Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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He really does bend over backwards to defend the sexualization of children
He's only ever been put in a position like that before by Marie, Jamie, and half-a-dozen Burning Man hippies

Even his own show covers it cause Dax gets off to being a piece of shit right in front of people and those people not getting or understanding it. I'd bet that is why he calls his show fan autists, not because of his great respect of autism but because he knows his fanbase is fat retarded man babies and it's his little way of shitting on them right to their face but them not getting it.


EDIT: I just realized something. Maddox was technically Dax's employer. Do you think the reason he acted like a stupid fuck not saying anything was because he feared some sort of weird HR type lawsuit from Dax? I mean Dax did vaguely threaten Joosh when he got BTFO'd on his own show.
Yeah, that's one of the skeezier things about Dax Diddleson, the way he seems to like dangling his bad behavior and deviant fetishes in front of his fanbase's face like a pair of inflated, pendulous testicles. It's like he gets off on tricking them, and getting away with as much as he can with 'em. I got this impression from him before the weirdo furry and pegging stuff even came to the forefront too, just from the manner in which he set up n' operated NP2. I always wondered if that 'gum stuck on the bottom of a boot' site banner was how he viewed it's users (and other people in general)
The last thing you see before a pedopowerbottom kidnaps your 11 year old daughter
You're not kidding, the logo on the shirt his cartoon self is wearing even looks like a female getting a chloroform rag held over her nose & mouth
Ah good ol Louis CK the man who has also gone on tangents about fucking baby corpses and fucking children for "comedy".
*Seinfeld voice* Whaat is the deal with these Mexican Jew comedians?
 
Holy crap, he seriously is using that Free Speech/Hate speech stuff as his entire marketing angle to get money so people feel like giving money to him is giving money to free speech.

"What you don't like the show anymore and think it's unfunny and lame? But I'm on the front line fighting for FrEe SpEeCh and if you don't give MEEEEE money than those evil SJW's win. Also please don't say the n-slur, the f-slur, anything positive about Kyle Rittenhouse, anything transphobic, anything against my pedo fwends, anything about my cam whore gf, anything about the embarrassing shit I do to get pussy, the R-tard word, anything about me not paying contractors on the show, anything about Riley the drug addict incompetent booker or his gf that I'm fucking, my real name, my girlfriends real name, any mentions of the hulagirl conspiracy, links to pirated versions my paywall content at yiff.party, anything mean about furries, anything mean or embarrassing about people who I contract to work on the show, or anything that hurts my feelings. Giving MEEEE money is the only way we can win! don't you wanna be a winner? I am the Alpha Chad daddy who left your moms, look up to MEEEEEE!"

Edit: By the way you can get all of Dax's pay piggy content for free here https://yiff.party/patreon/794528
The better question is is it even worth listening to his bonus content? I've become thoroughly revolted by this man over the course of the last ten months where I doubt this would be anything but cringe.
 
The better question is is it even worth listening to his bonus content? I've become thoroughly revolted by this man over the course of the last ten months where I doubt this would be anything but cringe.
No.
Even when I was a fan I always thought his bonus episodes were shit; he usually spends an hour on his garbage "Inventions" segment and then fills time harder than a Gunty and Shannon solo show.
The WATP crossovers were good, but it's got to the point where I can't hear his whiny voice and fake laughter without wanting to eat a bullet.
Frankly the idea that I ever enjoyed his content makes me feel tainted.
 
Does he pay for thumbnails and tshirts artwork now? Isn´t the guy suposed to have a massive community of people who could do it for free?
Or is he so gresay that he made the artist reduce the price for a twitter shotout?
 
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Maybe if I pretend like nothing happened he'll love me again. Also did you hear about that time MaDdOx LoSt?!
 
you know people are so reluctant to say dick is a pedo himself but he admitted it when he said underage girls are attractive with ralph that one stream.

it cant be the fact that youre a pedophile and ardent cp defender dax. no has to be covid

What are the odds that adult Dax Herrera fucked an underage girl 5+ years younger? I’m thinking 100%.
 
Josh doesn't Dax, just doesn't like the people he associates with.
What does Josh have to gain from continuing a friendship with a back stabbing drug addict who Josh feels manipulated him?
It's not like they talked every single day and were close friends.
Dax gave him a financial life line then expected to be troll shielded but did not explicitly say this to anyone. When Josh didn't sweep it up good enough for Dax because he was never explicitly told that this was 'the deal' Dax sent Ralph and Riley after him expecting to win. Josh came out on top and Dax tried to pretend evenything was cool and he didn't know anything about what the people he pays do cause his employees do not represent his company in Dax's drug addled brain.
 
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What I’m saying Sean is that, technically, all sex is gay because you’re just emulating the experience of having sex with a man. Even when you’re with a woman, it’s still gay sex.
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What about if you’re ah, on the receiving end, so to speak?
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Isn’t that what I said?
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*jaw noises*
 
Plus, there just aren't that many right-leaning comedy podcasts out there where politics aren't the central focus. So I'm sure his audience has a fairly high threshold for bullshit.

I think he’s chipping away at that by insulting fans who disagree with him on COVID or Cuties. In the latest episode pretty early one he was yelling directly at the fans who called him out for asking for atheist prayers for his friend who got COVID, calling them “fucking stupid” and “incapable of holding two thoughts in your head at once”. I’m sure he said the same on previous episodes about the Cuties stuff. He’s also been very clear about his opposition to the religious right in recent weeks.
 
I doubt the audience who are drifting away The Dick Show hate Dax. I do think they are tired of him. When a personality like that forgets to be entertaining they are exhausting and not very fun to be around.

Does anyone who was actually a fan of Dax have any idea why in the fucking wide world of sports he thought this bizarre segue into defending pedophilia was a good idea?

I mean where in your career can you possibly be that this seemed like a good idea?
 
Does anyone who was actually a fan of Dax have any idea why in the fucking wide world of sports he thought this bizarre segue into defending pedophilia was a good idea?

I mean where in your career can you possibly be that this seemed like a good idea?
I've been following him for years and my best guess is that it's from a combination of drinking way too much, being lonely from COVID prevening him from getting out, and missing his Hollywood libshit friends. He was ostracized in 2016 and went full Trump supporter largely out of spite, and his audience grew very right-leaning, full of people who were also either ostracized or otherwise hated all the new woke bullshit at the time.

But, time heals all wounds, and now he wants his old friends back. He said in some throwaway line I wish I had timestamped, on an episode shortly before the Cuties fiasco started, that in Hollywood, the only edgy jokes that are acceptable nowadays are ones at the expense of children. Like, you can tell all the child rape jokes that you want, but if you dare say "faggot" even just once, your career is over.

Obviously, those who ostracized him don't give a shit about him, and especially don't care about his bizarre-ass takes on Cuties, as if that'd somehow win them back. Now Dick's trying to grovel to Null. Hahahahahaha.

It's also worth pointing out that Dick, a man whose motivation is steeped in drugs and sex, is turning 40 this month, on the 29th. He's turning 40 at a time when California is still locked down tightly, and any plans he ever made to celebrate that have been dashed. He has since mentioned in passing (on TDS) doing some publicly unannounced meetup in the woods somewhere, like a mini Burning Man, with fans of the show, just so he has some kind of party this year.

He needs to quit fucking drinking. He's staring down the bottle and realizing he's reliant on alcohol, he can't drink with randos to feel better about himself due to COVID, he's lost friends left and right due to his retarded obstiance, and he's hitting a big age milestone where he has to get serious about not being a fuckboi anymore.

40 is by no means old, but it is to anyone whose life goals are to get high and fuck younger girls.
 
Does anyone who was actually a fan of Dax have any idea why in the fucking wide world of sports he thought this bizarre segue into defending pedophilia was a good idea?

This is probably his internal monologue at this point

I've been following him for years and my best guess is that it's from a combination of drinking way too much, being lonely from COVID prevening him from getting out, and missing his Hollywood libshit friends. He was ostracized in 2016 and went full Trump supporter largely out of spite, and his audience grew very right-leaning, full of people who were also either ostracized or otherwise hated all the new woke bullshit at the time.

He was publicly pro-Trump just prior to the falling out and yes it fits his persona but even Maddox thought it wasn’t a bit. Nobody knew how toxic TrumpDS was going to be and his early support of Trump definitely sounded like a contributing factor to the decline of his relationship with Maddox. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was part of the reason Maddox’s retarded video was taken at face value by the UCB crowd (although we now know he’s a very sleazy person, which would probably lend more credence to the allegations than supporting Trump would).

In a way I think he was painted into a corner with how vitriolic the Trump hatred was and how he was shunned from the UCB in-group (it’s a stretch to call them Hollywood). You’re not wrong in saying that him doubling down was fuelled or motivated by spite but it was also the only good move that he could make.
 
This is probably his internal monologue at this point



He was publicly pro-Trump just prior to the falling out and yes it fits his persona but even Maddox thought it wasn’t a bit. Nobody knew how toxic TrumpDS was going to be and his early support of Trump definitely sounded like a contributing factor to the decline of his relationship with Maddox. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was part of the reason Maddox’s retarded video was taken at face value by the UCB crowd (although we now know he’s a very sleazy person, which would probably lend more credence to the allegations than supporting Trump would).

In a way I think he was painted into a corner with how vitriolic the Trump hatred was and how he was shunned from the UCB in-group (it’s a stretch to call them Hollywood). You’re not wrong in saying that him doubling down was fuelled or motivated by spite but it was also the only good move that he could make.
Yeah, he rooted for Trump early on, but I can't remember him getting really into it until The Dick Show. Even that one episode where Maddox brought in "Fuckface Donald Trump" wasn't met with vigorous opposition from Dick, and it wouldn't be until Trump Derangement Syndrome became some full-force Invasion of the Bodysnatchers shit that Dick really made it a thing. That's at least what I remember; I haven't listened to BPitU since it was current.

I guess at the time, I figured Dick was playing it up as part of his hypermanly schtick and left his political views truly undecided, until enough people went nuts that he just said "fuck it" and became a full-fledged Trump guy.
 
Nobody knew how toxic TrumpDS was going to be and his early support of Trump definitely sounded like a contributing factor to the decline of his relationship with Maddox.

Plenty of people support Trump though. They don't all go completely insane and defend pedophilia though. That was just a really bizarre trip into insanity, and I don't understand it. What possibly made him think that was a good idea?
 
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