Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[Frenchie]

Well, there it is. Funhaus, at least to me, is dead. They've been on a slight decline ever since Bruce left and a dramatic one since COVID hit, but Adam leaving does it for me. I don't think I can bare to watch any more multiplayer gameplays with boring commentary, and with only James left as an on screen personality from the OG cast, I doubt it'll last any longer or be entertaining.
The worst part is now all old gameplays and videos have a weird vibe, especially knowing that there was in office drama between Lawrence and Adam for not washing him cum hands.

 

[inquizadoor]

video clip where gavin makes a sign about ryan fingering a baby and it becomes a thing

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Currently downloading every Demo Disk video, but the quality isn't great (480p)
Any other Funhaus vids people want archived?

Their Hitman videos and ARK videos.

what the actual fuck? I've never watched any other RT content than Funhaus and a couple episodes of Always Open with FH members, but how can someone see this in a video (made for children) and not think that this behavior is alarming and borderline sociopathic?

Because that was the joke - that's what was the impetus for "The Mad King" Ryan persona.
It's one of RT's most viewed videos from their Minecraft Let's Play.

 

[genericwhitemale]

>Be Adam
>One day at Machinima's office you turn on your mic while playing Halo 3 and decide to turn it into a series
>15 years later, you're fired for shoving dildos up your ass and sending videos of it to catfishes

 

[Invalid_T]

in office drama between Lawrence and Adam for not washing him cum hands.

Is that really what it was about? Could you link me?

 

[Keystone]

Some of the comments on those old "Best of Ryan" compilations are just

Not for much longer I imagine:

Oh it ain't too hard to imagine...

Spoiler: If anyone wants to archive them

Man his fanbase made a lot of videos about him and...oh my

The entire comment section is screenshot worthy but that would take up too much space.

Spoiler: If anyone wants to archive these as well

 

[CobraPlissken]

I like that their PR manager likely told them to drop these things while people are distracted by political things. But lord that apology from Adam sucks.

In a statement related to you being caught not only trying to emotionally cheat on your wife, but also sending video with your intimate moments together to thirsty groupies - I don't think you should be saying how much you love or think the world of your wife in the public apology, as it's clearly a lie no matter how you spin it. The absolute cheek of the statement makes me hope his wife doesn't fall for any of that and serves the divorce papers asap.

He (or any other cheating asshole for that matters) don't regret the pain they caused others; they regret being caught.

 

[Jon Conroy]

What's the difference between a 17 year old and and an 18 year old?

17 is a jail sentence and sex offered register for life. 18 is just another day for freedom.

 

[Frenchie]

Is that really what it was about? Could you link me?

Can't seem to find it here, it was along the lines of "Adam Kovic doesn't wash his hands" which at first I thought was cryptic, but it turns out he literally didn't wash his hands, and Lawrence spoke up about it multiple times in the office yet nothing happened. Could be a factor to why he left, but I think missing a promotion or whatever it eluded to was the real reason.
Rahul also has a problem with Kovic yet is friendly with everyone else, even Alanah who joined only 2 years ago, way after Rahul made his first appearance so Adam must be some traces of cum left on his hand when handshaking, or he's just an asshole.

 

[Bob_]

Nah im thinking he needs to go the opposite way, own it. It's 2020, he should just open an onlyfans and get paid to put stuff up his butt. Given that James has a feet pic instagram he might even be down too, they can just rebrand as Bunhaus and start selling pics to these thirsty faggots that feel the need to go to such lengths to get them.

I totally agree about owning this and pivoting the exposure into a streaming and lewd career. Kovic has always had a strong self-depricating sense of humour so why not just say "fuck it" and monetise his shame. He will need to get his wife to say she agreed to having the images of her posted first though.

And maybe a peace offering to Funhaus of an office sterilisation hahahahahaha. God imagine waking up and seeing clips of your workmate jacking off near your workspace.

 

[ZarathianJones]

Is that really what it was about? Could you link me?

Can't seem to find it here, it was along the lines of "Adam Kovic doesn't wash his hands" which at first I thought was cryptic, but it turns out he literally didn't wash his hands, and Lawrence spoke up about it multiple times in the office yet nothing happened. Could be a factor to why he left, but I think missing a promotion or whatever it eluded to was the real reason.
Rahul also has a problem with Kovic yet is friendly with everyone else, even Alanah who joined only 2 years ago, way after Rahul made his first appearance so Adam must be some traces of cum left on his hand when handshaking, or he's just an asshole.

It was said in Lawrence's email to his Twitch subscribers. The cum part is not necessairly what he was talking about. i.e. Lawrence strictly had an issue with Adam not washing his hands, I doubt he knew there was cum on them.

 

[Fapcop]

How do e-celebs still make the mistake of fucking or flirting with fans? How have they not taken a note from Pewdiepie? You can say the no no nigga word and have it blow over, fucking your fans will always screw you in the end.

Dude, most of them are paid shit.

That’s on top of zero job security and high chances of just washing out.

Getting to feel like a celeb at cons or whatever and fucking fans is one of the few benefits of becoming an e-celeb.

 

[ChefKiss]

how disgusting do you have to be to make Lawrence, who for at least a decade was the stereotype of the fat smelly unwashed smash player, mad at you about it?

 

[Notorious P.I.G]

Dude, most of them are paid shit.

That’s on top of zero job security and high chances of just washing out.

Getting to feel like a celeb at cons or whatever and fucking fans is one of the few benefits of becoming an e-celeb.

It's not even that, its just that they're part of a corporate company that doesn't allow naughty opinions.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I really hope neither of these wives fall for the "a bloo bloo bloo I'm so sorry I'll change" bullshit. Just fucking leave his ass.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

I don't think Adam's a monster or that he deserves to get his life ruined. I thought it was funny that another male feminist internet funnyman turned out to secretly be some sort of degenerate. But I don't think he's a sex offender or some shit.

Feel genuinely bad for him due to his fucked up past. That's no excuse for cheating on his wife, though.

Pretty funny that he calls his wife "the best woman he's ever known" and all that. Is that why he jumped on the opportunity to sext with some rando e-thot (I know it was a catfish)? Their marriage doesn't seem all that happy to me. Let's see if they stay together.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Lawrence whining about hand washing is one of the gayest things in a thread where a man literally has a rubber chick up his ass

Adams a big boy, I’m sure he can take a leak without getting piss all over his fingers

obviously if he was taking a shit and not washing his hands I recind all of this

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I really hope neither of these wives fall for the "a bloo bloo bloo I'm so sorry I'll change" bullshit. Just fucking leave his ass.

I think both of them will fall for it because they're exceptional.

For Ryan, they have kids and their relationship from the start was just awkward. While Adam's wife Jess just seems to be fucking stupid since all she posted after her stuff leaked was to check out her store and buy her shit.

 

[Pig Boss]

Interesting that Lindsay is the ONLY one he unfollowed, even though plenty of others from RT have unfollowed him. The only thing I can think is that Lindsay gave him the mother of all dressing downs and they had a screaming match - after all, why would Ryan not unfollow anyone but Lindsay, who we rarely see together in the public sphere?

Well in this stream they had a bit of blow up fight: https://roosterteeth.com/watch/achievement-hunter-stream-archive-2020-astroneer-7-22
Unfortunately it has since been cut.
It was posted to reddit here: https://www.reddit.com/r/roosterteeth/comments/hw2tx7/lindsay_vs_ryan_people_have_it_hard/
But that too has been deleted, I'm just searching for an alternate source of the clip now. Basically Lindsay says men get everything handed to them on a silver platter and Ryan comes back with some fact about men having it rough and Lindsay and Caiti just trash him for a bit.
Lindsay really comes across poorly, that's probably why he unfollowed her first out of everyone.

Side note: I've not refreshed the thread in a while if someone has already posted this explanation I will an hero along with Adam.

Edit: Why has RoosterTeeth been excluded from the wayback machine?

Edit 2: More info on the subject of the argument here:https://vagababez.tumblr.com/post/624377091355508736/so-lets-talk-that-astroneer-debate-shall-we-in

 

[Fapcop]

Wonder what they’re going to do now? Go out and get an actual productive/grownup job?

Alternatively they could get together with everyone else who’s been cancelled/had saucy opinions/couldn’t keep their dick in their pants and make some sort of giant isle of the rejects content company/YouTube channel.

I might just watch that shit.