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The Calvin pissing thing wasn't even from the comic you fucking mongoloid. It was a bootleg thing that got ridiculously popular.
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the fact that he actually believed the corporate lie that copying a program = stealing, and then uses that unironically to support real theft is very telling to his understanding of money and society in general
and this man wants to be a leftist lmao
and this man wants to be a leftist lmao
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LOL. Where do I start on Q's latest retardation.
"the point of this is to mock..."
BZZT! Wrong. The point of that comic is, "I'm a tranny, so I don't have to pay for things! Anyone who calls me out on it is a TERF and a NAZI!"
"I talk about Pirate Bay..."
Not even the same thing, Q. If someone steals from a store, not only do the employees get the costs docked from their pay in some places, but they sometimes get fired as a result too. Pirating a movie online does not do this.
"Stealing is fine!"
OK, then. Let me go post your address on CraigsList saying that all your Transformers and Garfield stuff is free for everyone to come and swipe.
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Not gonna lie, I kinda expected Quinton to be one of those people that glorifies shoplifting but thinks digital piracy is the devil and he pays for every episode of garfield and friends he watches or something. But he consooms insane amounts of Garfield merch so that might be more or less the same.
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Today on Stories from the Quew, Qoomrade Qlinton further questions the loyalty of the suspected troll likely alienating another fan with more than two braincells. This time because of daring to not laugh at Orange Man Bad jokes in 2020. Truly a chud moment.
Since Quinton has plenty of free time he is not using in education, employment or even giting gud at YouTube he just realized he was not banned from r/trump. Truly a move of excellence and tact on such a delicate situation. Let us pray Dear Leader does not get another "mild panic attack" on election night.
Since Quinton has plenty of free time he is not using in education, employment or even giting gud at YouTube he just realized he was not banned from r/trump. Truly a move of excellence and tact on such a delicate situation. Let us pray Dear Leader does not get another "mild panic attack" on election night.
Coomrade Qlinton being the fine man of culture and taste that he is has decided to share an old garment of Night of All Hallows he used years ago. Truly he knows about society and its dire need to understand that you need to vote blue no matter who, even if you claim to be a communist (A)
Memes were had.
Jannies, please fix your goddamn website.
This episode of Good Media Criticism™: Kiwi Edition 3 is sponsored by the NHS which means we are travelling to Maulerland for recommendations. Please remember to stay hydrated, sleep your eight hours, eat healthy and excercise regularly. If you feel like scared or frigten, please reach out to your loved ones and properly trained professionals and no Internet strangers. Allow me to introduce you to the less spergy side of the EFAPsphere.
1) Jay Exci (333k): After spending much of his early Internet career milking the rhino of shitting on CinemaSins, Jay started to make video essays mainly on movies, series and videogames. Jay usually centers in dissecting the writting of what he covers, which leds to a similar but less unhinged version of Mauler's style. Kino watches: Minecraft is Bad (at survival), Netflix Made the Worst Show of 2019 and They Completely Ruined Steven Universe. Appareances in EFAP: 41, 3rd alltime guest.
2) Cynical Reviews (359k): CJ dedicates himself, much like anyone mentioned on these posts so far, to review schlock for the amusement of his audience. Much unlike Quinton, he displays knowledge of what he is talking about most of the time and has unreal levels of self awareness. He had the initiative to start his own podcast (The Great British Podcast) which sadly was consummed by EFAP. Kino watches: Braveheart: How Not To Make A Historical Film (1 & 2), What's Wrong With INCELS (used to be titled "according to an involuntary celibate) and Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix Series is Stupid and Harmful. Appareances in EFAP: 5.
3) Cynic Snacks (165k): Reviewers with avatars (animated americans as Dear Leader calls them) are pretty common but what sets CS is he does know how to animate. You likely have seen his work featured in other channels (likely his most viewed feature on the animated segment in Nerd City's Lele Pons video) which he uses in reviewing absolute bottom of the barrel mockbusters and little production details you might have not noticed. Kino watches: How one man made 117 movies in 10 years!, This Zombie Vampire Jesus Movie is somehow WORSE than you just imagined and Christians Only Netflix is Absolute HELL!. Appareances in EFAP: 5.
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Man there are times when I forget Quinton even exists.... hes pretty much off everyones radar, on mauler's server the most attention he gets these days is the occasional joke about how much of a sad loser he is or a retarded take of his getting posted to laugh at. All of the people that he would consider his mortal enemies have almost certainly stopped thinkingg about him frequently ages ago. His 15 minutes of fame are up and now hes destined to eternal irrelevancy.
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Hope old mate Quinton doesn't find out about this
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I don’t know how you found this, but I can guarantee you that Mike Pence is a more faithful fan of Garfield than a wannabe Breadtuber. This actually made me laugh and smile at the same time.
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Can't wait for Quinton to disavow Garfield especially when Jim Davis himself met Pence and autographed something for him
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Ignorance is a bliss. But some refuse its warm embrace. The first half of the interview contained the following:
1) Garfield's politics. (the following clip)
2) How would you react if Doug Walker had a cult? (Q doesn't get it)
3) Jokes about the """edit war""" on the PPP Wiki. (Q doesn't get it)
4) HOW DARE YOU SHARE YOUR OPINIONS ON POLITICS? (yes, he adressed this one two times, the other one already clipped)
5) How Quinton became INTERNET FRIENDS with ScottTheWoz.
6) Jokes about RAID and meth. (Q doesn't get it)
As stated previously, despite this feeling staged, at the same time it feels very lazy.
TL; DR: He knows Pence likes it, he doesn't care.
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I wish I could go back to the days of Quinton's YouTube career when he wasn't a fucking faggot
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didn't have obsessive stalkers? i thought he liked his discord people, that's gotta upset them.
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LOL. "Laughing at a fat faggot failure" =/= "obsessive stalking".
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I’m sure by “obsessive stalking”, I think he means “Twitter users stalking his tweets by getting them ratio’d with statements like this”
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Qoomrade Qlinton wasn't satisfied with conquering and becoming canon just in the Garfield verse so he decided to invade and reclaim his rightful place in Heathcliff canon as well.
For those of you who are keeping the record:
- Quinton claims on his PUBLIC personal Facebook to have been born in Richmond, KY and to currently live in Lexington, KY. (The universally agreed residence of the Hoover dynasty.)
- Among his few exploits in Wikipedia his best received edit was of the page of a high school in Versailles, KY he has given evidence multiple times of attending as well as an surface level interst in Kentucky DNC politicians. He even posted at r/BernieForPresident about voting for Jon Gray, then mayor of Lexington.
- In an old video, Caleb Atkins as Johnmas would say:
- He shared his yearbook page on Imgur with his full name and photo.
- He lists Nebraska as his homestate in his Wikia profile in which he powerleveled why his second name is Kyle.
- There was this post from 7 years ago as u/OttselSpy24 when he listed his whole name and channel name as a signature.
- And as you know he lists Iowa as his homestate in Twitter and now we know where exactly.
Which just leave asking, why?
What are the odds old papa Hoover (the Nam veteran) has been moving his family across the Bible Belt? Imagine being that poor bastard and knowing that your son (or son-in-law) and your grandson grow up to larp as commies while liking Garfield.
For those of you who are keeping the record:
- Quinton claims on his PUBLIC personal Facebook to have been born in Richmond, KY and to currently live in Lexington, KY. (The universally agreed residence of the Hoover dynasty.)
- Among his few exploits in Wikipedia his best received edit was of the page of a high school in Versailles, KY he has given evidence multiple times of attending as well as an surface level interst in Kentucky DNC politicians. He even posted at r/BernieForPresident about voting for Jon Gray, then mayor of Lexington.
- In an old video, Caleb Atkins as Johnmas would say:
Which is the code of the city of Lexington and the Commonwealth of Kentucky. And just so you know the email has also been verified as his backup and thank god he wasn't stupid enough to actually post his SSN. Fun fact: He graduated from the same school as Shaun "Talcum X" King.
- He shared his yearbook page on Imgur with his full name and photo.
- He lists Nebraska as his homestate in his Wikia profile in which he powerleveled why his second name is Kyle.
- There was this post from 7 years ago as u/OttselSpy24 when he listed his whole name and channel name as a signature.
- And as you know he lists Iowa as his homestate in Twitter and now we know where exactly.
Which just leave asking, why?
What are the odds old papa Hoover (the Nam veteran) has been moving his family across the Bible Belt? Imagine being that poor bastard and knowing that your son (or son-in-law) and your grandson grow up to larp as commies while liking Garfield.
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i wish i posts full name anywhere and everywhere could go back tells people where he lives to a time explains his full background in detail where i didn't have has his personal information published in a syndicated newspaper comic obsessive stalkers
i can see how the bar for obsessive is "remembers what he says at all" given how he's normally treated in the world
editing to point out: heathcliff literally had a comic reference a touhou character (post claiming sending it in) as a real write-in, so the bar is so bafflingly low that i'm not sure why quinton "can't believe it worked"
i can see how the bar for obsessive is "remembers what he says at all" given how he's normally treated in the world
editing to point out: heathcliff literally had a comic reference a touhou character (post claiming sending it in) as a real write-in, so the bar is so bafflingly low that i'm not sure why quinton "can't believe it worked"
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He lives outside of Lexington in Versailles. He does a lot of filming in Big Spring Park.
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I imagine like Garfield, literally nobody but boomers gives a shit about Heathcliff (but to an even higher degree), so it's easy for him to become a major player in the fandom because there's literally no competition.
Come to think of it, that's probably why people know him for reviewing Rankin-Bass films, seems like a niche thing. I'd say Quinton just has niche taste but then you look at his Transformers collection, might just be he's an attention whore.
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I'm sorry for further packing this updates but Qoomrade further proves that he is totally not aware of the Kiwi Nations.
Now for something else, is commonly agreed that Quinton or someone within the Inner Quew and Quintelligentsia reads this thread at least every so often. Just a few posts ago some kiwis baited Q by accident. (A)
I think this has to be the first time Quinton does comment on something from this thread so bluntly and doesn't erase it a minute after the fact so kudos to you Qoomrade. May the orange puss and its crappy merchadise be with you forever.
If you don't mind I would like some evidence on the latter claim. I believe you to be clear, just want to know why you know that.
I would argue Quinton is a bigger player in the fandoms of Robotech and The Rutles than Garfield, because he has a tangible interest in both of those properties that spans years back and he currently is admin of both Wikias. He even started The Rutles Wiki and got very active this week making articles. Problem being that those are the nichest of niches. In comparison Garfield is an open field and he has claim for his historical findings even though a good chunk of Garfield fans don't want him to be the face of the fandom. If you don't believe search in Twitter "Quinton Reviews Garfield" and you will find many tweets from people that say just that.
Now for something else, is commonly agreed that Quinton or someone within the Inner Quew and Quintelligentsia reads this thread at least every so often. Just a few posts ago some kiwis baited Q by accident. (A)
I think this has to be the first time Quinton does comment on something from this thread so bluntly and doesn't erase it a minute after the fact so kudos to you Qoomrade. May the orange puss and its crappy merchadise be with you forever.
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this is unironically the only image i've seen using the former, i don't think he'd be happy about the form of radicalization garfield offers the "zoomers" q wants to champion so hard