Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Bloitzhole]

And just the other day you said she was your girlfriend. So clearly you can’t be trusted to tell the truth.
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I never got why he is into that duck girl.
She is neither fat, nor full of pimples, nor wearing glasses or using bratheth (because duckth with teeth would be terrifying), which are hith well documented go to qualitieth in a potential mate.

Have your preferences changed over the years? What does your perfect gf look like atm?

 

[NARPASSWORD]

I checked up on this to see that ol duckfucker also thinks CalArts bean face woke shit like Steven Universe is better than all time classics like Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Tex Avery, Felix the Cat, and even several of Disney's oldest cartoons like Steamboat Willie and Skeleton Dance

@Webby's Boyfriend, not only are you completely delusional, but you also have absolutely shit taste in animation.

 

[Just A Butt]

To think that a grown adult finds this

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more attractive than this

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is insanity.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I checked up on this to see that ol duckfucker also thinks CalArts bean face woke shit like Steven Universe is better than all time classics like Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Tex Avery, Felix the Cat, and even several of Disney's oldest cartoons like Steamboat Willie and Skeleton Dance

@Webby's Boyfriend, not only are you completely delusional, but you also have absolutely shit taste in animation.

The writer of modern Ducktales is similarly crazy:

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I've never lied in my entire life. I always say the truth, without exception.

BTW Webby and I took this photo two weeks ago:
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This is a disgusting photo. Burn it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The writer of modern Ducktales is similarly crazy:

Off topic a bit, but what is it with the "woke" thinking people they accuse of being "nazi bigot homophobic racist alt-right white supremacist fascists" have "fragile egos" that are easily shattered by seeing "empowering" depictions of "diversity"?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

The writer of modern Ducktales is similarly crazy:
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That's Gosalyn Mallard, I know her personally in real life, we have met two times.

 

[Alex Krycek]

That's Gosalyn Mallard, I know her personally in real life, we have met two times.

What did the two of you discuss?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

What did the two of you discuss?

Gosalyn is building a resistance cell against F.O.W.L. in Saint Canard.

My plan back to Calisota will depart this evening. Do you have any more questions?

Next week I'll join her on my most dangerous mission so far (from which I may not return). We figured out where all the funds for F.O.W.L. are coming from: Rockerduck himself.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Gosalyn is building a resistance cell against F.O.W.L. in Saint Canard.

My plan back to Calisota will depart this evening. Do you have any more questions?

Next week I'll join her on my most dangerous mission so far (from which I may not return). We figured out where all the funds for F.O.W.L. are coming from: Rockerduck himself.

I don’t know what any of this is because I don’t watch Duck Tails, I have deduced that Calisota is where Duckberg is. F.O.W.L is like ISIS but for Ducks or something and you don’t like Dog people. You plan to basically disconnect from reality and imagine things because you’re sad. We all get sad. There’s bad things that happen to us and we fall into a state of despair. A religious worldview can help with that I am certainly religious. However that’s based on a hope for an established tradition and mindset. Not the hope of doing shit cartoon characters. I really do hope you’re just fucking with us and trolling. I’d say I won’t comment much more but hey I also get bored at work or in my down time and I know I’ll be back. Also you making these kind of comments does put a smile on my face because they’re funny. I’d ask you where you see yourself in 5 years but you’d probably say “Blowing up the Death Star with Webby” and that would be fucking cool if you animated and drew it and provided a hilarious story. But I think instead you’re just going to rant more about shit I’ve never seen or watched.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

I don’t know what any of this is because I don’t watch Duck Tails, I have deduced that Calisota is where Duckberg is. F.O.W.L is like ISIS but for Ducks or something and you don’t like Dog people. You plan to basically disconnect from reality and imagine things because you’re sad. We all get sad. There’s bad things that happen to us and we fall into a state of despair. A religious worldview can help with that I am certainly religious. However that’s based on a hope for an established tradition and mindset. Not the hope of doing shit cartoon characters. I really do hope you’re just fucking with us and trolling. I’d say I won’t comment much more but hey I also get bored at work or in my down time and I know I’ll be back. Also you making these kind of comments does put a smile on my face because they’re funny. I’d ask you where you see yourself in 5 years but you’d probably say “Blowing up the Death Star with Webby” and that would be fucking cool if you animated and drew it and provided a hilarious story. But I think instead you’re just going to rant more about shit I’ve never seen or watched.

You're retarded.

 

[Alex Krycek]

You're retarded.

You’re funny.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

You’re funny.

I am not a troll. I mean everything I say seriously.

Cartoon characters are real.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I like you Webster. You may be a weird duck fucker but I would be lying if I said I wasn't a little inspired by the gusto with which you embrace it.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

I like you Webster. You may be a weird duck fucker but I would be lying if I said I wasn't a little inspired by the gusto with which you embrace it.

Thanks, lass.

(when he was banned) was Webby's Boyfriend

Look closely: That account, which supposedly was me, has April 2012 as its registration date. DuckTales was released in Summer 2017.
You know there are millions of people who watch cartoons and know DuckTales?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Thanks, lass.

Look closely: That account, which supposedly was me, has April 2012 as its registration date. DuckTales was released in Summer 2017.
You know there are millions of people who watch cartoons and know DuckTales?

Who cares you’re still a pedophile.

 

[JamusActimus]

Webby you rated my first post on the farms autistic I will never forgive you thus you're a pedo

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Who cares you’re still a pedophile.

I am not a paedophile.

Webby you rated my first post on the farms autistic I will never forgive you thus you're a pedo

Where?
I am still not a paedo.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Thanks, lass.

Look closely: That account, which supposedly was me, has April 2012 as its registration date. DuckTales was released in Summer 2017.
You know there are millions of people who watch cartoons and know DuckTales?

You perfectly know that the account was made under the name Tahiri the Cool, changed the name a couple of times throughout your use of that forum and ended up being banned while using the name that you also use here, now.
You know this, we know this, so why do you try this shameful, childish charade, you autistic dimwit? Repeating this nonsense over and over only makes you look like some @Brad Watson_Miami tier moron.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Even the writer of the show, er... I meant, the head of the research expedition to Calisota!, describes Gosalyn as "teenage". Therefore I am not a paedophile.