Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

I am certain that Bob went to his high school reunion all excited. He would get revenge on all his enemies for mocking him and not dating him..

But alas the people that so show up to those sort of things have their shit together. They have jobs, careers, and families. It's not like the movies. The bullies and the jocks don't get their just desserts. The best revenge is living well which as shown by bob's weight and anger issues, hasn't happened.

I am sure at one point he tried to explain to some random person that he is "kind of a big deal in youtube" to which that person replied that their 12 year old does the same thing and chuckles. That person would have not meant anything by it, but bon would have gotten really pissed and stormed out.

In the act of doing so, naturally half the room would suddenly remember who he was as this was his usual routine in highs school.

Well, either that or whenever he wobbles in they assume he just got the wrong building, 'cause the all you can eat buffet is across the street or maybe they assume he's like the new janitor that came in about work.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Well, either that or whenever he wobbles in they assume he just got the wrong building, 'cause the all you can eat buffet is across the street or maybe they assume he's like the new janitor that came in about work.

If toilets were alive, they better start running the hell away from MovieBob in a all-you-can-eat buffet binge.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Raz0r already did and took a shot a Bob in the process.

I'd enjoy a Moviebob vs Memology101, EZPZ, and Razorfist saga.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

But didn’t Bob claim he was repairing an air conditioner when he was playing Mario 3 instead of going to a relatives funeral

Not repairing, buying a new one to replace the old one that broke. He literally skipped a relative's funeral to buy something. And he didn't see a problem with mentioning in this in a book about a completely unrelated subject. Until now he's never shown any sign of regretting it either. What, does he think that "If only I'd repaired the air conditioner instead of replacing it, I wouldn't have skipped the funeral, and people wouldn't be making fun of me"? Or does he merely now have another broken air conditioner that he can no longer afford to replace?

 

[Wünderkind]

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then what's holding this uber-mediocre white guy back from losing some weight, moving out and becoming an influential film director?

 

[KingofNothing]

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No one tell Bob that most of the homeless and poor people in the country are actually white guys.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I miss walking around in malls. It's gonna suck when they are gone.

There's a YouTube channel about walking around "dead malls", they are kind of creepy and interesting in their own right.

It's really going to fuck with Dawn of the Dead. People think the "it's one of those new indoor malls" line is outdated, just wait into "mall" means "pastel coloured office space with an unusual layout and an oversized car park".

Until now he's never shown any sign of regretting it either.

My theory is that Bob didn't really like his family, or vice versa. I think the book mentions him hiding in his car playing Game Boy until he was sure everybody was asleep. That's likely something that's changed since due to how involved he seems to be, especially on his brothers side.

 

[Totally Awesome]

There's a YouTube channel about walking around "dead malls", they are kind of creepy and interesting in their own right.

I'm a big fan of Retail Archeology and This Is Dan Bell.

 

[Flexo]

No one tell Bob that most of the homeless and poor people in the country are actually white guys.

Bah! Lazy bums! And they're all oppressing Oprah and Obama as we speak! Not to even mention the rocket ship Bob would have if those guys weren't like... breathing.

Such selfishness.

 

[Totally Awesome]

My theory is that Bob didn't really like his family, or vice versa. I think the book mentions him hiding in his car playing Game Boy until he was sure everybody was asleep. That's likely something that's changed since due to how involved he seems to be, especially on his brothers side.

Bob sounds like an antisocial video game addict. Looks like he even had problems at a young age, too.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

My theory is that Bob didn't really like his family, or vice versa. I think the book mentions him hiding in his car playing Game Boy until he was sure everybody was asleep. That's likely something that's changed since due to how involved he seems to be, especially on his brothers side.

I would bet anything he's planning on grooming the kid. Not even kidding.

I don't even consider the Cuties controversy in that assessment. He's just exactly the type of frustrated loner that ends up doing that sort of thing.

 

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at his high school reunion bob would arrive with buckets of kfc like the inbred hick white trash retard that he is

 

[Rekkington]

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Yeah Bob, except the literal and numerous laws that not only prohibit race-based hiring, and the regulations that force companies to hire non-whites, and the free money that
is literally thrown at companies to hire non-whites, not including all the specialized grants and loans designed specifically for non-white entrepreneurs and businesses. Plus all the provable, admitted rules that let non-whites into prestigious schools and internships with drastically lower skills and IQ. And I guess the new rule of 2020 where black people literally just get to shoplift and rob people and nobody's allowed to call the police about it. There is only systemic and institutional shit that benefits non-whites. I've seen goofy office niggers get away with calling all of their bosses racist crackers while drunk at parties.
Hey remember that time black activist Russel Simmons started his own black-oriented bank, designed to help the black community and their businesses? Remember how it crashed and burned and peoples' money was disappearing and they couldn't access their accounts for a week? What system allowed that to happen, was it the mean whites-only one?
I guess we'll get to see what these people are REALLY capable of once Akon funds his futuristic Wakanda city, funded by shady investments and operating solely on a cryptocurrency he will have to invent.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Bob sounds like an antisocial video game addict. Looks like he even had problems at a young age, too.

That has a name: autism.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

There's a YouTube channel about walking around "dead malls", they are kind of creepy and interesting in their own right.

It's really going to fuck with Dawn of the Dead. People think the "it's only of those new indoor malls" line is outdated, just wait into "mall" means "pastel coloured office space with an unusual layout and an oversized car park".

Malls are actually pretty fascinating (especially the death of them). There is a pretty great book called "From Main Street to Mall: The Rise and Fall of the American Department Store" that goes into the history and culture surrounding them. Its been a while since I read it, but there are a lot of factors that have gone into the massive decline of department stores and malls. One major factor being the sorta weird nihilistic consumerism that Bobby-boy is basically a avatar of.

 

[Lando Calrissian]

Does The Fat One say dumb shit with horrible takes in his actual YouTube videos or is it exclusive to his Twitter?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Does The Fat One say dumb shit with horrible takes in his actual YouTube videos or is it exclusive to his Twitter?

Mainly his twitter but there are moments in his videos.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Malls are actually pretty fascinating (especially the death of them). There is a pretty great book called "From Main Street to Mall: The Rise and Fall of the American Department Store" that goes into the history and culture surrounding them. Its been a while since I read it, but there are a lot of factors that have gone into the massive decline of department stores and malls. One major factor being the sorta weird nihilistic consumerism that Bobby-boy is basically a avatar of.

I figured that malls fell out of style because of places like Walmart. Why drive 45 minutes to a mall, when you can drive down the street to a place like Walmart in your town?

That book sounds interesting though.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I would bet anything he's planning on grooming the kid. Not even kidding.

I don't even consider the Cuties controversy in that assessment. He's just exactly the type of frustrated loner that ends up doing that sort of thing.

If he was grooming the kid, it would be to get her to join the cult of Nintendo and MCU.