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I dunno, I’ve never seen the movie 300. But again, about those Barbies in bikinis in Toy Story. That’s soft core porn now? And another question. Melli, do you watch tv? Like cable or a streaming service with advertising?
Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.
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She used some of the money she grifted from Andrew to get cable, so all this bullshit about watching a movie is the same as being unfaithful is just a bunch of hot air. Melinda consumes mass media, she's just pretending she doesn't so she can claim moral superiority.
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In the future, we will be able to control what scenes we want to watch by skipping over scenes that contain excess lewdness.
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I watch conservative shows like Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, Golden Girls, Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune. There's like a .01% chance of seeing someone revealing skin in those.
I do like Cable movies but regrettably the level of nudity on them is very high sometimes. I use websites like kids-in-mind.com to check in advance if there are boobs, thongs, sex, etc. If I get caught off guard I turn my head away, man or woman popping up on the screen. I fast forward (I can hear the music change, that's a good indicator that the scene has changed). Sometimes I have to change the movie.
This is 300....
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Is it the fact that they all have rippling abs and are in loincloths? There aren't a lot of traditionally "sexy" scenes in 300.
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Yes, yes it would be, because the film isn't about fucking sex, it's a brutal action film about the Persian Wars. If you think the 300 is a fucking porno, then I can't imagine the kind of watered down tripe that you and your kids watch
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Uhhh. Sure why not. Looks on par with documentaries about holocaust victims.
Mel, you just listed a few dramas yourself and answered your own question.
again, do you watch services that have unskippable ads? I ask, because with your logic the instant and Erectile Dysfunction ad pops up or an ad for a sports game everyone watching has become unfaithful. And still no comment about those trashy Barbie dolls in toy story.
edit: Oh and I seem to remember swimsuits and even lingerie in a few episodes of Everybody Loves Raymond. And there was definitely a bikini in King of Queens. Several times. And a hot tub.
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I have seen the movie 300. I remember there is a scene when the main guy's wife gets raped by some evil Senator and he says, "you will not enjoy this". I could never tell if he was ass raping her or if she wasn't going to get wet for him? The retarded Gollum looking creature that was banned from joining Leonidas' 300 because he was subhuman turned me on. I'd let him fuck my throat and unload his genetically inferior balls in my ass.
Either way, I had to turn it off because I wasn't getting as hard as I wanted. I had to turn on "Anal Lick Fest" starring Amber Rayne RIP (she died of a cocaine overdose in 2016) and some blonde girl. Amber squats over some bald guy's dick and he fucks her ass really hard. Then the director tells her to get off and push her asshole out. The blonde girl then licks Amber's pushed out ass. I remember the director telling blonde girl to "get over there and lick that butthole. Suck whore!"
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By that logic, Spongebob must be some hardcore porno because Sandy wears a bikini whenever she is in her treedome and because of the numerous times we've seen Spongebob naked or in his underwear.
ETA: Melinda is completely right. Look at this photo and tell me Nickelodeon isn't trying to peddle sex to kids
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I guess she can't tell the difference between Spongebob Squarepants and Spongeknob Squarenuts then
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Agreed. She likes "Golden Girls" which frequently showed cleavage as well as frank discussion of sexual encounters. I guess she needs to shun that one too. She's gone from the goalpost of porn watching being the same thing as infidelity, to merely seeing a woman in a miniskirt as same. She's claimed to piously look away from "300", yet is somehow still able to locate and post a promotional picture from the movie. Must have been really tricky to do while averting her eyes lol.
I can agree with expecting your partner not to partake in looking at images for the purposes of sexual gratification, IF that partner has promised that to you.
I think it's a dumb thing to ask, but some people are just that insecure I guess.
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It sounds to me like Marshall gets angry when Melinda watches media with buff dudes in it, because Marshall is an insecure manlet with deep-rooted inferiority issues.
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Or possibly he calls her on the double standard. He must avert his eyes every time a woman shows more leg than she agrees with, or heaven forbid the line between her breasts! But she could watch historical documentaries with men in loincloths. So he called her on it.
Basically she wants the world in burkhas, or every one should walk around blindfolded lest they just happen to see a person less covered than she likes. I don't get how someone with such a known history of inability to exercise discretion in sexual partners can be such a prude.
Guess it's a "do as I say, not as I do" situation.
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How the hell can you claim to be a feminist and at the same time have such a butthurt about women showing cleavage or dressing skimpy. Let your fellow women dress how they want, it's their freedom, you prude fake feminist.
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Melinda hates other women and considers them competition. That's why she's constantly putting them down and handwaving them away as being godless whores.
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Do you even know what a drama movie is? Taxi Driver is considered to be a drama and a damn fine one.
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It's an interesting thought. If Melinda operates on the assumption, that looking at any visual material displaying (typically) desirable features of whatever gender a person is attracted to, is borderline cheating/unfaithful, as long as you are in a marriage or "covenant" with someone and thus she has to avert her eyes or otherwise do her best to avoid it, well; Then I guess we should probably start ending our statements/posts with
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It seems so odd though. Attractiveness is incredibly context dependent. I've never had the urge to fuck a dude, but have always found that someone like Mads Mikkelsen has a lot more "allure" in movies just by the way he usually acts in his roles, compared to some ripped dude posing.
Megan Fox in a Bikini is probably good looking by most of our zeitgeist's standards but it doesn't evoke thoughts of "I need to sex that" in me. Meanwhile, a fully clothed Rose Leslie could more than likely slay me with a look alone. In real life, no matter who or what you see at fx. a sauna, just isn't sexy, because it's in a damn sauna. Movies aren't the same as real life and even IN real life, not every square inch of skin you see is the same!
I guess I'm expecting way too much nuance in that ideology/thinking.
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Another steaming hot take from melinda. Anything showing skin is now porn and if you watch it it makes you unfaithful REGARDLESS of content, intent, or interpretation.
Hey melinda, do you abstain from buying cucumbers and carrots at the grocery store because if you think about shoving them up your stink-crevace you'll be guilty of thought-crimes and Marshall will be justified in beating you?
If you're out in the woods and see a mushroom taller than half an inch, do you destroy it in case you get aroused by the phallic nature of it? I mean I assume nature porn exists, so that's nature being a dirty whore in your world, right?
What skin is okay to show and what isn't? Can a man wear sandals, or is that just too damn sexy for you? Can a woman wear shorts or is that some terrifying taboo?
I assume in melinda's ideal world we'd all be in full body veils at all times, with only our eyes visible or else we'd be tempting everybody at all times.
Good news though - this also means melinda cannot go to the beach for fear of unfaithful thoughts. One less crazy Karen for beach goers!
Hey melinda, do you abstain from buying cucumbers and carrots at the grocery store because if you think about shoving them up your stink-crevace you'll be guilty of thought-crimes and Marshall will be justified in beating you?
If you're out in the woods and see a mushroom taller than half an inch, do you destroy it in case you get aroused by the phallic nature of it? I mean I assume nature porn exists, so that's nature being a dirty whore in your world, right?
What skin is okay to show and what isn't? Can a man wear sandals, or is that just too damn sexy for you? Can a woman wear shorts or is that some terrifying taboo?
I assume in melinda's ideal world we'd all be in full body veils at all times, with only our eyes visible or else we'd be tempting everybody at all times.
Good news though - this also means melinda cannot go to the beach for fear of unfaithful thoughts. One less crazy Karen for beach goers!
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Attraction based on personality happens too
Carrots might be better to masturbate with than plastic dildos because they are organic matter.
The sexiest part of a man are his calves. So I think men should be modest too.
Skin does arouse the mind. People pay for strip clubs and then try to deny a man in a speedo (or woman in a bikini) isn't going to arouse them. It's contradictory.
I avert my eyes often. Even when men are clothed but standing in public in a way that I can see they are trying to summon female attention
You know. Guys who stand like this...
I look away when the commercials for male underwear come on. Or I fast forward
I agree. It's a sexual innuendo.
Have you ever seen Disney's list of sexual innuendos in their movies?
It has nothing to do with insecurity. It is on the basis of moral principle.
I think Burkas are a good idea. It prevents the transfer of physical diseases like Corona. It also prevents the spread of spiritual disease like adultery
I never said it wasn't a woman's choice. What I said was: that women are not empowered by shaking their goods out in public for free. That's making yourself a sexual object. A woman should know her value by covering up. Make a man show some respect and work for her assets
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Make the man buy the cow
Not true. I have spoken about women I mutually respect plenty of times
I've never once changed the goal post. The goalpost is always The Torah.
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Have you seen the way the men walk, stand and posture themselves in the movie??
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Oh joy, she's on par with women who spray bleach on men for "man-spreading" on the subway.
Pro tip: not many men are standing in a way to seduce others unless they're in a club. In fact a lot of times that I'm out in public there is no sex going on in my mind. Usually I'm more interested in what music is playing or what's happening in my audio book.
Pro tip: not many men are standing in a way to seduce others unless they're in a club. In fact a lot of times that I'm out in public there is no sex going on in my mind. Usually I'm more interested in what music is playing or what's happening in my audio book.