Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

"How dare they show Tweets that I publicly posted online! This is like hiring ninjas to assassinate me!"

The sad thing is how true this is. You don't even need to provide criticism or commentary for MovieBob to get mad. Awhile ago he literally had a meltdown over somebody tweeting nothing more than a photo of Bob at him.

It seems like he knows on a deep level how heinous his statements are and how that they'll be construed negatively by other people. Anything that isn't outright ass kissing is an attack on him.

 

[Jack Awful]

The funny thing about this being featured on the front page is that the Cuties thing isn't even that big of a Moviebob meltdown.

 

[Ruin]

Do you guys think Bob has the physical or metaphorical balls to brandish a gun at his haters Boogie style? If so I hope he wears his autistic Mario cosplay while doing it.

 

[Positron]

"Karen"


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The Memology 101 drama is like a Holidays gift that comes two months early:

Same to you Bob.




And he is still mad.

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Boring political bullshit:






Mike Pence harasses a black woman!

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Bobby gets hard over some Chinky rocket show, because the Chinks aren't a Christofascist Death Cult, but rather a Christian-killing Fascist Death Cult.


Another reason why the Kool Kids in Breadtube will always hold Bobby in disdain is that he is strongly against workers' unions:

Bob only wants lefties' icing (LGBT, unrestricted immigration, free bucks for no work) but dismisses their core values as centuries old Inferior Past envisioned by dead white man, as obsolete as Mayonaisse Ghouls.

And he is oblivious that his Robotic Superior Future is incompatible with the humanitarian pretense of Starbucks Communists:

In Bobby's Superior Future, a Youtube video showing a faux-woman's faux-scandalization is "worth" more than 1000 tons of coal, even if the later represents far more labor value.

Coal workers can take a degree in Feminist Persecution Theory, get their dicks snipped off and BAM! The next SOCTUS!

Bobby hates to be proved wrong:

"Moment of joy in the darkness", you mean Summer and Halloween?

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Bobby's Angels. Fake Chink is giving Bobby life advice which unfortunately flies over his head.



Neither ghosts nor queerness exists, Luke.

Bobby defends the exploitation of female sexuality in slasher movies, in a thread where Lukey claims how something or another isn't feminist or queer enough.

Film Studies 101 is a great conversation opener if you want to impress trannies.

Bob Chipman owns Kiwi Farms:

I don't know about you but to me Seven Sisters is the Chinese name for the Pleiades.


I take my defeat gladly, with a smirk.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

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"Karen"
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The Memology 101 drama is like a Holidays gift that comes two months early:
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Same to you Bob.

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And he is still mad.

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Boring political bullshit:
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Mike Pence harasses a black woman!
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Bobby gets hard over some Chinky rocket show, because the Chinks aren't a Christofascist Death Cult, but rather a Christian-killing Fascist Death Cult.
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Another reason why the Kool Kids in Breadtube will always hold Bobby in disdain is that he is strongly against workers' unions:
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Bob only wants lefties' icing (LGBT, unrestricted immigration, free bucks for no work) but dismisses their core values as centuries old Inferior Past envisioned by dead white man, as obsolete as Mayonaisse Ghouls.

And he is oblivious that his Robotic Superior Future is incompatible with the humanitarian pretense of Starbucks Communists:
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In Bobby's Superior Future, a Youtube video showing a faux-woman's faux-scandalization is "worth" more than 1000 tons of coal, even if the later represents far more labor value.

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Coal workers can take a degree in Feminist Persecution Theory, get their dicks snipped off and BAM! The next SOCTUS!

Bobby hates to be proved wrong:
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"Moment of joy in the darkness", you mean Summer and Halloween?

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Bobby's Angels. Fake Chink is giving Bobby life advice which unfortunately flies over his head.
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Neither ghosts nor queerness exists, Luke.

Bobby defends the exploitation of female sexuality in slasher movies, in a thread where Lukey claims how something or another isn't feminist or queer enough.
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Film Studies 101 is a great conversation opener if you want to impress trannies.

Bob Chipman owns Kiwi Farms:
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I don't know about you but to me Seven Sisters is the Chinese name for the Pleiades.

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I take my defeat gladly, with a smirk.

It took me a second to realize this is all today.

What the fuck.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Obese white racist eugenicist STILL trying to cancel culture a humble hard-working Honduran farmer who never told anyone to harass or harm anybody.
tsk tsk tsk

This is the same exact bitchmade tactic he and his brother used when they tried to get that guy who made fun of his book fired and it exploded in both of their white trash faces.

 

[Uncle Joey]

Is "Christofascist" some sort of Bob-ism? I have never heard anyone else use that term before, but he seems to love milking the shit out of it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Is "Christofascist" some sort of Bob-ism? I have never heard anyone else use that term before, but he seems to love milking the shit out of it.

It's because Muslims did 9/11 but it was the Christians who were the bad guys all along because Roe vs Wade.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It took me a second to realize this is all today.

What the fuck.

This is every day. He even has a second account that we're pretty sure The Escapist made him make where he can get "spicy" and not be directly associated with them. His takes on his dead coward block evading personal account are essentially the same as his real verified the one where anyone gives him any asspats business account though sometimes more blunt and brutish. Shortly after he first made it he went into protected mode to keep out the trolls. The downside to that is that he would have to go and verify every single person who sent him a follow request. He begrudingly opened it back up because he's lazy which is exemplified as he has not changed the bio on his alt TO THIS DAY.

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981

I forget what happened, if anything, but he locked it down again and used it take swipes at different people, some of whom blocked him RIP Aimee Terese, or people who would swat him down but couldn't see it because of the locked account. At some point he reopened it up, due to not getting those sweet, sweet dopamine hits like on his main account. His followers seem to be a mix of trolls, troons, weirdos, and a surprising number of ABDLs which is frankly odd to me and I don't full understand that.

 

[Adamska]

"I'm from Boston, I fight."

"...on Twitter."

He doesn't even fight on twitter. He runs away like a bitch and has people fight for him if he can't use a one-liner to dismiss someone.

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Stay mad, Bob.

Fuck me, I keep forgetting how all Bobby's doing now is just dumping shit from years ago. THIS is why his views are collapsing.

This is the same exact bitchmade tactic he and his brother used when they tried to get that guy who made fun of his book fired and it exploded in both of their white trash faces.

Given how lazy and regularly Chris has been begging of late, you think he accidentally nuked his career by joining his mentally retarded brother and harrassing a dude with his name attached to it?

If so, then Billy-Bob is slowly turning more and more into the Banjo Man, the white trash villain who destroys employment and success with whatever he touches. Hidden in his basement lair with his mountain dew fried chicken, he waits to make more people into check using slobs with no ability or talent.

 

[The Demon]

The sad thing is how true this is. You don't even need to provide criticism or commentary for MovieBob to get mad. Awhile ago he literally had a meltdown over somebody tweeting nothing more than a photo of Bob at him.

It seems like he knows on a deep level how heinous his statements are and how that they'll be construed negatively by other people. Anything that isn't outright ass kissing is an attack on him.

it also has to be a movie reference too

 

[Syaoran Li]

The sad thing is how true this is. You don't even need to provide criticism or commentary for MovieBob to get mad. Awhile ago he literally had a meltdown over somebody tweeting nothing more than a photo of Bob at him.

It seems like he knows on a deep level how heinous his statements are and how that they'll be construed negatively by other people. Anything that isn't outright ass kissing is an attack on him.

Pretty much this. Bob is a massive narcissist and he knows he's heinous but believes he's morally justified

It's kind of a tired meme at this point but it still rings true, Bob's entire moral philosophy can be summed up as "There are no bad tactics. Only bad targets"

Is "Christofascist" some sort of Bob-ism? I have never heard anyone else use that term before, but he seems to love milking the shit out of it.

Nah, the fedora atheists and the early SJW's loved to use it a lot.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Pretty much this. Bob is a massive narcissist and he knows he's heinous but believes he's morally justified

It's kind of a tired meme at this point but it still rings true, Bob's entire moral philosophy can be summed up as "There are no bad tactics. Only bad targets"


Nah, the fedora atheists and the early SJW's loved to use it a lot.

Bob thinks Jesus is going to show up at his door and take away his penis. Hah! As if even God Himself could find it!

 

[Halsey117]

Kinda.
The traditional, for want of a better word, understanding of eugenics is breeding humans to one day create the Overman, a perfect human (forgive me because I know I'm butchering it in trying to be succinct and dealing with the after effects of fetal alcohol syndrome). Bob cares nothing for creating a better man. He is transfixed with transhumanism and this mythical star trek-esque future that only exists in his head, think of kinda like 50's space motif mixed with Blade Runner but somehow with none of the problems. What I'm about to write should not be taken fully literally but mostly literally. It's a summation of Bob's world outlook:

Anyone he doesn't like is a hindrance to his superior future, see his MUH ROCKET SHIPS rant. Anyone against said future is clearly cannot be human. If you're not human then you have no place in the superior future. If you are human but disagree with him then you are not superior and thus obsolete. Obsolete things must be disposed of like the trash they are.

Again, Bob doesn't care about building a better man, see his infamous video about telling gamers to get in shape and then giving himself the beetus. If you are against Bob he has no problems seeing you sterilized, your line erased like conquered kings of old, your property/money wiped off the face of the earth, and you grovelling while a bullet is put between your eyes. He wants a cleansing of ideas. That's why I say kinda.

No "kinda" about it. I've perused his tweets for a long time. He absolutely believes in the same 1920s science that bore eugenics and Nazism, though he may simply be too fucking retarded to realize it. He somehow doesn't see a connection between his belief in "societal evolution" getting rid of the stupids, and social darwinism, despite the fact that "societal" and "social" basically are the same word, and "darwinism" is....the theory of evolution. It's obvious to literally everyone but him and his dumbshit cape-poisoned followers that he is a fascist. I think he was very likely an actual far-right Ayn Randian who thought that "modernity" would kill the stupids and the blacks, and never actually changed his views because he's too proud to do so. Just picked up a few buzzwords, denounced IQ (and replaced it with his own idealized tests) and that's it. At his core he was always a nazi.

 

[BubbleButt]

It took me a second to realize this is all today.

What the fuck.

Haha, yeah, that's pretty standard.

Fuckin' strap in, bruv.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob look what they have at McDonalds


More things to fill the void that's your soul.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

It took me a second to realize this is all today.

What the fuck.

Bob is the kind of person who considers it normal to spend 22 hours a day Tweeting in-between glancing at product on screen and eating and drinking enough to put a college fratboy or a champion racehorse to shame. Sometimes I really want to be the fly on the wall in his basement one day just to see how Bob operates on a day to day basis because the guy is all over the place some days. He will spend the entire day Tweeting about everything ranging from current politics, the latest geek culture news, random animal trivia, talking about how wasteland ghouls are going to be made obsolete by a robotics display at a college, attacking random people for having the wrong opinions than him, retweeting and kissing up to BreadTube while misinterpreting their messages, talking about his family, making reference to his nonexistent exercise routine, kissing up to China and other dictatorships, creeping on female YouTubers and trannys, random scientific discoveries, making thinly veiled references to this website, throwing out terrible ideas for movie pitches, saying he is "aware" when someone points out how inaccurate his facts are, complaining about Trump and his administration, occasionally reposting one of his old videos, and above all lamenting the sad state of his life. How he can spend an entire day just Tweeting about random garbage without any rhyme or reason is just something I'm a little curious about.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

"How dare they show Tweets that I publicly posted online! This is like hiring ninjas to assassinate me!"

The funny thing is I actually read a Turtleboy article today where there was a similar situation with a woman losing her job because of comments she made on Facebook that insulted someone she was delivering food to because he was a Trump supporter.

On another note, is anyone else surprised Bob hasn't made it to Turtleboy yet? He's in New England, and that's where Turtleboy operates.

 

[Rei is shit]

CANT STOP WONT STOP

 

[Zelmek]

Long time ago, I remember hearing about MovieBob on a site called The Escapist Magazine where he'd review old movies and comics. Didn't hear anything about him for a few years until recognizing the name with him shilling for the Cuties film. Not sure what happened to make him like this but my guess is he's probably been brainwashed with as FUBAR Marvel has gotten over the past couple of years with the whole SJW thing. Pretty sure reviewing that mess all the time has got to lead to some kinda brain damage or an unhealthy coping mechanism. That or he's just in complete denial that anything is wrong with it all because accepting that means he'd have to abandon something so close to the core of his identity.