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When you throw one too many Laurens under the bus.

I can see Shoe basically becoming Spoony with tits. Next thing you know she'll be "joking" about chaining Contra up in her basement.
The tweet that started this cat fight:
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Lauren (In a video having nothing to do with healthcare): Big Government polices don't work as well in a non-homogeneous society like the US
Shoe: You just hate healthcare!

Is healthcare the only talking point this dumb bald cunt knows?

Vaush I know you're probably banging this desperate 30 year old, can you at least do everyone a favor and teach her a few more talking points besides healthcare while you're at it?
 
i didn't even know lauren was still doing videos, i unfollowed her back when she was still roaming millennial. she was always pretty stale to me, but she articulates herself much better than shoe does and comes off as less of an enormous fucking retard, so i will be looking forward to this catfight.
 
So, did Greg start losing weight before the breakup or after? I'm not sure why, but this feels important to me. Maybe it doesn't matter since they don't actually live together.

Sue is pregnant, btw. She's 30. Also is Candace Owens, same age. Is not that late for Shoe to have a family and a relationship. The whole "no eggs" meme is just a meme: modern medicine has made women healthier even after 30, you still can have good and healthy kids. But she has very impossible expectations for a boyfriend: She wants a boyfriend she can brag about rather than someone who can love her for real.
Realistically, she has 6 to 7 years to have a kid at most. She still has to find a guy who is ok with all the weird online shit including the very public DDLG previous relationship, get married, and then get pregnant and successfully carry to term. It's certainly not impossible. Lots of women have children in their 30s, but it's definitely time to make that a priority if she wants it.
I still don’t understand why this is news. It’s been pretty obvious she was a SocDem/Socialist. Why is this such a big deal that she holds the political beliefs that everyone already thought she did?
I think it's more just funny because maybe some of her simps didn't. I mean most people who even know about her forgot about her by now and just remembered she was some anti-woke GOTIS haver.

There's a fair amount of Bernie sympathy with the right. Other socialist figures, not so much.

Mostly, I think people are just smelling some blood in the water and e-drama, so we're attracted to the spectacle. Regardless of if that was kicked off for any legitimate reason or not.
Lauren Chen is the only grifter who's videos genuinely bore me. She couldn't pick lower hanging fruit and regurgitates views that have been said half a decade ago. She is a mouthpiece for Blaze and a saner Brittany Venti, nothing more.

Despite this, Chen is about to get married and doesn't seem to be neither a radical nor off-the-rails retarded and bitter.
She also looks 20x more bangable than June. Ask 20 men if they'd rather bang Roaming Millenial or Sh0eOnHead and let the results speak for themselves.
At least Lauren Chen isn't a total RINO cuck. She's about as based as you can be and still be a mainstream republican. Yeah obviously she's just regurgitating other people's points, but she's pretty good at it and they're at least good points.

I'm certainly not saying I watch her, but I'm glad she's making content I guess.
And because deep down, she knows she's hit the wall. At least by Greg's standards.
I mean hasn't she? Things aren't gonna improve for her from here looks wise or even stay the same.
 
...What? Lauren Southern and Lauren Chen are the same person, mate.
Hats off to you for not seeing race.
Is healthcare the only talking point this dumb bald cunt knows?
That and, "I wanna get sodomized by the gross-looking bad boy flavor of the week, UwU."

Anyone else notice that the Breadtubers don't seem to be particularly keen on coming to Shoe's aid while everyone from Destiny to PPP to Chen dunks on her?
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If Shoe keeps on lashing out at this rate we’re gonna end up with the female Ethan Ralph.
I can definitely picture June getting involved with some hardcore druggie, getting hooked on drugs as a consequence, and posting a wig-less sextape while on a bender to pwn the vanilla normies who are making fun of her and her new "dom." Wig harvest 2021! Come on June! You've got it in you!
 
Realistically, she has 6 to 7 years to have a kid at most.
Farmers, just because a woman is capable of creating children, it doesn't necessarily mean she should be a mother.

I know we're all concerned about June's ebbing fertility, but take a scroll through the posts on this thread. Are you left with a feeling of confidence in her potential parenting skills after reading about all her past exploits?
 
I found more Discord leaks on Twitter. These are new and haven't been posted in the thread yet. Holy shit Kiwis, SHE'S SLIDING TO THE LEFT HARD!


She would like to go Market Socialist, or maybe full Anarcho-Communist! ( :story: ancom is a fucking oxymoron)
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Shoe0nhead blows her Soviet Dog-whistles. Chat jokes about her wanting to fuck Vaush ( :c ew)
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SHOE GIVES TIPS ON HOW TO ASSAULT COPS WITH ELECTRONIC TASER SHIELDS! (A serious crime, this is advice on how to go to fucking prison, seriously don't attack cops.)
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Shoe0nhead has definitely been LARPing... I mean, protesting.
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She actually said "The simp pipeline must read Das Kapital." (More commie/Karl Marx fangirling)
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I think she's having the female leftie version of a middle life crisis. For men, they try to gain back their youth by banging 20 year olds and buying new cars, for her is to pretend she's still some ANTIFA revolutionary college girl.

June, you're thirty, lmao. You look TERRIBLE larping as Che, that's why he died young.
 
I found more Discord leaks on Twitter. These are new and haven't been posted in the thread yet. Holy shit Kiwis, SHE'S SLIDING TO THE LEFT HARD!


She would like to go Market Socialist, or maybe full Anarcho-Communist! ( :story: ancom is a fucking oxymoron)
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Shoe0nhead blows her Soviet Dog-whistles. Chat jokes about her wanting to fuck Vaush ( :c ew)

SHOE GIVES TIPS ON HOW TO ASSAULT COPS WITH ELECTRONIC TASER SHIELDS! (A serious crime, this is advice on how to go to fucking prison, seriously don't attack cops.)
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Shoe0nhead has definitely been LARPing... I mean, protesting.
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She actually said "The simp pipeline must read Das Kapital." (More commie/Karl Marx fangirling)
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The funniest shit in all this is this part about throwing salt water on shields to short circuit them. Yeah, I'm sure the company that specialises in riot gear would make sure that it gives them the same weakness as the fucking TRIFFIDS.

It reminds me of Africans who thought blessed water would make them immune from European weaponry, and as a result they were mown down by fucking Maxim guns.

You know maybe if she was 18 and LARPing as a revolutionary I could understand why she would believe something so fucking stupid - that a company would produce riot gear that would be made inoperable, and actually dangerous to the user by it merely getting wet. That mere contact with the most common thing on the surface of the Earth made it deadly to touch! As if they don't test this sort of gear for adverse conditions, you know - like the conditions you would encounter at a riot.

For someone who is over-30 it shows how stunted her understanding of life really is. The idea that the people who produce this equipment don't go through iterations of equipment, of testing in controlled and field conditions and that the end users wouldn't also test them in such manner, and that end user feedback wouldn't flag issues like this up quickly. Nah dog we forgot to test liquids to see if they can short circuit it, nothing we can do now just dodge the bottles of piss. What a fucking brainlet. But that's what you become if your entire working life is spent creating videos for people who are tfw too intelligent.
 
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New video, can't believe he said this. Remember a couple of weeks ago when Shoe0nhead said she's totally not a communist? Hilarious... The corn harvest has blessed us.

"The shoe0nhead to communism pipeline is real, Shoe radicalized me away from centrism!" --VaushV

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Why is the shield electric anyway?
It's a taser shield so assholes can't mess with the cops as easily. Shield theft, punching of cops, people getting too close to cops.
 
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Why is the shield electric anyway?

Big dry taser.

New video, can't believe he said this. The corn bounty is real.

"The shoe0nhead to communism pipeline is real, Shoe radicalized me away from centrism!" --VaushV

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oh my fucking god lmao



It's a taser shield so asshole can't mess with the cops as easily. Shield theft, punching of cops, people getting too close to cops.

Like even if you agree with June, she's a fucking retard airhead. Like, that's the reality - she's a 30 year old giving takes that a fucking 16-18 year old would bring up.
 
Nah dog we forgot to test liquids to see if they can short circuit it, nothing we can do now just dodge the bottles of piss. What a fucking brainlet. But that's what you become if your entire working life is spent creating videos for people who are tfw too intelligent.
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saltwater is different than regular water because it conducts more electricity
I'm pretty sure all of the riot shields have on-off switches and other safeguards (from the videos I've seen posted on the riot board)
Regardless telling people to try to get cops to electrocute themselves is definitely Fedposting
Why is the shield electric anyway?
 
>proven vapid high school "mean girl"
>larping manchild bugman fiance dumps her
>peers moving on with their lives and becoming parents
>no immediate irl friends to relate to
>has made a "career" out of e-plagiarizing personalities
>30th b-day brings with it terrible realities: Time is slipping away. The ticking of the biological clock is getting harder to ignore
>Since the political grift is all she knows, she turns to penniless marxists for acceptance. They will use her to dog-whistle her dwindling fan-base. Look for screen shots of her complaining about how she'll have to get a job because the money is dwindling, too

I'm confused by this move on June's part. She plays as shrewd, but she's clearly desperate, stupid, and lonely. These leaks illustrate just how desperate she is. There are undoubtedly commie simps who will give her money, but I think the pool of potential paypigs is far more shallow among LARP'ing commies.
 
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