Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

and if anything he just introduced more corruption.

Yeah but now they're going to be corrupt with one another instead of against one another. And isn't that what really matters?

It's love. Sweet, sweet love.

 

[the fall of man]

You might pay a slightly different percentage on those. Oh man. Your life has been fundamentally changed!

Yes, I now have a clear path to retirement. That is fundamental change.

Saudi Arabia vs Yemen is still going on. Afghanistan still has deaths going on. Egypt and Libya are still shit shows

Bahrain and Israel was pretty benign even before his "deal"

“well he didn’t create peace *everywhere*” lol never change HHH

 

[Eris!]

Yes, I now have a clear path to retirement. That is fundamental change.

I don't believe that a marginal tax change made the difference between poverty and wealth for you. I literally just don't believe you. If Hillary Clinton had been elected you'd be in the same boat with some slightly different decorations. You might hear about more dead brown people on the news but that doesn't effect you. That's it.

The president doesn't fucking matter lmao.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

“well he didn’t create peace *everywhere*” lol never change HHH

"He created peace in the middle east!" implies that there is now peace in the middle east. Since there is war in places in the middle east, the middle east doesn't have peace. It's not a difficult concept

 

[Shield Breaker]

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Here's her profile. Archive.

Oh and check out her wonderful bio.

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[Shady Attorney]

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[the fall of man]

"He created peace in the middle east!" implies that there is now peace in the middle east. Since there is war in places in the middle east, the middle east doesn't have peace. It's not a difficult concept

There‘s places in the hat that don’t have rabbits, friend. The entire hat‘s inner space is not solid rabbit.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

There‘s places in the hat that don’t have rabbits, friend. The entire hat‘s inner space is not solid rabbit.

"Peace in the middle east" implies that the middle east is now peaceful. There's always places in an area that doesn't have war. There was no war in Jordan before Trump was president, yet that isn't peace in the Middle East?

 

[Eris!]

"Peace in the middle east" implies that the middle east is now peaceful. There's always places in an area that doesn't have war. There was no war in Jordan before Trump was president, yet that isn't peace in the Middle East?

If there's a war somewhere on earth then there is no peace.
Got it.

 

[LiquidKid]

For all the arguing in the thread, I think we can all agree that the biggest change Trump brought to our lives is the funniest god damn political news cycle in decades. Dewy Vs Truman might have been the last time such laughs were had

 

[гape]

Trump is trying to get the Power of Christ to help him.

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[draggs]

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Yes secret service agents are at such risk considering their age and physical condition.

Dumbasses like this guy are the reason a couple tens of millions of people are going to be fucked over for the next decade because we had to destroy the economy in half the country without even thinking about if maybe we could find a way to handle the wuflu without destroying the economy. But that's not hysterical insanity no not at all. That's science or some bullshit.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If there's a war somewhere on earth then there is no peace.
Got it.

If there is a war, there is not peace on earth. On earth implies the entire planet

 

[Standardized Profile]

If there is a war, there is not peace on earth. On earth implies the entire planet

That's not how that preposition works.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Bahrain and Israel was pretty benign even before his "deal"

You really just cannot give him an inch, can you? Are you seriously saying that the peace deal between the Emirates and Israel isn't a success simply because other Middle Eastern countries are still at war with each other?

If he were to cure breast cancer, you'd shake your head and say "but all the other cancers still exist." It's still more than anything Bush or Obama accomplished.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

What always gets me tilted is that the redneck working class MAGA crowd that support him so fervently are the same people he would happily fuck over to line his pockets and those of his buddies.

As it stands, they're roughly in a symbiotic relationship where that wouldn't be good to do. They trust him to, at bare minimum, slightly more than ostensibly represent their interests and piss off the opposition that deride their interests and very being-- they're not inclined to believe anyone from the Democratic party (and even from the Republican party) could do better than Trump, and there's a good chance they're right. On the flip side, he needs them to retain his own power.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You really just cannot give him an inch, can you? Are you seriously saying that the peace deal between the Emirates and Israel isn't a success simply because other Middle Eastern countries are still at war with each other?

If he were to cure breast cancer, you'd shake your head and say "but all the other cancers still exist." It's still more than anything Bush or Obama accomplished.

It's great he did that peace deal, but that doesn't mean "peace in the middle east" now exists

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Just because Trump is old and fat doesn't mean he will die, just that he is at higher risk; but the odds of such are still under 10%. Same goes for "muh long term effeckts".


I also know Trump doesn't care about me and I don't care.
I don't need a government who "cares" about me, I need a government who leaves me the fuck alone.
The last administration who "cared" about me made me pay a fine at tax season for being uninsured.

 

[the fall of man]

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That’s like a ten foot tall Jesus

 

[Shield Breaker]

Again, with all the factors considered, he's at or below a 5% chance of dying from the Kung Flu. Long-term complications are possible, even somewhat likely.

So, is it realistic to be worried about the President's confidence right now, when the illness is still early? Sure. 5% is a higher risk than the typical chances of other causes of fatality for the President, such as assasination, plane/car crash, and stupid luck. A meteor miraculously splattering Trump is a non-zero probability.

So I guess it's depends on how you think of applied probability. Would you trust a plane with a 5% chance of crashing? I wouldn't, myself. Would you invest all your money in a company with a 95% chance of making massive returns? I would, myself.

It's more realistic to be 1%. His age group is so high because of long term care patients.