Richard C. Kyanka v. Ashley K. Martin (2020) - Lowtax's second divorce

tantric_depressive said:
It's Rich himself who gets to list his expenses, and would've included that shameful pay-to-win video game spending on his list? Please tell me the court will thoroughly check all his banking/credit card records, and he'll get majorly reemed if he was using video games as his excuse, but no record of it can be found (cuz it was going to the dopeman)
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My divorce experience, we didn't go to court but my lawyer prepared for that and one of those preparations was me getting an itemized/every-transaction-listed printout from every account going back either 6 or 12 months before the separation, so to me it seems that is a thing that they do.
 
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I'm reminded of an E/N thread years ago where a goon said he'd spent more money on his awesome gaming rig to play Skyrim and make anime catgirl skins for Minecraft on, than on the filthy trailer home he and his wife and children lived in, and CPS had taken the kids into care after he'd slept in late and his 5-year-old daughter walked herself to school on a weekend. He wanted to know not how to get his kids back, but if he could sue CPS for damages.
Goons were absolutely raging at him, and rightly so, but he got off the internet, stopped playing video games at all hours, tidied the trailer, worked to get his college degree, turned his life around and eventually got his kids back. Posted an update to let them know and thank them for giving him the kick up the arse he needed.
But the whole time everyone, including all the mods, were piling on him, Lowtax was treating his own family like shit and neglecting them for video games, and once again, mods knew. And that guy acknowledged he was being a piece of shit and changed his ways, Lowtax hasn't done that and I doubt he will.
 
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I remember this, he and his wife moved into a 2BR because their hoarded trailer had "soft spots" in the floor, and they both got better jobs (before, only the wife worked and it was Burger King). The highchair was set up next to the gaming rig so he could WoW and feed the baby at the same time, but the place was clean and they had gotten their kids back. The younger one wasn't really old enough to know or remember much, and the older one that walked to school on Saturday thought the foster family's house was a vacation. The parents were always going to be goony but they really got their shit together and I hope things are still going well.

That was one of the worst stories from a goon at the beginning, and the guy noped completely off the internet until after his kids got to come home. He took advice both from real life agencies such as CPS and from the helpers in E/N instead of pissing in the well, raging out and ending up OD'd or in jail.
 
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Yeah some people are genuinely too fucking dumb to know better until someone tells them "Hey you shouldn't walk around with your dick hanging out"

90% of the issues I encountered in CPS were drug and DV related, the other 10% were niggers who literally were incapable of understanding what was wrong with a 2 year old with a 12 pound diaper and loudly argued about it.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Once you overstay a visa you are seriously fucked and it takes a whole lot of BS to get unfucked. NCIS was a 1984-Orwellian nightmare to deal with before Covid so I can’t even imagine what it’s like right now. I hope she still has an immigration attorney.
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It is really, really stupid to get fucked this way and you never want this shit to happen. I've seen it take years to fix even minor immigration shit, like failing to fill out some piece of paperwork correctly. Also immigration lawyers are some of the most callous, evil motherfuckers I've ever met. They take not giving a shit to the level of an art form.
 
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Hongourable Madisha said:
I'm reminded of an E/N thread years ago where a goon said he'd spent more money on his awesome gaming rig to play Skyrim and make anime catgirl skins for Minecraft on, than on the filthy trailer home he and his wife and children lived in, and CPS had taken the kids into care after he'd slept in late and his 5-year-old daughter walked herself to school on a weekend. He wanted to know not how to get his kids back, but if he could sue CPS for damages.
Goons were absolutely raging at him, and rightly so, but he got off the internet, stopped playing video games at all hours, tidied the trailer, worked to get his college degree, turned his life around and eventually got his kids back. Posted an update to let them know and thank them for giving him the kick up the arse he needed.
But the whole time everyone, including all the mods, were piling on him, Lowtax was treating his own family like shit and neglecting them for video games, and once again, mods knew. And that guy acknowledged he was being a piece of shit and changed his ways, Lowtax hasn't done that and I doubt he will.
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When Lowtax admits to his faults it's always just a low-key self-adulation. "My problem is I'm just too gosh darn trusting!"
 
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First new entry on the docket in a long time:

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People in the main Lowtax thread have been saying the Logan Day DV trial never happened, too.
 
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The GAL in Megan's case requested a psych eval. I wonder if The Outlaw will do the same?
 
How much would it cost to get the depo videos? Can null start a gofundme?
 
You would theoretically have to figure out what court reporter company they are using and order a copy from the court reporter. In real life they would likely call the parties to inform them of the third party transcript order so they could go apply for a protective order. Even if they didn't you'd have to pay for a transcript at the reporter's rate, which usually is a few hundred dollars - depending on the length of the deposition and how many exhibits there are. Most depositions aren't recorded, and the notice didn't say that it was video so it probably will only be a transcript.

Also, Richard's lawyer filed today to take Ashley's deposition.
 
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I hope they know he just disposed of his only known asset, the site known as Something Awful. He just handed it over to Jeffrey POZ.

waffle said:
You would theoretically have to figure out what court reporter company they are using and order a copy from the court reporter. In real life they would likely call the parties to inform them of the third party transcript order so they could go apply for a protective order. Even if they didn't you'd have to pay for a transcript at the reporter's rate, which usually is a few hundred dollars - depending on the length of the deposition and how many exhibits there are. Most depositions aren't recorded, and the notice didn't say that it was video so it probably will only be a transcript.

Also, Richard's lawyer filed today to take Ashley's deposition.
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It also depends on whether you're the first asking for a transcript. If you are, you get to pay the full bill for it being done. If you're the next guy, you get it on a per-page basis.

Leonard Helplessness said:
I hope to god that spousal depositions in a divorce case are not obtainable by the public honestly.
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I don't. I hope they are. Because lol.
 
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