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[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Especially each other. Because to everyone else, they're a mere nuisance.




"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, hard."

So fucking cliched.

That particular photo...like Joe, with THAT FACE and THAT HAIR you’re going to lounge around covered in tats that are the colours of the Buffalo Bill robe talking about how fuckable you are? My god, aren’t you a lit professor, have you never heard the phrase “that writing is just too on the nose”? Lmao literally forever.

Anyway of major troons, Joe is one that I think actually experiences his own “distress” over gender heretics in its purest state with no real inner denial. This is about a sociopathic narcissist whose joy is specifically in exercising control over others. It often is, but many deny it and have worked themselves into tizzies until they genuinely believe their own fake emotional upset. Joe knows. Joe knows he’s just a controlling sadist. Joe knows he has no real feelings about misgendering except that being misgendered means that person isn’t under his control.

dtk's carrd

hello

deathek1d.carrd.co

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This demonstrates how deeply into escapist fantasy these kids are. 100% of these items are about fictional characters and stories, including the troon herself. Get your kids off the internet people. OFF OFF OFF.

 

[Nuns with guns]

So I went to check Bryleigh's twitter and looks like he purged most of it. From what I can tell his former name was Brydon. Here are some pics from when he was a man.

Still a bit of a creepy smile but over all a regular bloke. It's amazing how they choose to look horrifying.

Reminds me of this post I saw over at one of the detrans subreddits. The guy looks so much better just being what he is, a man.

He still looks like Fat Al, but I'd take that over a tranny any day of the week.

 

[lamp shade]

Oh man, I had to check out this unitedwetrans character and they just posted surgery pics yesterday!

First, a not-so-terrible top surgery result. I don't know why more FTMs don't get buff, but if the scars aren't so bad, the shadows from well-formed pecs apparently can mask them.

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But finally, a very unfortunate fleshtube. I feel like these surgeries on their face aren't as terrifying as MTF ones, but they're just so wasteful.

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Like, just imagine you think you're going to have sex with a guy and then you have to pretend to fellate a numb cylinder of leg skin for 15 minutes until...what, exactly? Aiden gets bored?

ETA: This is an MLD phallopasty which is hilarious for two immediate reasons to me:
1. The very first selling point this website mentions is that it allows for "standing-to-pee" which I understand is something that plenty of men don't even do unless they're at a urinal, but I bet gives a lot of ~gender euphoria~ to these girls since it's a little more public exhibition than we usually see from them, more akin to their MTF bretheren
2. It also allows for more "erogenous" sensitivity, which I gather is just because the flesh is taken from that ticklish part of your armpit/side. So anybody going to bed with OP is just going to be licking her armpit.

Their doctor did them wrong in so many ways, but primarily, why’d they make it so big?? Most guys are not going to be anywhere near that size when flaccid and it seems like that would be so uncomfortable to deal with. Does the pseudodick flopping against the side of their knee while they try to walk give them gender euphoria?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Their doctor did them wrong in so many ways, but primarily, why’d they make it so big??

Because I imagine there's not much size difference between it being "pumped up" and being "flaccid".

 

[Deepland Bystander]

Their doctor did them wrong in so many ways, but primarily, why’d they make it so big?? Most guys are not going to be anywhere near that size when flaccid and it seems like that would be so uncomfortable to deal with. Does the pseudodick flopping against the side of their knee while they try to walk give them gender euphoria?

Flesh tube can't erect on its own, so the 'flaccid' size has to be made in the size of erected dick. Also compensation, if you're not going to have a real, functional dick, but since you can choose the shape and size - why not go for something that'd be 'enviable'? If you remember the story where a troon get kicked out of gay sauna and then whinging about how she will get a 'bigger and better' dick than real men. (Sadly all you can have is a corndog)

BTW a little question, I know people here are joking about manlets when it comes to FtM - but I wonder what's the best way to spot a roided Ayden vs actual short man? I personally think hips and eye shapes tend to be a big giveaway but I wonder if there's any other structural different?

 

[Puddleduck]

All of the troons on the HER app seem to be "transwomxn", does the app list real women as "womxn" or is it a choice thing?

 

[Fapcop]

A reminder that FTMs are just as creepy and willing to fetishize men as MTFs with women:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/j5ml6b/screams_in_confused_sexuality/ (Archive)

FTMs are fucking craaaaazy, and possibly even less self aware than MTFs.

Right below this post, there was one where these fine, young, True and Honest men discussed how uncomfortable they are in the company of... “CIS” MEN.

Hmm... So you want to be a man, in most cases claim you ARE a man. But feel uncomfortable in the presence of men and mostly hang out with other troons and lesbians.

 

[In the Sick of It]

1. The very first selling point this website mentions is that it allows for "standing-to-pee" which I understand is something that plenty of men don't even do unless they're at a urinal, but I bet gives a lot of ~gender euphoria~ to these girls since it's a little more public exhibition than we usually see from them, more akin to their MTF bretheren

Standing to pee would be the only useful thing a sewed on flesh tube could offer, honestly, but I seriously doubt it's worth the small bit of extra convenience. I just don't understand that person's "dick." It's so weird and thick at at the top and thin toward the base. What kind of person would enjoy getting fucked with that? It looks like it's gonna break off under its own weight.

 

[Kirkorov]

r/asktransgender

"I'm an Intersex Transwoman and I must have a secret uterus"

- 30 year old male, trooned out 2 years prior.
- he KNOWS he was born with two fully developed sets of genitals, the proof is that his circumcision scar is wacky
- His male genitals are apparently normal despite his iNtErSeX condition
- he's had true and honest menstrual cramps/cycles since he was a teenager.
- he feels his pelvis separating when he has his period
- He MUST have a uterus snuck up there somewhere.

Troon Reddit mostly love-bombs him, tells him zomg, a secret uterus and menstrual cycle is the only thing it could possibly be! One troon even tells his story of his man period "syncing up" with the gorls at work.

This Troon thinks males can get endometriosis:

For people who think they're women, they seem to know less about female anatomy than average.

In the thread, some FTM's seem skeptical (them having a uterus/menstrual cycles and all), and but one MTF calls out the crazy. The rest? "OMG you are intersex! We are ALL intersex! We all have periods! We are real, true and honest gorls!

PS trannies. Intersex orgs are now carefully wording their info pages to try to let you know, that being intersex is incredibly rare, and that if you were intersex, you would fucking know it for certain 99.9% of the time. Especially by 30 years old. Here's some reading:

https://isna.org/faq/conditions/know/

 

[Greymatter]

I got called a nazi by telling a transwoman to use soap

 

[mofu mofu]

All of the troons on the HER app seem to be "transwomxn", does the app list real women as "womxn" or is it a choice thing?

There's a drop down menu to select your gender when signing up and they force the 'womxn' thing every time they need to use the word woman. Idk why they do it honestly since I don't even see people in trans-friendly spaces use the term.

 

[Hildergarda Binging]

Meanwhile on r/actualtroonbians... It seems like not all is well inside the incel to troon pipeline.

 

[Funky Tut]

Lord jeebus did I accidentally hit the fuckery jackpot.


Okay, so we have a totallynotafetishist who woke-guilted a fairy vampire furry natal woman to choking on the girldick even though she's so traumatized by peen that she can't work.

Shut up you fucking BIGOT TERFS! You just don't know what an asexual relationship looks like!!

Spoiler: NSFL + More

I'm sorry but isn't being a nymphomaniac the exact opposite of asexual or am I just licking windows here? Here's his pornhub page in case anyone needs help with their bulimia kink this fine morning.



I tried to warn you!
It's not every day where you see one of these mongoloids brag about getting a brand new sports car (obvs parked in the handicapped space,) only to e-beg a few days later. The GoFundMe /(archive) description and updates is peak insanity.

The blob and his faebae want your money so that they can move another scary penis in the house. Plus, it will help her stop becoming a vampire to cope.


Apparently the three day ban from Twitch for nudity really hit them in the wallet.

 

[yoshikage]

Meanwhile on r/actualtroonbians... It seems like not all is well inside the incel to troon pipeline.

This dumbass thinks all lesbians are a hivemind of heteronormativity because they won't message him first and he feels like he has to prove something which puts him in the "man" position in the relationship, lol. It's definitely got nothing to do with you being a man and lesbians not being interested, it must be them internalizing heteronormativity...

Jess Folkganger has measurements of 39-38-40, how womanly, what a tiny waist.

 

[Witthel]

Lord jeebus did I accidentally hit the fuckery jackpot.
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Okay, so we have a totallynotafetishist who woke-guilted a fairy vampire furry natal woman to choking on the girldick even though she's so traumatized by peen that she can't work.

Shut up you fucking BIGOT TERFS! You just don't know what an asexual relationship looks like!!
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Spoiler: NSFL + More

I'm sorry but isn't being a nymphomaniac the exact opposite of asexual or am I just licking windows here? Here's his pornhub page in case anyone needs help with their bulimia kink this fine morning.
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I tried to warn you!
It's not every day where you see one of these mongoloids brag about getting a brand new sports car (obvs parked in the handicapped space,) only to e-beg a few days later. The GoFundMe /(archive) description and updates is peak insanity.

The blob and his faebae want your money so that they can move another scary penis in the house. Plus, it will help her stop becoming a vampire to cope.


Apparently the three day ban from Twitch for nudity really hit them in the wallet.
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Trannies always go on about "genital preferences" and how bigoted they are, but have they ever considered the possibility that they simply look fucking ugly and repulsive regardless of what's in their pants?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Lord jeebus did I accidentally hit the fuckery jackpot.
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Okay, so we have a totallynotafetishist who woke-guilted a fairy vampire furry natal woman to choking on the girldick even though she's so traumatized by peen that she can't work.

Shut up you fucking BIGOT TERFS! You just don't know what an asexual relationship looks like!!
View attachment 1644677

Spoiler: NSFL + More

I'm sorry but isn't being a nymphomaniac the exact opposite of asexual or am I just licking windows here? Here's his pornhub page in case anyone needs help with their bulimia kink this fine morning.
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I tried to warn you!
It's not every day where you see one of these mongoloids brag about getting a brand new sports car (obvs parked in the handicapped space,) only to e-beg a few days later. The GoFundMe /(archive) description and updates is peak insanity.

The blob and his faebae want your money so that they can move another scary penis in the house. Plus, it will help her stop becoming a vampire to cope.


Apparently the three day ban from Twitch for nudity really hit them in the wallet.
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Well, that's enough internet for me today

 

[ComZet]

Meanwhile on r/actualtroonbians... It seems like not all is well inside the incel to troon pipeline.

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I was joking around with a Discord buddy yesterday on setting up a date between two troons. Post yourself as a hot lesbian gagging for some girldick uwu - arrange a date in a specific time/location with one, and then arrange the same date with another. Watch them meet totally bewildered that another man has shown up and not the hot lesbian ready to indulge in all their fantasies that they were hoping for.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I was joking around with a Discord buddy yesterday of setting up a date between two troons. Post yourself as a hot lesbian gagging for some girldick uwu - arrange a date in a specific time/location with one, and then arrange the same date with another. Watch them meet totally bewildered that another man has shown up and not the hot lesbian ready to indulge in all their fantasies that they were hoping for.

Do it and report back with pictures.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Meanwhile on r/actualtroonbians... It seems like not all is well inside the incel to troon pipeline.

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LMAO crazy man is reeeeing because lesbians aren't interested. But it's only because of that damn dirty heteronormatxtgtgdrf!1

There are women who call themselves lesbians because they like women and that's it! NOT UwU!! They are still heteronormaasfsgsfsf because they aren't asking me out!

It's hilarious that he thinks lesbians even want him to message them. He has this weird theory that they expect him to make the first move and in typical narc troon fashion he doesn't understand that he is repulsive.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

LMAO crazy man is reeeeing because lesbians aren't interested. But it's only because of that damn dirty heteronormatxtgtgdrf!1

There are women who call themselves lesbians because they like women and that's it! NOT UwU!! They are still heteronormaasfsgsfsf because they aren't asking me out!

They don't seem to grasp that lesbians like women. They like real vaginas. They like real tits and not the weird cone-shaped ones that men on estrogen get.