DumbDude42
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reminder that these same people will call you a lunatic conspiracy theorist if you suggest that leftists intend to destroy the nuclear family
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Mepsi Pax
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Imagine wanting to be a gross old swinger instead of having a nice (if annoying, god SHUT UP ALREADY) wife and kids to keep you company in your old age.
Sex is cheap. I like sex, it's good stuff (p.s. I have sex). But it's cheap, in and of itself it's very unfulfilling. In isolation it's a high, like shooting up. I would maybe consider having more than one wife (IF THEY WOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ONCE IN A WHILE) but it'd be for the purpose of a larger patriarchal family structure rather than some weird idea about queering this or that, or radical what the shit-ism, or whatever those people are on about.
Sex is cheap. I like sex, it's good stuff (p.s. I have sex). But it's cheap, in and of itself it's very unfulfilling. In isolation it's a high, like shooting up. I would maybe consider having more than one wife (IF THEY WOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ONCE IN A WHILE) but it'd be for the purpose of a larger patriarchal family structure rather than some weird idea about queering this or that, or radical what the shit-ism, or whatever those people are on about.
Hux
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I don't think this was concocted by someone with a healthy sex/romantic life
Or a healthy life in general, for that matter, but what do you expect from someone who ascribes to anything having to do with Anarchism of any stripe
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My favorite part of that whole manifesto is the "radical cuddle puddles" in bank lobbies 
I really hope someone tries it, but I know this is just something one guy typed up with one hand.
I really hope someone tries it, but I know this is just something one guy typed up with one hand.
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If I walked into a bank and saw that, I'd move my money elsewhereMy favorite part of that whole manifesto is the "radical cuddle puddles" in bank lobbies
I really hope someone tries it, but I know this is just something one guy typed up with one hand.
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Unless the bank had already called for the water cannons.
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I know a stunted american womanchild wrote this, because touch and eye contact are given inherently sexual meanings - just like in her favorite fanfics!
Also made me wanna puke. About as bad as S.C.U.M. Manifesto, or whatever it's called.
This is what happens when people ascribe to commie/anarchist/whatever shit principles while knowing exactly 0 history.
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Probably someone with a disturbed sense of self.
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Ugh, relationship anarchy. A guy I spoke to about it once described the practice as beyond just romantic or sexual relationships, to the point of not even labelling your friends as "friends" because each relationship with each different friend was different and a generalised label couldn't describe all the intricacies.
It's an extreme deconstruction of what a word like "boyfriend' is supposed to mean, while not taking any of the true emotional meaning behind the word. In other words, autistic.
Like, no shit mate, one single word is not going to apply to people, but just because you call someone a significant other doesn't mean you can't talk to each other about what that means for you, and it doesn't mean you can't set different boundaries for different friends. Or do you think everyone has the same kind of relationship with their parents, just because they all call them "mom" and "dad"?
That's why you TALK about things. Using your words. Including nouns. Nouns, like, shocker, "friend", "wife", and "cuck".
It's good to not just assume how a relationship is going to function, just because you're "together" or you're "friends", but all languages require nouns. Use them, you fucker. This is just a consisten practice of communication about what a relationship means to you, but with extra steps.
Oh yeah and this guy was French and polyamorous, too because of course.
I also take it you haven't read Kevin Gibes' thread if you think I was describing myself as a trans alpaca ranch queen domme. Go check it out and thank me (or curse me) later.
It's an extreme deconstruction of what a word like "boyfriend' is supposed to mean, while not taking any of the true emotional meaning behind the word. In other words, autistic.
Like, no shit mate, one single word is not going to apply to people, but just because you call someone a significant other doesn't mean you can't talk to each other about what that means for you, and it doesn't mean you can't set different boundaries for different friends. Or do you think everyone has the same kind of relationship with their parents, just because they all call them "mom" and "dad"?
That's why you TALK about things. Using your words. Including nouns. Nouns, like, shocker, "friend", "wife", and "cuck".
It's good to not just assume how a relationship is going to function, just because you're "together" or you're "friends", but all languages require nouns. Use them, you fucker. This is just a consisten practice of communication about what a relationship means to you, but with extra steps.
Oh yeah and this guy was French and polyamorous, too because of course.
You... you know most people have satirical usernames and avatars here, right? XDOK Trans queen domme with an MLP avatar.
I also take it you haven't read Kevin Gibes' thread if you think I was describing myself as a trans alpaca ranch queen domme. Go check it out and thank me (or curse me) later.
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You actually met someone who'd heard of this as a real practice?
Blarmed&Dangerous
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Oh yes, they exist. My ex-wife threw our family in the trash and left me to die in the hospital to pursue "relationship anarchy."
She's homeless now.
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Unfortunately yes. He was in his very early 20s, so I hope it was just an experimental phase.
God I hate it when the internet turns into real life sometimes.
Quite honestly I think the concept of relationship anarchy is interesting in theory and when I heard of it it definitely made me re-examine how I treated my own relationships.
However after I had done that, I noted that I already *do* negotiate my boundaries and what I want from people and don't just expect something from my SO without talking about it first, because I'm pretty thoughtful about that kind of thing. So relationship anarchy would add nothing to my quality of life.
Basically as a thought experiment it works, but living it is the relationship equivalent of performance art. It is just a way to feel like a snowflake because you can't bear to use any word as plebeian as a friend, lover, partner, spouse, etc and you just wanna live "the weird life".
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Things have been great ever since I adopted the anarchist life. Yeah I did lose a lot of friends after I agreed to be best man at my friend's wedding then showed up 2 hrs late to disrupt the heteronormative paradigm and arrived with pallbearers carrying a casket holding the ring to mourn the loss of his autonomy. He asked me to leave when the music I picked for the dance started to play: "Let the bodies hit the floor". But I've made a lot of new friends in the sex-o-sphere. But ya, a lot of people are too bigoted to handle the changes in my life. The female cohabiting with me keeps crying and saying she's my "wife" and my "son" needs a "father". I told her I don't acknowledge arbitrary symbolic groups like "hereditary families" but the baby can stay, for now. My "brother-in-law" invited me over to drink beers and asked me if I'm going through some sort of crisis. I asked him if he wanted a blowjob. He hasn't talked to me since.
It's incredible that people are so defensive of monogamy they'll call the police on you for challenging it. In practicing the "seduce everyone" mantra, I ask out every 6+ girl I see on the street. One girl smiled awkwardly and said to me, "ummm I have a boyfriend..." I said her couplehood wasn't relevant to me. I don't CARE about your sociosexual availability! I kept pushing, kept asking, and this dumb girl just kept quietly repeating she has a boyfriend. And then she called the cops. That's violently straight. I had the cops called on me again after a cuddle puddle at the local museum's dinosaur exhibit got a little out of hand. I said we were radically occupying public spaces - they said I was "exposing myself in lewd acts to children".
When I got to jail and they offered me one phone call, I told them I reject this dyadic model that permeates society. I'd need at least 10 calls to accomodate all the non-romantic (FUCK ROMANCE) love I have to give. The cops then beat me up. The good news though is I've found a lot of new sexual partners in here! Only thing though is they happen to all be men, so I called my "wife" and asked her to come see me since I need conjugal visits to fully express my pansexual identity. She told me she can't because she doesn't acknowledge arbitrary symbolic groups like "marriage". She's finally starting to understand! I'm so proud of her
Gone_Fission
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These people are literally satanic and need to be put in some sort of forced labor camp in Alaska, away from the general population.
Opabinia
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I know that whoever wrote this doesn't go outside, but I want just one of these people to actually act on this. I want just one video of a blue-haired troon blasting WAP outside some random church, pouring xer period blood all over a wedding dress while yelling about dyadic concepts being racist, and then trying to seduce the bride when everyone goes to see what all the noise is about.
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I think we need to point these relationship anarchists towards protesting the patriarchal nature of pikey weddings by bursting into the church and trying to pour dye on the bride's dress. It would be glorious.
georgyjobe
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The source of this was a housing ad in MI that someone in a Facebook group with me found, I'm guessing on a normal website since they were surprised.
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It might be an idea to keep an eye on the Highland Park newspapers for the inevitable domestic violence incidents.
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Here's the listing if anyone can grab screenshots. I'd do it myself but I can't atm.