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I did. Still didn't work :(
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I am working from home so I am making some quick beans and rice.

1/2 cup dry rice
1/2 can of black beans
1/2 cup of chunky salsa

Rinse rice. Put 3 cups of water in a pot, bring to a boil. Dump rice in, turn stove to low heat. Cook for 15 minutes.

Drain rice, add beans and salsa.

Super easy, can work while I cook it (although not working right now because system is down)
Good to see you accept your vegan masters, sweetie...
Just make sure the salsa is GMO free, please.
 
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Good to see you accept your vegan masters, sweetie...
Just make sure the salsa is GMO free, please.

As far as I know, nearly all salsa is GMO-free since there are no GMO tomatoes or anything that's in most salsas (except corn salsa).

But I was out of cooked chicken and was too lazy to make it. I will probably cook more tonight
 
As far as I know, nearly all salsa is GMO-free since there are no GMO tomatoes or anything that's in most salsas (except corn salsa).

But I was out of cooked chicken and was too lazy to make it. I will probably cook more tonight
Black bean salsas are surprisingly decent, lad.

That said, even after viewing the Indian social media thread if I was going to actually go vegan, Indian food would be my go to. Dosa, somosas, & dhall. Hella good, lads.
 
Black bean salsas are surprisingly decent, lad.

That said, even after viewing the Indian social media thread if I was going to actually go vegan, Indian food would be my go to. Dosa, somosas, & dhall. Hella good, lads.

I am not a big fan of Indian food, but I love Mexican and Asian food. I don't think I could go vegan or vegetarian. Maybe pescatarian, but even that would be really tough
 
I'm not allowed to make threads, so please move this post to its own thread @It's HK-47:
source (archive)

Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users in​

By Leo Kelion
Technology desk editor
Published
3 hours ago
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image caption: The Cellmate has been sold via several big-name online retailers as well as niche stores
A security flaw in a hi-tech chastity belt for men made it possible for hackers to remotely lock all the devices in use simultaneously.
The internet-linked sheath has no manual override, so owners might have been faced with the prospect of having to use a grinder or bolt cutter to free themselves from its metal clamp.
The sex toy's app has been fixed by its Chinese developer after a team of UK security professionals flagged the bug.
They have also published a workaround.
This could be useful to anyone still using the old version of the app who finds themselves locked in as a result of an attacker making use of the revelation.
Any other attempt to cut through the device's plastic body poses a risk of harm.
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image caption: The workaround involves prising open the circuit board and pressing batteries against two of the wires to trigger a motor

Pen Test Partners (PTP) - the Buckingham-based cyber-security firm involved - has a reputation for bringing quirky discoveries to light, including problems with other sex toys in the past.
It says the latest discovery indicates that the makers of "smart" adult-themed products still have lessons to learn.
"The problem is that manufacturers of these other toys sometimes rush their products to market," commented Alex Lomas, a researcher at the firm.
"Most times the problem is a disclosure of sensitive personal data, but in this case, you can get physically locked in."

Lock and clamp​

Qiui's Cellmate Chastity Cage is sold online for about $190 (£145) and is marketed as a way for owners to give a partner control over access to their body.
Pen Test Partners believe about 40,000 devices have been sold based on the number of IDs that have been granted by its Guangdong-based creator.
The cage wirelessly connects to a smartphone via a Bluetooth signal, which is used to trigger the device's lock-and-clamp mechanism.
But to achieve this, the software relies on sending commands to a computer server used by the manufacturer.
The security researchers said they discovered a way to fool the server into disclosing the registered name of each device owner, among other personal details, as well as the co-ordinates of every location from where the app had been used.
In addition, they said, they could reveal a unique code that had been assigned to each device.
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image caption: A sample of the co-ordinates revealed by Cellmate's servers showed the device has been used worldwide

These could be used to make the server ignore app requests to unlock any of the identified chastity toys, they added, leaving wearers locked in.
Mr Lomas' team flagged the issue to Qiui in May, after which it updated its app as well as the server-based application programming interface (API) involved.
But it still left an earlier version of the API online, meaning those who had not downloaded the latest version of the app theoretically remained at risk.
Pen Test Partners sent follow-up emails urging this to be addressed and involved the news site Techcrunch to help press for action.
Techcrunch said Qiui's chief executive subsequently told it he had tried to tackle the issue but added: "When we fix it, it creates more problems."
Five months on from first getting in touch, the UK security team decided to go public.
"Given the trivial nature of finding some of these issues and that Qiui is working on another internal device, we felt compelled to publish," Mr Lomas said.
Pen Test Partners acknowledged that in doing so, however, it made a real-world attack more likely.
The BBC has asked Qiui to comment.
Techcrunch reported there was no evidence that the hack had been exploited by anyone to cause harm.
But it noted that one online reviewer who appeared to have got locked in due to an unrelated bug posted that he had been left with "a bad scar that took nearly a month of recovery".
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Chastityfags absolutely BTFO
 
As long as it’s postmarked before the date required by the election commission it is a vote that should be counted. Why do you want silence some voices just because you want to know who the president is Now! Now! Now!?
"hurr durr I'm a shortsighted faggot who needs mulligans and do-overs to get through life hurr durr please take me seriously" - you
 
"hurr durr I'm a shortsighted faggot who needs mulligans and do-overs to get through life hurr durr please take me seriously" - you

Ad hominem attacks are a poor man’s tool. You can simply admit that I’m right and you’re wrong and that you have nothing to counter my facts and logic.
 
So hostile. Have you considered that if I’m making you this angry, you have no one to blame but yourself?
Have you considered that you're mouthing the same idiot shit every other loser does, whether you mean a word of it or not?

Have you considered that pretending to be a retard is virtually indistinguishable from being an actual retard?

Have you considered suicide? (You should)
 
Have you considered that you're mouthing the same idiot shit every other loser does, whether you mean a word of it or not?

Have you considered that pretending to be a retard is virtually indistinguishable from being an actual retard?

Have you considered suicide? (You should)

We don’t use the r word around here. That’s hurtful language.
 
Did the mods interrupt our pasta talk?
The Pastadome is like a cooking show that comes on after Jerry Springer, but the producers forgot to switch the audience so every now and then some tard-fight starts in the bleachers and goes tumbling through the kitchen. That being said, I'd watch that show. You're right in the middle of learning how to season the salmon and suddenly two hicks roll into the room and start wailing on each other over who gets to sleep with their sister-mother, and the chef just sort of carries on trying to cook around them.
 
The Pastadome is like a cooking show that comes on after Jerry Springer, but the producers forgot to switch the audience so every now and then some tard-fight starts in the bleachers and goes tumbling through the kitchen. That being said, I'd watch that show. You're right in the middle of learning how to season the salmon and suddenly two hicks roll into the room and start wailing on each other over who gets to sleep with their sister-mother, and the chef just sort of carries on trying to cook around them.
Not gonna lie, that'd be a bad ass show
 
My favorite pasta shape is linguine. Properly al dente linguine is such a pleasure to chew. As for sauces, the simple things are the finest. A nice tomato meat sauce, finely chopped meat, enough onion to complement the tomato sauce, little bit of sugar, no pieces of tomato or onion or whatever everywhere. A little olive oil. Etc. Not too many ingredients because simplicity is a virtue of necessity, I'm not trying to run some youtube instagram whatever bullshit. I like making sauce, not enough that I'd like being fancy about it. Slice that onion so small and thin it liquifies goodfellas. Some quality parmesan and romano cheese mix on top of the pasta mountain erupted with sauce. Or a lot of cheese. Or none at all. Meatballs yes or no depending on time. Or a jar of meat sauce from the supermarket, even the crappy super generic or store brands that cost like a buck seventy are mostly pretty good. No store bought marinara. They're too oily for me and most of them are too thin.

This has been my pasta talk thank you for reading this humble pastaleveling
 
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