Fatal Walter
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Oct 23, 2019
I think that one giving the whole account of some Christian cop cockblocking him might be one of the best Lucas videos of all time. You'd think it was a parody if you didn't know better.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
- Thread starter SpacePanther
- Start date
- Joined
- Dec 13, 2019
Indeed, it's an instant classic. I admit I thought Lucas was always kind of taking the piss with his telomerase bullshit, but no. He is that far gone.
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2019
And on this note, it's almost 2am and my dumb ass has to be up at 5:30 for work, it's off to bed for me.
- Joined
- Nov 11, 2016
I love the way Werner acts like- or maybe believes- that somehow he taught the security guard a 'lesson' by getting himself thrown out.
We all know that Werner is exactly the kind of person that belongs in a mental institution for the betterment of society. We don't do that anymore, but society still doesn't want to deal with these nutbags. Nobody wants to be walking down the street and have to pass by a screaming maniac. So instead of the more reasonable route where he might have access to treatment, he's going to end up being institutionalized via the only method left- prison.
It starts the way we've seen- multiple citations or minor infractions. The only unusual thing about it is that cops have to deal with lots of homeless people and the nuisances they create. So when one starts getting tagged multiple times, it's a sign. He goes to court and gets a slap on the wrist... then another. But eventually he starts going in front of the same judge again and again. Or he doesn't and gets warrants. Either way, it's a sign that he's entering the criminal justice spiral where he'll get thrown in county lockup for a few months, released, and repeat.
Might be the best thing for him. Not good but it sounds like he's burned a lot of bridges and winter is coming.
We all know that Werner is exactly the kind of person that belongs in a mental institution for the betterment of society. We don't do that anymore, but society still doesn't want to deal with these nutbags. Nobody wants to be walking down the street and have to pass by a screaming maniac. So instead of the more reasonable route where he might have access to treatment, he's going to end up being institutionalized via the only method left- prison.
It starts the way we've seen- multiple citations or minor infractions. The only unusual thing about it is that cops have to deal with lots of homeless people and the nuisances they create. So when one starts getting tagged multiple times, it's a sign. He goes to court and gets a slap on the wrist... then another. But eventually he starts going in front of the same judge again and again. Or he doesn't and gets warrants. Either way, it's a sign that he's entering the criminal justice spiral where he'll get thrown in county lockup for a few months, released, and repeat.
Might be the best thing for him. Not good but it sounds like he's burned a lot of bridges and winter is coming.
JuniperFalls
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Nov 9, 2018
It's supposed to get down to 47 degrees in Spokane tonight, and I doubt Lucas will spend any of his money on sensible things like an all-weather sleeping bag.
- Joined
- Nov 5, 2014
Can anyone confirm if this is a screenshot of a troll post or did Lucas actually say it and now he’s backpedaling to save face? Honestly surprised Lucas didn’t delete this immediately from his page
WonderWino
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
Come on now, he doesn't need an all weather sleeping bag. If he can't get a spot at a shelter he'll revert to his animal instincts, using his overabundance of telomerase and shredded up newspapers to build himself a telomere nest to hibernate in. He'll do the same thing if he ever gets thrown in a psych ward permanently. It'll be just like this
ApteryxOwenii said:
Oh he believes it, you can be certain of that. Either because he truly believes it or because he has convinced himself thats the case to rationalize how it totally wasn't his creepy insane behavior that got him thrown out of the shelter. The funny thing is this is an almost identical incident to the one that got him thrown out the last time with the hair dresser. Only instead of another hobo cockblocking him it was the cop stepping in to protect her that is cockblocking him. You'd think he would have learned from that, but then again he never learns from anything. Frankly he should be grateful that all they did was kick him out. Going off the guard the way he says he did is a good way to get them to call the cops and have his ass arrested
Rogowski said:
The post is legit, it was literally on lucas's account and posted by him. Goldy called him out for it in one of the podcast episodes and put lucas on the spot. He got real agitated and defensive and made up some crackpot story about jason purva somehow having gained access to his account and making that post, despite the fact he left it there for six years and only deleted it when goldy reminded him of its existence. The fact that he is acting like he has never seen that post before while claiming its a 'troll account talking shit' speaks for itself. Hes trying to memory hole that and he wouldn't do that, especially after being confronted with it in a way that was indisputably proven to have been on his page, unless he was deliberately hiding the truth because he knows he posted it
- Joined
- Apr 17, 2020
What a shocker, Lucas got kicked out for being an incel. Hopefully it's a long term ban again because he really deserves it and there's plenty of people who actually deserve the resources wasted on him. I'd wait a little longer to do another Golden USB episode as he's clearly going to do another stupid thing to get in trouble. This is why I have no sympathy towards people interfering. He does the most damage by himself. Nobody here actually managed to get him banned, at least not this homeless saga. It's all because he's such an irredeemable cunt and actually takes pride in it. Hoping for another Walter Fate video when the new college saga starts as we know he hate watches
- Joined
- Jul 24, 2019
Seems Wern is more than making up for a month of silence.
Imagine, after all this time, still thinking that initiating a conversation with a woman about the quality of your sperm is the ideal way to make a connection? Especially after repeated attempts that have clearly shown it’s not a good idea. This brick wall he has been beating his head against for years is going to crumble down on his bloody head and kill him soon. His aggressiveness is continuing to rise in proportion to his frustration in not attaining his goal. Now being stuck out on the streets on freezing cold Spokane nights is going to add to it.
Way to go, Wern.
LeeLoo
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Apr 22, 2020
Could not have said it better. Irredeemable cunt is a dead on balls accurate description of him. The fact that there are so many people who can’t afford college classes, while resources are wasted on this wretched sack of shit infuriates me.
I hope to hell he is talking out of his dirty ass about going back to school, and SCC did not let him back on the tax payer dime,
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2019
It's real, and it gets so much worse in the comments; I didn't screenshot them all as he eventually started rambling on about how psych meds are genocide but, uh, take the rest of these admissions of wanting to fuck kids, being a self proclaimed pedophile, and allegedly having had a 17 year old girlfriend as you will. He also offers to get vicodin "if you want" to someone in the comments, so he can add failed dealer to the list of jobs he couldn't keep.
https://www.facebook.com/olympiaatheist/posts/10204389442308465 is friends only but screenshots (and I left the URL in so his bitch ass can't say it's from a fake page) aren't playing this morning.
Attachments
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2018
The cow just posted another video in the dark. He is wearing his mask outside. And it has been brought up before, but seriously, Lucas has no idea when to wear the mask. His indoor videos he almost never has his mask on, but randomly wears them outside. I wonder if when he was telling the pretty girl about his telomeres and sperm if he was wearing a mask?
In this video he said that his buddies should "roll him a chick". The dumbass just lost his housing and is stuck outside and all he can think about is how someone should bring him a woman, because he is plenty good.
In this video he said that his buddies should "roll him a chick". The dumbass just lost his housing and is stuck outside and all he can think about is how someone should bring him a woman, because he is plenty good.
WonderWino
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
After reading what he said about the 17 year old it sounds like it has all the hallmarks of a situation lucas invented in his own mind. Particularly how shes a 'bad girl with a perfect 3.0 GPA' despite being a total slut, smoking, drinking like a fish and getting kicked out of her house. Nobody like that would ever or has ever wanted to have anything to do with lucas. There is no way he even would have met such a person in the first place. You can also add the 'I was going to donate bone marrow cause of her dad! her sisters and friends all like me!' which is also obvious bullshit and the weird shit about how he could have had her because she was closing her eyes when he did or some such nonsense. I have no idea what he was even trying to say there
Hell even the shit he flat out makes up to brag makes him sound like a creep
Also I like his 'I was even denied access to mental health wards based on the fact my opinion disagrees with their opinion!' (translation: 'I cartman level tard raged and left because they tried to medicate me and wanted me to stay there despite the fact I told them i'm totally not mentally ill')
and I can't believe he actually non ironically said 'bah humbug'
- Joined
- Jun 9, 2016
isn't GPA on a scale of 0 to 4? i maintained a 3.8 through most of highschool and college.
WonderWino
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Dec 17, 2019
Indeed it is, which if anything shows how much of an idiot lucas is that he doesn't know that
- Joined
- Aug 3, 2020
neutral grandpa
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 14, 2020
Amazing posts over the weekend by Lucas; some of his funniest and most pathetic ever. The saddest/scariest part is that after all his problems this year, after being homeless for close to 9 months his top priority is still to impregnate an 18 year old. It doesnt matter that hes 40 years old and has absolutely nothing to offer any girl or the world in general. It will just be continued stabs in the dark begging for sex while sleeping on the street or in a shelter until the day he dies (which may not be that far off)
- Joined
- Mar 7, 2020
He sounds hoarse in his latest video. Too much screaming and crying after being denied his bum cot no doubt.
- Joined
- Aug 9, 2020
I'm curious where this downward spiral is going to lead Lucas. He said he was proud of himself. Allegedly for standing up to that security guard (that's a big step for his submissive ass) but I really think he meant for actually approaching a woman as he did. He's realizing now though that every time he approaches a female it ends in ridicule or repercussion. He's doubling down more than ever on the notion that others should "roll him a chick".
His next move from here is really gonna be entertaining if he doesn't just end back up at HOC somehow. A smarter hobo would move on to another place, maybe down south since it's about to get cold. Find another shelter in a different city. I've always predicted that Lucas would eventually become that ragman posted up by the trash cans on the street corner reaking of piss and talking to himself. There's a good chance that's about to become a reality.
His next move from here is really gonna be entertaining if he doesn't just end back up at HOC somehow. A smarter hobo would move on to another place, maybe down south since it's about to get cold. Find another shelter in a different city. I've always predicted that Lucas would eventually become that ragman posted up by the trash cans on the street corner reaking of piss and talking to himself. There's a good chance that's about to become a reality.
- Joined
- Jun 25, 2013
Lucas has a history of sacrificing his housing to make hopeless passes at baes. He is delightfully numb to consequences. If he were capable of performing a cost-benefit analysis, and recognizing that he had a 100% chance of being kicked out of a shelter for telling a bae about the "potential of his balls and dna," and a . 1% chance of getting a date, he wouldn't care about the odds.
He has been banned from a homeless shelter for harassing a volunteer hair dresser. He was banned from Pioneer for harassing his neighbors. Now he's been banned from HoC for harassing a nurse, and "standing up" to a security guard.
Are there any homeless shelters left on Spokane to be kicked out of?
He has been banned from a homeless shelter for harassing a volunteer hair dresser. He was banned from Pioneer for harassing his neighbors. Now he's been banned from HoC for harassing a nurse, and "standing up" to a security guard.
Are there any homeless shelters left on Spokane to be kicked out of?