Yeah, but he forgot to include "pedophile; both overt & low-key", so that probably kicks the percentage back down to like 32%? (And that # is only so low because the scariest pedobear motherfuckers are smart enough to stay away from the internet..)
Derrick had a few people cheer for him to ask Phil for good luck on his job interview at Toys R Us. Didn't seem like there were any mods in the chat and everybody was making jokes about it, all ignored by DSP.
Derrick had a few people cheer for him to ask Phil for good luck on his job interview at Toys R Us. Didn't seem like there were any mods in the chat and everybody was making jokes about it, all ignored by DSP.
.. I try to keep my shitposting respectable & not type shit that adds nothing to a conversation, but after reading... that, I'm gonna btfo that rule for a second, sorry:
Oh my fucking Christ, dude... What in the actual fuck. That dude is an electronic fucking orphanage for lowest common denominator society.
I forget where it was from, but someone actually accused him of only responding to questions that had a donation attached to it, and his response was basically "Yeah, cuz everyone in stream chat is a super negative troll, so I don't really want to interact with those people". Saying that if you want an actual 15+ minute response you'd submit a question to the Ask The King segment. But this would just result in him only responding to soft-ball questions and just using those as a jumping off point for whatever meandering rant he had prepared beforehand.
If Philip had any fucking business sense he'd enable text-to-speech (minimum amount required $5 if you wanna be a jew about it). Just imagine Dave getting told to go fuck himself for 2 hours straight by a lady android voice.
.. I try to keep my shitposting respectable & not type shit that adds nothing to a conversation, but after reading... that, I'm gonna btfo that rule for a second, sorry:
Oh my fucking Christ, dude... What in the actual fuck. That dude is an electronic fucking orphanage for lowest common denominator society.
I'd say it's more of an adult day-care/ assisted living facility than a orphanage, you get old enough that even if noone fosters you, you get kicked out of orphanages... Philliam has no such policy, if you can throw quarters at him on stage ala incubus, you are allowed to hang around.
If Philip had any fucking business sense he'd enable text-to-speech (minimum amount required $5 if you wanna be a jew about it). Just imagine Dave getting told to go fuck himself for 2 hours straight by a lady android voice.
He's got the kind of charisma of the ''new brother in law'' you meet at an anniversary/event that you want to kick in the balls; sucks with kids, doesn't help anyone, can't hold a conversation but thinks he's the hotest shit in a 100 miles radius.
He's got the kind of charisma of the ''new brother in law'' you meet at an anniversary/event that you want to kick in the balls; sucks with kids, doesn't help anyone, can't hold a conversation but thinks he's the hotest shit in a 100 miles radius.
He has reverted to begging for the week's money. I don't even know what you'd call it. That has been the theme of tonight so far.
He again asserted that he has no money at all because of his chargebacks, and he needs to make it until the Twitch payment. So he really needs tips to help out right now because that's all he has.
He's basically just shy of insinuating that he needs $200/day to live. If he gets paid, 'at the latest', on the 15th and he just needs to 'survive' these 8 days, I'm really curious as to what $1600 is needed for over the course of 8 days. The $100 should be enough to carry him. Another $100 tomorrow should cover another grocery trip until he gets paid.
Someone has cheered asking a few times about getting groceries once every two weeks. Phil is only reading the first few lines of the cheers, then saying it's bullshit and he doesn't understand it. So he's really touchy about any specific questions about groceries or his shopping schedule. It's because you are implying you need the weekly grocery money of a family of 20, Phil. Even your hapless wheelchairs see a problem there.
When you put it like that, it is complete lunacy. He makes it sound like he's got the Mafia breathing down his neck and Kat doesn't get to come home from the 'soapland' unless he raises the daily interest.
EDIT:fixed a typo
Unrelated, in a sense, but is the F2M Trans, Gay, Furry who bought Dave's portal gun a known fan? Are they still around? Curious about something that I seemed to miss.
51. At the end of the stream he was pedalling the chargeback narrative hard again. Made a comment along the lines of "we're only at 50 dollars in tips tonight guys. Do you now see how many chargebacks I've been dealing with lately?".
How he can still claim people like him and support his stream, but can't seem to step up enough to legitimately hit the tips goal is beyond me. Mind you, 25 of the 51 dollars was from a newish whale called UpscaledMan.
The great thing with fall guys is that you can time your messages to the pig in between rounds so there is a higher chance your message gets read. So I questioned the legitimacy of the vest streak after he went on his chargeback spiel, hoping I could at least get a mini rant out of it but he ignored it sadly.
He thought he was being smarter than everyone else and ended up banning his troll tips. At this rate he'll be homeless within a month. Looks like your narrative blew up in your face dumpling. Time to find that real job.
If Philip had any fucking business sense he'd enable text-to-speech (minimum amount required $5 if you wanna be a jew about it). Just imagine Dave getting told to go fuck himself for 2 hours straight by a lady android voice.
This is the greatest proof, imo, that DSP has been constantly lying about how bad things are (well, I mean aside from people like @actually 's spot on accounting). He claims he's about to lose his house, lose everything, but when people suggested TTS they get the old "Uhhh, no!" TTS is a dumb, obnoxious gimmick, but it's a dumb, obnoxious gimmick that works and makes streamers exponentially more than if they didn't have TTS. The man who claims to face homelessness snorts derisively at TTS suggestions because obviously he'd rather be destitute than hear Siri say "gout gout gout gout" for 5 bucks.
He thought he was being smarter than everyone else and ended up banning his troll tips. At this rate he'll be homeless within a month. Looks like your narrative blew up in your face dumpling. Time to find that real job.
If Philip had any fucking business sense he'd enable text-to-speech (minimum amount required $5 if you wanna be a jew about it). Just imagine Dave getting told to go fuck himself for 2 hours straight by a lady android voice.
I think Phil would do this if he wasn't afraid it would get him banned on Twitch. You know he'd get iggern iggern iggern iggern and horrible stuff to purposely get him banned.
When you put it like that, it is complete lunacy. He makes it sound like he's got the Mafia breathing down his neck and Kat doesn't get to come home from the 'soapland' unless he raises the daily interest.
EDIT:fixed a typo
Unrelated, in a sense, but is the F2M Trans, Gay, Furry who bought Dave's portal gun a known fan? Are they still around? Curious about something that I seemed to miss.
I gotchu fam, from May 5th, 2019. Seems like this should be in the 'Fans' thread rather than buried in 'General'. I'll maybe try to gather up most of the info posts and cross-post it there later unless someone beats me to it or I'm too lazy
Before I begin with what I've found I must put this into the beginning of my post. She made a DSP Sonic Fursona: View attachment 747559 Tweet | Archive
The rest of the interesting tweets I found I'll just list without images since I don't want this already image heavy post to shit up the place too much, but ya this 'girl' or whatever it is they're a very special DSP fan and apparently a long time fan... Does DSP create furry degenerate fans or does he just attract them?
This is the furaffinity account of the guy he has in his Twitter bio, Sumisune. If someone wants to throw up and see if our little John has any more DSP fanfic, look for him. I couldn't find it and one account I think could be him required a account to see.
If Philip had any fucking business sense he'd enable text-to-speech (minimum amount required $5 if you wanna be a jew about it). Just imagine Dave getting told to go fuck himself for 2 hours straight by a lady android voice.
Asking receipts for an outrageous claim like this? You're trying to dox him so you can send some of that sick motherfucker named Tevin's black ghetto thugs to his house! He has to protect his family from crazy detractors like you! *leans in*
lol. Boy is desperate for begging topics. Hi Phail..........just do some actual game play and stop berating your viewers and you'd probably be alright.
lol. Boy is desperate for begging topics. Hi Phail..........just do some actual game play and stop berating your viewers and you'd probably be alright.
I don't know why he's even trying as he went full mask off with saying that the money that he needs, he really needs it, he needs that money for stuff. What stuff? Doesn't matter, besides it's NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
Same with chargebheks, he can claim there's been any amount of chargebheks before the stream starts so his paypigs need to make up the difference, though he did shoot himself in the foot with requiring his paypigs to dox themselves if they wanna send him cash now.
I don't know why he's even trying as he went full mask off with saying that the money that he needs, he really needs it, he needs that money for stuff. What stuff? Doesn't matter, besides it's NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!
Same with chargebheks, he can claim there's been any amount of chargebheks before the stream starts so his paypigs need to make up the difference, though he did shoot himself in the foot with requiring his paypigs to dox themselves if they wanna send him cash now.
Even the pigs have to be asking themselves "why do we have to make up for some assholes?" Some pigs might be tapped already as the middle of the month check isn't here yet.