Infected Brian "Pleasureman" Uecker's My Posting Career & Ashley Hutsell Jankowski - racist nerd hating Something Awful spin-off forum (feat. Insane Fat Catlady Stalker Chimping Out)

[Dan Abrams]

They're there and not here because despite its history SA is mostly sort of normal middle aged people and anyone sane can smell your nut stink from a million miles away and threads here are loaded with embarrassing flagrant use of racial slurs from not very bright awkward people nobody wants to interact with. You're unpleasantly convinced you're the cleverest guy ever by posting things like you "hope the chucklefuck slore got it up the ass from x event" etc. which everyone fucking hates and avoids if possible. There's something obviously wrong with you in an aggressive and off-putting way, like a rabid animal everyone's just allowing to foam and spastically flip around because they don't want to personally do anything about it. Hope this was helpful in your attempts to unravel the mystery.

Normal and sane: signing up to post this

 

[White Devil]

They're there and not here because despite its history SA is mostly sort of normal middle aged people and anyone sane can smell your nut stink from a million miles away and threads here are loaded with embarrassing flagrant use of racial slurs from not very bright awkward people nobody wants to interact with. You're unpleasantly convinced you're the cleverest guy ever by posting things like you "hope the chucklefuck slore got it up the ass from x event" etc. which everyone fucking hates and avoids if possible. There's something obviously wrong with you in an aggressive and off-putting way, like a rabid animal everyone's just allowing to foam and spastically flip around because they don't want to personally do anything about it. Hope this was helpful in your attempts to unravel the mystery.

SA is filled with everything but normal adults you delusional nigger.

 

[pwnest injun]

Is this what it feels like to be epically owned by someone who is totally able to discern reality?? Excuse me while I self terminate.

 

[DisobedientLupus]

They're there and not here because despite its history SA is mostly sort of normal middle aged people and anyone sane can smell your nut stink from a million miles away and threads here are loaded with embarrassing flagrant use of racial slurs from not very bright awkward people nobody wants to interact with. You're unpleasantly convinced you're the cleverest guy ever by posting things like you "hope the chucklefuck slore got it up the ass from x event" etc. which everyone fucking hates and avoids if possible. There's something obviously wrong with you in an aggressive and off-putting way, like a rabid animal everyone's just allowing to foam and spastically flip around because they don't want to personally do anything about it. Hope this was helpful in your attempts to unravel the mystery.

lol, niggers tongue my anus

 

[Hastur]

I noticed your absence.

That's nice, I didn't think of you at all

I'm really fucking happy you don't find me attractive

Please shut up and stop talking about me, my husband or my family who you know nothing about just because OOK EEK SCREE

No, you brought this on yourself, and your husband is a pathetic weak "man" (citation needed) that clearly tolerates your insanity and slovenliness because he has given up on life. He's a gimp and a failure and deserves every bit of contempt coming his way, as do you

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

They're there and not here because despite its history SA is mostly sort of normal middle aged people and anyone sane can smell your nut stink from a million miles away and threads here are loaded with embarrassing flagrant use of racial slurs from not very bright awkward people nobody wants to interact with. You're unpleasantly convinced you're the cleverest guy ever by posting things like you "hope the chucklefuck slore got it up the ass from x event" etc. which everyone fucking hates and avoids if possible. There's something obviously wrong with you in an aggressive and off-putting way, like a rabid animal everyone's just allowing to foam and spastically flip around because they don't want to personally do anything about it. Hope this was helpful in your attempts to unravel the mystery.

Hello, and welcome to the Farms. You're here forever. I'd love to engage more, but first I wanted to check up on something. Are you currently feeling an intense, gnawing urge to start screaming that the site is run by a pedophile and every user is part of a 48-year old virgin pedophile army?

It's nothing necessarily against you personally, nor even against every member of the Something Awful community. We just have, shall we say, a very delightful frequent flyer in this thread.

 

[Dyn]

SA is mostly sort of normal middle aged people

Ruining an otherwise entirely-correct post with this. What a shame.

 

[Elbe]

They're there and not here because despite its history SA is mostly sort of normal middle aged people and anyone sane can smell your nut stink from a million miles away and threads here are loaded with embarrassing flagrant use of racial slurs from not very bright awkward people nobody wants to interact with. You're unpleasantly convinced you're the cleverest guy ever by posting things like you "hope the chucklefuck slore got it up the ass from x event" etc. which everyone fucking hates and avoids if possible. There's something obviously wrong with you in an aggressive and off-putting way, like a rabid animal everyone's just allowing to foam and spastically flip around because they don't want to personally do anything about it. Hope this was helpful in your attempts to unravel the mystery.

Reported for saying the s-word.

 

[wddsfs]

No, you brought this on yourself, and your husband is a pathetic weak "man" (citation needed) that clearly tolerates your insanity and slovenliness because he has given up on life. He's a gimp and a failure and deserves every bit of contempt coming his way, as do you

No one gives a shit about you because you're a sad racist weakling buddy. I brought what on myself, the continued vague background annoyance of being reminded that something as crazy embarrassing and ruined by the internet as you exists as an abject product of an increasingly stupid and deranged society I have to live in? Go message Joshua Moon since you love his project here so much, you're a childish insecure sycophant already being groomed by like ten alt-right freaks at the moment I'm guessing so what's one more publicly shamed pedophile that has some oddly specific thoughts about Jews in your life.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Reported for saying the s-word.

Prior to our newcomer’s post, the word in question was used on this site about five times.

 

[AnOminous]

Prior to our newcomer’s post, the word in question was used on this site about five times.

Even this site's users aren't foul and disgusting enough to use such a vile term very often, unlike the fat and insane Ashley Hutsell Jankowski of Signal Mountain, Tennessee.

 

[SIGSEGV]

They're there and not here because despite its history SA is mostly sort of normal middle aged people and anyone sane can smell your nut stink from a million miles away and threads here are loaded with embarrassing flagrant use of racial slurs from not very bright awkward people nobody wants to interact with. You're unpleasantly convinced you're the cleverest guy ever by posting things like you "hope the chucklefuck slore got it up the ass from x event" etc. which everyone fucking hates and avoids if possible. There's something obviously wrong with you in an aggressive and off-putting way, like a rabid animal everyone's just allowing to foam and spastically flip around because they don't want to personally do anything about it. Hope this was helpful in your attempts to unravel the mystery.

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

 

[Hastur]

No one gives a shit about you because you're a sad racist weakling buddy. I brought what on myself, the continued vague background annoyance of being reminded that something as crazy embarrassing and ruined by the internet as you exists as an abject product of an increasingly stupid and deranged society I have to live in? Go message Joshua Moon since you love his project here so much, you're a childish insecure sycophant already being groomed by like ten alt-right freaks at the moment I'm guessing so what's one more publicly shamed pedophile that has some oddly specific thoughts about Jews in your life.

Boring, didn't read, calm down and lose weight

 

[Emperor Julian]

They're there and not here because despite its history SA is mostly sort of normal middle aged people and anyone sane can smell your nut stink from a million miles away and threads here are loaded with embarrassing flagrant use of racial slurs from not very bright awkward people nobody wants to interact with. You're unpleasantly convinced you're the cleverest guy ever by posting things like you "hope the chucklefuck slore got it up the ass from x event" etc. which everyone fucking hates and avoids if possible. There's something obviously wrong with you in an aggressive and off-putting way, like a rabid animal everyone's just allowing to foam and spastically flip around because they don't want to personally do anything about it. Hope this was helpful in your attempts to unravel the mystery.

Hi I still post on SA, we both know this is a lie. Pretty much everyone there are petty angry bitchy manchildren at best and it's all down hill from there. The forum culture just shifted from edgy posting to hypocritical moral grandstanding since it's easier to an absolute prick if you persuade yourself you're a good person for doing it.

Don't fool yourself you're as obnoxious as you were when you where doing all the shit we do now back in the day. The only differance now is the internet is now toxic in the same way you are so no one notices.

 

[Gibbonz]

Hi I still post on SA, we both know this is a lie. Pretty much everyone there are petty angry bitchy manchildren at best and it's all down hill from there. The forum culture just shifted from edgy posting to hypocritical moral grandstanding since it's easier to an absolute prick if you persuade yourself you're a good person for doing it.

Don't fool yourself you're as obnoxious as you were when you where doing all the shit we do now back in the day. The only differance now is the internet is now toxic in the same way you are so no one notices.

I'm pretty sure normal 29-45 year olds just don't want to read the n word repeated by idiots, making goons vastly more normal than you are.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm pretty sure normal 29-45 year olds just don't want to read the n word repeated by idiots, making goons vastly more normal than you are.

Nigger

 

[elrond hubbard]

I'm pretty sure normal 29-45 year olds just don't want to read the n word repeated by idiots, making goons vastly more normal than you are.

normal 29-45 year olds dont wear dresses and take black market estrogen friend

 

[Gibbonz]

normal 29-45 year olds dont wear dresses and take black market estrogen friend

Modern psychology and biology doesn't really care about your pedestrian Fox news bullshit though, does it.

 

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I'm pretty sure normal 29-45 year olds just don't want to read the n word repeated by idiots, making goons vastly more normal than you are.

No, nigger

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

I'm pretty sure normal 29-45 year olds just don't want to read the n word repeated by idiots, making goons vastly more normal than you are.

I for one am simply grateful that you prefer to post here instead of Something Awful. Domestic abusers like Lowtax should never be platformed or supported. Thank you.