinner with a conservative veteran and they ended up having to kill him in self-defense. They rationalize the murder as doing the world a favor. The group starts inviting people whose political stances diverge from their own, and kill them with poisoned wine. Things escalate and one of them even kills a Sheriff.

Climax of the movie comes when the group invites a Conservative shock jock, and when they try to debate him over diner about his "cruel" politics, the Conservative shows himself to be way above the childish argumentations of the group, and they find themselves frustated over the fact they can't get the moral high ground to "justify" his murder. Meanwhile, the conservative finds out what the group wants to kill him, and in turn poison them with their own wine. In the end he stands alone over the corpse of the liberals, thinking about being president.

The movie is kinda shite regardless what your politics are, and it is a dark comedy without any heavy punch, that is why people forgot about the movie.

But regardless, the message is clear, it is making fun of how twisted self-rigthous politcs that can be . Of course you can read a lot more on it, with enough autism you can make the case that Barney the Dinosaur is the modern day Aristotle, but i think for our friend Robert here there is only one take:

Kill those who disagree with you before they kill you, it doesn't matter who wanted to kill who at first.

And that is always what Robert inclines to, the impotent rage and the fantasy of hurting others.

 

[Lensherr]

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Drumpft and the mayonaise ghouls yet again stole Bob's future right out from his fat folds

Fuck you MovieBob. You literally said a week or two ago that you believe in “bootstrapism for white people”, so as a white dude, what the fuck is stopping your fat fucking ass from practicing what you preach?

Oh wait, I forgot: you’re a massive fucking hypocrite with a persecution complex who can’t take responsibility for his actions while expecting those you hate to do so themselves.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Why has Bob been going on about 'Christofascists' so much lately? Is it still 2007 and Bush is President, and creation vs. evolution is the hottest debate on the internet?

Because the Bush Era was the last time that Bob could successfully look down his nose at something. Most people in the "cool, hip" segment of society dunk on religious fundies, because they're a bunch of censorial, no-fun killjoys who enjoy lame media that promotes their religion. What Bob doesn't realize is that fundies can come in many stripes - There's Christian fundies, Muslim fundies, and Social Justice fundies. Bob's a Social Justice fundie and he hates the fact that his tastes, takes, and likes are just as lame as that of any 2007-era Bush Neocon, only he worships Anita Sarkeesian instead of Supply-Side Jesus.

Also, Bob hates Chrtistianity because he thinks it and the Republicans are the only thing keeping Bob's Free Love Science Utopia from coming into being. If only those nasty Redstaters and Godbotherers would go away, then he could upload his consciousness into a robot body and lave lots of sex with willing Trannies dressed up as Princess Peach. Of course, Bob doesn't realize that places without Christianity (or some kind of Christian foundation for their law systems) are often places that lack forbearance and tolerance. Imagine Bob standing up for his rights in a place like China or the Middle East. They'd laugh at his big fat belly and publicly shame him for his pedestrian tastes and slothful behaviors. He'd have no better luck with their women than he has with American Women, but American Women at least would show a modicum of tact around him and not openly berate him for his appearance, because that is what most decently raised American women do.

Also LOL at Bob crying about Summer and Halloween being cancelled. Yeah, most public events are toast, but to my knowledge, no one has stopped people from meeting with each other in private, or going to public parks. Hell, most of the fair food booths that I would have enjoyed at the local fairs have set up shop in big box store parking lots. So I can eat all of the fatty, tasty fair food I want without having to go to a large public event. The stores are stuffed full of Halloween candy and decorations, so people should be able to set up private Halloween parties for their children, and I'm sure a few stores will have people handing out sanitized candy to any trick or treaters. (Rules may have to be altered, but trick or treating should go on as usual--I'm sure cops aren't going to be out there, mass arresting children. )

Bob's problem is that he's been sitting in his basement shaking from the coof, refusing to go out for any reason. But he could go out and walk in the woods, or the parks, and even have a picnic with his brother's family (all they'd have to do is stay 6 feet away from each other.) Bob's blaming his "ruined summer" and holidays on Trump when the real cause is his own spastic overreaction to the pandemic.

 

[UncleTusky]

Being an adult is way better than being a kid. I have control over my life unlike when I was a kid.

Especially if you are someone like Bob: all adult privileges (sans sex) with none of the responsibilities.

Except that Bob isn't taking advantage of that. All the things he does in his spare time (video games, angry Internet posts, going to the arcade + movies) could be done by a ten-year-old with inattentive parents. The only way he's using his adult privileges is that he doesn't need to worry about arcade staff asking about his parents or theater clerks not letting him to an "R" rated movie and being taken semi-seriously on twitter. Combine that with his inept attempts at being an adult (living semi-independently, "serious" political + film commentary, his culinary attempts) and you have someone who's opted into the worst of both worlds - no wonder he's so miserable.

 

[Adamska]

Yet not only does Bobby fail to find joy in the enjoyment of others, he downright despises other people having fun. Here he tells someone she ought not be living a life:
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It's absolutely hilarious. Bob reees like the low IQ smoothbrain he is over having nothing to do at first. Keep in mind that his favorite activity besides watching movies for children (and struggling to figure out how to not look like a mental child when loving it), is to play manchild games at a bootleg Dave and Busters. Probably while oggling the drunk wine moms and women there.

So he chooses to pretend he's miserable and blames the president. But then immediately mocks another person for killing themselves, because they point out that it's his shitty governor that did it. He then defends the very lockdowns that he fucking whines and rages about for killing all the stuff he wants to consoom.

Absolute mongoloid. I bet he ate glue as a child and loved it.

 

[RockVolnutt]

At this point I'm just assuming anyone who defends Cuties has either not seen it or spent the entire runtime nursing a throbbing erection. I guess those are the "people who matter" now.

I just like the implication that it's a given that true intellectuals or whatever would be all over Cuties like a must watch movie. Chances are it's his verbal tics biting him in the ass but man, that could've been phrased better.

 

[Ghostface Killer]

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What kind of special retard defends cuties? So by his statement alone, that means Tulsi Gabbard and the majority of Congress are in a “idiot-bubble” when they are pushing for a federal investigation into Netflix and its Executives for child exploitation? Bob is a fucking retard and typical, he walks right into the pun of a joke.

 

[Red Hood]

Except that Bob isn't taking advantage of that. All the things he does in his spare time (video games, angry Internet posts, going to the arcade + movies) could be done by a ten-year-old with inattentive parents. The only way he's using his adult privileges is that he doesn't need to worry about arcade staff asking about his parents or theater clerks not letting him to an "R" rated movie and being taken semi-seriously on twitter. Combine that with his inept attempts at being an adult (living semi-independently, "serious" political + film commentary, his culinary attempts) and you have someone who's opted into the worst of both worlds - no wonder he's so miserable.

Bob, ultimately, has the mindset of an overgrown, petulant child. Summer and Halloween are things that can be fun for adults, but they aren't defining exclamation point moments of the year like they are for children.

I mean other than drinking heavily, what adult things does Bob do? He's never progressed from age 13 or so.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Holy fuck, I just saw the tweet of him crying like a bitch about how trump personally made china release covid and how his child time is ruined. This fucker tweets so much, we are already gone by that.

I know when I first got here you guys said we would probably hit 3000 pages before the election or something, but fuck damn. This guy tweets way too much.

Twitter Addiction is real.

 

[Mola Ram]

Twitter Addiction is real.

As of 10/04/20, he's sitting at 237,400 tweets. That's his main account. The "personal" account has about 2500, which isn't all that impressive, but it only goes back to April, and let's face it, he doesn't use it for much.

 

[Red Hood]

As of 10/04/20, he's sitting at 237,400 tweets. That's his main account. The "personal" account has about 2500, which isn't all that impressive, but it only goes back to April, and let's face it, he doesn't use it for much.

The fact that he thinks he needs two accounts is reason enough to believe he has a problem.

 

[Mola Ram]

The fact that he thinks he needs two accounts is reason enough to believe he has a problem.

It would have been fine if we'd seen all the insane, gibbering hatred migrate over to the private account. At least that would show that he has some dim understanding that he's cutting his own throat for any hopes of recognition from respectable outlets, even those who agree with him because the stuff he says is so reprehensible. But that didn't happen, I assume because he wasn't getting the engagement he wanted on the new account.

Like a lot of whining children, Bob is desperate for attention, good or bad.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It would have been fine if we'd seen all the insane, gibbering hatred migrate over to the private account.

The Gibbering Insane Hatred is his public persona, that is all he has for fame and likes now.