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Internet leftists come in tiers. I believe the reason Sh0e didn't go with a "dirtbag left" rebranding is because people like the Chapo Trap House guys are actually smart. Their audience is not comprised by liberal arts dropouts, but by educated people (often times people in the humanities who actually made it). I can't imagine smart leftists listening to June's retarded takes instead of reading something by The Jacobin, Angela Nagle, Amber Frost or Elizabeth Bruening.

It is with youtube NPC's that June has a chance. June has no interest in education or knowledge of any kind, so she can only aspire to amuse the lowest common denominator.
 
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Devyn said:
At 4:35 in this video there's a clip of June retelling one of the scarf girl stories:


(I don't know how to archive YouTube videos yet, I'll add an archived version here at some point)
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She brought a guitar to school JUST to bully this kid? And when Scarf girl had the AUDACITY to not wear the Potter scarf, June took her own backpack, looked into it, and took it out to twirl it around to try to humiliate her to the rest of the class?

"Lol, but we totally weren't bullies guys, TEE HEE!!!"

Scarf girl sounds cringey as hell but those actions June took take dedication - I thought her friend and her just teased her by calling her scarf girl. June had to go OUT OF HER WAY to bring a damn guitar to school and make up a song just to bully her.

I was a bitch in a high school too. I've been both bullied and bullied others in school (Not as far as to do any of those other things though). Kids are damn stupid and we all do things we regret. But as others have said, this high school bully phase is not something June has seemed to have grown out of.
 
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Rabidcolombian said:
Scarf girl sounds cringey as hell
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Nah, HP merch is very mainstream, I've had a few, including a HP daily planner because it looked good and I was already an adult when HP was published. Also, HP was VERY popular during the time Shoe was still in high school, even the "popular kids" where into it, even if only for the movies.

You know who probably wasn't into it? The basic bitch airhead who didn't read and made fun of the "nerds" as a personality.

I agree, we all do this shit in school, I'm guilty as well, but we've moved on from it.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
Nah, HP merch is very mainstream, I've had a few, including a HP daily planner because it looked good and I was already an adult when HP was published. Also, HP was VERY popular during the time Shoe was still in high school, even the "popular kids" where into it, even if only for the movies
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It wasn't so much the HP merch though - it was also the tail and stabbing a picture of June violently with a pencil. That's some similar austism I've seen in school quite often when I was a kid.

I sat next to a friends friend in math class once like this and, just to tease her, drew a swastika on the back of her notebook. She saw it, gasped, and literally hit me on the head violently over that joke. She never talked to me after that (Which was a good thing looking back at it). 2005 - 2015 high school kids were autistic as fuck.

Point is, I know exactly the type of person June was making fun of and even I think there was too much effort put into it.
 
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Rabidcolombian said:
It wasn't so much the HP merch though - it was also the tail and stabbing a picture of June violently with a pencil. That's some similar austism I've seen in school quite often when I was a kid.

I sat next to a friends friend in math class once like this and, just to tease her, drew a swastika on the back of her notebook. She saw it, gasped, and literally hit me on the head violently over that joke. She never talked to me after that (Which was a good thing looking back at it). 2005 - 2015 high school kids were autistic as fuck.

Point is, I know exactly the type of person June was making fun of and even I think there was too much effort put into it.
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You're counting on a description of a woman from June's perspective, probably five or six years before she made the videos.

I'm leaning on the side of I think she might have exaggerated a few things. I've seen some dumb shit in high school but I have never once seen a girl actually wear a tail and not get stopped by teachers.
 
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Rabidcolombian said:
It wasn't so much the HP merch though - it was also the tail and stabbing a picture of June violently with a pencil. That's some similar austism I've seen in school quite often when I was a kid.

I sat next to a friends friend in math class once like this and, just to tease her, drew a swastika on the back of her notebook. She saw it, gasped, and literally hit me on the head violently over that joke. She never talked to me after that (Which was a good thing looking back at it). 2005 - 2015 high school kids were autistic as fuck.

Point is, I know exactly the type of person June was making fun of and even I think there was too much effort put into it.
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pssssh that's nothing, I had a friend who had the tism and sometimes I intentionally provoked the tism just a little bit for humor. Anyway, I think I moved his backpack during class one day and he decides that that was worthy of lifting a desk over his head and threatening to beat me with it in front of everybody. I was laughing my ass off and everybody else was telling him to calm the fuck down. In hindsight I realized he might have taken some of the little things I did to get a reaction to heart, even though I just did it for a giggle and didn't mean to actually bully him or hurt him, so I apologized to him and we hung out in college.
 
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bixbycr said:
Shoe nor her dense leftist followers understand that it's not solely about her politics alone. It's about her ignorance that she's doubled down on and such leftist politics empower in the pursuit of 'do as you please'. Socdem "ideology" justifies and empowers incidents such as these:

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Bruh, fuck niggers.
Those immigrants (illegal or not) work more in a shift than the monkeys will ever work in their and their spawn's lives.
"Call the police" though... I don't think these people realize BLM is a sacred cow to their state gov't.
These people have to be illegals, given how they feel intimidated and not trying to beat the shit out of their melanated faces with the business end of a crowbar.

It's funny though. These same negresses would be baffled why Hispanics will sooner side with Whitey before them. If the early days of the US riots are any indicative. Joggers confused why Latin Kings were attacking them was a laugh to be had.
 
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draggs said:
BLM forgets that Spanish colonists shit on African slaves for a long time before northern Europeans got in on the game. Modern hispanics haven't forgotten or changed much in their opinion of blacks.
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No, they're very aware that Spain treated the natives of America as the closest to equals as it was possible back them. Spain gave the natives houses, education, healthcare, while still treating blacks as slaves.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:
I've seen some dumb shit in high school but I have never once seen a girl actually wear a tail and not get stopped by teachers.
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I envy your school.

There was one girl in my high school who, one day during lunch, had stuck multicolored postage stamps all over her body that said things like I PISS GLITTER. She wore that while in line getting food. No one said anything.

When June said that, I knew EXACTLY the type of people she was talking about and you don't really forget that weird shit or remember incorrectly. How could I ever misremember something like the above? This isn't to deny June was a bitch and bully, but I am saying there were autistic as fuck kids who did the same shit where I went to and it was cringey as fuck. I know you hate June, but are we really going to act like people like that didn't exist and didn't internally annoy the fuck out of us?

Not just in high school in my experience even - in damn COLLEGE there was a girl who sat next to me in Art History class (should've seen it coming) who wore an Attack On Titan cape. Every. Single. Day.
 
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Don't Tread on Me said:
You're counting on a description of a woman from June's perspective, probably five or six years before she made the videos.

I'm leaning on the side of I think she might have exaggerated a few things. I've seen some dumb shit in high school but I have never once seen a girl actually wear a tail and not get stopped by teachers.
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That thing about wearing a tail also sounded like it came from a famous greentext story on /b/ so it might be made up.
 
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