Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Nuclear Disaster]

The Grift that keeps on giving

 

[JoeyJoJo]

When you hang out with a transwoman to look like the hot one but you forgot you already hit the wall

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God June looks so rough, I can almost hear her eggs leaving her body

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

When you hang out with a transwoman to look like the hot one but you forgot you already hit the wall

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If you put a gun to my head and forced me to fuck either Blaire or Shoe, I'd say "Just pull the trigger"

 

[Gone_Fission]

American marxists confuse socialism with the strange religion of internationally minded "liberal" elite that staff the bureaucracies of most western nations.

Marxists almost inevitably come from the middle classes of society and have middle class sensibilities. Even Orwell was complaining in the 1930s in The Road to Wigan Pier that far from burly laborers from the working class, the actual socialists were dweeby middle class bureaucrats, sex fiends, hippies, or lunatics, none of whom were remotely part of the working class.

In fact, if you look at the early lives of virtually every socialist revolutionary, even the third world ones like Ho Chi Minh, you’ll always finds that they came from decent money and were educated at elite schools, and none of them were actual members of the proletariat. Next time you see some middle class dork from the suburbs with a hammer and sickle sticker on their MacBook Pro, just remember that while they may be hypocrites, their hypocrisy is as old as socialism itself.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Next time you see some middle class dork from the suburbs with a hammer and sickle sticker on their MacBook Pro, just remember that while they may be hypocrites, their hypocrisy is as old as socialism itself.

Don't forget they're also making fun of the actual poor and working class. LOL DUMB REDNECKS LIVE IN TRAILER PARKS AND OWN GUNS!!!1

 

[irishAzoth]

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Yeah I remember that discussion too so i dug this up from an archive.
The shape is definitely weird and I see why people would speculate that.
Just a quick reminder that Junes petite appearance is mostly due to camera angles and such
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man I knew June was a balding degen but a diaper wearing blacked dom commie grifting boxxy lookalike was not what I was expecting
she is made for Vaush

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Marxists almost inevitably come from the middle classes of society and have middle class sensibilities. Even Orwell was complaining in the 1930s in The Road to Wigan Pier that far from burly laborers from the working class, the actual socialists were dweeby middle class bureaucrats, sex fiends, hippies, or lunatics, none of whom were remotely part of the working class.

In fact, if you look at the early lives of virtually every socialist revolutionary, even the third world ones like Ho Chi Minh, you’ll always finds that they came from decent money and were educated at elite schools, and none of them were actual members of the proletariat. Next time you see some middle class dork from the suburbs with a hammer and sickle sticker on their MacBook Pro, just remember that while they may be hypocrites, their hypocrisy is as old as socialism itself.

I think many of us have already noticed that social conscience is just politically correct elitism and classicism. These people claim to be for the little man, but they WANT to be the ones ruling them (or their ideas, at least) because they consider themselves more educated and better suited.

That's why all of their ideas end up collapsing. They don't know how the world works compared to the common middle man like you guys or me. Just to give an example, feminists here pushed for a law for women working as housemaids. They've made the process for hiring them so complicated and expensive that the only plausible solution for both employers and employees, is to hire informally (making them earn less money), which of course, doesn't help in a society where close to 70% of jobs are informal already.

It's the same for Shoe. She's never had a job, he has never had to pay for rent or any bill, she's never had to worry about how to feed a family. Sure, if that's her life, I'm not gonna judge her. I won't deny either that anyone would want to live in such easy mode. But don't be pretentious to believe you have the political understanding of the average working man who leaves home at 6am and comes back to his family at 7pm only to be called a fascist or a sociopath because he is a conservative republican.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

reading through this thread is interesting, especially the breakup part, seems like the popular sentiment was that Shoe was doing fine/would be better off, and ArmouredSkeptic was going to implode either personally or with his channel.

Seems like the opposite has been happening, skeptics channel seems fine and he seems to be happy with things and shoe is most certainly not coping as well since.

Disregard THOTs, embrace cryptids and conspiracies.

Come home, pudgy white man.

 

[Xarpho]

"I don't want to live in an echo chamber, but opposing viewpoints to my own are really triggering and hurt my feelings!"
Shoe is everything she pretended to hate in 2016.

Even in her heyday, June always seemed to give off some weird vibes and had a severe case of GOTIS but the fallout from November 2016 was where she started to obviously show her true colors, releasing a video where she mocked the people on Twitter that were "literally shaking rn" but not being particularly pleased or happy by the results herself, maybe even put off. I can't remember if she said so specifically or not (the video and associated stuff has since been deleted--it's archived somewhere but June's DFE mode makes it a bit difficult to search backwards).

Turning into a whiny left-wing Twitterati who cries about Democrats who aren't sold on Medicare for All is a bit unexpected, but where else would she go? Her relationship with Greg was always doomed to fail.

 

[Noproblemo]

Peak New Jersey.

A New Jersey 10.

 

[LizCurly89]

She was decent looking on her low res camera

"Decent looking on a low res camera" should be her twitter bio.

despite openly admitting many, many times she doesn't like 4chan, anime, doesn't play games. She's about as fake and attention whoring as it can get.

Openly admitting she doesn't partake in the culture she critiques? She truly is Antifa Sarkeesian.

She's trying to pretend she's a loli but she looks visibly 30 in candid photos

Oh no, not maturity! In hindsight maybe the low res camera is a carefully orchestrated decision to save Shuwu from having to act the age that she looks.

She's Obscurus Lupa only with more pay pigs and a better makeup job.

At least Lupa managed to hold on to her Canadian schlub bf. Shoe's gonna be flirting with soyboys and trannies till shes 40.

Breadtube is rapidly outdoing Channel Awesome's reputation of lolcowery. It truly is CA with paisley wallpaper, and a side of HRT and BPD.

Then what's she doing implying that she partakes in casual sex with guys she doesn't even know? Wouldn't that make her fanbase REEEE?

Her old fan base maybe. It would make her new fanbase of degenerate simps coooom if she does decide on an Only Fans arc.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Oh no, not maturity! In hindsight maybe the low res camera is a carefully orchestrated decision to save Shuwu from having to act the age that she looks.

What's annoying is just the fact June goes out of her way to scream I'M LOLI LOOK HOW YOUNG AND KAWAII I AM, HELLO FELLOW KIDS!

Nobody wants to emphasize how old/ugly they're getting. But being completely obnoxious about it? Constantly pretending this is still high school? There's a point it just gets sad. People younger than her are getting married. What does she do? Simp after Vaush, a TikToker lol. Refusing to grow up only draws attention to the fact that she is incapable of keeping up with her peers of the millennial age-bracket.

 

[Ghostface Killer]

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There is more of this shit, but I'm now a bit busy to bring them all.

Listen Shoe, all you need to do is go full Belle Dalphine Boxxy-Edition and open up an Onlyfans and milk those simps. Trust me when I say you’ll make an easy 50k a month and will absolutely be much happier NOT talking about politics and NOT being a cringelord for le skeptics

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

This thing is being circulated on Twitter
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Smoll Shuwu's arm is as big as dude's (but for Blaier at least it's muscle, Shoe's is probably lard)
How she looks on video is no indicator either - besides angles she uses dim, soft lights, makeup and probably filters

When you hang out with a transwoman to look like the hot one but you forgot you already hit the wall

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To think there was i time where I was watching Blaire White’s videos constantly, and in the back of my mind I thought they were sisters.

even though I knew that Blaire was the better looking “woman”

 

[2021Murder]

125%. She's been 100% blacked already, and that's only what we know of. She might have fucked more coal.
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Found this on some /pol/ archive, people were saying how she's just another opportunist trying to get a fanbase of beta males and she's an attention whore blahblah. Well, she we already knew about years back. Even when she was "funny" and her thread here was filled with lust and thirst from a selected few.

The guy's handle is "Gmaster" supposedly, if my memory serves me right? If that's actually true, expect 300%++. (Gmaster means gangsta master, basically a fucking thug wannabe)

its crazy to think back and realize thats her best boyfriend. that whole "coalburner's are broken goods" meme was real as shit

 

[Tasty Tatty]

What's annoying is just the fact June goes out of her way to scream I'M LOLI LOOK HOW YOUNG AND KAWAII I AM, HELLO FELLOW KIDS!

Nobody wants to emphasize how old/ugly they're getting. But being completely obnoxious about it? Constantly pretending this is still high school? There's a point it just gets sad. People younger than her are getting married. What does she do? Simp after Vaush, a TikToker lol. Refusing to grow up only draws attention to the fact that she is incapable of keeping up with her peers of the millennial age-bracket.

Shoe has to pretend she's young to cover the fact she has achieved nothing in her life at 30s. Being a YTer isn't even a big achievement when she has done nothing else once she turns off the phone.

That's why it's funny that all of her former skeptics and anti-SJWs friends (that she eventually threw under the bus) are now married or about to married and are happy. Even when she was with Greg, she couldn't just be a happy normal girlfriend like Sue Hulk (Dank's girl) or Sugar Tits. No, she had to be a special sub little girl who doesn't engage in vanilla normie shit. What has she got from that?

Sue is pregnant, btw. She's 30. Also is Candace Owens, same age. Is not that late for Shoe to have a family and a relationship. The whole "no eggs" meme is just a meme: modern medicine has made women healthier even after 30, you still can have good and healthy kids. But she has very impossible expectations for a boyfriend: She wants a boyfriend she can brag about rather than someone who can love her for real.

 

[High Tea]

Shoe has to pretend she's young to cover the fact she has achieved nothing in her life at 30s. Being a YTer isn't even a big achievement when she has done nothing else once she turns off the phone.

That's why it's funny that all of her former skeptics and anti-SJWs friends (that she eventually threw under the bus) are now married or about to married and are happy. Even when she was with Greg, she couldn't just be a happy normal girlfriend like Sue Hulk (Dank's girl) or Sugar Tits. No, she had to be a special sub little girl who doesn't engage in vanilla normie shit. What has she got from that?

Sue is pregnant, btw. She's 30. Also is Candace Owens, same age. Is not that late for Shoe to have a family and a relationship. The whole "no eggs" meme is just a meme: modern medicine has made women healthier even after 30, you still can have good and healthy kids. But she has very impossible expectations for a boyfriend: She wants a boyfriend she can brag about rather than someone who can love her for real.

I mean, does she know who she is herself? How can she 'be real' with someone when she's willing to change her entire personality based on trends? Unless she's going to just marry one of her simps, it must be next to impossible to have a relationship with someone who changes on a dime.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Shoe has to pretend she's young to cover the fact she has achieved nothing in her life at 30s. Being a YTer isn't even a big achievement when she has done nothing else once she turns off the phone.

It's even sadder this is such a big part of her life when today literally anyone can become a semi-successful YouTuber, if they have something relevant to say and aren't a complete retard with their editing. Shoe only got famous because she was in early YouTube (no competition) and she got most of her boost from everyone thinking she was Boxxy. She still has a few years to find a man, but that's going to be rough when IRL most guys in her area are already married and don't want some Internet thot. Who is she going to date? Another Internet person, and repeat what she did with Greg? Not looking great.

I mean, does she know who she is herself? How can she 'be real' with someone when she's willing to change her entire personality based on trends?

She has no personality, she's a lot like Anisa Jomha in that regard. She changes to mirror others and be well liked. What can you say about her that is identifiably "June Lapine"? Eyeliner? Nope got that from boxxy. Politics? Nope we all know she plays it safe and lies. Hobbies? What hobbies?

 

[Rocketleaguer]

Should hook up with Boogie, he likes those goth chicks.

 

[Mr. Duck]

I remember an early video of her that was made around the time Smash Bros for 3DS was released, i don't remember what the video was about but i remember the intro where June was LARPing as a "im totally a real gamur u guize!!!" while holding a 3DS.

I'd look it up but i don't want to watch her videos.