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Book Thievery said:
I'm sorry, am I reading this right?
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Why the fuck is Touhou on this list as a "Right wing game"? The games are pretty apolitical, feature no sexualization/fanservice of the cast, and the Tumblr/Twitter side of the fandom loves it because they love lesbian shipping and the fact that one of the characters could be read as trans. Based on that alone, I can say that this list makes no fucking sense.
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It looks like a 4chan baitpost to make people mad.
 
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Book Thievery said:
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Why the fuck is Touhou on this list as a "Right wing game"? The games are pretty apolitical, feature no sexualization/fanservice of the cast, and the Tumblr/Twitter side of the fandom loves it because they love lesbian shipping and the fact that one of the characters could be read as trans. Based on that alone, I can say that this list makes no fucking sense.
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I’m just as surprised to see Pokémon there. In addition to being apolitical and a magnet for LGBT headcanons, the games are basically fantasy cockfights. You’d think that PETA coming after Pokémon would cost them some “left wing” points.
Shaka Brah said:
It looks like a 4chan baitpost to make people mad.
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The untitled Harry Potter game being crudely stuck in there points to this being bait.
 
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I can only imagine the mental gymnastics required to make Halo (where an expensive military boondoggle saves the day repeatedly) or Zelda (going to great lengths to preserve a monarchy) are left wing. Or Doom, where there is a literal Christian Hell and it's only stopped with a dedicated application of guns.
 
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The Shadow said:
I can only imagine the mental gymnastics required to make Halo (where an expensive military boondoggle saves the day repeatedly) or Zelda (going to great lengths to preserve a monarchy) are left wing. Or Doom, where there is a literal Christian Hell and it's only stopped with a dedicated application of guns.
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Forget the list being wrong, its incomplete. Bitch didnt even have Fallout anywhere or any strategy games like Civ
 
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The best part is Final Fantasy 7 being on the right and the Remake being on the left.
Shadfan666xxx000 said:
Forget the list being wrong, its incomplete. Bitch didnt even have Fallout anywhere or any strategy games like Civ
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Fallout 76 is on the right.

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Shadfan666xxx000 said:
Forget the list being wrong, its incomplete. Bitch didnt even have Fallout anywhere or any strategy games like Civ
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I'll give the Lefties Civ 4. Communism actually works in that game and is one of the most OP economic civics in the game when combined with caste system, blatantly far-left.

Also LOL at WoW Classic being right-wing when the developer-favoured faction is basically Noble Savage tropes plus edgy free-willed zombies. Though freeing Stormwind from the insidious influence of the Lizard people Onyxia as Alliance and dismantling a gang that was actually a rogue trade union could be construed as based and redpilled.

Oh, and Minecraft, a game made by a complete shitlord that's all about building your Ancap McFortress while conveniently ignoring the amount of societal cooperation that's normally required to fashion raw materials into such things is left wing? Is this a troll?!
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
The best part is Final Fantasy 7 being on the right and the Remake being on the left.

Fallout 76 is on the right.

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"Sexualization of characters is a factor."

LTOU2 has a fully animated sex scene of its playable character.

I'm not sure if this is entirely real.
 
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LTOU2 has a fully animated sex scene of its playable character.
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But it has troons and dykes in it, so obviously must be on the Right Side of History TM!

Anyway, I think we collectively have enough evidence to suggest that the chart is a bait post. I can't think of any reason why Mario, Castlevania, Halo, Splatoon, Minecraft, Megaman, Tetris, Doom, Ace Attorney, or Dangan Ronpa would be considered "Left Wing" even under the most charitable of interpretations, and while I haven't played them, I have no idea why DDLC or Dragon Quest is on the "Right Wing" side. And as I said before, the fact that they thought they could pass Touhou, a game adored by lefties, as a "Right Wing game" single-handedly demonstrates that accuracy wasn't the intended goal of the chart.
 
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Book Thievery said:
But it has troons and dykes in it, so obviously must be on the Right Side of History TM!

Anyway, I think we collectively have enough evidence to suggest that the chart is a bait post. I can't think of any reason why Mario, Castlevania, Halo, Splatoon, Minecraft, Megaman, Tetris, Doom, Ace Attorney, or Dangan Ronpa would be considered "Left Wing" even under the most charitable of interpretations, and while I haven't played them, I have no idea why DDLC or Dragon Quest is on the "Right Wing" side. And as I said before, the fact that they thought they could pass Touhou, a game adored by lefties, as a "Right Wing game" single-handedly demonstrates that accuracy wasn't the intended goal of the chart.
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Tetris is left wing because the game's rights initially belonged to the Soviet state by law and therefore creator Alexei Pajitnov was unable to see a red cent from the sale of his work. That's as left wing as it gets.
 
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The Shadow said:
Tetris is left wing because the game's rights initially belonged to the Soviet state by law and therefore creator Alexei Pajitnov was unable to see a red cent from the sale of his work. That's as left wing as it gets.
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Right, but my point is that the game doesn't exhibit any left-wing qualities or talking points, due it being a puzzle game with no characters, plot, or dialogue. Anyone who thinks Tetris has a political theme buried inside it is simply autistic.
 
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