Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Marissa Moira]

huh

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Rich, she's playing Runescape and she wanted to name her character.

 

[Back me up!]

If Lowtax wasn't such a piece of shit father that could have been a real "awww" movement with his daughter trying to get good discord name. But c'est la vie.

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

 

[White Devil]

I have my doubts on that being a real pistol.

 

[AnOminous]

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Fuck this guy for trying to look like Walter Sobchak.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I have my doubts on that being a real pistol.

It doesn't have an orange cap on it so it's very likely to get him plugged either way if he plays around with it in public.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

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That’s a pretty serious frown, perhaps it should be turned upside down

 

[Doctor Jizzmopper]

I have my doubts on that being a real pistol.

Looks like a FN 5.7, if so that's a $1600 pistol.

 

[White Devil]

Looks like a FN 5.7, if so that's a $1600 pistol.

Think you might be right, judging from the position of the controls. I've only shot one of those once.

 

[break these cuffs]

Looks like a FN 5.7, if so that's a $1600 pistol.

It is. The best part is the terrible mold lines on the pic rail. He paid $1600 for a meme gun with the mold line of a dollar store water gun.

 

[DisobedientLupus]

Walter would be carrying a 1911 like the one he had in 'Nam where he saw all his friends die face first in the mud. A cheap Rock Island or Springfield 1911 would also be a quarter of the cost of a FN 5.7.

 

[TurdFondler]

A dull, quick to anger man haunted by ghosts from his past, unable and unwilling to move one. And then there's Walter Sobchak.

 

[Burn Book]

She's researching weeb stuff, which I guess he thinks is cringy, but she's literally in the demographic for anime and it's a popular hobby for kids nowadays, and the renaissance man thing is possibly for school (idk how old is she exactly, but if she's like 12-13 that makes sense) and he's posting this as if it's some kind of super funny content for some reason? Father of the year right there.

 

[Dyn]

Nothing says "responsible parent" like posting your child's search history and posing with a 20-round vestbuster.

 

[Brad Gray]

i love guns. and kids. but what i really love is morphine.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

What an asshole to embarrass his children like that. Puberty is hard enough without having your drug addict deadbeat father humiliate you online for attention. It seems like he's threatening them by letting them know he's surveilling them online.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

i love guns. and kids. but what i really love is morphine.

Someday, there'll be a cure for pain.

 

[Silas]

Looks like a FN 5.7, if so that's a $1600 pistol.

Maybe when it was released, but you can find them for around $800-900 now easily

 

[break these cuffs]

Maybe when it was released, but you can find them for around $800-900 now easily

Still far too much for a neutered meme pistol.

 

[White Devil]

Maybe when it was released, but you can find them for around $800-900 now easily

They're not even worth that. While everyone calls the AR a .22 on roids, the FN 5.7 really only has one actual purpose and it is a literal .22 on roids. Pointless fucking gun to own if popping body armor isn't in your job description imo.