DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tzgnilki]

Someone post the image where he called himself a professional for being the one who drilled those hooks to the wall.
Seems like it aged well.

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[Surly Muppet]

Phil is getting barraged with fake tips this evening, all with lewd messages about Kat, many referring to her involvement with African American Gentlemen. Phil claims 'the mentally ill troll' that has been doing this all along has found a way to 'circumvent' his new system.

Basically the guy is making fake accounts, logging in on them, and I guess continuing to use the fake credit cards? Phil keeps banning him and he keeps coming back. He hasn't tried to refund anything though, so that either means that Phil thinks that the new system is going to give him a chance to win the chargebacks on contest, or this guy is using stolen credit cards and it doesn't matter what Phil does... but the new system may mean that Paypal takes the onus for allowing an account to be created with a fake card? I have no idea, but Phil has only received $23 in 'legit' tips.

FE is also putting up a challenge for the final battle instead of just rolling over and letting Phil win, so he is getting extremely cranky.

Additionally, Phil has mentioned a few times that the vests are now laying in a heap and that Jasper keeps jumping into the pile. Get ready for the excuse that Jasper pissed on the platinum vest so it had to be tossed. He should be leaning on that vest to try and hit the goal more often, but he just despises it. There's your out, Phil.

EDIT: Phil is sorry, but he's going to tough this out and try to beat the game tonight. We're going into overtime! If you could please support the stream, it has been a slow night. He's working his ass off to beat the game and he got $1000 in fake tips that are going to be charged back. He could really use your help right now with tips.

Remember when 'overtime' was a detractor meme, making fun of Phil's autistic obsession with his schedule and the fact that he treats streaming like some kind of punchclock job? Well it still is, he just lacks the self-awareness to grasp how stupid it sounds.

Also, remember if he never mentions these again, he probably got all this money.

 

[KyonyuuFan]

I love this thought experiment: what other common household tools does Phil not have?

• A hammer
• A wrench
• A glue gun
• Some manner of driving screws that isn't an allen wrench that came with a piece of IKEA furniture

Can he use the backside of his hatchet(s)?

 

[Paladin Derich]

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>nicely sorted
Ironic considering his cable management skills.

 

[Iron Father]

You don't even need a drill. Even an actual caveman would be able to take a nail and anything solid and hammer it into the wall. Never understand these homeowners who are afraid to experiment with their houses. It's a fucking nail into a wall, you're not knocking it down to extend the room. If you fuck up, it's an easy fix.

Go outside, find a rock and bang a couple of nail-ended hooks into the damn thing. Better yet, get one of Kat's fist-sized potatoes and use that as a hammer.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Just in case you missed it.

Edit: I'm late and retarded, nothing I could do!

 

[tzgnilki]

dsp's final finale boss fight summed up in 10 seconds

 

[Forbidden Math]

The end of this Fire Emblem playthroug is a TIHYDP in the making.

• Troll tips about Khet that he can't get off screen
• Complaining about the game going on too long
• Crying about the game being unfair
• Blaming the audience for making him play "games like this"

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

He can't send khet out to ask a neighbor?

Last time she went to the neighbors to ask to borrow something, she was gone for like 1 whole dsp length work day and she came back covered in the same substance as his controllers.

 

[tzgnilki]

dsp about to upload a video with nigger being spammed in donos lmao

 

[Penix]

The tipping shenanigans were in full force today. 2k in alleged fake tippery. Call me but it's starting to look like we're reaching a point where Phil can't use it to his advantage anymore. The last couple of days have been"slow" in terms of tipping, so much so that tonight as well he dipped far below the 100 goal with 59 dollars. I can't say much for the day streams as I'm asleep that time though. Phil was threatening at the end of the stream to take out the text when the tip pops up on screen, so believe it or not but this trolling attempt might at least bear some fruit.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

This was some massive salt towards fire emblem, this game really could’ve used its own thread, I knew from day one he was gonna slow play and hate it.

the best part of it all though is that he played the longest storyline and had to Fight probably the hardest final boss in the game, and if he had just talked to Edelgard at a point in the game he could’ve had the shortest storyline with a significantly easier final boss. He literally did this to himself by being so disinterested.

phil creating his own problems or making his problems worse is a classic DSP move

 

[Iron Father]

I was watching a detractor video and during DSP's rant about the false DMCAs he said the guy doing it is "sitting in a basement somewhere" and it made me think how often he uses basement-dwelling as an insult against his trolls.

When you strip away all the empty shallow window-dressing, DSP has the exact same life as a literal basement-dweller. His hygiene, his social skills, his complete inability to cook edible food for himself. The only real differences are that instead of his mom cooking for him he has a maid wife and instead of a basement he has a dust-soaked office.

 

[Lady Adjani]

I was watching a detractor video and during DSP's rant about the false DMCAs he said the guy doing it is "sitting in a basement somewhere" and it made me think how often he uses basement-dwelling as an insult against his trolls.

When you strip away all the empty shallow window-dressing, DSP has the exact same life as a literal basement-dweller. His hygiene, his social skills, his complete inability to cook edible food for himself. The only real differences are that instead of his mom cooking for him he has a maid wife and instead of a basement he has a dust-soaked office.

Gotta love how he keeps referring to his dank playroom as an 'office', that's the equivalent of setting up a tripod in your bedroom and calling it a porn studio.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Do we have a list of people and companies that have mocked Phil (aside from Cameo where they're getting paid to say it)? I'm aware of:

Atlus
One of the Street Fighter developers
Adam Cole
Kenny Omega
And now Microsoft

 

[Frogga]

I was curious what the new tipping process is like now that Phil implemented these totally secure changes to prevent fake tips.

Spoiler: Tipping Process

I went to his Streamlabs page and filled out the fields to tip


After clicking "Tip," Streamlabs prompted me to log in with Twitch, YouTube, Facebook, Mixer, Periscope, Picarto, or Paypal


I connected it to a burner twitch account I made to test this, which Streamlabs now forces as your username when you try to tip. This explains why we're not seeing weird tipper names lately, because you're forced to use whatever your twitch, youtube, etc. account's name is. Maybe it shows your real name if you connect it to Facebook for some reason?


After clicking "Tip" again, this window pops up, asking if I want to use PayPal or Credit Card.


Clicking "PayPal" opens a window where you can sign in with a PayPal account, or pay with debit or credit card. Clicking "Pay with Debit or Credit Card" opens up the "Guest Checkout" screen that Phil said isn't possible with his new changes.


Back to Streamlabs, if you click "Credit Card" instead of "PayPal" it opens this screen, which is also like a guest checkout, but with even less info required.

I don't know why Phil implemented this feature thinking it would somehow prevent people from using the "guest checkout" feature with fake tips. It's still possible to tip via this method, and it's even possible to tip without using PayPal at all. Seems like it's just an extra step legitimate tippers have to take, along with handing over control of their Twitch/YouTube/etc. account to Streamlabs, just to tip Phil a dollar. Plus, you can no longer "anonymously" tip Phil anymore since Streamlabs forces you to use the name of the account you signed in with. Tonight's supposed $2,000 of fake tips and $59 real tips shows that this method didn't faze the troll tipper, and probably put off a few legit tippers.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Can he use the backside of his hatchet(s)?

The hatchets are only to be used in an eventual epic Highlander-style duel to the death with a burglarizing detractor. That's why he put one right next to the front door, so the burglar knows what is expected of him if he wishes to claim Dave's riches.

 

[harbinger]

Gotta love how he keeps referring to his dank playroom as an 'office', that's the equivalent of setting up a tripod in your bedroom and calling it a porn studio.

Considering Philip’s most infamous stream, ‘porn studio’ is technically a better descriptor than ‘office’.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

A fun little observation during his night stream, someone tipped him saying the games game and Phil’s response was

“how dare you even say that, it’s 2020 you can’t say gay as an insult anymore, you need to stop with that shit before you get slapped through the internet”

all said in the most monotone voice possible. For all his big talk about how he’s changed and shit he sounded real sad and passive aggressive because he can’t say gay as an insult(which you can, Phil’s not an influencer, he’s just like everyone else and is an average joe, nobody cares if a nobody online says mean words right?)

 

[Frogga]

A fun little observation during his night stream, someone tipped him saying the games game and Phil’s response was

“how dare you even say that, it’s 2020 you can’t say gay as an insult anymore, you need to stop with that shit before you get slapped through the internet”

all said in the most monotone voice possible. For all his big talk about how he’s changed and shit he sounded real sad and passive aggressive because he can’t say gay as an insult(which you can, Phil’s not an influencer, he’s just like everyone else and is an average joe, nobody cares if a nobody online says mean words right?)

Just over a year ago he almost slipped and said Crash Team Racing was gay, but caught himself

Phil never changed, he just hides it