Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Circling-jerking about gays, and writing sad poetry. This is the manliest content of all time.

 

[Laura Loomer]

MABTW

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/j5rttg/just_some_stats_no_big_deal/

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He might as well be begging to come out of the closet at this point.

 

[Faalbian]

He might as well be begging to come out of the closet at this point.

Just because he blew a guy at burning man, got pegged by Jamie, and is living together with a girl who looks like a guy, does NOT make him gay.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I'm gonna fucking say it. Yes I know it's batfuck:

Dick Masterson going homosex and/or trooning out when?

Spoiler

 

[AnOminous]

Dick Masterson going homosex and/or trooning out when?

You mean coming out of the closet? Because he already blew a dude.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

You mean coming out of the closet? Because he already blew a dude.

I mean all the way out of the closet. As in admit he's actually gay and loves men, instead of pretending he's "really" a heterosexual who's just "too cool" to actually be attracted to women.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I mean all the way out of the closet. As in admit he's actually gay and loves men, instead of pretending he's "really" a heterosexual who's just "too cool" to actually be attracted to women.

I see him going the bi-sexual route. What is better than being pegged by a strap on you ask? The real deal of course, why settle for just 1 gender!? In one chad move Dick doubled the amount of leftovers he might be able to land.

 

[Sped Xing]

The Dick Masterson troon saga is something we in this universe aren't worthy of.

 

[Faalbian]

In one chad move Dick doubled the amount of leftovers he might be able to land.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Since Dax is a cumbrain coomer who will stick his dick in any hole, going bisexual makes sense because he can double his options. No shortage of faggots in the LA area either. I think we found out why Dax stays in the area despite a failed career in comedy. His mustache is definitely gay enough; if he wears aviators, he’s ready to go to any gay event that’s out there.

 

[Endu]

Since Dax is a cumbrain coomer who will stick his dick in any hole, going bisexual makes sense because he can double his options. No shortage of faggots in the LA area either. I think we found out why Dax stays in the area despite a failed career in comedy. His mustache is definitely gay enough; if he wears aviators, he’s ready to go to any gay event that’s out there.

Holy shit we were blind for so many years. Never leaving LA, the mustache, MABTW, Burning Man, "sucking a dick if it's big enough"...
Dax was openly gay the whole time, and we never noticed.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

When a person’s only reason to wake up in the morning is to indulge in momentary physical pleasures, eventually it’s impossible to derive enough satisfaction from “acceptable” indulgences. So they push to more extreme exploration, but sooner or later those just don’t cut it anymore either. Dax’s slow motion car crash meltdown over the past several months is a cautionary tale for anyone who thinks sex, drugs and obsession with enemies are worthy of being central to one’s own existence.

TL;DR Dax needs to get a fucking life.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I wanted to point out that the TDS reddit has such low interactions anyone can troll bait TDS and it will end up on their front page. There is such low interaction that 2 day old posts with 9 upvotes still linger in the top 25.
Dax celebrated "owning" Maddox on twitch by having a 3rd of what PPP draws in live. The thing about Maddox is he blocks like crazy, I dunno what Dax's excuses is, and I hardly think 20 more viewers than a dead lolcow is worth celebrating.

Then again what do I know, I don't make over $20k a month yet some how cannot afford basic simple things.
How cheap Dax is lately is really sticking out. Not just the refusing to pay people stuff, I mean he hasn't fixed his AC still. Sure you can argue people with lots of money don't like spending it, but Dax bought a brand new Ford truck and always buys drugs and drinks for everyone. That is not the spending habbits of a frugal person. Not only that the opening Credit lines for pussy is the dumbest shit I could think of doing to get laid. Dax refusing to get an actual studio is also odd. Nothing wrong with a home studio but at least set up an office and not use your laundry room. So where is the $20k going. After 3 years of TDS not including merch sales, ticket sales for events, (and using a flat average of $20K the whole time) Dax should have made a gross of $720k. Now add on to that Dax is the VP of a marketing company. Dax should be pulling in some serious money. While he may not be able to drop the full amounts on the table upfront, some one with that kinda cash can usually extend credit lines (especially for something like fixing an AC system)

Maybe Dax is a mush brained retard. after all Null confirmed he saw Dax's bank account and it was over $1 million back when Godwinson and PPP were shitting on NP2. What I wonder is how much of that was Dax's cash and how much of it was other peoples payments that were being held? I remember Dax saying something along the lines of he got around stuff by treating everyones payments like personal payments. I guess what I wanna know is if Dax is as wealthy as he attempts to look, or not?

For a writer Dax really sucks at writing and meeting a deadline:
- His write up explaining what happened with new project 2 addressing the security failure that lead to multiple users got their real names doxed, why NP2 was actually shut down, how he is able to "start up" again if he is on The Match List, and the legal concerns for his Joke TOS and Data Privacy policy.
- Not Safe For Women (which has officially taken longer to write than F*ck Whales)
- The Rock Opera that Randy joked on the show about Dax actively working on and still awaiting completion.

My guess is now that the tide has turned NSFW will never come out.

Since Dax is a lazy retard who gets everyone to do his dirty work for him, why don't we write his book for him as a group effort?

 

[Sped Xing]

When a person’s only reason to wake up in the morning is to indulge in momentary physical pleasures, eventually it’s impossible to derive enough satisfaction from “acceptable” indulgences. So they push to more extreme exploration, but sooner or later those just don’t cut it anymore either. Dax’s slow motion car crash meltdown over the past several months is a cautionary tale for anyone who thinks sex, drugs and obsession with enemies are worthy of being central to one’s own existence.

TL;DR Dax needs to get a fucking life.

"I'm rich, you virgin! Living only for shallow physical pleasure is the best life! I got anally railed by a rape victim in a million dollar shotgun shack! That's what it's all about you incel fuck!"

 

[Quorthon]

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Then again what do I know, I don't make over $20k a month yet some how cannot afford basic simple things.
How cheap Dax is lately is really sticking out. Not just the refusing to pay people stuff, I mean he hasn't fixed his AC still. Sure you can argue people with lots of money don't like spending it, but Dax bought a brand new Ford truck and always buys drugs and drinks for everyone. That is not the spending habbits of a frugal person. Not only that the opening Credit lines for pussy is the dumbest shit I could think of doing to get laid. Dax refusing to get an actual studio is also odd. Nothing wrong with a home studio but at least set up an office and not use your laundry room. So where is the $20k going. After 3 years of TDS not including merch sales, ticket sales for events, (and using a flat average of $20K the whole time) Dax should have made a gross of $720k. Now add on to that Dax is the VP of a marketing company. Dax should be pulling in some serious money. While he may not be able to drop the full amounts on the table upfront, some one with that kinda cash can usually extend credit lines (especially for something like fixing an AC system)

Maybe Dax is a mush brained retard. after all Null confirmed he saw Dax's bank account and it was over $1 million back when Godwinson and PPP were shitting on NP2. What I wonder is how much of that was Dax's cash and how much of it was other peoples payments that were being held? I remember Dax saying something along the lines of he got around stuff by treating everyones payments like personal payments. I guess what I wanna know is if Dax is as wealthy as he attempts to look, or not?

I would guess that it is a combination of him being a really cheap bastard, and drug abuse. He has admitted to enjoying Vicodin and Cocaine on Biggest Problem and TDS respectively. Coke and Opioids are very expensive habits to have. I would bet that he also uses Benzos to help with the comedown associated with cocaine, so that would likely be a consistent purchase as well. Add to that the need to purchase alcohol everyday, not to mention the less expensive stuff, like the LSD and Weed. I guarantee you a significant portion of his income is squandered on his chemical vices.

 

[Laura Loomer]

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I wanted to point out that the TDS reddit has such low interactions anyone can troll bait TDS and it will end up on their front page. There is such low interaction that 2 day old posts with 9 upvotes still linger in the top 25.
Dax celebrated "owning" Maddox on twitch by having a 3rd of what PPP draws in live. The thing about Maddox is he blocks like crazy, I dunno what Dax's excuses is, and I hardly think 20 more viewers than a dead lolcow is worth celebrating.

Then again what do I know, I don't make over $20k a month yet some how cannot afford basic simple things.
How cheap Dax is lately is really sticking out. Not just the refusing to pay people stuff, I mean he hasn't fixed his AC still. Sure you can argue people with lots of money don't like spending it, but Dax bought a brand new Ford truck and always buys drugs and drinks for everyone. That is not the spending habbits of a frugal person. Not only that the opening Credit lines for pussy is the dumbest shit I could think of doing to get laid. Dax refusing to get an actual studio is also odd. Nothing wrong with a home studio but at least set up an office and not use your laundry room. So where is the $20k going. After 3 years of TDS not including merch sales, ticket sales for events, (and using a flat average of $20K the whole time) Dax should have made a gross of $720k. Now add on to that Dax is the VP of a marketing company. Dax should be pulling in some serious money. While he may not be able to drop the full amounts on the table upfront, some one with that kinda cash can usually extend credit lines (especially for something like fixing an AC system)

Maybe Dax is a mush brained retard. after all Null confirmed he saw Dax's bank account and it was over $1 million back when Godwinson and PPP were shitting on NP2. What I wonder is how much of that was Dax's cash and how much of it was other peoples payments that were being held? I remember Dax saying something along the lines of he got around stuff by treating everyones payments like personal payments. I guess what I wanna know is if Dax is as wealthy as he attempts to look, or not?

For a writer Dax really sucks at writing and meeting a deadline:
- His write up explaining what happened with new project 2 addressing the security failure that lead to multiple users got their real names doxed, why NP2 was actually shut down, how he is able to "start up" again if he is on The Match List, and the legal concerns for his Joke TOS and Data Privacy policy.
- Not Safe For Women (which has officially taken longer to write than F*ck Whales)
- The Rock Opera that Randy joked on the show about Dax actively working on and still awaiting completion.

My guess is now that the tide has turned NSFW will never come out.

Since Dax is a lazy retard who gets everyone to do his dirty work for him, why don't we write his book for him as a group effort?

"Nick Fuentes and Baked Alaska troll people at a mall. Kinda comfy ngl"

Edit: On second thought there would be an overlap in the fan bases of Dick and Fuentes. Filled to the brim with virgins and homosexuals.

 

[Physics Ninja]

"Nick Fuentes and Baked Alaska troll people at a mall. Kinda comfy ngl"

Edit: On second thought there would be an overlap in the fan bases of Dick and Fuentes. Filled to the brim with virgins and homosexuals.

Ehn. I saw a bit of it, it was pretty funny. They made some teenage girl cry

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Ehn. I saw a bit of it, it was pretty funny. They made some teenage girl cry

Yeah but any asshole can do that

 

[High Tea]

The problem with the Fuentes/Baked stuff is if they were trying to 'redpill' people, it's off putting. They clearly just wanted to dunk on what they thought was an easy target to their awkward teenage-20 something mainly male audience and rake in superchats. For example, instead of explaining to the girls that maybe following your biological urge might make you happier, it was 'Get back into the kitchen bitch and I'll dab on you with my T-pose'. That's cringe af. They are just giving more ammo to people who want to keep them out of the accepted political paradigm. It was hilarious - but not for the reason they thought it was.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I remember Dax saying something along the lines of he got around stuff by treating everyones payments like personal payments. I guess what I wanna know is if Dax is as wealthy as he attempts to look, or not?

Firstly, if that first sentence is true, Dax better pray the IRS doesn’t come knocking. I have a feeling Dax makes overly liberal use of business expense tax write-offs and that many of them don’t actually qualify. (I’m actually surprised Maddox never sicced the IRS on Dax, as it’s exactly the kind of morally repugnant thing Maddox would do. Maybe he did and we just don’t know about it.)

Secondly, Dax is not “wealthy.” He’s n-slur rich. Plenty of those types begrudge spending money on boring, practical things like AC, haircuts, and paying contractors who did work for their supposedly lucrative podcast. They want to splash the cash on flashy shit like new trucks and buying their “friends” drinks and drugs.

Likewise, Dax’s intense focus on today’s transient pleasures come at the expense of his future — so of course he has no qualms about taking out lines of credit to get laid (much Chad!). After all, that’s not much of a stretch from paying people to hang out with you by buying all their mood-altering substances.

TL;DR Dax is on track to be broke by the time he should be retiring.