Shit You Think is Spooky/Disturbing - Beware! You're in for a scare...

A few years ago, back when my husband was my boyfriend, we put these sounds on a playlist to just listen to and laid on his living room floor and talked about how cool things we don't know are like in space and the ocean and just how big ot all is compared to us.

When we started that evening these sounds creeped me out and now I just associate them with the first night I really saw myself spending my life with this guy. They're kinda warm and nostalgic to me.

A thing that creeps me out? The idea that you can just disappear and no one might ever figure out what happened to you. I don't mean like aliens, or anything but sometimes people just vanish forever and leave their loved ones to worry and wonder. I'm always afraid it's going to happen to people I know and love.

Abandoned buildings, even in my small town there are several and you just know that's where the shady shit is happening. Hell, the house across the street from mine is abandoned and sometimes I really have to stare at a specific upstairs window because I can't figure out if it's been opened or not but it's been two years and the closest thing to occupants I've seen is kids that have graffitied up the garden fence.

Still creeps me out though and I wish someone would buy the place.
Getting harder to disappear every day... I doubt anyone can.
There is a book written (originally) in 1986 published by Desert Publications: "How to Disappear Completely, and Never Be Found".
I saw an interview with the owner of Desert Publications. He said the original author vanished, and he couldn't send him the final check.
The info is all circa 1980s, 'updated' to the mid 90's. Complete garbage. None of the techniques are valid anymore.

Welcome to The Machine.
 
I find it extremely disturbing when you go to a place and there is just this ''bad energy'' all over it. Last time I experienced it was when I was looking for apartments and one in particular felt so fucking wrong, like someone was watching your every movements. Later, I discovered that the old lady who lived there died in one of the rooms.
 
The info is all circa 1980s, 'updated' to the mid 90's. Complete garbage. None of the techniques are valid anymore.

I bet "quit being a lolcow" still works pretty well.

I find it extremely disturbing when you go to a place and there is just this ''bad energy'' all over it. Last time I experienced it was when I was looking for apartments and one in particular felt so fucking wrong, like someone was watching your every movements. Later, I discovered that the old lady who lived there died in one of the rooms.

I had one of these, looking for a small house to rent. It was really cheap and I was really broke, and was in a nasty dispute with the landlord of the place I was then living in that didn't seem it was going to resolve out of court, and I might have to move suddenly. It was a weird little house in a cul-de-sac on one of those roads that got isolated by the building of a bypass probably decades before and the neighborhood, such as it was, had been deteriorating since then. It was within seeing distance of a highway but took a couple minutes actually to get onto any real road anywhere. It was a really small house, but the weird part of it was that the bathroom and shower were in this underground basement, with windows at the top of it about ground level, and the whole area had a short roof, so you would have to stoop over slightly to enter it or use the shower. That whole floor gave me the creeps, to the point that it showed up in creepy dreams for months afterwards, just every once in a while, I'd be in it for some reason.

Luckily the landlord problem resolved a lot more amicably than expected and I didn't have to move into that creepy ass place.
 
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Coming back from a late rugby practice my freshmen year of college. I exit off the highway and come to an underpass near my house.
Out of the corner of my eye I think I see someone standing in the underpass, but there are always homeless drifters there so I don't make much of it - but when I turn in that direction after the light turns green, there is no one there.
About 50m down the road there is a gas station with bright white lights. For whatever reason I look out the window and see a humanoid shadow cast on the ground running alongside my car. What is weird is the shadow was cast INTO the light source, not away from it. It took walked/ran beside my car for a few steps then disappeared meanwhile I fucking PUNCHED the gas home. I prayed aloud right then and there in the car, ran inside locked every door and window (parents & siblings were already in bed) while praying aloud. Hoped in the shower and said another prayer, and said another prayer just before bed.

I consider myself both a man of God and a man of science, but holy fuck to this day I can not find any logical explanation for what I saw.

I don't have a particular phobia of caves, or the dark, or water, but if you start stacking these they get pretty nightmarish. Like imagine dying of drowning in an underwater cave. You combine dying, alone, in the dark, underwater, and never being found and at that point that is horrifying.

There are a number of springs in north-central Florida. One of them I was at with two friends on a diving trip. We werent cave-certified so we were just diving the vertical columns. This particular spring had a lot of duckweed on the surface, and I couldn't descend because my air release valve wasn't working, so I wasn't able to actually get down there and had to resign myself to free-swimming near the surface - but for some reason I felt relieved I didn't have to dive down there even though I wanted to.

We learned the next day that two days before we arrived someone died down in that cave.

Went cave diving with a partner, had a malfunction on one of his air tanks and freaked the fuck out. Partner tried to get him to take his oxygen while they retrieved one of the spare oxygen tanks they left in another chamber - but the dude lost it under stress and tried to make a B-line for the entrance of the cave and his lungs gave out like 500m from the point where the cave meets the open sinkhole.

Hyper realistic dreams/nightmares. Especially if they involve you dying.
I have really weird ways of dying in my dreams. At least two dreams where I came across my own dead body.

A handful where I have killed myself, but not in like a suicidal way. One I was walking through mist/blizzard/ash all cloudy and blowing armed with a knife and I see this tall figure up ahead also armed with a knife. We get into a knife fight and I realize the person trying to kill me that I'm also trying kill IS ME. Another where everything is green-cast like night vision and I end up in a gunfight, alongside actual professional soldiers, but then the attackers come charging out of the woodline and I shoot this guy as he stumbles over the dirt berm we are behind; his body falls beside me and I see my own dead face staring back at me.
The wierdest was where I was chasing someone in a pine forest with rolling hills. I'm holding some old-timey 1-shot rifle, and we both come to crest different hills (across a gulley) at the same time, I draw my gun and shoot him right as he shoots someone in front of him while someone behind me shoots me. My vision then goes third-person and I see this infinite loop of me shooting me in the back atop infinite rolling pinehills.

I also had one dream that wasn't so much scary, but basically I was driving like an idiot then got in a car crash and died. I came to in this underground bunker where you could see the whole world from the window and there was a man who looked and dressed like a younger version of the Most Interesting Man in the World/Dos Equis guy. He told me that it "wasn't my time yet" and "not to be so reckless", and then teleported me into a hospital bed.
Swimming in deep, natural bodies of water, especially if it's murky or at night. I always imagine bumping into a dead body in the murky water below me.
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Had a dream where I was swimming in murky water with a fog. I feel around and sense there is a dead body in the water. I reach down with my right arm and grab the body's arm, but right then something grabs my left arm.

I wake up and my right hand is gripping my left arm.
The first apartment I moved into had a small door about knee high in the bedroom that was bricked off. It was an old house. I know that sort of thing was common in old houses (i grew up in one that also had a small door that was sealed shut). But THIS door kept on showing up in my dreams. I don't understand why, I wasn't particularly bothered by it when I was awake. I just think it's weird that it kept popping into my head when I slept. When I move out the dreams stopped.
Man I get dreams like this at least once or twice a year.

Always a house with a basement or attic, and always another secret room or passage behind each new room or passage, like a never-ending spiral of extra space where something malicious could be hiding.
 
When I was a kid I would hear random laughing from nowhere in particular.

once, I was visiting my mother and fell asleep on her couch. It was dark and I woke up in the middle of the night because I heard something laughing in the dark. I froze and waited a bit to see if I heard it again and there it was, something fucking laughing in the dark, all low and sinister. I turned on the lights and the laughing was coming from the parrot cage. Mom had a motherfucking African grey parrot that had a habit of snickering in the middle of the damn night. It also liked to mimic moms voice to lure the cat over to it and screech or mock the cat when it got too close to the cage.
 
The possibility of developing Alzheimer's or some other form of dementia when I'm old. I honestly can't imagine a worse hell, and would rather just opt for assisted suicide than live my last days like that.
My great grandmother on my mom's side went mad, my grandma is losing ability to remember, and we believe it too will happen to my mother. Thankfully we are not related by blood, but it is gonna be hard.
 
I used to get sleep paralysis, I would semi-wake up and the monster from the Alien movie would be standing in the corner. Haven't had one of those dreams in years, thank God.

About a year after we moved into our current place, I was sitting on the bed with my two cats. I noticed they were both sitting up staring at something over their heads.
I look up but didn't see anything, yet both of the cats jumped off of the bed and ran out of the room at the same time.
I feel the hair on the back of my neck rise up, so I got out of the room as well.
Later, I tell my husband about it, and he laughs it off.

About two months after that, he gets up in the middle of the night, opens the bedroom to see a little girl standing there.
He blinked and she vanished. We sat up and discussed what we had both seen, and thought that maybe a child died in the house.

But we haven't felt or seen anything strange since then, and the cats still like to hang out in the bedroom.
 
I used to live in a house in the woods, we would regularly see deer, owls and other normal animals right outside. At the back of the house there was a trail going up the hill the house was on, at the end was a clearing with a fire pit.

There were never any incidents up there but it had an incredibly negative vibe, my dad would mow there regularly and he despised the place.

There were never any animal noises there, only wind, I never saw any animals up there either. Animals tend to leave when a predator is nearby so lack of animals is very eerie to the monkey brain.

My sister literally thinks the place is haunted and while I'm not superstitious like that I can understand why she would believe that.
 
Maybe someone can help me find another creepy story. This was something I saw on reddit before reddit was really popular. Someone posted a bunch of images of a dead man that had been found. He was sitting up in his recliner, in a really old and small house in the middle of nowhere. He must have been dead for a while, because he was pretty much bones by the time someone found him. They also found his journal leading up to the days of his death, he was writing about his food intake and if I remember correctly, his final entry was him not feeling like eating. It was one of the creepiest things I saw but I can't find it.



It's not sexist, it's just a fact. Guys are way stronger than women. Mace and knives are better than nothing but also not that great. Women really need to carry a gun if they want to actually level the playing field and have a real chance of surviving.

Okay, I FINALLY found it. This story was not easy to find, even after I had a name and knew what I was looking for. I don't really get why it's not more popular. It is creepy and I remember it being a popular reddit post when I first heard of it. You'd think this would have been a story that gets retold and shared often.

ANYWAY, here is the story, called the Dead Can Man, first posted on 4chan a decade ago. To be clear, there's no confirmation that the story of how the body was found is true, but the photos are real, a man definitely died alone in his house and wasn't found for quite some time. There is reason to believe how he was found is true, since the EXIF data does match up with the date that the OP mentioned. Either way, the photos are creepy and sad.

This story is 100% true. Believe me or not, it happened. This is the first time I’ve posted the full story and all the pictures. It was April or May of 2009. My friend (let’s call him Vinnie) was in from out of town and we decided to drink at about noon. We went to a party store and bought some 40s and just walked around town brown bagging it. We got a call from another friend (Justin) that he and his girlfriend (Kim) were going to drop by. By now it was the early afternoon, and we made it back to my place. I had mentioned to Vinnie that the house next door was condemned; it had a bright pink sign on the front door with CONDEMNED written on it because the garage behind the house was collapsing. I had never seen anyone in or out of that house in the two years I had been living next door to it. I had just assumed it was abounded or got foreclosed upon (we have a lot of foreclosures in Michigan, yes, this is in Michigan).

As kids, we’d always love exploring the woods, and looking for random things. It only seemed fitting that we go into the house and have a look around. We were pretty drunk at this point, and just thought, fuck it lets do this. We went in behind the house, through the partially collapsing garage. The door that went from the garage to the house was locked, but after a while we were able to force it open. To our immediate right was the basement, so we decided to go down there first. We were amazed by the amount of stuff down there; there were so many tools and hardware supplies. In the back of the basement, in its own room, was a large train track set up. It was creepy.

While we were in the basement, we got a call from Justin and Kim that they had arrived at my house. We came back out the house through the garage again and I grabbed my Nikon. Kim and Justin were pretty pumped about going in and what we discovered, so we went back in and showed them the basement. After looking around, we went back upstairs to the kitchen. Again, there was a lot of stuff in there. A table by in the corner of the room was full of bottles and cans, which we planned on taking after looking around the rest of the house (there is a ten cent deposit for cans in Michigan). We took some time poking around the kitchen. It of course smelled bad in there, but it wasn’t overwhelming. The smell was just that of a musty house. I made the mistake of looking in the refrigerator, and the smell of THAT overwhelmed me from the rotting food that’s smell was being contained until I opened it. There was a door that separated the kitchen from the living room, and I was the first to open it. It was a swinging door, and when I opened it I caught a glance of a figure sitting in a chair facing away from me. All I knew is that someone was in the house and we were trespassing. I quickly turned around and while walking towards the back door I told my friends in a whisper, “shit there is somebody here,” and we all ran out. We went back into my backyard, and I had told them that I saw somebody sitting in a chair in the living room.

My friend Vinnie, who was most likely more drunk than I was, said, “Fuck it man, he has no more of a right to be there than us. It is probably a junkie.” I was not as excited to go back in to confront a squatting junkie, but I was convinced when Justin informed me that he was most likely high as fuck and wouldn’t be able to do shit (Justin had been addicted to heroin for a few years at that point to I trusted his judgment of the situation. He’s clean now). We ended up going back in through the back again, but more quietly this time. When we made it to the kitchen, Vinnie was the first to open the door this time to the living room. The rest of us stood back and just watched him watch the figure in the chair. Vinnie swung the door shut, looked at us, and said, “That’s a dead body.” We all looked at him in shock, as it was obvious that he was serious. We all trickled into the living room and gathered around the body. His skin was black (even though we found out later he was white), and was sitting in a chair facing the front of house. It was obvious that he had been there for a while. The smell near the body was almost unbearable; we needed to cover our mouths and noses with our shirts like respirators. This made Vinnie and I sober up really quickly. There was a complete silence between our group of four while we observed the body. Nobody said a word.

I can’t really tell you what happened next, as it gets kind of foggy from there. The effect of seeing a dead body is a kind of surreal experience. We looked around the rest of the house, upstairs and in other rooms on the ground floor, and eventually found a journal next the body. We flipped through the journal, and, every day he listed what he ate, the temperature, and how much money he made in returning cans that day (which I found strange because there was at least $50 worth of cans sitting in the house). I took some more pictures of the house and of the body (although at the time Vinnie was very opposed to doing this) and we left to go the bar. At some point Kim left and it was just us three, but I remember her taking in the experience quite well, and was not as disturbed by it as much as other girls (some people don’t even want to hear the story let alone see the pictures). We went the bar that night, sat in the back, and just quietly talked about what had happened. After the bar, drunk again, Justin and I went back in the house to check it out one more time. I took some more pictures, and Vinnie and Justin left for the night. I told my roommates about it, and one of them told his girlfriend. She was so disturbed she said she refused to come over until the body was gone. She said if I didn’t call the cops than she would.

The next morning, hung over, I decided that I better call the police. I called my friends to let them know and they made me hold off on doing it until they came over. I waited and called an anonymous tip line when they arrived. When I called the tip line, I simply said that I found a dead body. The operator seemed frazzled and told me to hold the line. She told me multiple times not to hang up. I held the line, and we put on with a detective for our city. I explained what happened, and what the address was. He asked me my name, but I told him he had to be fucking insane if he thought I would be giving my name to him. Right after hanging up we all went to the front porch to wait for the cops to come. Not even a full minute after hanging up the phone, I saw a cop car round the corner with its lights on. We were really surprised by the response time, but it ended up driving by the house. A few minutes later a few cop cars rolled up and asked us if we had seen anyone in our out of the house lately. I told him that I saw nobody near the house in the last two years I had been living there.

The police went in for a while, and a white van showed up. Eventually some girls that lived across the street come over wondering what was going on. The police said they found a body, and we of course acted shocked. They took out the body covered on a stretcher (they must have had a hell of a time prying him from the chair) and also took out a gun that was in the house (the gun was an old style rifle that had been leaning against a wall in the living room). I talked to one of the cops and he said that the guy’s family would have them check up on the guy from time to time to make sure he was doing alight (apparently he wanted nothing to do with the family) but they stopped doing so. He just wanted to be left alone. The only think that we took from the house was the journal he kept. There is a bunch of nice handwriting in it, and it with addresses and such. The first entry was on January 21st stating that the notebook was found in a dumpster. There is also an entry talking about when the power was turned out, and notes to buy oil (there were a bunch of oil burning lamps in the house). The last entry in the journal, May 3rd, says, “Sick- very flu 4 cans. Sick as heck flu can’t eat”. It is eerie. The date matched up with the most current newspaper he had in a pile in the living room.

We decided not to take anything out of respect for him and the family. I know that certain things were worth a lot of money, but I’m not about to be the type of person that loots a dead guy’s house. I figured that the family would come and get the stuff, but they never did. The house ended up being sold, and I saw the people who bought it bring out boxes filled with sheet music, toy trains, etc. The house has since been fixed up and it’s being rented out. I could find no information on either the house or the guy who died even over a year later. I am posting this just to share my experience. This happened in 2009 but I am just now deciding to share it with everyone. I am not trying to make jokes or act like it is a funny story. This guy died alone in his house and was found by strangers over a year after his death. Make jokes if you want, but this guy was alone, and obviously had some problems. R.I.P Jeff

Tried to post images here, but KF is being lame. Here's the only site I could find that has all the full sized images, the other two sites I found only had thumbnails or only 2 fullsized images. Scroll all the way down to make sure you see all of the images.

 
Tried to post images here, but KF is being lame. Here's the only site I could find that has all the full sized images, the other two sites I found only had thumbnails or only 2 fullsized images. Scroll all the way down to make sure you see all of the images.

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I don't know why, but shipwrecks are terrifying to me. I haven't had any bad experience on a boat, but thinking about those giant structures underwater just gives me the creeps
Yeah, I've heard so much that "drowning is a peaceful death". Doubt it. Seeing the water coming on, until the time you can't hold your breath any more must be absolutely terrifying.
 
I used to live in a house in the woods, we would regularly see deer, owls and other normal animals right outside. At the back of the house there was a trail going up the hill the house was on, at the end was a clearing with a fire pit.

There were never any incidents up there but it had an incredibly negative vibe, my dad would mow there regularly and he despised the place.

There were never any animal noises there, only wind, I never saw any animals up there either. Animals tend to leave when a predator is nearby so lack of animals is very eerie to the monkey brain.

My sister literally thinks the place is haunted and while I'm not superstitious like that I can understand why she would believe that.
You don't have any neighbors named Jud, do you?
Or a cat named Church?
Because if you do, I would move. NOW.
 
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I watch guitar videos-
professionals that play, review, and are involved in the music industry. Of course, being artists, they join in on the Spoopiest time of the year.
But ONE video I watched gave me CHILLS.
This musician moved to a Southern metro area- iirc it was New Orleans. Short-term lease on a basement apartment, just a few months until the studio work was finished.
The musician was practicing for a studio take, many late-night sessions to get the piece 100%. 2am, 3am passed by...
Weird things started occurring... the typical. Noises, door slams, cold spots. This guitarist says he thought nothing of it the first night or 2. Sleep was poor, if possible at all.
The third night he stops practicing, turns around to face the room entrance, and stated he could clearly sense another person, an EVIL person, looking straight at him.
From that night onward he was placed in a defensive position of pleading with the 'resident' to allow him to practice, and leave him in peace.
Late night calls to his out-of-state GF, she says it's the pressure of the job. Mind playing tricks, stress, etc...
The next night he drops everything and runs like hell due to the sense of impending evil and doom.
Waits until the sun rises, across the street at a bus stop, looking like hell.
Kind old lady approaches and says "It's your apartment, hun?"
She knew everything that he was going through. Lived across the street for 50+ years, watched the same cycle of renters fly in and run screaming out.
Multiple murders occurred in the apartment, typical horror movie stuff, and the place remains haunted to this day.

I will try to find it on YouTube. The veracity the guitarist gave it made the video terrifying.
 
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