Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[Butter]

I don't think Adam's a monster or that he deserves to get his life ruined. I thought it was funny that another male feminist internet funnyman turned out to secretly be some sort of degenerate. But I don't think he's a sex offender or some shit.

Feel genuinely bad for him due to his fucked up past. That's no excuse for cheating on his wife, though.

Pretty funny that he calls his wife "the best woman he's ever known" and all that. Is that why he jumped on the opportunity to sext with some rando e-thot (I know it was a catfish)? Their marriage doesn't seem all that happy to me. Let's see if they stay together.

You don't need to be dissatisfied with your current relationship to stray.

Your lizard brain tells you to spread your seed as much as you possibly can when you are male, and to only create offspring with the highest grade DNA supplier when you are female. Which is why men are more promiscuous in general ("every hole's a goal" mentality/gay dudes) and women lust after tall, handsome, famous, rich and powerful men. Just look at 50 shades of grey, if that dude wasn't a 9/10 billionaire, it would be a crime novel.

I mean none of that makes it better when you do cheat, but it is what it is.

 

[ChoChoTwister]

Lawrence whining about hand washing is one of the gayest things in a thread where a man literally has a rubber chick up his ass

Adams a big boy, I’m sure he can take a leak without getting piss all over his fingers

obviously if he was taking a shit and not washing his hands I recind all of this

Tbf. Now that we found out he was jackin in the office, at least on one occasion. It was a fair complaint.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Wonder what they’re going to do now? Go out and get an actual productive/grownup job?

Ryan probably will. He's a tech guy by trade, and I'm sure there are tech companies in Austin that would be fine having him quietly working the back-end.

Although that might be more Kovic's thing, now that I think of it.

 

[CobraPlissken]

He actually did though. Pewdiepie met his girlfriend because of his career. It was way back in 2011 though and while there's not a whole lot of detail on it she was a fan of his videos before she decided to contact him and start dating.

Spoiler: offtopic and a bit of a relief from the degeneracy in this thread

Yes, when his channel was still small. They're a married couple now. They gave more details here:

Their first interaction was actually very wholesome. Neither of them comes across as sex-crazed assholes, unlike the people we're discussing in this thread.

 

[Bob_]

Wonder what they’re going to do now? Go out and get an actual productive/grownup job?

Alternatively they could get together with everyone else who’s been cancelled/had saucy opinions/couldn’t keep their dick in their pants and make some sort of giant isle of the rejects content company/YouTube channel.

I might just watch that shit.

Imagine the content if you put them all in a bus that travels perpetually between LA and Florida

 

[Frenchie]

Ryan probably will. He's a tech guy by trade, and I'm sure there are tech companies in Austin that would be fine having him quietly working the back-end.

Although that might be more Kovic's thing, now that I think of it.

That sounds incredibly depressing, can't imagine how it'll feel seeing your friends continue on something which you essentially started, while you become a nobody in some back office for a tech company.

 

[Pig Boss]

In progress, requested videos, some personal favorites, and some recents
I do NOT know how long these links will stay active, anybody who is more experienced in video archival please grab them when you can!

Spoiler: DEMO DISK

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Spoiler: BAND MANAGER

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Spoiler: WHEELHAUS

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Spoiler: GORE GAMEPLAY

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Spoiler: HITMAN

Spoiler: BLOOD MONEY

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Spoiler: CONTRACTS

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Spoiler: TALKING STALKINGS

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Spoiler: NO IDEA IKEA

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Spoiler: MY SUMMER CAR

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Spoiler: MY BOYFRIEND

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Spoiler: GIFT GUIDE

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Spoiler: EYE TRACKER

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Spoiler: DRUNK GAMEPLAYS

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Spoiler: HIGH GAMEPLAYS

HIGH ON LABO- NINTENDO LABO
HIS DANK MATERIALS- THE GOLDEN COMPASS
SMOKE THE COMPETITION- TETRIS EFFECT

Spoiler: BOARD AS HELL

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Spoiler: TO CATCH A LOVER

CAUGHT CHEATING
COITUS INTERRUPTUS- WITH PAMELA HORTON

Spoiler: DUMB AVENGERS/SIMS 4

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Spoiler: 1 DOLLAR 1 HOUR

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I've got a magnet link to a torrent with all of FH's videos on them. I didn't make it, I was sent it.

Spoiler: Magnet URL

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[Exceptional individualist]

That sounds incredibly depressing, can't imagine how it'll feel seeing your friends continue on something which you essentially started, while you become a nobody in some back office for a tech company.

There are worse fates

starting with a company you helped found and watching it fall apart from the inside for instance

 

[BigDuckEnergy]

Lawrence whining about hand washing is one of the gayest things in a thread where a man literally has a rubber chick up his ass

Adams a big boy, I’m sure he can take a leak without getting piss all over his fingers

obviously if he was taking a shit and not washing his hands I recind all of this

Did you miss the part where Adam was literally masturbating at work?

 

[Fapcop]

I think both of them will fall for it because they're exceptional.

For Ryan, they have kids and their relationship from the start was just awkward. While Adam's wife Jess just seems to be fucking stupid since all she posted after her stuff leaked was to check out her store and buy her shit.

I think both of them will fall for it because they're exceptional.

For Ryan, they have kids and their relationship from the start was just awkward. While Adam's wife Jess just seems to be fucking stupid since all she posted after her stuff leaked was to check out her store and buy her shit.

Meh, they’ll probably stay together. I’ve prob seen more couples stay together post affairs than split up.

The only thing worse than being a divorced weekend dad in your late thirties is being a divorced single mom at that age:

If you haven’t hit the wall yet, it’s only a few years away, and you’re the perpetual runner up in the dating game, because guys don’t want to raise another dudes kids if they have any other options.

Plus, there’s more to marriage if you’ve been together for a decade and have kids than sex or even love.

Chances are that you make a really good team: You parent well together, complement each other, know each other like nobody else.


TLDR: They’ll probably stay together and it has nothing to do with the wife being a pushover, dumb or easily manipulated.

 

[Fruity]

Wonder what they’re going to do now? Go out and get an actual productive/grownup job?

Alternatively they could get together with everyone else who’s been cancelled/had saucy opinions/couldn’t keep their dick in their pants and make some sort of giant isle of the rejects content company/YouTube channel.

I might just watch that shit.

That sounds incredibly depressing, can't imagine how it'll feel seeing your friends continue on something which you essentially started, while you become a nobody in some back office for a tech company.

I'm pretty sure that's how they found Ryan in the first place since he responded to a Craigslist ad just to be a tech guy / editor. I'd like to see the reaction of any future employer who googles their name and comes up with "X/Y nudes leaked, dildo up ass, cheating on wife" though.

 

[Scuttle]

RoosterTeeth might get a little viewership raise after all this.

At least until Fiona wet blankets any semblance of comedy in the videos she's in and pushes them back out.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

People are already praising Adam's apology as sounding more 'genuine' than Ryan's, and that may be true, but personally I feel like a dude who can hide participating in a cat-fishing op for years is probably also capable of faking a heartfelt, public apology. Sounds more like he's upset that he got caught (as is always the case).

Is your typical coprate statment nothing more.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Did you miss the part where Adam was literally masturbating at work?

I’m assuming that Lawrence didn’t know about that when they initially fell out over hand washing

I also can’t imagine getting cum on my hands and not washing it off, maybe I’m wrong and he was walking around the office looking like Spider-Man but I doubt it

 

[Pig Boss]

Meh, they’ll probably stay together. I’ve prob seen more couples stay together post affairs than split up.

The only thing worse than being a divorced weekend dad in your late thirties is being a divorced single mom at that age:

If you haven’t hit the wall yet, it’s only a few years away, and you’re the perpetual runner up in the dating game, because guys don’t want to raise another dudes kids if they have any other options.

Plus, there’s more to marriage if you’ve been together for a decade and have kids than sex or even love.

Chances are that you make a really good team: You parent well together, complement each other, know each other like nobody else.


TLDR: They’ll probably stay together and it has nothing to do with the wife being a pushover, dumb or easily manipulated.

Ryan has been sleeping in the spare bedroom and not wearing his wedding ring since May.

 

[Cactuar King]

Well in this stream they had a bit of blow up fight: https://roosterteeth.com/watch/achievement-hunter-stream-archive-2020-astroneer-7-22
Unfortunately it has since been cut.
It was posted to reddit here: https://www.reddit.com/r/roosterteeth/comments/hw2tx7/lindsay_vs_ryan_people_have_it_hard/
But that too has been deleted, I'm just searching for an alternate source of the clip now. Basically Lindsay says men get everything handed to them on a silver platter and Ryan comes back with some fact about men having it rough and Lindsay and Caiti just trash him for a bit.
Lindsay really comes across poorly, that's probably why he unfollowed her first out of everyone.

Side note: I've not refreshed the thread in a while if someone has already posted this explanation I will an hero along with Adam.

Edit: Why has RoosterTeeth been excluded from the wayback machine?

Edit 2: More info on the subject of the argument here:https://vagababez.tumblr.com/post/624377091355508736/so-lets-talk-that-astroneer-debate-shall-we-in

"Toxic masculinity" "The patriarchy". Imagine being scared of something that doesn't exist.

 

[ChoChoTwister]

I’m assuming that Lawrence didn’t know about that when they initially fell out over hand washing

I also can’t imagine getting cum on my hands and not washing it off, maybe I’m wrong and he was walking around the office looking like Spider-Man but I doubt it

Adam said someone walked in during the infamous bathroom pic. There's a small chance they found out he what he was doing even if they didn't know the context.

 

[Shocked_Gondar]

No meme, why is it always the guys with tiny peckers that do this shit?

 

[Exceptional individualist]

No meme, why is it always the guys with tiny peckers that do this shit?

Maybe they think it’s so small no one will notice...

 

[Actually Christian Bale]

Meh, they’ll probably stay together. I’ve prob seen more couples stay together post affairs than split up.

The only thing worse than being a divorced weekend dad in your late thirties is being a divorced single mom at that age:

If you haven’t hit the wall yet, it’s only a few years away, and you’re the perpetual runner up in the dating game, because guys don’t want to raise another dudes kids if they have any other options.

Plus, there’s more to marriage if you’ve been together for a decade and have kids than sex or even love.

Chances are that you make a really good team: You parent well together, complement each other, know each other like nobody else.


TLDR: They’ll probably stay together and it has nothing to do with the wife being a pushover, dumb or easily manipulated.

People being obsessed with the concept of a wall suddenly slamming into women everywhere never gets old with its dumbshittery.

Isn't Lori's family super religious? I wouldn't wanna divorce a woman from a Corpus Christi family, she'd probably have her dad with a shotgun backing her up during negotiations.