Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Imaging being this much of a weak pussy
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No screens but a little birdie told me the reason for this is because Riley is looking for a place to stay again and is about to be on the streets.
He gets sensitive when people make fun of his inability to keep a roof over his head.
I'm sure his GF is loving living out of a car.
Funny this lines up with the Digi move.
Looks like they were shacked up together, but again no confirmation.

Real brave to throw shit, then cower when that shit begins rolling downhill back on you.
How long until another GoFundMeScam cosigned by Daddy Dax?
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
Imaging being this much of a weak pussy
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No screens but a little birdie told me the reason for this is because Riley is looking for a place to stay again and is about to be on the streets.
He gets sensitive when people make fun of his inability to keep a roof over his head.
I'm sure his GF is loving living out of a car.
Funny this lines up with the Digi move.
Looks like they were shacked up together, but again no confirmation.

Real brave to throw shit, then cower when that shit begins rolling downhill back on you.
How long until another GoFundMeScam cosigned by Daddy Dax?
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Isnt this the guy who was tough guy posting saying how hard he was for being homeless and shit like that.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
I always thought Creedmore was built for long range shooting? Maybe not the best choice for blasting your way out of urban hell. Are ranges even open in Cali currently?
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In my comunity of hunters there was some minor rumbling about the creedmore 6,5 vs the traditonal 6.5x55. Mostly that there are a lot more new rifles made for the creedmore caliber.

I heard that its wiping the floor with the competion in competetive shooting.
It kicks very little and is very accurate and my murican friends are all talking about how its very compatible with the arplattform but i honestly have no idea what that means.
 
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Kenobi said:
In my comunity of hunters there was some minor rumbling about the creedmore 6,5 vs the traditonal 6.5x55. Mostly that there are a lot more new rifles made for the creedmore caliber.

I heard that its wiping the floor with the competion in competetive shooting.
It kicks very little and is very accurate and my murican friends are all talking about how its very compatible with the arplattform but i honestly have no idea what that means.
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It's based on a necked down .308, so fits nicely in an AR-10 platform or a short-action bolt gun. Shoots nice and flat and there seems to be plenty of accuracy potential if handloading. But I doubt that's the kind of autism Dax is interested in. Most likely he intends to take it along to shoot at far away stuff while drunk and high in the woods.
NeoGAF Lurker said:
WATP is nothing but wasted potential. There are a lot of bad podcasts to laugh at but their research is limited to only listening to a couple episodes. So they miss all kinds of great shit to laugh at but that involves putting in effort, which they’re not interested in doing. For a free podcast, that’s okay but fuckin’ lol if they think that deserves any actual money. Little wonder that they’re in Maddax’s periphery of low effort grifters.
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Admittedly only about half their podcast covers the 'podcast of the week'- the rest is crowdsourced from fans autistically monitoring Patrick Michael and Opie. So it still has that kind of 'ongoing feud against _______' vibe going on. And some of their episodes have really killed it- the cuck, bestiality, and Christy Love episodes stick out as excellent.
 
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Bad Take Crucifier said:
Truck of peace. :story: I also want to add: Chinese hate the Islamic DEEPLY, and don't vacation in Sweden or any tiny, 10 million population "enriched country" like they do (used to) in Italy, Australia, and America.
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Can't speak for Sweden, but Denmark gets gets a ton of Chinese tourists every year, (and as an aside they seem obsessed with Hans Christian Andersen). They are the fucking worst. You know how the Japanese are always super polite and respectful? Chinese tourists are the opposite of this.
 
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I think my opinion of Dick has slowly shifted from “normie who happens to be a bit fringe” to “absolute spaz who happens to be a bit normie”.
I still find him funny and entertaining, but now for slightly different reasons. He’s the kind of guy I call a Brilliant Retard. Like, he’s clearly clever enough to get by, he has skills that he’s pretty good at (music, finances, comedic enough to make money at it, stuff like that), and he seems to be able to get along with others pretty easy. But the retardation comes in with trying to capitalize on things he’s not good at. Relationships, writing consistently, debating (depending on your point of view), and trying to be someone a lot cooler than he actually is. He’s mainly popular because he could use one of the most insane dramas of recent Internet and Maddox just didn’t. I still think Maddox is just to autistic to grasp that, and that he would have more supporters if he didn’t sue and just told his story.
Also, a side note that’s probably optimistic. I think the weird rape guy who called in was one of those interviews where Dick and Sean started to realize something was off about the guy. I haven’t relistened to it, so I could be misremembering that.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
He gets sensitive when people make fun of his inability to keep a roof over his head.
I'm sure his GF is loving living out of a car.
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lol i thought he made mad money and dick wasn't even the tip of it? does he just blow it all on drugs? I wonder if mint salad got hooked and now she can't leave him because he's also her dealer.
 
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Null said:
lol i thought he made mad money and dick wasn't even the tip of it? does he just blow it all on drugs? I wonder if mint salad got hooked and now she can't leave him because he's also her dealer.
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There aren’t a lot of jobs out there that make mad money for a retarded 20 year old like Riley. He’d be too stupid to be anything other than the lowest level of drug dealer, which usually end up making about minimum wage, probably less since he’s the type to get high on his own supply.

Paddy O' Furniture said:
I found this on the ground the other day, you think it's related?

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This is obviously fake as Dax was a member way before 2007.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
There aren’t a lot of jobs out there that make mad money for a retarded 20 year old like Riley. He’d be too stupid to be anything other than the lowest level of drug dealer, which usually end up making about minimum wage, probably less since he’s the type to get high on his own supply.



This is obviously fake as Dax was a member way before 2007.
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Anything before 2006 seemed off, but anything later was wrong. Oh well.
 
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I would say whatever year he turned 18, if NAMBLA existed as a group, he would have joined up. Hell he could have been a member, on the boy side of the group long before that though, so...
 
Has anyone considered updating his tvtropes page? I was wandering around that cesspit of a site and saw that him and Digibro have pages. The pedo/loli shit isn’t brought up in either and Dick’s looks like it hasn’t been touched in a few years.

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Low level alogging im gonna start counting the amount of refences he makes to maddox starting from today.
1: https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1312172381012598784
After the Rittenhouse fiasco, i guess dax is trying to win back his libertarian audience?
Cause we sure as shit know hes not gonna defend his home with it and hes too much of suburbanite to hunt.
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Hate to double post, but isn’t the Ruger PRS a bolt gun, and an overpriced one at that? I stop by my local store sometimes while I’m out and a ruger bolt action chambered in 6.5 creedmoor was around 400 dollars and didn’t look like the bastard lovechild of what I’d imagine a modern sniper rifle looks like in my head and a Barrett M82. I could get a Springfield M1A, a semiautomatic, in that chambering for the MSRP Ruger has on their site. Seems like a lot of money for something I’m sure he has little idea of how to use. I can’t imagine that booty-eating fuck hunting. Granted, I also live somewhere that isn’t a fucking rathole. If you’re going to post about guns you should take Josh’s advice and move somewhere that doesn’t fuck you in the ass like Marie does you with a strapon.
 
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