Trashfire Adam Kovic & Ryan Haywood (The Dead Pixel / Koko / Pikovic, and James Ryan Haywoood / Iron Ryan / The Mad King / Vagabond) - Rooster Teeth associates who've sent horrifying nudes behind their families' backs in what looks like a gay catfish

[DawnDusk]

If Meg and Ryan were getting it on, will she now use this as an out? She would immediately get sympathy by saying Ryan forced himself on her. It would be a convenient get out of cheating play.

It would certainly work. As Nontransferable documented here:https://kiwifarms.net/threads/adam-...mad-king-vagabond.77130/page-123#post-7518612

We've got consenting adults who adored Ryan when he was famous and did a complete 180 the moment he was canceled that are now heroes.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

People were talking about Caiti (jack's wife) a few pages back so I went looking to see if she made a statement yet. It is the most pathetic lols worthy one yet.
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Her and Jack are such losers.

So.... Caiti's a fucking cuckquean?

We may have reached the point where these women just want to be a victim. The latest accusers are two very talkative best friends that were both having sex with Ryan, at the same event, while apparently rooming together.

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This was taken about 3 hours before he took her virginity at midnight (Austin, Texas time).
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The two girls together for RTX 2018, (@imkayIamarie = @HADERSRICHlE)
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This is Ryan after he had sex with her at RTX 2018.
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@leigh__sucks said she had sex with Ryan twice at RTX 2018 (August 3—5), twice in February 2019, twice in May 2019.
@HADERSRICHlE said she had sex with Ryan sometime before RTX 2018, after RTX 2018, and again in December 2018.

@leigh__sucks



@HADERSRICHlE (Kayla)


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These two have exchanged hundreds of tweets. They apparently didn't know their friend was also sleeping with Ryan.
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Kayla claims that she felt ill after having sex with Ryan, and was afraid afterwards, yet they kept hooking up and her Twitter timeline shows that she was clearly infatuated with Ryan. She tried to meet up with him at Pax East in 2019.
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@leigh__sucks got a tattoo of the coordinates for Austin, Texas a few days after Ryan supposedly took her virginity in that city.
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In the contest of which bestie Ryan liked more: one got paid, the other e-begged.
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I was right, Ryan clearly has a taste, & a bad one a that.

Did...did Vic Mignona place a curse on RT before he left?

Mostly everyone who fucked him over got double the fuckeries on them. Like, weird karma shit.

 

[madethistocomment]

Speaking of AH employees already having a feel for what's going on, here's a bunch of videos where they all joke about Gavin getting cucked, which are now 5000% funnier in hindsight. Geoff especially loved to do this. (Projecting his failing/failed marriage perhaps?)

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And the best for last, one where Gavin is actually present:

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Notice how genuinely uncomfortable Gavin gets and how he tries to play it off with a weak jab at Ryan. There's so many moments like this over the years you could seriously make an entire cuck compilation that would probably end up 30+ mins long.

Michael also gets quite a few jabs in here and there, which only further convinces me that he definitely had a suspicion that something was up with Ryan, something that I stated in the Roosterteeth thread:

I feel like Michael might have had a suspicion that Ryan was creepy, but was never able to confirm it. He kept making hints at Ryan being a weirdo in videos and always seemed to not be as close with him as he was with the other guys. I think if he knew for sure he'd have raked him over the coals as soon as possible, considering Michael's reputation as a loudmouth and clear disdain for even jokes about creepy shit like that.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

those edits look like the kinds of things you'd see in a Funhaus video before they got the corporate sanitation treatment from RT.

Also hindsight is definitely 2020:

 

[Captain Manning]

anyone got predictions about which RT employee they think is gonna get dragged into this kind of thing? my bets are still on either burnie or geoff. i can see drunk geoff dipping his toes into the "fuck your fans (literally)" pool. it'd be a bummer but i reckon it's plausible.

Predictions? Not really.

Hopes? Yes.

Miles Luna and Shannon McCormick.

Though those two might actually qualify as a prediction if you subscribe to the theory that male feminist allies are predators 100% of the time.

Also, maybe it's just me, but we're overdue for a woman. Come on ladies! Step up your game! Is Momokun the best you got? Stop failing at everything, including being sex pests, or we're gonna put you back in the kitchen where you belong!

That's a joke. Calm down.

 

[the man JJ]

We learned a lot of things in this thread, lots of them i really didn't want to see (adam sucking on a dildo comes to mind), so here's the "don'ts" we learned this past few days regarding both idiots:
-Adam:
+ don't get catfished
+ don't get catfished by a dude that uses easily findable videos of some e-thot in twitter
+don't take videos of yourself shoving toys on your asshole
+don't take vidoes of yourself fucking your wife (we still don't know if she was ok with it do we?)
+don't send said videos to a stranger on the internet
+don't jackoff at work
+don't take photos of yourself jacking off at work
+don't leave the bathroom without cleaning your hands after jacking off


-Ryan:
+don't fuck fans
+don't fuck fans at conventions
+don't fuck fans that are underage
+don't fuck fans that are crazy enough to fall for you
+don't ruin your life for said fans
+don't suicide bait after getting caught
+don't sext fans on your actual account (even Adam knew this one)
+don't betray your wife and children by fucking dumb fans
+don't say to the fan that you fucked a bunch of times to "think of your children" so she doesn't post screenshots of your sex shit
+don't take off your condom mid sex with your jail bait fan
+don't say that any donation on your twitch channel is going to your children's future but then use the cash to send it to some cRazY fan so she can fuck you
+don't excuse your sex crazed life on "my wife doesn't like sex"
+just don't ffs

 

[JimiHendrix]

How you think Geoffs doin? Considerin' his penchant for being over protective of young women due to his daughter and the fact Geoff was the one who personally hired Ryan. Geoff had two choices for IT support, Ryan and some other guy, and Geoff chose Ryan. Geoff said Ryan won out due to a "joke he included in his resume"

But someone posted Ryans resume here, I read it. I didn't see any joke? Unless of course he meant that line about "having a deep sexy voice that all the ladies love"

I think Geoff is starting to realize that wasn't a joke.

 

[Muted]

anyone got predictions about which RT employee they think is gonna get dragged into this kind of thing? my bets are still on either burnie or geoff. i can see drunk geoff dipping his toes into the "fuck your fans (literally)" pool. it'd be a bummer but i reckon it's plausible.

Blaine or Chris Demaris. They both give off creepy vibes.

 

[NewFagWhore]

Since we strayed from the very important topic of fucking 17 year olds, I'd like to just add that while it IS statutory rape, and it SHOULD be, this still doesnt make the 17 year olds "victims", they're just as much of attention seeking, daddy issue whores as they would have been 12 months later, they're literally thots, a few months isnt enough for your personality to develop, you just shouldnt fuck teenagers in general if you're 40 years old, however, still not a victim of anything except her own personality. So the fat, disgusting, Asian she-whale creature gets no sympathy from me.

How you think Geoffs doin? Considerin' his penchant for being over protective of young women due to his daughter

(Gonna double post because editing and P.S.-es are for niggers and nerds, and last time i checked, I still have a dad and don't watch Game of thrones.)

Have you SEEN his daughter? I don't the Geoff is protective of anything, his daughter looks exactly you'd imagine a girl with no father-figure to grow up with would look like. Geoff is just an ineffectual cuck

 

[Druveer]

I also think that Ryan would have chatted about his debauchery with Geoff, Gavin and maybe Michael. Guys like to gloat about their sex exploits and Geoff in particular would enjoy hearing the gory details.

I don't think that's something that would have happened. Or if it did I don't see it ending well for Ryan, remember this is Geoff were talking about the guy who got all of 15-20 seconds into the Dead Island trailer with the little girl in it because he loves his kid so much that any kid who reminds him of her it effects him seeing them in pain...

Spoiler: Little Girl Learns How to Fly Makes Geoff Ramsey Sad.

Then you have the clip from that one Off Topic episode in 2016 where his 10 year old daughter told him she didn't think he was the best dad in the world but Griffon was the best mom and he was floored. Incidently I'm pretty sure that was her mothers influence talking there.

Spoiler: Failure at Parenting RT Style

I just have the feeling that if Geoff knew what was going on he's get how much this would effect Ryans family especially the children and react negatively to Ryan telling him. Michael, I mean he made a deal out of "connect the hots" which iirc was Geoff and Gavin driving around looking at pretty girls. I have no idea how Gavin would react he's British.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Alright so update on that Patreon thing. While it seems all the Youtube and Dropbox links were DFE-ed, I did manage to find quite the collection of lulzy cosplay pics with Meg and Ryan in scenarios totally normal for 2 platonic friends! You can crawl the archive yourself for more if you want but I can't be assed.

https://web.archive.org/web/20200601050204/https://yiff.party/patreon/3519586?p=19

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[GeneralElection999]

anyone here remember the “Ryan fingers babies” moment from one of AHs minecraft let’s plays ?. Iirc they had signs in front of chests or some dumb shit and gavin put ryans sign to “Ryan puts his fingers in babies asses” or something. Ryan proceeds to go on some defensive tangent about how you have to finger a baby during wiping your kids ass. I think this a while before his first venture into teenage pussy. Still pretty weird to make such a passionate argument about something like that

 

[NewFagWhore]

Alright so update on that Patreon thing. While it seems all the Youtube and Dropbox links were DFE-ed, I did manage to find quite the collection of lulzy cosplay pics with Meg and Ryan in scenarios totally normal for 2 platonic friends! You can crawl the archive yourself for more if you want but I can't be assed.

https://web.archive.org/web/20200601050204/https://yiff.party/patreon/3519586?p=19

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How old is Meg Turney? her face looks like not only did she hit it, but obliterated the wall when she turned 16.

 

[Mason Verger]

We learned a lot of things in this thread, lots of them i really didn't want to see (adam sucking on a dildo comes to mind), so here's the "don'ts" we learned this past few days regarding both idiots:
-Adam:
+ don't get catfished
+ don't get catfished by a dude that uses easily findable videos of some e-thot in twitter
+don't take videos of yourself shoving toys on your asshole
+don't take vidoes of yourself fucking your wife (we still don't know if she was ok with it do we?)
+don't send said videos to a stranger on the internet
+don't jackoff at work
+don't take photos of yourself jacking off at work
+don't leave the bathroom without cleaning your hands after jacking off


-Ryan:
+don't fuck fans
+don't fuck fans at conventions
+don't fuck fans that are underage
+don't fuck fans that are crazy enough to fall for you
+don't ruin your life for said fans
+don't suicide bait after getting caught
+don't sext fans on your actual account (even Adam knew this one)
+don't betray your wife and children by fucking dumb fans
+don't say to the fan that you fucked a bunch of times to "think of your children" so she doesn't post screenshots of your sex shit
+don't take off your condom mid sex with your jail bait fan
+don't say that any donation on your twitch channel is going to your children's future but then use the cash to send it to some cRazY fan so she can fuck you
+don't excuse your sex crazed life on "my wife doesn't like sex"
+just don't ffs

Honestly, not since classic era Chris Chan has somebody been so easily catfished with such alarmingly large(in scope) payoff with such little effort. And Chris at least has the excuse of being a borderline re:tarded manbaby that was poorly socialized. Im surprised they didn’t get Adam to yell “Julaaay!” as he shoved objects up his ass.

 

[the man JJ]

redditors are making a sub dedicated to compiling all new Ryan shit https://www.reddit.com/r/RyanHaywood/

 

[Druveer]

Predictions? Not really.

Hopes? Yes.

Miles Luna and Shannon McCormick.

Though those two might actually qualify as a prediction if you subscribe to the theory that male feminist allies are predators 100% of the time.

I've never liked Miles, he's always come off as two faced snake and he looked like a sex pest.

Also he's dated at least two women from inside the company I have no doubt he's done creepy shit.

 

[JimiHendrix]

(Gonna double post because editing and P.S.-es are for niggers and nerds, and last time i checked, I still have a dad and don't watch Game of thrones.)

Have you SEEN his daughter? I don't the Geoff is protective of anything, his daughter looks exactly you'd imagine a girl with no father-figure to grow up with would look like. Geoff is just an ineffectual cuck

Didn't say he was effectual, said he was protective. He couldn't keep his daughter away from a child molesting dentist and I'm sure that weighed on him too.

 

[Druveer]

How you think Geoffs doin? Considerin' his penchant for being over protective of young women due to his daughter and the fact Geoff was the one who personally hired Ryan. Geoff had two choices for IT support, Ryan and some other guy, and Geoff chose Ryan. Geoff said Ryan won out due to a "joke he included in his resume"

But someone posted Ryans resume here, I read it. I didn't see any joke? Unless of course he meant that line about "having a deep sexy voice that all the ladies love"

I think Geoff is starting to realize that wasn't a joke.

I think Geoff really liked Ryan I have a feeling he's taking it hard.

Didn't say he was effectual, said he was protective. He couldn't keep his daughter away from a child molesting dentist and I'm sure that weighed on him too.

WAT.

I haven't heard about this...

 

[Mike Vick's Pitbull]

anyone got predictions about which RT employee they think is gonna get dragged into this kind of thing? my bets are still on either burnie or geoff. i can see drunk geoff dipping his toes into the "fuck your fans (literally)" pool. it'd be a bummer but i reckon it's plausible.

I think somebody earlier said it, but Chris is my pick. There is a podcast ran by female members of RT called "Always Open" which is essentially just about relationships and sexual shit. He has had plenty of embarrassing confessions on there. Knowing how awkward he is on THAT podcast, there is no doubt he tried to get with a fan that basically worships the ground he walks on cause be works at RT.

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

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The face Ryan makes at 0:19-:21 is standing out to me. Like, maybe he's just trying to formulate a joke about cucking Gavin to roll with everyone else, or maybe he's trying to think a way to laugh it off so no one realizes he is actually cucking Gavin. Could be nothing but...

How old is Meg Turney? her face looks like not only did she hit it, but obliterated the wall when she turned 16.

She's 33.

Honestly I don't think she's unattractive, but her face combined with her personality gives me bitchy mean girl vibes. Like, she's really extroverted and bubbly on camera but you've got to wonder if she's a total cunt when no one else is around.