Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob really does think the world works like a Simpsons joke, doesn't he? "Hello, I'm a white male and this is America. Please give me a six-figure income."

Does he not think there are impoverished white people? Does he think nobody has any real troubles and is just not trying hard enough? I guess that's why he's so disappointed with how his life turned out. I'm sure he's still waiting for that white privilege to kick in.
 
Bob really does think the world works like a Simpsons joke, doesn't he? "Hello, I'm a white male and this is America. Please give me a six-figure income."

Does he not think there are impoverished white people? Does he think nobody has any real troubles and is just not trying hard enough? I guess that's why he's so disappointed with how his life turned out. I'm sure he's still waiting for that white privilege to kick in.
Bob would no doubt reply to a comment like that with, "I may not be getting six figures, but at least the police won't shoot me for no reason, friendo."
 
Bob really does think the world works like a Simpsons joke, doesn't he? "Hello, I'm a white male and this is America. Please give me a six-figure income."

Does he not think there are impoverished white people? Does he think nobody has any real troubles and is just not trying hard enough? I guess that's why he's so disappointed with how his life turned out. I'm sure he's still waiting for that white privilege to kick in.
Oh he's well aware they exist but to people indoctrinated in the woke cult your white privilege gives you such an inherent boost in life compared to POCs that if you're poor and white it must be your own fault for being an inferior person. He's just saying the quiet part out loud.
 
One major factor being the sorta weird nihilistic consumerism that Bobby-boy is basically a avatar of.

Care to explain for people who are too cheap to buy the book? I would think that compulsive spenders like Bob would be a godsend to malls (or they were until Amazon and other online shopping took off), especially if they think they're too good for WalMart (I'm less up on my Bob lore but I know this is DSP's mindset).

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Bob really does think the world works like a Simpsons joke, doesn't he? "Hello, I'm a white male and this is America. Please give me a six-figure income."

The escapist has rehired him despite the legal risk he put them in during GamerGate, and unless he's strictly paid by # of views he's basically mooching off of Yahtzee's success to say nothing of the $36k/year he gets on Patreon for..... I don't even know. He may not realize it but he's the exact thing he's whining about.
 
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r/stupidpol (a Marxist subreddit that critiques intersectionalsim and identity politics) has been having a field day ripping into him for this:


Fellow cow shoe0nhead has been getting in on the action as well:

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r/stupidpol (a Marxist subreddit that critiques intersectionalsim and identity politics) has been having a field day ripping into him for this:


Fellow cow shoe0nhead has been getting in on the action as well:

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If that thread were a YA fantasy novel, we'd have to call it A Mine of Gold and Salt. Here's an especially choice posting:

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Unironic class privilege. This fat, mouth-breathing ingrate has never lived a single day of his life where he actually had to work to survive. He's an upper middle class failson grifter with absolutely no positive contributions to society. A complete waste of oxygen and deep on the inside he knows it, like all these privileged anxious Twitter losers do.
He's incapable of fathoming what it's like to be poor or working class, he's never had to suffer through an eviction, or the city cutting your power off for not being able to pay bills, or the shame of using an EBT card in public, or what it's like to get up at 4 in the morning, work until twelve, have a four hour nap and then work an evening shift and repeat it all the next day, he doesn't know what its like to watch a relative slowly asphyxiate to death from black lung, or what it's like to watch welfare and opioids tear your town into shreds until half of your graduating high school class is in prison, a mental hospital or dead. He doesn't know what its like to live in a car with your sister and your mother off the edge of a highway in the dead of winter, shaking the whole night through because you can't even fucking afford to rent a motel room, much less keep your apartment.

He doesn't know what its like to get no gifts at all for Christmas and turning on TV in the evening and watching Christmas specials where kids get Legos and video games and a puppy, he doesn't know what it's like to not have the money to ever go on a vacation and for people to accuse you of being "uncultured" because of that, or what it's like to actually have to budget to make sure you can get enough food for your family that week.
So he has to pretend that none of that exists for his Fellow Whites, even if MILLIONS of white people in this country live and have lived like that, he refuses to accept it, he has to invent a fantasy land where being White makes all of that impossible because he personally didn't experience it, and after all, fat cartoon loving losers on the Internet are the center of the universe aren't they?

MovieBob would kill himself if he had to go through what working poor white people have to go through in this country. He'd probably die of a heart attack if he had to go through what Third World workers have to go through. He is the height of privilege. Deep down he knows he'll never contribute positively to the world, so he has to sit back and try to tear down people who are socially lower than him, but at least actually fucking create value by having a real fucking job and not yelling about movies on the Internet.

Utterly despise people like him.
 
Not repairing, buying a new one to replace the old one that broke. He literally skipped a relative's funeral to buy something. And he didn't see a problem with mentioning in this in a book about a completely unrelated subject. Until now he's never shown any sign of regretting it either. What, does he think that "If only I'd repaired the air conditioner instead of replacing it, I wouldn't have skipped the funeral, and people wouldn't be making fun of me"? Or does he merely now have another broken air conditioner that he can no longer afford to replace?
I understand it's easy to mock Bob for it, but I think this is worth clarifying. He didn't skip the funeral itself, just the part after his granma was buried and it's a "let's all eat potluck and somberly-socialize" business, as he puts it. It's why I don't make fun of him for that, other than the parts where he didn't need to talk about this to begin with since nobody fucking cares, and how he writes it in such a weird style that makes him sound like an abnormal alien.
 
r/stupidpol (a Marxist subreddit that critiques intersectionalsim and identity politics) has been having a field day ripping into him for this:


Fellow cow shoe0nhead has been getting in on the action as well:

Bets on when he'll resort to performing the "groveling worm" routine that he loves to deploy when he perceives himself the subject of friendly fire?

"I don't know why you guys are attacking me?"
"I like your content!"
"This is just my lot in life I guess 👍"
"I'll still keep watching"
 
Bets on when he'll resort to performing the "groveling worm" routine that he loves to deploy when he perceives himself the subject of friendly fire?

"I don't know why you guys are attacking me?"
"I like your content!"
"This is just my lot in life I guess 👍"
"I'll still keep watching"
The only way Bob would grovel to a woman is if she's a troon or a Chinese lesbian. Shoe is neither.
 
This is all in response to someone calling out his "lack of future prospects my ass" tweet
First, bullshit. You are not at peace about anything Robert. Secondly, it's very understandable how you could try to convince someone that you're okay with the choices you've made when everything bad in your life is the fault of someone else. Why does your summer suck? It's someone else's fault. Why aren't you on a rocket ship by now? It's someone else's fault. Why is everyone up in arms because you told people to flag down a video? It's someone else's fault.
 
r/stupidpol (a Marxist subreddit that critiques intersectionalsim and identity politics) has been having a field day ripping into him for this:


Fellow cow shoe0nhead has been getting in on the action as well:

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apparently one of Bob's white knights reveals that MovieBlob has Shoe blocked while crying "targeted harassment" on Blob's behalf:
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This is all in response to someone calling out his "lack of future prospects my ass" tweet
First, bullshit. You are not at peace about anything Robert. Secondly, it's very understandable how you could try to convince someone that you're okay with the choices you've made when everything bad in your life is the fault of someone else. Why does your summer suck? It's someone else's fault. Why aren't you on a rocket ship by now? It's someone else's fault. Why is everyone up in arms because you told people to flag down a video? It's someone else's fault.
>I"m also at relative peace with the decisions I made to get here.

I'm reminded of a mathematician named Grigori Perelman. He's considered to be one of the best mathematicians in the world having solved the Poincare Conjecture, which was a math problem the best mathematical minds in the world couldn't solve for a hundred years. He also chose to live with his mother in a single bedroom with nothing more than a bed and a desk when he could be a literal millionaire working at any university he wants. That's the guy who can say "I'm at relative peace with the decisions I made to get to where I am."

Not Bob Chipman. Not the snobbish youtube film critic who got fired from the most prominent jobs he'd ever have because he couldn't shut up about politics. Not the author who wrote an autobiography about how sad his life is under the guise of writing a tribute to Super Mario Bros. 3. Not the poster child for the Dunning-Kruger Effect who believes his movie reviews will somehow earn him a spot on an intergalactic spaceship spreading knowledge throughout the universe. Not the totalitarian sycophant who wants half of America's voters disenfranchised and thrown into camps because they live in areas which grows the food his fat ass loves to eat. And most certainly not the basement-dwelling dipshit whose lack of marketable skills combined with his well-documented Internet history has ensured it is highly unlikely he'll ever achieve the upwards mobility he'd need to purchase his own home. That's not the guy who gets to say he's at peace with the decisions he has made. That's the guy who should be on his hands and knees every day thanking Christ he hasn't alienated his entire family by being an insufferable cunt.
 
notice how, like Dobson, Blobbo has refused to use "her" and instead uses "them", like Dobson does with any woman (such as Plebcomics) that disagrees with him?
bob chipman thinks that women dont hang out with him because he is a complex man instead of being repulsed by his appearance and opinions

Another scorching hot take by a man who im sure is married and FUCKS

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Another scorching hot take by a man who im sure is married and FUCKS

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I like how Bob (a straight single white male) understands what all white women think, real feminist ally.

It really does show Bob is a true sexist given how he also views conservative women and how he viewed women like Megan Fox.
 
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