DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gh0stzero]

Let's not forget that, apparently, his spouse's income doesn't contribute to the groceries or bills.

She needs that for bales of hay and skyrim creation club packs.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

This is actually the exact reason I always compare DSP to Trump. They operate on the same level. Sowing doubt in the minds of their followers. Every single day there’s a relentless barrage of lying. Numbers don’t add up. Moving or removing specific important events. DSP and Trump rely on the public’s confusion, or at least rely on the public to not care enough to keep tally of the lies or omissions of truth at best. They also feel the need to constantly reinforce their own personal success to their audience. How they would have done things different or better. Then years later they do the opposite. See Twitch streaming, begging, using gimmicks, playing Minecraft, etc.

When someone resorts to lying and sowing doubt they are desperate to create a false narrative for the public. DSP intentionally puts up walls between his fans and the general public behind the guise of “protecting them” when in reality he is desperately trying to prevent them from seeing the truth or looking at the real data as it exists.

It’s at the point right now that his hardcore fans, like Trump supporters, will NOT abandon supporting him regardless of the dirty practices he’s participating in at their expense. They fit into the category of useful idiots and will stick around even if Phil were to admit he does spend thousands on WWE Champions. This is of course a mirror image of Trump’s statement during the primaries that he could shoot a man on 5th Ave without losing support.

The biggest differences between the two is Phil lies about being broke and Trump lies about being rich.

That’s all for now. Love comparing these two so much.

 

[TheTractor]

Insane begging for tips despite getting 400$ monday.

He's venturing into levels of BEGGING unknown to the human species.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

The biggest differences between the two is Phil lies about being broke and Trump lies about being rich.

That’s all for now. Love comparing these two so much.

"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich" - Donald Trump

It's one of the most famous quotes used against him. Not sure why it's a bad thing but it's also not false. The beautiful thing about him is with a $2bn net worth he doesn't need bribes to fund his campaign. Again, that's really not comparable to DSP who can't even flush the toilet without a donation goal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjWfSZT1obA

You have more in common with DSP than Trump. You've created this insane world of lies where you believe you're always right, shutting out reality because there's a chance you'll likely be proven wrong. But hey, without insane people the Internet would be just cat pictures, nude cat pictures and pixellated nude cat picture from Japan.

 

[DZoomer]

That "RobOnWheels" is probably Planet Jeff, right? Then Phil is most likely happy to know that he has at least 100 dollars from Jeff's dead wife guaranteed for today.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

That "RobOnWheels" is probably Planet Jeff, right? Then Phil is most likely happy to know that he has at least 100 dollars from Jeff's dead wife guaranteed for today.

Where? Was it a bunch of cheers?

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

That "RobOnWheels" is probably Planet Jeff, right? Then Phil is most likely happy to know that he has at least 100 dollars from Jeff's dead wife guaranteed for today.

Robonwheels is Rob Warren I think. So, Phil isn't getting dead wife money but he is getting disability check money.

 

[DZoomer]

Where? Was it a bunch of cheers?

He is the top tipper.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I, for one, am still absolutely appalled by the fact that he still even has "muh groceries" as part of his rotation of excuses. It's fucking mind-boggling to anyone outside his vortex of autism and a testament to how he just doesn't give a shit about providing a cohesive narrative anymore, all that matters is he maintains his poverty image. It makes all his attempts at chest-thumping all the more ridiculous as well. You're a hard-working grown man with an 11 year legacy, providing for his family and found himself a more comfortable position than any 9-5 job, yet you can't afford your fucking GROCERIES? The taxes excuse was one thing, it's a hard aspect of life even if everyone has to put up with them. But are he and his whales so far in LaLaLand that they don't think buying food once a week is something the average person does? You'd be taking Kat to a soup kitchen if that was the case, Phil.
Every time I see someone mention that he brought up his groceries again, it drives me up the wall. How does someone present himself as so pathetic and in need of aid, yet still try to maintain a front of being a manly man? How does he not realize how laughable that exact reason is? If he had any dignity left he'd have dropped it after he tried to use it the first time. Instead he just tacks it onto a list of complaints, like no other streamer has to pay for groceries. Maddening.

My family of 4 spends about $300 a month on groceries. How much does this dude spending?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

So it actually happened. I’m done rooting against Phil now I’m just rooting against the paypigs. Phil is openly telling his audience on prestream about how he could only afford groceries because of the $400+ he received Monday.

This is after his bankruptcy freeing up THOUSANDS of dollars a month.

This is after the $25,000 vest streak.

This is after the THOUSANDS of dollars worth of Twitch money through bits and subs he receives EVERY MONTH.

He’s a fucking conman, we know it, anyone with eyeballs knows it. I think it’s time for us to aim our attention at the fucking suckers who actually pay him now and just let Phil be the sad spectacle he is because he will never change.

I'm getting some work now and I still abuse the fuck out of the food pantry system and coofcollapse.
As another restaurant fails I get bags and bags of frozen fajita meat, crisp veggies, etc bought at a discount.

I have a box of those expensive Starbucks sandwiches they couldn't sell. A 80 lb bag of high quality flour.

I will see what's available in Renton, I bet it's good shit from the city you can't get at Fred Meyer.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

My family of 4 spends about $300 a month on groceries. How much does this dude spending?

The amount your family spends on food, Phil spends on gin.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich" - Donald Trump

It's one of the most famous quotes used against him. Not sure why it's a bad thing but it's also not false. The beautiful thing about him is with a $2bn net worth he doesn't need bribes to fund his campaign. Again, that's really not comparable to DSP who can't even flush the toilet without a donation goal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjWfSZT1obA

You have more in common with DSP than Trump. You've created this insane world of lies where you believe you're always right, shutting out reality because there's a chance you'll likely be proven wrong. But hey, without insane people the Internet would be just cat pictures, nude cat pictures and pixellated nude cat picture from Japan.

If Phil has created a community where he cracks the whip and his thralls open their veins to fill the chalice, why can't there be a community that observes and goes ew, that's gross and sad.

 

[JPG]

My family of 4 spends about $300 a month on groceries. How much does this dude spending?

It adds up if you order takeaway food for breakfast lunch and dinner for 2 everyday.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Madness.

He's really trying to dip his toes into the water that any sort of money being thrown his way could be a farce. If he notions that anything being contributed could possibly be a chargeback, then it will make it hard to gauge how much he is making therefore his dumb audience cannot tell if he's actually poor or not.

That clip of being asked where his money went was hilarious but I cannot find it for some reason. Everything is a blur with this boy. "The money goes for bills and STUFF."

Since chargebacks are so bad now, looks like it's time to get a real job to ensure the steady income and do this streaming thing as even more of a hobby than it is now.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Since chargebacks are so bad now, looks like it's time to get a real job to ensure the steady income and do this streaming thing as even more of a hobby than it is now.

Short term gratification over long term stability and options to retire rules in this house, troll.

 

[Iron Hamster]

She needs that for bales of hay

Fuck, I choked on a gummi bear

 

[Surly Muppet]

Since chargebacks are so bad now, looks like it's time to get a real job to ensure the steady income and do this streaming thing as even more of a hobby than it is now.

Uhh... no! This money pays more than any job Phil has ever had or could probably get.

But also, it doesn't pay enough to cover basic bills and groceries, so please tip!

Is this because he is living outside of his means? No! Phil is perfect, it's because detractors keep messing with his money and he is a victim, please tip!

So the trolls are winning and Phil is broke and should quit streaming? No! The trolls are mentally ill failures and Phil is successful... and this pays more than any job he has ever had or could get!

Repeat ad nauseam.

This is actually where we've got to. Phil has built a narrative where his life, job and finances are a complete contradiction. I think this is the new frustration. Previously this cycle had gaps of uncertainty, or events and sagas would put us in different places over the course of months. We lacked critical information, and it meant any part could be truth or a lie.

Now Phil is so frenetic that we'll do the whole cycle twice in one prestream. He'll openly contradict himself within 10 minutes and just keep going with the cycle when called out. Meanwhile we know enough between the bankruptcy and tracking his income that we now see the only true part is that he makes a ton of money. If he wasn't scamming before, he is now, because he cannot be all of these things simultaneously. There is no 'maybe something we don't know about is happening'. No. He's lying, and not only is nobody stopping him, they're rewarding him.

The saddest part is that this is ripping through half of Twitch's money-related ToS, more than he ever has before. But you wouldn't know that he is feigning distress unless you listened to a few prestreams and kept track of the income. He is, again, getting away with a massive scam because nobody with any authority cares enough to do anything, even though it is so painfully obvious.

2020 has been a big year for our boy. It's the year he finally just dropped all the pretenses and started scamming in the open while smirking at us behind a pair of smudged gunners, a shiny vest, and an ear wick.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Uhh... no! This money pays more than any job Phil has ever had or could probably get.

But also, it doesn't pay enough to cover basic bills and groceries, so please tip!

Is this because he is living outside of his means? No! Phil is perfect, it's because detractors keep messing with his money and he is a victim, please tip!

So the trolls are winning and Phil is broke and should quit streaming? No! The trolls are mentally ill failures and Phil is successful... and this pays more than any job he has ever had or could get!

Repeat ad nauseam.

This is actually where we've got to. Phil has built a narrative where his life, job and finances are a complete contradiction. I think this is the new frustration. Previously this cycle had gaps of uncertainty, or events and sagas would put us in different places over the course of months. We lacked critical information, and it meant any part could be truth or a lie.

Now Phil is so frenetic that we'll do the whole cycle twice in one prestream. He'll openly contradict himself within 10 minutes and just keep going with the cycle when called out. Meanwhile we know enough between the bankruptcy and tracking his income that we now see the only true part is that he make a ton of money. If he wasn't scamming before, he is now, because he cannot be all of these things simultaneously. There is no 'maybe something we don't know about is happening'. No. He's lying, and not only is nobody stopping him, they're rewarding him.

The saddest part is that this is ripping through half of Twitch's money-related ToS, more than he ever has before. But you wouldn't know that he is feigning distress unless you listened to a few prestreams and kept track of the income. He is, again, getting away with a massive scam because nobody with any authority cares enough to do anything, even though it is so painfully obvious.

2020 has been a big year for our boy. It's the year he finally just dropped all the pretenses and started scamming in the open while smirking at us behind a pair of smudged gunners, a shiny vest, and an ear wick.

The sad part about being a functional human with emotions and empathy is that shit like this can get to you, it's easy to feed yourself into this mess and start getting mad that he's willingly flaunting the fact that he is a braindead criminal and a relentlessly abusive prick in everyone's faces, and anyone in authority has their ears plugged (until it makes them look bad at least). Think of it more of a social experiment, or an elaborate LARP. Close your heart to it, says Kratos. Asshole dads suck, but sometimes they have the right idea that sometimes things are just too big, or too far gone, or just out of your hands, and the best thing to do is walk away.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Uhh... no! This money pays more than any job Phil has ever had or could probably get.

But also, it doesn't pay enough to cover basic bills and groceries, so please tip!

Is this because he is living outside of his means? No! Phil is perfect, it's because detractors keep messing with his money and he is a victim, please tip!

So the trolls are winning and Phil is broke and should quit streaming? No! The trolls are mentally ill failures and Phil is successful... and this pays more than any job he has ever had or could get!

Repeat ad nauseam.

This is actually where we've got to. Phil has built a narrative where his life, job and finances are a complete contradiction. I think this is the new frustration. Previously this cycle had gaps of uncertainty, or events and sagas would put us in different places over the course of months. We lacked critical information, and it meant any part could be truth or a lie.

Now Phil is so frenetic that we'll do the whole cycle twice in one prestream. He'll openly contradict himself within 10 minutes and just keep going with the cycle when called out. Meanwhile we know enough between the bankruptcy and tracking his income that we now see the only true part is that he make a ton of money. If he wasn't scamming before, he is now, because he cannot be all of these things simultaneously. There is no 'maybe something we don't know about is happening'. No. He's lying, and not only is nobody stopping him, they're rewarding him.

The saddest part is that this is ripping through half of Twitch's money-related ToS, more than he ever has before. But you wouldn't know that he is feigning distress unless you listened to a few prestreams and kept track of the income. He is, again, getting away with a massive scam because nobody with any authority cares enough to do anything, even though it is so painfully obvious.

2020 has been a big year for our boy. It's the year he finally just dropped all the pretenses and started scamming in the open while smirking at us behind a pair of smudged gunners, a shiny vest, and an ear wick.

I can't believe Phil can't just make money being entertaining. Most other streamers make big bank being entertaining and not having to push gimmicks.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I can't believe Phil can't just make money being entertaining. Most other streamers make big bank being entertaining and not having to push gimmicks.

Phil is old school marketing 1001. Strange and aberrant story of his life, always ten years behind the times and somehow still manages to find that microscopic niche that makes it work.