Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[Jon Conroy]

"He was very very timid and held back, only things I was comfortable with and made sure I knew that."

Man, even when he was on the hunt for barely legal puss he was all nice and fatherly about it.

You don't think Ryan is one of those Daddy Doms do you? He did talk about Dom.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

It wouldn't be so bad if all the skeletons in Rooster Teeths closet didn't form a conga line and burst out to the horror of everyone.

This is the skeleton war I would like to fund.

 

[Cactuar King]

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In slight fairness to RT, wasn't their "treatment of Mica" just not White Knighting her hard enough after she was made fun of for a dumb statement she made?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

That seems to be their M.O. when it comes to firing people now. According to their former lead animator, Shane Newville, they did exactly the same thing to him around a year after the death of Monty Oum, when they called him into work, had "the one guy he still trusted" (his words - I think he's likely referring to either Blaine Gibson or Barbara Dunkleman, but that's pure conjecture) ask him for his laptop in order to do "maintenance," and then immediately fired him once the files for all his work had been removed from the computer. Here's an archived version of the Google Doc - the company vehemently denies everything detailed in the document, but Kathleen Zulech (who voiced Tex in Red VS Blue) and Monty's wife Sheena asserted that it was all true.

While people seem wary of Sheena's intentions, I feel like Kathleen has no reason to lie in Shane's favor, since she was an independent contractor and hadn't been working for RT in years by that point. So hearing that they did the same thing to Joel that they did to Shane years earlier comes as no surprise to me.

Cowards can't just bring someone into an office and say "Bruh, pack your shit"

 

[BigDuckEnergy]

I'm not one for doing petty internet bullshit but there are some choice morons claiming the Kovic pictures are fake because the tattoo is on the opposite arm that i feel it is my moral duty to dust off the ol' twitter account in preparation of rubbing it in their faces when the eventual public apology is released.

Any top hats will be justified

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

I can't say that I am surprised by this. Each day, I become more and more convinced that the only video game Youtuber out there who is not a weirdo-sex-pervert is the AVGN.

Him and Ross. Ross seems too autistic (in the good way) to be a sex pest. Lazy as fuck though, but I can respect that.

 

[JimiHendrix]

you ever think about the fact Ryan Haywood may have sent shit to a minor/has been fucking his younger fans and this all comes out a day after Sakurai reveals the minecraft shit in smash, which has an alternate costume, that Ryan has used in minecraft for years to the point fans associate it with being him?

i'm just saying...life is circular....

 

[Dopey Cunt]

https://archive.vn/Zu731

In another conversation, she reportedly said alcohol gave her the confidence she needed (presumably to send him pictures of herself), and he replied, "You look great . If I wasn't a married father I'd be all over you."

*gag*

Reading that made me physically ill. I imagine the catfisher was also throwing up in their mouth during all this.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I'm not one for doing petty internet bullshit but there are some choice morons claiming the Kovic pictures are fake because the tattoo is on the opposite arm that i feel it is my moral duty to dust off the ol' twitter account in preparation of rubbing it in their faces when the eventual public apology is released.

Any top hats will be justified

If that's the best that can be mustered the damage control is as unimpressive and ineffectual as Adam's schlong.

Apparently they don't "fucking love science" enough to realize how cameras work.

 

[BigDuckEnergy]

*gag*
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Reading that made me physically ill. I imagine the catfisher was also throwing up in their mouth during all this.

If you need alcohol to be confident in posting your nudes, you're probably not attractive. Haywood risking everything for some chubby little teen mong.

If that's the best that can be mustered the damage control is as unimpressive and ineffectual as Adam's schlong.

Apparently they don't "fucking love science" enough to realize how cameras work.

People legit trying to explain it to them and just being met with the stupidest shit back. Not posting any caps here though as i might join in and it might be easy for you creepy fucks to figure out which is me if i do.

 

[JesusChristSuperstar]

You don't think Ryan is one of those Daddy Doms do you? He did talk about Dom.

I don't know what you're referring to when you say "he did talk about Dom" but him and the rest of RT jokingly played into how they knew fans found him an attractive dad alot. Like here's a tweet that's now aged poorly in hindsight

https://twitter.com/AchievementHunt/status/1186017038122266627

[archive]

And there was Fiona's webshow This So Internet (one of the many forgettable podcasts/talk shows RT's trying to plug the ship with) where they had Ryan do a thirsty tweet read. Tons of stuff like that over the years. If anyone in the company even caught a whiff of Ryan's behavior before now and didn't say anything it looks extra bad on them. I hope everything alluding to Ryan's attractiveness becomes part of RT's media purge because that would be funny as hell.

And I mean look at what the girl who had the tattoo of a Ryan quote that was posted upthread said when people gave her shit.

I would bet every single girl Ryan got with had daddy issues up the WAZOO. I know it'd be a pretty safe bet with any groupie of a (e)celeb, but I'd bet an extra large amount of money in this case. If he did Daddy Dom shit it would probably be because the girls asked for it. Shout out to the gorls lurking this thread that didn't get it in.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

And there was Fiona's webshow This So Internet (one of the many forgettable podcasts/talk shows RT's trying to plug the ship with) where they had Ryan do a thirsty tweet read. Tons of stuff like that over the years. If anyone in the company even caught a whiff of Ryan's behavior before now and didn't say anything it looks extra bad on them. I hope everything alluding to Ryan's attractiveness becomes part of RT's media purge because that would be funny as hell.

Oh man I completely forgot about those videos! Yet again in the series of things that have not aged well!
...I would post a YouTub embed here
BUT GUESS WHAT VIDEOS GOT TAKEN DOWN FROM BOTH YOUTUBE AND THE RT WEBSITE?
If you guessed "The videos where the AH crew read tweets from young women thirsting over Ryan," you'd be correct!
Here's the playlist! Note the privated videos
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTur7oukosPEY8_BUZN_Hi6tNFoEhyB0c
And here's the reddit threads confirming the existence of the videos, with people commenting on them, and even has a bot posting the descriptions!
https://www.reddit.com/r/roostertee...is_just_internet_wwiii_memes_and_ryans_dirty/
This Just Internet: WWIII Memes and Ryan's Dirty Tweets - #2
Fiona along with Trevor, Alfredo, and Ryan dive into the chaos that is WW3 Memes, Read Thirsty Tweets, and look into AH Community Memes on today's episode of This Just Internet!

https://www.reddit.com/r/roostertee..._just_internet_ah_reads_thirsty_ryans_tweets/
This Just Internet: AH Reads Thirsty Ryan's Tweets - This Just Internet
It's the season finale of This Just Internet! We revisit some of our favorite segments!

Edit: Fixed fucked up formatting

 

[ChoChoTwister]

Sounds like he's going to get the boot tomorrow, since they're "destroying" things.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I don't know what you're referring to when you say "he did talk about Dom" but him and the rest of RT jokingly played into how they knew fans found him an attractive dad alot. Like here's a tweet that's now aged poorly in hindsight

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https://twitter.com/AchievementHunt/status/1186017038122266627

[archive]

And there was Fiona's webshow This So Internet (one of the many forgettable podcasts/talk shows RT's trying to plug the ship with) where they had Ryan do a thirsty tweet read. Tons of stuff like that over the years. If anyone in the company even caught a whiff of Ryan's behavior before now and didn't say anything it looks extra bad on them. I hope everything alluding to Ryan's attractiveness becomes part of RT's media purge because that would be funny as hell.

And I mean look at what the girl who had the tattoo of a Ryan quote that was posted upthread said when people gave her shit.
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I would bet every single girl Ryan got with had daddy issues up the WAZOO. I know it'd be a pretty safe bet with any groupie of a (e)celeb, but I'd bet an extra large amount of money in this case. If he did Daddy Dom shit it would probably be because the girls asked for it. Shout out to the gorls lurking this thread that didn't get it in.

"I made a horrible mistake getting this permanently inked on my body but just kidding this is YOUR FAULT

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

I wanted to give them benefit of the doubt but....I'm broken.......I just hope not everyone there in RT is such an idiot.....
Well maybe I'm the idiot hoping everyone is what my rose colored glasses show...

Alrighty there buddy.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

IF they are DFEign Ryan's existence, the Lets Play videos will likely get nuked.

I saw mention on one of these RT discussions somebody linked to, I think it was a /b/ thread where someone made an archive backup of the Lets Play and RT channels.

Does anyone know where those links are?

 

[Garm]

This is the skeleton war I would like to fund.

The "digging up Rooster Teeth Skeletons" or "build animatronic skeletons wearing funny hats" part?

Fuck, I may have just talked myself into buying a Necron army.

I'm not one for doing petty internet bullshit but there are some choice morons claiming the Kovic pictures are fake because the tattoo is on the opposite arm that i feel it is my moral duty to dust off the ol' twitter account in preparation of rubbing it in their faces when the eventual public apology is released.

Any top hats will be justified

Fire at will. RT's White Knights have it coming at this point.

I don't know what you're referring to when you say "he did talk about Dom" but him and the rest of RT jokingly played into how they knew fans found him an attractive dad alot. Like here's a tweet that's now aged poorly in hindsight

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https://twitter.com/AchievementHunt/status/1186017038122266627

[archive]

And there was Fiona's webshow This So Internet (one of the many forgettable podcasts/talk shows RT's trying to plug the ship with) where they had Ryan do a thirsty tweet read. Tons of stuff like that over the years. If anyone in the company even caught a whiff of Ryan's behavior before now and didn't say anything it looks extra bad on them. I hope everything alluding to Ryan's attractiveness becomes part of RT's media purge because that would be funny as hell.

And I mean look at what the girl who had the tattoo of a Ryan quote that was posted upthread said when people gave her shit.
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I would bet every single girl Ryan got with had daddy issues up the WAZOO. I know it'd be a pretty safe bet with any groupie of a (e)celeb, but I'd bet an extra large amount of money in this case. If he did Daddy Dom shit it would probably be because the girls asked for it. Shout out to the gorls lurking this thread that didn't get it in.

Somebody had to know. Ryan disappeared after a panel, Ryan left the bar early, etc.

Same with Michael Quinn. Somebody had to have an inkling something was wrong.

Unless RT is completely staffed by oblivious idiots.

IF they are DFEign Ryan's existence, the Lets Play videos will likely get nuked.

I saw mention on one of these RT discussions somebody linked to, I think it was a /b/ thread where someone made an archive backup of the Lets Play and RT channels.

Does anyone know where those links are?

That will be interesting since that is going to be 2/3rd (or a lot) of their content at this point. Won't be much left of RT to keep.

 

[Kovic's Work Buttplug]

God, I can't imagine being Kovic and having to sit through conversations fighting to keep his job and not knowing exactly what the other people saw. Jizzing in my underwear? Shoving various objects in my ass? Pathetic need for female validation?

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

This is the skeleton war I would like to fund.

I'm a fucking SKELETON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZUWvPTx7xY

 

[lolwut]

Somebody had to know. Ryan disappeared after a panel, Ryan left the bar early, etc.

Ryan doesn't drink (or at least seems to have convinced his coworkers he doesn't. All of his claims are up in the air at this point, I guess), and with his fatherly public persona could probably pretty easily play off any attempts to get away from the others as going home to take care of his kids (or facetime them if he's across the country at a con).

That being said, I still think you're right. Just I also think the number of people who knew is very small.

Fuck, I may have just talked myself into buying a Necron army.

Green Stuff them funny hats and post pics in the 40K thread.